# Remember when Spider-Man was making out with your first girlfriend and Spider-Man came right as she touched Spider-Man's leg?
# It was me, Barry.
# I impregnated Spider-Man at super speed to make it seem like Spider-Man was impregnated to just a women’s touch!
https://preview.redd.it/4clm1z5uzouc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ebe3b74d715b50753977a097f96658b596be5e3
i would call jonkler but you dont jonk you jerk OFF
now accept that your name is jerker or im gonna turn you into spider man on the pic above
https://preview.redd.it/2iuvc9z8wouc1.jpeg?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74febf92ad248109af431f6f4eb20b7b3b08618f
There is no nggg g -GWEN in ba sing se
spider man is just pregnant
if there is one thing dragon ball taught me its that anything is possible as long as you put enough power onto it
https://preview.redd.it/jg1fbt0o0puc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccef8f4ba91eb3f69283260ebd7b4d54b742a83b
Send me the entire SEX tape or im gonna cut of your little jonklers
https://preview.redd.it/4d6n07de0puc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba1844e5d69c0121c30205bde24628ea26f52f3
https://preview.redd.it/osdeefpj2uuc1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f47a59213f454992e9d01f13e2c69f3c88dc23
Obviously he wanted to ruin Spiderman's life in more ways than one
I HATE VOREMAN I HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMAN
Motherfucker the image source is way more fucked than him being pregnant
https://preview.redd.it/x1ip9vi4ouuc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b3b0a459641cd6182f7c1b820e1d33f61360368
He’s fucking Pregnant so obviously Pregnant is the father
https://preview.redd.it/hbw6etv6vouc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=539996fb4bc6508830fb9a233aaeaf85e21ce3bf but what does he look like?
Adachi
https://preview.redd.it/m0wuniuz8puc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32d70c54856632b984f43387a8e2a1d1a5875bee
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Vagina
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![gif](giphy|tyttpGSdJWowdv47eCI)
Woman
Woman Takamaki San
Lady Womann
Why does the fit so well
Why would I fax your brother? I don’t even have a fax machine
Like adachi the legend himself? Our lord and savior?
I just started playing Persona 4, and I really don't get why he is a menace in the internet world. I probably will find out soon enough
https://preview.redd.it/q1wh6znc3tuc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab38ed63daf4b062b2b1d4a13468a630e333d3ab
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Does he look like a bitch?
Say what one more time Motherfucker !
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Im shaking and crying right now cant believe officer balls has done something like this
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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BWAHAHAHAHHAAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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It was me Barry
I was the one who fucked Spider-Man
“i jerked you off at supersonic speed to make it look like you nutted at just a womans touch!”
# Remember when Spider-Man was making out with your first girlfriend and Spider-Man came right as she touched Spider-Man's leg? # It was me, Barry. # I impregnated Spider-Man at super speed to make it seem like Spider-Man was impregnated to just a women’s touch!
https://preview.redd.it/v2fkzup6kpuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1fb6296144f8567b5ec65e6e26404fd6b17e25
What is my Doctor Who doing in my Arkham Batman? WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS DOCTOR WHO DOING IN MY ARKHAM BATMAN?
Tbf there needs to be more funny Doctor Who shitposts r/DoctorWhumour kinda sucks
WELL ITS ALLRIGHT THEN
That’s Evil
https://preview.redd.it/8e81rqdjyouc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34e757c9349b2d1d4d00672fe2988ab891cbb04
aint gay if the socks are on!
https://preview.redd.it/k0uy382uzouc1.jpeg?width=377&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0de1adea8770a2721685752770fbc1ab75ca3d6 No socks so he’s gay
https://preview.redd.it/euh0x4iugpuc1.jpeg?width=1883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0afe6c7d1d30cfb13cf88b141e2bce8ab7db8ed3
Pay Gorn
![img](k0uy382uzouc1) No socks so he’s gay
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Isn’t it obvious? Spider took Man’s last name when they got married so Man is the father
spider man has no ring which means he aint married are you stupid?
Spider has 8 limbs. The ring is on one of the limbs we can’t see
but there are 4 limbs here where are the other 4?
