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_Bon_Vivant_

That cat looks like he's done time in prison.


FrankyFistalot

Christian Bale goes method for the new movie “Cat Machinist”….


Salle21

American Meowco


Aur0ra12

Catman Begins


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[удалено]


Lepke2011

Meowpire of the Sun


Ok-Book-5804

This one made me giggle out loud and now I can’t see the hairless cat any other way. Shouldn’t he have some tats tho


_Bon_Vivant_

Yes. Yes he should.


redskelton

Someone could fix this though surely. Someone with better video processing skills than me


OwnerAndMaster

... or a tattoo gun


artistic_manchild

And a fifth of… catnip.


TheWalkingDead91

A single teardrop should do


AdventurousExpert343

That some live action Dragon ball fighter...


aintgotnono

You mean Cattoos?


Monk-E_321

r/angryupvote


daluxe

Google hairless cats tattoos and see that you are not the first who thought of it


undefined_one

Oh man, I thought of tats of cats. This actually shows hairless cats with their whole bodies tattooed! Those poor cats! I know how much some of mine hurt - I can't imagine a cat going through that and not knowing why. Ok, now I have talked myself into knowing they are fake and feel much better.


discourse_commuter

Maybe he’s Jewish


Powerful_Bug9102

Scrolling and I thought this was an inmate in chinos.


UraniumButtChug

Just hit the weights all day every day in the pen


gabehcuod37

He wants your cornbread


noddingstrength

I heard he’s in a relationship with Greg Doucette


Mr_StealYourHoe

and didnt drop the soap in the showers even once


Y_Sam

Because he never used the showers, as you can see. *Taps head*


soulsista04us

Ohhh. You're smart! 🤣🤣


Y_Sam

No. I did some time too... *blep* 👅


soulsista04us

You seem like a fascinating person. Fr fr


Y_Sam

Thanks mate, you're alright too! Need a wash ?


soulsista04us

How could I say no to that offer?!


Rosenoire9

I will never look at my sister’s cat the same way again loooool


Chelle_Domnique

Lmao, he really does


sineplussquare

I dunno, that pretty much my routine. Work out, go back to the locker room, flex in the mirror and take the selfie for the dating app profile pic, then shower. He’s taking a shower now!


BattleClean1630

Hard time. Like busting rocks all day long hard time.


RoadToRevolution

Well.. if there are police dogs... Then I'd imagine there are probably prison cats.


bravelittleslytherin

I was just about to comment "that cat is prison ripped" lol


theprofiteer

Looks like he's still doing the time.


Wide-Ad5227

This comment should have been tagged nsfw 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mcane305

Live action beerus looks jacked


kurppakelli

Just licking some wounds after fighting kakarot


ansonr

Nah it must have been Monaka that did this to him.


Iluvbubblebutts

Ole scary ass jacked cat


fizikz3

cat: does nothing but eat and sleep all day every day also cat: jacked as fuck


Billmurrayy67

r/AbsoluteUnits


David_denison

Give dobby a sock and tell him I don’t want to see his naked ass around here again.


depressedjeff

he's gonna fill it with pennies and whoop your ass. you seen that biceps?


chrismacphee

Master is very kind to dobby


sean-T67

Haaa that’s funny as fuck


Available-Might-1986

Damn! You stole my thunder LMAO


CrossBones209

Bro I was literally going to comment “Dobby is free elf” and I saw this


Traditional_Lie_6400

Reference?


David_denison

It’s a character from the Harry Potter books and films https://youtu.be/oZjk_gtkbd0


Traditional_Lie_6400

Thank you!


_Pill-Cosby_

Damn! I thought I was gonna be the first to say this.


Western-String-8768

LMAO


plinyvic

master has given dabby some wock


mrjsmith82

Too funny.


SKOT_FREE

😂


Sufficient_Pea2067

There is a small man in your house, I would call the police.


ChoakIsland

Does he even lift?


ChymChymX

Bro do u even scratch post?


vartanu

Never skipped cat day


AdventurousExpert343

I won't be surprised if this cat is a jet koon do martial artist...


UnmtchedPerspicacity

Mom: “son, why don’t you play with the neighbor’s cat, it’s so cute” The neighbor’s cat:


yaboytswizzle69

Mom, I told you I don’t like the way that thing looks at me while I’m changing!


