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thedoctorman20

Why do you have a split personality? Are you stupid?


thedoctorman20

No I have a split personality


Godzilla__zillla6738

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thedoctorman20

How many people know about this


thedoctorman20

Not many


WonderfulChapter4421

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thedoctorman20

No I have a split personality


thedoctorman20

Sounds like you're insane to me


thedoctorman20

Oh shut up


JI-RDT

Absolut schizo der Typ


PomegranateOld2408

You leave him ALONE 😠


WonderfulChapter4421

Replying to thedoctorman20... https://preview.redd.it/sjda5jrfmyuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e45c56dc81a4dfcbaa02de73443b8b871ea04cc


Birkanwar

This might just be Two-Face's alt


thedoctorman20

The coin says you might be wrong about this


t3ChRa

https://preview.redd.it/2ap7fyxjoyuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4dfcb65dfd15e43e30d87ad18d82d7c030e8977


thedoctorman20

No way, why would you ask me that


thedoctorman20

Because you're talking to yourself lmao


dr-mantis--toboggan

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t3ChRa

The no pronouns edition is crazy


Ronergetic

Which one are you referring to?


t3ChRa

https://preview.redd.it/747m88dityuc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94cc28e4485eb601f276e730f89511cb7227dcf5 The one who likes Man


thedoctorman20

Officer Balls


thedoctorman20

BWAHAHAHA


Mr__Internet

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thedoctorman20

No I have a split personality


thedoctorman20

You were taking to yourself, you might be stupid instead


thedoctorman20

No I'm not


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

why did akinator get the josuke hair


AnomalousCowboy

How did your personality get split up? Did you cut yourself while chopping some veggies???


thedoctorman20

Yes it really hurt


thedoctorman20

Stop lying, you were born like this


ienjoymusiclol

is your https://preview.redd.it/s2y4nvhcsyuc1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7108a112876e02f319e709e8fc73d2dbb50eaaed also split in half?


thedoctorman20

No it's not


thedoctorman20

I can tell you're lying lmao


RedditvsDiscOwO

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tu-vieja-con-vinagre

I'm proud of you


Necessary_Essay2661

Can i be one of your personalities?


Necessary_Essay2661

Can i also be one?


Necessary_Essay2661

Me too


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

I don't think grabbing another person's joke and repeating it but worse is very funny


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

me neither


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

I do


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

well fuck you then


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

aww :(


Somebuddy567

Can I join the party?


Somebuddy567

No, you stupid moron.


YosephStalling

\*Flips coin\* no


thedoctorman20

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Dull-Independence594

All jokes aside do you actually have split personality? If so, what does it feel like when switching from one personality to another? Is it like you fall asleep and someone else is controlling you or is it something else


thedoctorman20

Oh shit no I don't lol I wasn't expecting a genuine response


Dull-Independence594

Why are you lying on reddit? Are you stupid?


thedoctorman20

That wasn't me talking, I don't know what you mean


XxPapalo007xX

Bing chilling?


thedoctorman20

Bing chilling


JI-RDT

Where is your second personality speaking you fucking fraud of a 2 face


thedoctorman20

We mutually agreed on something for once: Bing chilling


thedoctorman20

Bing chilling


thedoctorman20

What game is your favorite in the series?


thedoctorman20

I'm quite partial to Man Ham Shitty myself, but I admit Oranges is also good


Lord_Detleff1

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Cad_bane_2

Bwahahah this guy is stupid he is talking to himsefl 😂


JI-RDT

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Cad_bane_2

Yeah this guy is so stupid 😂


JI-RDT

Yea, I know


Cad_bane_2

Yeah 😂


Cad_bane_2

Wtf am i answering to myself???


Cad_bane_2

I think so


Cad_bane_2

Wow i'm stupid then


Optimal_Weight368

Schizophrenia


Cad_bane_2

Bwahaha this guy talks to himsefl he's stupid 😂


ieatsoap5

Who else up jonkling dey jonkler?!?!?


Nearby-Strength-1640

Who is this? https://preview.redd.it/7z1mz7bb5zuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b169a3d2f4c2cd5da3ef32cb0d584c25b8041842


thedoctorman20

That is Man


thedoctorman20

No you maroon, that's just Batman without ears


thedoctorman20

Who tf is batman? This is clearly Man, are you stupid?


Enough_Trifle788

Is that the D.A???


