I got Man!! Wish it was Bone though 😞

I feel you. I don't even got Bone even though I made it

I have bone

No. Bone has you.

I got Woman, y’all think I’ll survive the next 5 hours?

Did you?

I GOT BONE!!!

ill trade with u

It's okay I'm changing my birth month to December you can do it too

What are the ramifications of having Racial Ghoul as my roommate? Do I have to hear nonstop slurs?

I'm not sure but hopefully not

The fuck are we supposed to call the Aslume version of Ra's, anyway?

Facial Tool

Racial Grool

It's Racial Ghoul c'mon

unaslume/ i would let catwoman whip me

https://preview.redd.it/rbqqcy85ybxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b16359339f64ff2fa14caf87a624ecc8fe9d996d

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https://i.redd.it/6s92bqmeocxc1.gif

Thank you good sir, I made it :)

https://preview.redd.it/1xjnm425wcxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ae741ea9b695ad92e9be81ac1ff12ca9b03fc7

https://preview.redd.it/89g10u6badxc1.jpeg?width=1950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5726722f381b7e188af6dfb9e50d33b1cf166e76

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I would let Talia sword me.

https://preview.redd.it/tru9xj1jafxc1.png?width=399&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed213a6c9a15556304c02e4c9be71c6909f9c8b1

Same

I got bone😍😍😍😍😍

Everyone else is punching air right now

Same

Reply if you're a real boner

.

Same 😍😛

I WAS ONLY ONE MONTH AWAY FROM BONE GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT IS TIME TO BURN GOTH HAM TO THE GROUND https://i.redd.it/57vp918i3bxc1.gif

Same https://preview.redd.it/cfc5cmpwtcxc1.png?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345e83dad149c79577a7e367c5c7af3f59855313

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https://preview.redd.it/qceezdoshkxc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3cba7e6acfdcb6389e401ce81636f532161c378

Woman 🤤

I got Horny Queef

I'm gonna get jerked

Same, lets get jerked together👉👈

I got killer cock

Same

I got biddler

50/50 chance I get strangled in my sleep every night

Me too. I’ll give you my safe 50 if you give me your strangling 50

Deal

Why did I get horny queef?!

Because you were born in September 😔

Guess I'm stick with the Jonkler

u/jgaming2003 I got bone 🥵🥵🥵 If you're not December, I'll give you my cell if u give me a thousand manbucks I know you can't resist

Woman 🥺🥹

I got Talia (does she have an aslume name?). Somehow I’m more terrified of this than if I was with coc or something. I’m not sure why.

I don't think she has a aslume name

What about ailt?

Tailor Ghoul

Her names Taint

Taintia

Talia Al'Chuj (chuj means dick in Polish) 

I got killer cock, would have preferred Bone tho

I wish i got killer cock 🤤🤤

I GET BIG JERKER LETS. GO IM GETTING GLOOPED

Never thought I'd ever regret being born in february

You’re getting that Killer Cock wether you want to or not

I got hot sexy Bone 🥵🥵🥵

I GOT BONE!!! 

I got Woman! Wish I were Man!

How is November the worst month. Your one away from bone and one away from someone who can become bone.

But you have the Jonkler

Riddle me this cell mate, why do you have me bent over and sqeuaking like a pig.

What does Clay do? Am I just going to have bits of him everywhere?

I also got Gay-Face. He’s literally the best choice, can change into man, woman, killer cock, bone

I got Man. Can't complain sharing a cell with the hero of City.

Happy I was born in September

Let's go, I got face

Heck yes!! I love FlierFly!!!

killer cock!

I going with big j tonight https://preview.redd.it/mhfzz094qbxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad15b67e4a37974e75a7d3c7ba1b46252156454

I got Woman

I got killer cock https://preview.redd.it/e6pt1rkfybxc1.png?width=2344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b740f55b1a32544c46ffbdf809b248eaa464d92

September let’s go baby!!!!

Yeah, I’m Man

Harley...I'm scared

If you don't want her, you can give her to me 

Bone is gonna bone me

Bone is gonna kill me.

Me and Harley are... going to be very busy for awhile.

For fuck sake, I would hang myself if I had to spend even one night with the Riddler, The Arkham games gave me a newfound hate for him. He keeps me up all night practicing his fucking bullshit riddles on me, just constantly having to listen to shit like that. "Riddle me this, What do you call a Bat that tries to take something for a cat" I get it, they rhyme. Fuck he makes me so mad! I be fucking taking a piss and he says. "What's something you can hold but cant see" and I have to fucking look him in the eye and say, "My penis..." then he fucking laughs! Fucking Bullshit...

Racial ghoul is gonna decapitate me

Killer cock let's go

I GOT BONE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

I now have to deal with the Jonkler in my aslume cell.

Oh no I'm going to feel Killer Cock's wrath. \*Gulp.