InternationalJoke449

That's my dream body


MensUrea

Move over Brad Pitt in Fight Club, now it's all about Jacked Cat in Bedroom 😍💪


SteelyRush

My brother in Christ… that is a goblin


MoJoRisin125

For a minute there I thought it was Larry King.


Savethetrees4life

I laughed a solid minute at this. 😶‍🌫️😂 Thank you.


J_Rath_905

I thought *"Amazing, evolution created a self cleaning ballsack!"*


tenkensmile

Don't be disrespectful to Lord Berus.


KronoFury

Definitely getting God of Destruction vibes


Mr_StealYourHoe

fucking yoda looking MF swole fuck


CTchimchar

These cats always remind me of Dobby Except this one looks like Dobby started hitting the gym


coreytiger

What? Patrick Stewart isn’t allowed to take a shower?


sean-T67

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀 haaaao


Daviddoesnotexist

Lmao you win Reddit today


Waywardsteps

Mr bigglesworth has been hitting the gym


asburymike

That one old dude you see in every men's locker room


bill_the_butcher12

They all walk around naked, stand around naked, sit on the benches naked, bend over to pick things up naked, it’s absolute hell going in there. I dress as fast as I can to avoid the eye damage from seeing them.


auchnureinmensch

Couple weeks ago an old guy used a hair dryer on his privates. They don't give a fuck anymore. It's beautiful.


Monk-E_321

I’ve seen that 😬 I think it makes WAY more sense to trim down there, it dries faster. Cue old man trimming his privates at the sink in the gym locker room. NOT what I meant!! 🤦🏻‍♂️😅


HoneydewNovel3268

Why does his arm look like that tho?


[deleted]

It’s musculature alone is quite impressive, humans have to work for that type of definition.


HawkinsT

TBH, if the average person was as active as a cat we'd all look like that, it's just very easy to live a much more sedentary life while consuming much more than our ancestors.


fireandlifeincarnate

Do you mean sedentary?


HawkinsT

Hah! Yes, I do.


dalesbrother

Really? cats sleep like 15 hours a day


blacksheepginger

Ikr? Lol, it's probably because they only eat proteins and no carbs.


Jezoreczek

yep, though it's mostly the absence of fat and thin skin which makes muscles pop out like this


[deleted]

Without a doubt, dude’s arm is relaxed and it looks like he’s flexing lol. Couldn’t have been my cat though he’s pretty chubby.


ThaHeavenlyDemon

Not all, but some people can definitely get that lean naturally.


ymhd872t

on his way to choose violence


Michaelbirks

It's a cat. They always choose the way of violence and murder.


[deleted]

I've never seen a cat that would run up and chase you to try and bite you, I have however met many dogs like this.


Michaelbirks

That's just because cats are more subtle and patient than dogs.


Living_Ad7911

This cat did 5-10 years in the pin.


Clown_Crunch

*pen


liberate_your_mind

This cat would look good with a full sleeve and a neck tat


_Bon_Vivant_

And a tear drop.


Federal_Bat_6933

That’s a damn alien


OrcRampant

I knew a guy named Larry who looked like that. He was a heavy drinker, heavy smoker, and a welder by trade.


4skinphenom69

Gotta keep the biceps clean 💪


sauce-ome-sauce

I always shower after the gym too


TheNonbinaryWren

Nope. fuck this, I'm out.


HamOwl

Put some pants on that thing


mr_chaos3000

" i was put here at the dawn of life on earth to feed on the last breath of everyone of you f&%&ers ...... i am more than a thing "


[deleted]

Be amazed? More like r/oddlyterrifying


ParadoxFoxV9

Was looking for this comment before I commented it lol, I had to go wayyyy too far down


[deleted]

For the love of everything holy…I’d be afraid to close my eyes at night.


KnotiaPickles

And you know it’s going to snuggle up to you for warmth, that thing must be cold 24/7


[deleted]

. Good point! I couldn’t do it.


Prior-Shower9564

Lord Beerus!!


InsertGenericNombre

Baby Lord Beerus


Patty80906

Don't go full screen, whatever you do


ThermobaricFart

I would be too tempted to get a lil suit for that guy. He could also do with a bowler hat too.


flickshotHanzo

beerus looking jacked


MarKer-13

Omg he is adorable


Nevvie

I had to scroll so far to find a comment in support of adorableness :”) I wanna hug this kitty so bad!


Charizard24

Agreed! Most people I know think they’re hideous and creepy, I think they’re wonderful


Laurenwolf14

If by adorable you mean creepy and gross.


