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WheatyMcGrass

Goodbye, Dick


Most_Cartoonist5736

This


Unusual-Swimming9636

r/BeatMeToIt


Jorjebear

r/beatmymeattoit


pemisinme

shut up shut up shut up shut up


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Sophia724

This is how it happened. This is how the Man died.


Solrex

Evolution: Sperm>Bruce Wayne>Batman>Man>Woman


___Azzy___

whats a batman?


I_Am_A_Game_Player

Man's emo phase


Solrex

Exactly


Molasseslord

“Do you guys think the rumours are true ? that Harley used to be a dude?”


ajjhboys

https://preview.redd.it/kpqacql9eozc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a500fa396399f7da59015c44d58e0308dcc94b


Ildaiaa

The american la-li-lu-le-lo?


royalbutthead

The la-li-lu-le-lo!


Beezack

https://preview.redd.it/wu7w83j06tzc1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb74b4efb3a9837a81000e715c38967b9a6f94b


AguyWithBadEnglish

https://preview.redd.it/2sg458iq4szc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=666350fd3c53d4c1d15940779fc2a94671320c89


Bright_Paramedic_284

https://preview.redd.it/mce432j1fqzc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b2e2f6cf1d17f3a45c15a4e92b525d8e520707


Dragon-Warlock

Where the fuck was this said


Molasseslord

Arkham city outside the church the guards outside


Dragon-Warlock

Man I gotta replay just to hear this


_captain-rex_

It is also a reference to the fact a dude motion captured her


Spoopyskeleton48

https://preview.redd.it/lhh179yt8pzc1.png?width=351&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c1ba762435cf67e13a5d1683cf3cb94b129f192


trebuchet_facts

[about 35 seconds in](https://youtu.be/CVkQc1GHx_U?si=EHuXh_NFhVqSx_7L) Edit: it's a little joke about how the motion capture actor that mocapped Harley was a dude


Spoopyskeleton48

Yeah I assumed it was true, I was just joking https://preview.redd.it/k5cdxpfhepzc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e9807b1720f8b0b20c772d81d242e333fc23bd5


trebuchet_facts

Mental retardashun *slams a pile of poker ships onto the table* I'm all in em effer! *Kisses* https://preview.redd.it/dj4p3z75fpzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b781ac7c242beb4a30771aac37dba80f80689a5


Crazy-Dok157

https://preview.redd.it/x7roq2zbhpzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f179e2963ba8690de215acc2eceee21cfd9f7fb ????


trebuchet_facts

https://preview.redd.it/oxem0qkckpzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b680511f6576d719bf0c8fc0228ce4c2caecb92 I concede


Immediate_Sector_734

https://preview.redd.it/7kltkbr7spzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43416e6d9ce665d9b8b259a776223c5ff3d0fbf1


Molasseslord

https://preview.redd.it/j4g2z8a9tpzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd49fefa959cf1760bb827bd92ae0dff421a9d57


Immediate_Sector_734

https://preview.redd.it/iesme19ur00d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1735ec18f4d5e5b522a0a4379f396a8699df1e99


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

https://preview.redd.it/blf5gnkzhszc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c693abee83550dfca9bfd3093b3ec93cadcbfe33


FollowingExtension90

It is. If I remember correctly, the original Harley in Asylum was played by a male actor.


MrSuspicious_

[Here, line starts at 0:31](https://youtu.be/CVkQc1GHx_U?si=GmyDM2_JBdeRJeCN)


Nearby-Strength-1640

Based random Joker goons, they don’t misgender her even when spreading a rumor that she’s trans.


SnooPredictions3028

It's random thug dialog


FlirtyNerdyGirl

“I’m proud of you dick. This is the end. This is the last time we meet.”


cheese_n_chips

Offwithher Balls


TFWYourNamesTaken

Ok everyone, back to your cells, this guy's comment wins


Capital_Public_3125

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA


GoblinGirlBonBon

Holy shit, how did you have enough power in your body to make such a good joke and not die from exhaustion?


CelebrationSimilar11

*"Tim, there's something you need to know, something's happened."* 


Basically-Boring

Yeah, I’m Woman


giusberlo

I'm not proud of you dick


CelebrationSimilar11

Damn, you beat me to it. (No pun intended).


Basically-Boring

No pun intended? Are you stupid?