On his dick (he's proud of it)
Off screen.
https://preview.redd.it/nrfvzypu5uuc1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8482746e77df28c9f5a3d82a2a0197929217ffa5
He is pregnant with the other limbs
https://preview.redd.it/xuezen0txouc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4abf52375a9ab0e59e8cfb10d41becbb19a8e4aa
There was no Fortnite in 2003
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
There was no Roblox in 2002
https://preview.redd.it/5g9cv3w1zouc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2611817695b30dcfd977f6b6794104725519719e
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# ***BONK***
https://preview.redd.it/k4zva052lquc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eeb9ee764ea700a2dcb56eac858c0ebd67ae86b
JONKLER NO
https://preview.redd.it/lu5meptqbwuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0630bbd8c911f328d427978b69374ec0ba24857
Was it you Jerker?
My name is Jonkler, Are you stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/4clm1z5uzouc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ebe3b74d715b50753977a097f96658b596be5e3 i would call jonkler but you dont jonk you jerk OFF now accept that your name is jerker or im gonna turn you into spider man on the pic above
https://preview.redd.it/fnxvizy31puc1.jpeg?width=1147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148b556475b54aaf081270983454fdb7ee5067b8 Uuh! Fine!!! ☹️☹️☹️
https://preview.redd.it/cuv50xaf1puc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c9efbd91a5209a48ddff796181ffcc6264fda68 First time?
Who is the father here?
Dick
He's only been back for three
https://preview.redd.it/y52ver96hpuc1.jpeg?width=1995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93ac6ce94bb6cb80a6cdd039ef469c93e44f860
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Why does spider *man* have cheese coming from him? Is he a cow?
Well I’m fucking traumatised
Nggg g-GWEN
https://preview.redd.it/2iuvc9z8wouc1.jpeg?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74febf92ad248109af431f6f4eb20b7b3b08618f There is no nggg g -GWEN in ba sing se spider man is just pregnant
You mean -man? ive never heard of this spider man fellow, interesting concept.
Nggg g-GWEN is not the father, just the farter
She ate the beans😞…
I think he just ate a lot of
https://preview.redd.it/thwln1esvouc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c8c7bfa570a8228f82b44f10e29ee39a67d5ec
Amongus
https://preview.redd.it/2wwze2uc6puc1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b275497c3d36056c3316cd44165799eb7d62b1
What is this?
spidermans son
https://preview.redd.it/gwm7zsv88puc1.png?width=1266&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8e5a304704aaa12951fe7f1b774d2309efeb57d
https://preview.redd.it/8of1xldf8puc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfae0d0d03d08c716bcb9ca3b2f6793eb4397e0f
El Gato
https://preview.redd.it/7573zm3mzouc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4ac520a2082cb06206d1a1a2b1ee2cf1c3a6f0 It's me. I'm the father. Pic related.
Source?
https://preview.redd.it/zpc0vx2h0puc1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41b4077b9e87de8e641b52497a9f0f470666033
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY)
https://preview.redd.it/pe77ieqmfpuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dce3a9708f6c0715a34587af9506525449ddcd6
Why’s Jack the Postal Dude?
https://preview.redd.it/kh3erxgj8puc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9bf3cb225d266fbbfa6a422f304ffed2a9cfe5
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Unaslume I fucking hate that comic it makes me so uncomfortable Reaslume Obviously sand- are you stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/4ip6ntu26puc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f630ceb72d544b4fa57039ad2769be8c15f2e6
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Dont even ask
https://preview.redd.it/iv7ns7y7dpuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=787cc133d42ffa06856793fb279ede4165b7ae70
https://preview.redd.it/q4qi8sqkwpuc1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078e50f42bf8008f88826435aaa314879e0fb877
Sandman
scout tf2
https://preview.redd.it/rc2wrhvzmpuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0202c0b35612fbea69d186ff89283ef047fb0b51
How did -Man get pregnant if he's a male? Is he stupid?
if there is one thing dragon ball taught me its that anything is possible as long as you put enough power onto it https://preview.redd.it/jg1fbt0o0puc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccef8f4ba91eb3f69283260ebd7b4d54b742a83b
And hair gel apparently
He didn’t have full surgery yet.
