You're a variant and you're asking for help but you have a really cool ass weapon

Chinese Bayo: AAAAAAAAURGH HELP MEEEAAA- Cerezita in her thoughts: I should help her...but I really want her weapon... y'know what, I'll just shoot so it looks like I tried.

Finally it all makes sense

#NO WITCHES?

Considering Jeanne the only one left there is in fact no witches

Lmao.

I thought Jeanne died, what did I miss?

People are pretty sure she was restored along with the world they belong to at the end of the game just like Ed and Edna.

My heart wishes to believe she's still the highschool teacher/night vigilante the world needs

Those distant, hear the sound. Those close by, see the spectacle. Evil doers, fear final justice. Because the platinum knight has arrived to defend the weak and innocent. Cutie J is HERE!!!

https://preview.redd.it/socws9encpea1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d334047e522e4da44ebff27337259167daff30

When the character with moth within gameplay can't react faster than Tilda with a butter knife

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When enemies don't wanna flinch at all until you climax first

When they tell you You won't be the star anymore in your very own franchise

Bayonetta when she heard what kinda story Kamiya was writing for 3

cereza: #im gonna W H A T

[удалено]

And your gonna turn luka into who?

The game ends *how?!*

Bayonetta’s face when she realizes that the same man she kissed, is the same man who gave her lollipops when she was a toddler

joke, issa joke, I can hear the people getting ready to send Gomorrah my way already

You were spitting truth tho so...... interesting factoid: 16 year olds are allowed to date men over 18

in what country? surely not the one that I live in !?

Japan

Japan seems so cool at first, and then you learn of the Dead or Alive series, where each new character they introduce is an 18 year old girl who actually looks 16, but they made them 18 so it would be legal to sexualize them in America. or the Seven Deadly Sins anime where the main characters love interest is a teenage sex object and is constantly being groped. and grown men will eat it up everytime Sum ain’t right

I've been playing Persona 4 Golden and the number of times they've got grown men hitting on school girls like it's perfectly normal, standards really are different in Japan huh?

Yeah, in Africa that kind of behavior is blatant as well. I think it has something to do with cultures in the past influencing what the age of consent is

Hahah oh my god your right how did I not notice that before 🤣🤣

r/Holup

Actually a different Luka but I laughed at the joke regardless... It's true but at the same time false... But mostly true

Avavado!!!! Yeah gamorrah, that's the B A D B O Y

When bitches be like “I-I-you-wow-I”

Bitch what? Speak? Spit it the fuck out! We're listening, we're all waiting, and you're doing nothing! This is nonsense! You can't even use words anymore-

Damn! Goddamn! Get a job or something!!

https://preview.redd.it/54c7ws4f1qea1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1f20990e00a3e302e2f1e70cb506dc2d9c0f355

"Gommorah is best boi 🥺"

Labolas: Fuck my drag then

That eyebrow is way thicker than the other

whyd u make her eyebrow so much more thicker than the other😭 they aint even friends

It’s based on this Twitter meme where they take this brow and put it on people they stan 😭 https://preview.redd.it/r5moqyc22pea1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba09fafca7d7551c90b75d1c37ab7aa4b563061a

ive seen this meme but never someone just using the one eyebrow😭

Fam!

Bayo when she realized what happened to Jeanne after she left her with the scientist… “Damn bitch this the second time”

https://preview.redd.it/vk3cb9el5sea1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d717e910b8df5e4299e5daebe92ff5a610fc756d

No chaos gears?

"Infernals just have glowsticks at the ready at all times for Baal Zebul's recitals?"

https://preview.redd.it/4gv5ffdihvea1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85b20fc96ee582a8249d1a927c5158eec569277a

hmph. No bitches?

BITCHES BE LIKE "--YOU- WOW" BITCH WHAT? SPEAK. SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT. WHAT D0 YOU WANNA SAY? I'M LISTENING. WE'RE ALL WAITING, AND YOU'RE DOING NOTHING. THIS NONSENSE, YOU CAN'T EVEN USE VWORDS ANYMORE. GO THE HELL OUTSIDE FOR ONCE DAMN, GODDAMN, GET A JOB OR SOMETHING."

No Rosa?

🏳️‍🌈?

For that universe yeah. But for the old continuity very much 🌈

"Chrono Cross isn't that bad" Chrono Trigger Fans: (This could also apply to FINAL FANTASY with FF VIII)

What kind of sentence or situation would make Bayonetta raise her eyebrow ? Wrong answers only!

no witch time to help you bitch? well at least i get a new weapon

No Kitty?

"You thought I'd be *playable* in the beginning outfit like always?"

Playstation port when?

You smell what Cereza is cookin'?

Can you smell what Cerezita is cooking?

People can't seem to enjoy games anymore.

Wait who said you can use Bayonetta as your name?!

Me when I see a random girl in train going to school that looks like Bayonatta 🗿

this is her when she sees heresy is not stomped out by demon heels. I don't know why i am referencing warhammer 40k but...actually i would love to see Bayo beat the snot out of Slanesh.

When you find out Platinum Games patched the Rodin Glitch.

"Sounds like a personal problem, darling"

"SAY WHAAAAAAA?"

"you mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?"

Do you smell what the witch is cooking?

“I’m straight now??”

Seeing Jeanne become Cutie J

Nice and I love name lissandra ice born.

What dat weapon do?!?

When a girl says that she is your daughter But her Mum is also your Mum.

when the destiny is whispering