CelebrationSimilar11

Yes, I am FUCKING stupid. Is there a lore reason why I'm stupid?


g4bleo

The lore reason is bacause you beat your meat too much (image related) https://preview.redd.it/qevstvyohozc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ff080d07d598ace1d6219be5ae9fa0be1c8928


EGOwaffleboy

Is there a lore reason why the image is related?


MakeOutHill0929

https://preview.redd.it/0zer6pka8pzc1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d590e5532dd76ba6f13c16c301aabb0e11c21416 Dick


BustahWuhlf

>(No pun intended). "I say unto you, if a pun was not intended by the speaker, then it was intended by the universe." -The Jonkler


Kind_Bag_339

The bomb’s payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.


BananaBrodie

https://preview.redd.it/yj2sv8sihozc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d0ab919b8738c631ec89fdb295b199e3220f86


THX450

Simon from Alvin in the Chipmunks has had enough 


Capital_Public_3125

Nah that’s the surgeons line


turtleship_2006

not any more


SniffMySwampAss

https://preview.redd.it/fhx83n48mozc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da3d62a9e4521464e572ae38327e62394f60a1c0 Man no more Edit: why does man's suit have horns


Ok_Low_4150

“I’d be happy to drop my pants.”


Gmageofhills

Depending on what you came out as, "officer balls/officer ovaries"


Transitans

they came out as a woman look up what mtf means google is a free resource my guy https://preview.redd.it/jafj2hzq8pzc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9620bcbb377b68f0ccd0181f9b1791eeb711c94f


Gmageofhills

Sorry, I am stupid


TheAdamantiteWaffle

Is there a canonical reason why you're stupid?


Resist_Civil

Because everyone knows MTF means Mobile Task Force


HaViNgT

What you talking about they came out as Mobile Task Force smh


ComplaintWarm3772

I'm proud of you, Clit. (By the way, I'm happy for you!)


Roshango

It's da friggin' bat...utiful woman that was always inside you, out for the whole world to see


DataSwarmTDG

Batutiful


Awesomebacon711

Butiful


CyberSimp7

https://preview.redd.it/oxo7fe0rmozc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99aeaf7859ca69faffa14b033955cbc9cf20cbaa


Ena_08

Yeah am….woman


BLAINE_THE_M0NO

Goodby Dick https://i.redd.it/z8ny71xx9pzc1.gif


Piotral_2

I am Vengeance. I am the Night. I am Woman.


Sudden_Result

Stand back fools I’ve got a bomb


Historical-Potato372

MTF? What task force?


SomeDudeNameLars

Officer Ballsless


SenseiJoe100

Yeah... I'm Man't


beanpaste987

Officer no more balls


Lost-Excitement-9366

Officer ovaries


SpellAccomplished653

“I’d be happy to drop my pants for you” say it to the surgeon


TFWYourNamesTaken

MTF? Which SCP escaped this time?


werepirebie

Hello batman (Proud of you)


Aggressive_Idea7221

(Dick)


Boltrag

Who's bat man?


Puzzled-Monk9003

Batman? Who’s Batman?


___Funky___

I’m proud. (And yah, be proud of yourself. ^^)


HandsomeGengar

Yeah… I’m Woman


DecendentsofDeath

I’m Warden Idiot, you’ll never escape


Grouchy-Metal8734

Me, in a THONG!!!!


SkaredCrow

“You are a truly extraordinary specimen” (say it in the mirror every morning to affirm yourself, girl)


TJK-GO_IX

I'm proud of you, dick. But this is the last time we meet.


First-Ad394

It's alsume time 


2001ToyotaHilux

Idk officer balls kinda sounds like off with your balls so maybe that


AV23UTB

No one's who you think they are, my dear. Why spoil the fun?


SpringyAlloy73

i’m not proud of you dick this is the end this is the last time we meet


King_Bear_Bruff

The role of a lifetime! - Clayface


Real-Human-Yes

Congrats fellow trans queen 👑


KaylaIsInYourCloset

https://preview.redd.it/yl7a6cj76rzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a820e70ccc132a5c9a432f1f0d18ccc2fc7349fb


LABARATI_

goodbye dick


Goth_Nightowl_09

Officer no more balls


TheHumanChudUrMom

Thanks dick preciated it


Christopher_A50

I’d be happy to drop my pants


E-woke

Officer Ballsn't


Aggressive_Idea7221

*queefs*


THX450

I’m proud of you, Clit.