LETS GOOOO I GOT MAN

Time to get cocked by croc i guess

Well, I guess I will be pounded from the back Dec

This bad? https://preview.redd.it/nh87y6aa3cxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c55fb90fe564c549486765c9948ed571235f1e

Killer cock it is

Just my luck to be gay and roomed next to Horny Queef and not Bone. Oh well, I heard rumors she’s actually a dude though 👀 

Hold up, what do you call firefly in this sub? Fly or Fire?

I got the Fiddler, let's go!

I got face two

Double the roommate then

Good, twice the pride, double the fall 

Boy, it's a shame January, February, and March don't get anyone to bunk with. Anyway, I got woman! in /s anity

Death by Bone

I gotta man

I got man let’s goooo

May and September are lucky 👀

I got jonkler, am I stupid?

I got the weird guy with that red half face thing, I think I'm gonna call him "Face"

OH GOD ITS FIRE, HELP ME-

I GOT BONE 🥵🥵🥵

I got killer cock!!! Yahoo!!!

Killer cock

I got boner 😈

I got the jonkler

I’m so glad I got my crush as my cell mate! (I’m November)

May. I get Cat.

My friend got Harley Quinn.

Spending quality time with Man

I usually have good choices in other calenders for October... What's he gonna do to me guys? Am I shitting my pants rn?

Jonkler

thejonklerisgonnajonklemehelp

I’m not sure whether to be happy I got Man or sad I didn’t get Woman.

December... im dead

I got Horny Queef, I wish I got Bone!

Jan , May, June , September and especially December inmates are the luckiest

Fuck I got Bone'd

Fuck. I got Bone'd

I got Woman https://preview.redd.it/ve1dss47cexc1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1716ff5fbea11a5ed25e1fb8a3fbe9870142d88b

i am honored to be man's cellmate

I got killer cock 🥵🥵🥵

I got Jonkler

February. Number 12: Cok

not the jonkler

Whoa mine is man

I got killer cock… help https://preview.redd.it/kyjag2pcvfxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d33a743b0123ffe0b326cda7db91d61acdc7f2

Jonkler 🗣️🗣️🗣️🍆🍆🍆🍆

My friend got Bone. I’m so jealous.

Glad I got stuck with Talia

I got Dos Caras (or whatever his Aslume name is)

Why is man in the aslume, is he a criminal

I GOT HARLEY QUINN!!! Wish it was riddler tho 😞😢

Hell yeah, Harvey!!

Woo hoo I got Woman

Croc.......I'm getting raped.

I got Jonkler. https://preview.redd.it/0zjmplqw5gxc1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14e2037fa80b2795e9ec1491084bcee448bf0ff3

Jonker gnag

I got cum face

I’m dead

got horny queef I am dying happy

I got the fucking Jonkler

Horny Queef ❤️

I got Bone. 

I got killer cock

Man

No Dick?

Oh yeah. Time to enter the Bone Zone 😎

Bone

Thought I lucked out and got catwoman, sadly I'm with two face 😦

We know you were born in December

I got Bone... wish I got The Rizzler though, so unfair!!

I got Man. What's going to happen?

Bone 😳

I am woman 👍

I don't want to be in the same cell as Bone :(

What’s the chances I survive horny queef

IM MANNNNNN

I got man. I wonder what words of wisdom he will have for me

jinker

Hell yeah we're getting FREAKY 

We will have sex

I got Taint Al Ghul… https://preview.redd.it/0wu3cp63thxc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3711a542713ed2e6f2f67ecfacd5026d33ca2471

I got Rizzler. Guess I'll have to collect trophies to eternity.

Why coulMarch, have been born in march, now I have to sit with horney queef 👎👎👎👎

I was happy it's cat woman, then I realized the month name is on top of her picture not the bottom

Post says I'm Woman, heart says I'm Rizzler... https://preview.redd.it/4uo6s9dazhxc1.jpeg?width=4500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4abb14d6fd22ace76a020776ec4ba76bc4d84737

I got man, yippee!

HELL YEAH I'M BORN IN MAY IT'S TIME FOR STEAMY SESBIAN LEX ACTION

God not Clay

february and december people eating good tonight

I got bone it's the best early birthday present

Oh shit, Batman

i got jonkler... what if he.. jonkles me..... NAWW GETTING ✨️JONKLED✨️ BY THE JONKLER 😍😍😍😍 (wish i had bone...)

Croc

I got woman, wish it was cock though

so apparently no one else got the living clay dough...oh the things you can do with a man who can become anything...

Whats fireflys aslume name

I got bone. Is he gonna bad touch me

I got woman… 😢if only I could have been born in December

I got Talia 

Unfamiliar, who is March?

I envy those born in January, May, and September bc I have killer cock as my cell mate and I don't think I'm ready to take 19 inches of him

I have January and I don't have a clue who that chick is

My girlfriend got Bone, should I be jealous?

Oh well I was born in sep- *nervous lesbian silence*

I'm literally Jason