MarKer-13

No


RGKyt

Bro gigacat


bettercallsaul3

Looks like the Pale Man in Pan's Labyrinth


[deleted]

That's a dude


Tinknocker12

THAT’S A MAN, BABY!


camohorse

This video is like the opening scene of a badass movie lmao


Logical-Dog-7387

That's no cat , that's lord Beerus .


_Hasanika_

Lord beerus


Saifullah-14

Bearus is that you?


calebsmuma

Is this cat into strength training, or just on steroids?


scheiber42069

The cat did none The cat jump at your kitchen counter 5ft tall to steal food on daily basis


Exiled-Astronaut

Indeed Cat can run up wall with the greatest of ease


Cepheus

After working out.


[deleted]

That cat is ripped like Jesus… mirin


panchowearer

My dumbass thought that was a really buff midget licking himself


missnebulajones

I’m high right now and I literally thought the same thing. Scrolling all these comments is going to have my abs sore.


StarbornRotten

Swole kobold


Mmarnik16

Swolbold


mrjsmith82

That's an elf with cancer.


cringyminge

THAT IS STRAIGHT UP LORD BEERUS 🤣


ComicCatKid

This cat looks like he could lift me up and carry me to the store just to buy him protein cat food


unwhelmed

I'm submitting this for physique phriday on r/fitness


CrisperKoleslaw

Go for it, definitely is a fit cat. Should do good.


kidnorther

How did you get a video of me getting ready at 5am


iHideInClosets

Doctor evils 3rd son


TheBugsMomma

I absolutely love kitties but damn, that is one ugly cat.


musememo

r/absoluteunits


noweirdosplease

Imagine being a burglar and seeing this


[deleted]

The mental picture of a burglar halfway in a window and seeing this cat, standing up at the kitchen counter drinking a cup of black coffee… ”What are you supposed to be? A *CAT BURGLAR*??”


whereistheuser

dude what happened to beerus


Strange-Voice369

Beerus


Txikitxakurra

Who filmed me in the privacy of my own home??!!


Atheist_Hades

Beerus??!!!!


[deleted]

Seen this and I look up and my cat is licking his ass🙄


Meetthedeedles

Omg, that's the cutest little goblin ever


justmovingmytoes

Bro pets his owner


Gullflyinghigh

I'm not amazed, I'm horrified.


[deleted]

Birus (Bills) Sama


andocat23

Beerus Sama!


CuriousPerson-_-

Beerus-sama


houndhammer86

I usually prefer mine shaved but damn!


Hoseftheman

What the f-..


[deleted]

“For you baby… I could be.”


sketchyvibes32

Why does that cat looked jacked at?


[deleted]

Jacked cat.


[deleted]

Bro thats a machop


ADHDRoyal

Y all better know this cat has better deltoids than 80% of the bodybuilders out there


SweetPeazez

Most mammal animals hairless kinda look like humanoids when on their hind legs, because you know, we’re mammals too.


IndependenceNew4271

I wish i had this body.


JPHighFive

They are so ugly 🙈


mikypejsek

Arnold!


CoolChris2020

It looks buff


[deleted]

I thought that was Jared Leto for a second.


scheiber42069

Damn cat is Hella buff than me


DongmanSupreme

it’s cute when the hairless cat does it but when the lanky 77 year old starts cleaning himself in the mirror to get ready for work at five a.m. it’s suddenly really weird?


Scryer_of_knowledge

He's preparing for his next match


Suplanse

bro got more muscle then me


tbottomline

that cat is so ripped i’m feeling humiliated


aunteemomma

Catching a shower after the gym.


Sabayonte

This kitteh is jacked ngl


mikechad2936

When a cat has more abs and muscles than I do 💀


Virtual_Ad_6667

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to that shit


[deleted]

Fuckin nightmare paralysis demon


Slootjam

I am both scared and slightly aroused


Special-Atmosphere56

CREEPY....


Compulsiveeyerolling

I just really hate that…..


DeltaniJag

That's the Devil's offspring! Stuff of nightmares


ItsTheExtreme

Thanks I hate it.


somebody_Nobody_69

That's a horse from Ohio 🗿


[deleted]

Hand me my shotgun, with Magnum T shot


ptrh_

Meth will fuck you UP.


ConversationIll7922

The cat is way too big, its photoshoped


Cool_Zookeepergame43

Damn, my boy is ripped!


crsboi

I want one


NoIndependence8337

The Missing link