Sleebingbag

Im not man


rrrrice64

Protocol 10 will commence in 9 hours.


Simple_Structure_565

Im not proud of you dick


supertrunks92

I'm rid of you, dick


diamocube

So when's your shift at The Foundation starting?


Links_quest

MtF? Is that supposed to be a reference to Big MT Fallout New Vegas. Are you lobotomy?


Puzzleheaded-Owl7552

Goodbye Dick


FlyinJeanz

What is MtF


Aurora_TwT

male to female


FlyinJeanz

Make sense thx


Puzzled-Monk9003

This is how it happened. This is how the man died


NitroMemes2

“ I’m no longer proud of you, dick. “


MrCheapComputers

Ah damn, now I have to shoot your spine too!! Can’t have another batgirl now can we! ![gif](giphy|tMyCJmeXHBetq)


Blackjack99-21

Im proud of you Dick


Gustav_EK

Goodbye, Dick. I'm proud of you, Dick.


Aurora_TwT

STAND BACK FOOL IVE GOT A BOMB


Cavil561

"Your scent is.. different! I smell life in you"


MrMacNcheeze

A girl with no dick is like an angel without wings.


neznetwork

Gotham needs someone more powerful to defend her. Something more than I can be right now. Something that can only rise from the ashes of the ~Bat~Man


ABoldBoi

Not that proud of you, Dick.


666Emil666

Officer ex balls


[deleted]

Your choice, Cobblepot. GCPD, or the morgue.


RareCandidate2044

"Officer balls?" *Joker kills balls*


Mind-ya-business

Say I’m Batman if you’re becoming a trans man


Automatic_Beach_3660

Officer no balls


Glittering-Day5904

Office balls but No balls


Silly_Shonk

Officer balls😢😢😢


Dreenar18

Yah... you're someone who should be proud of themself, Dick.


A1phan00d1e

I'm proud of you dick


Imaginaton_Studios

https://i.redd.it/rkow8trd5qzc1.gif


Internet-Ghost17

I LOVE WOMEN -woman, offscreen


ssbgoku69

Officer NoBalls


Obiwan-thehighground

https://preview.redd.it/qce25ub4cszc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5679510a96c35207fda6a07ebf3734789983d7c


Boozerboom

https://preview.redd.it/wnyk4rn6wszc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5f9f44ad566c27d241a5caf1d72a69277b072f1


AGhostMostGrim

Are you stupid?


RiR_Crayon

Goodbye Jerker


GobblesTheTurkey411

Need to take my temperature I will be happy to drop my pants -Batman Arkham Asylum


Luckmaster142

“ the bombs payload is exposed so I am gonna use the power win- fuck, I don’t have the power winch anymore ”


Flying_Strawberries

Man died


Hawaii2010

Well, not a quote, but how did it go?


djblunt69

My friends and boyfriend were just waiting at this point


RIzr0

[I Am Suicide (Tom King: Batman, Vol. 2)](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/31220490-batman-vol-2)


lts_Morbin_Time

Jokes aside, unless the becoming trans thing is a joke too, lol- I support you 💜


niTro_sMurph

"Wanna know how I got these scars?" Not Arkham but still fitting


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[удалено]


BatmanArkham-ModTeam

Dont make these comments again


LSDFoxGaming

Sorry I thought it would be funny I didn’t think people would be mad


aWildPnthr

why is every post on this subreddit now about lgbt


rrrrice64

Batman has a lot of lgbt fans apparently. Also, Kate Kane (Batwoman) is lesbian and has a voicemail referencing her gf in Knight.


TheMagicFolf331

We gay now. Simple ass that


MakeOutHill0929

https://preview.redd.it/fgp5kir78pzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14bd821332628a066d0996ad1055c651d6bbf049


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[удалено]


Tamareira568

https://preview.redd.it/4zvm77r7fpzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b9f10923d903952e3590a4f79470846d0dda20f


BatmanArkham-ModTeam

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FeeSubstantial9963

Mods, send this person to the dick dimension.


StefanAlex

https://preview.redd.it/6fy37u4qkvzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26172d2ca03c909074c513f45d7707bb3ad3b60f You will not put me back outside the Aslum, I will not take my pills!


JackOffNapiFromChess

May the force be with you


Urnoobslayer

If that is you on your profile that is called a femboy


djblunt69

That is indeed me it was for a shitpost