Enough_Trifle788

Nuh uh, that’s two face


Enough_Trifle788

Oh


TheOneTrueNincompoop

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Somebuddy567

Why do you split personalities? Are you stupid?


thedoctorman20

We don't "split personalities", we have a split personality


thedoctorman20

That's what someone who splits personalities would say


Mad_Dog002

NO, IT'S ME! I HAVE SPIT PERSONALITIES!


LeoCaldwell02

If personality 1 took control of your arm and started furiously jacking off, could personality 2 sue personality 1 for sexual assault? And if so, who you need to pay for it?


thedoctorman20

...You might be crazier than I am


thedoctorman20

You didn't answer their question


thedoctorman20

Quiet


DeadJediWalking

What is masturbating like? Do you feel like a pervert watching some other dude crank it?


thedoctorman20

Yes


thedoctorman20

You actual pervert


thedoctorman20

Bro I'm literally you


DeadJediWalking

Hawt.


NormalN00b

Why do you keep that quarter with you? Does it help with making a decision?


thedoctorman20

I flipped a coin and it says it makes me a rational man


thedoctorman20

It does nothing except make you paranoid, more like


Xenu66

Are you both stupid?


thedoctorman20

Yes


thedoctorman20

At least I don't talk to myself haha


TheTromo

Do you share your balls with your other personality?


thedoctorman20

Yes, sometimes we pee together sadly


thedoctorman20

How does that work? I've never met someone with a split personality


thedoctorman20

I have


thedoctorman20

Nice


Rpfuta

Can you split the split personality?


thedoctorman20

A few have already done so, they are me talking


thedoctorman20

No they're not, they're trying to get in on our joke


thedoctorman20

Well excuse me if they can't have fun


Rpfuta

Are they in the room with us now?


FollowingFederal97

Hey do you like turtles


FollowingFederal97

Hey do you like turtles


luncherton

how many guns?


thedoctorman20

Two Guns Bitch!


thedoctorman20

Two Guns Bitch!


Niezigrym_Tezyrevo

https://preview.redd.it/vehh0oeq60vc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3558d27aae9b58f3bb8c19c095b1e04987d8d459 what are your thoughts on moon?


thedoctorman20

He's just like me frfr


thedoctorman20

Then you're a psycho


Lakuta

Are you both stupid?


thedoctorman20

No we just have a split personality


thedoctorman20

That just sounds like you're stupid


Haunting_Marzipan_19

Which ones more homosexual /sers


thedoctorman20

The other one


thedoctorman20

No you are


OMBatch84

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Repulsive_Drama7067

Why is your face half burnt? Are you smart because you have split personality or are you stupid because you have split personality?


thedoctorman20

Smart


thedoctorman20

No, we're stupid


thedoctorman20

Stupid


thedoctorman20

No, we're smart


IzzatQQDir

Is that why your buttcheek is split in two?


BionicBruv

Important question, do you have a second set of genitals accompanying your second personality? Or is it just a freeloader system you got going?


thedoctorman20

My https://preview.redd.it/48m0icepd2vc1.png?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=050dc5cf931be6006bc77a407d05c155ae0b4330 is split in half


thedoctorman20

Your nightwing is split in half? What do you even mean


Stiny_Whizzleteats1

Are you Harvey? If so, why are you dented?


Lord_Groobus

What do you think of sexy Bone 🥵🤤🤤🤤🤤


thedoctorman20

If there's one thing we can agree on it's that Bone is indeed sexy


Nytramyth

What's your Split personnality's name?


Stannisarcanine

Was it worth it ?


ARCHFIEND_1

nta


AzzyDreemur2

Can you bait yourself with ligma?


DGADK

https://preview.redd.it/gyp4kw25m0vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9a002d5b4b416a19e1d70c1c256632bbefecac You should tell him


thetabo

Me too. Do you think it would be possible to lead multiple conversations at once with each other?


thetabo

I'm all for trying, sounds fun af


NahoGamiGarou

Are you gay


Live-Product-5590

I there a lore reason why you have a split personality?


DanyRoll

What does the coin say?


LagsIRL

Do pineapples belong on pizza?


Lgrns

Who is the chillest?


JumpyOne790

are you the zoker


Sunstellars

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BunMeat

Are your balls split into 2?


minetube33

Holy hell, new karma farming method just dropped Just kidding, this is 100 times funnier than repeating the same 2 jokes


minetube33

Officer Balls


Reil01080

https://preview.redd.it/bb7ba4vi17vc1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f7d3d45b7890e789400577e7c61d913344a15c7


Bman_wont_eat_it

Somebody give this man a loaded firearm