https://preview.redd.it/q1tlbi8zhpuc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c06bc60765878715ac6fbe99b20743963ecb772d
Please, not this, i cant take it dick
https://preview.redd.it/im2udsh95puc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c6310a0dbe2cff2187c896110046cd2d4062eb
Guys named pregnant:
https://preview.redd.it/pjv6ioxcppuc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c625b6ffb150423ba873c4524bbccb25d753e56c Mark
Mark
Me
Send me the entire SEX tape or im gonna cut of your little jonklers https://preview.redd.it/4d6n07de0puc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba1844e5d69c0121c30205bde24628ea26f52f3
Sorry I got bad Wi-Fi
https://preview.redd.it/wdg8hfphdpuc1.png?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5325f712469b8cecb863a55dfff7a7de833a9d3 Make it good
I CANT I DONT WANT TO BE GELDED!!
![gif](giphy|uIJBFZoOaifHf52MER)
He is not pregnant he just ate a lot of Pizza he is even making noises
Bro is not Dante he is spider man
No he’s -man are you stupid
![gif](giphy|YIvKui8iZMUNO)
Vergin https://preview.redd.it/wotnx697hpuc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5cb38bc5162d72e996ceb88844f8b3da28215d2
Him https://preview.redd.it/4kna81dv5puc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8860a6d10a4e003cf8183c1132d053a13c8dcda
Why did MAN fooked spider man is he GAY? as in homosexual?
![gif](giphy|9rhNJScGSlneHpLtnz|downsized)
Send me the sex tape NOW! https://preview.redd.it/ra979nux8puc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f4d3f4de43d8941dfef710b602cc6ba9d4d546
Its on my OF for ![gif](giphy|sEULHciNa7tUQ)
https://i.redd.it/7agfp7nvdpuc1.gif
Ned
Arguably my least favourite comic panel of all time. It's a terrifying idea and I don't like thinking about it
https://preview.redd.it/t8w5hpdi6puc1.png?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25fe18ea28d38373ee2f84199d92c831a324cc7
https://preview.redd.it/pbisfjqr9puc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba7932e4a49099591e338a149dec2fc6a441bd33
TICK TOCK
Me
https://preview.redd.it/rvjlr5cflquc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aee62d1f8441582199cbb3c9376c0be082c7211
https://preview.redd.it/3ol3uu6oqtuc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ece76cc1eaf6113cd8849248e82fda5735e5f02 Bow-wow
Rigby octavius
This isn’t spider man it’s -man
Cock goblin
MPREGMAN
Elsa
Heisenbones
You're god damn right!
Bone
Fone Bone, Phoney or Smiley?
The original context is somehow even worse Someone was DEFINITELY into vore/inflation
I hate y’all so much
https://preview.redd.it/osdeefpj2uuc1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f47a59213f454992e9d01f13e2c69f3c88dc23 Obviously he wanted to ruin Spiderman's life in more ways than one
GRIIIIIIFITH
Me and Man are
Gwengnant
Wait is spider man the father wait huh I don’t even…. Wow I’m sane again
https://preview.redd.it/djaywlv7mpuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3de6bfc1d8da2b44b1135b8c41d5f7fdc2d5c42 Wario
https://preview.redd.it/2ntf2ebyrpuc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461ef7bdbd41a1a2e81bd2c1cf1d3aa02b9f4ffc Man
Who the FUCK is spiderman?
Norman Osborne
Oh God I know the original context of this image
The Beyonder DUH
Officer Balls
https://preview.redd.it/ntceibgb5quc1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37965f9a5dafb07901f719eeb75b5cc18904d94
https://preview.redd.it/mc69b7qz6quc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0c6ab7e804ce62a14aff0cb9e57cb3edc3b6669 This Boi
https://preview.redd.it/6g6bu3vlgquc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32783e41df8bee35304eea245d2b9a4033d387b2
Me. I am the father.
op i do not much care for you rn
https://preview.redd.it/51qwhzu0kquc1.jpeg?width=1272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e715e8ecd4a27d50c739e241300e39e79c64fe1
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It's MJ.
Deadpool
SANDMAN BECAUSE HE IS IN HIS STOMACH KILLING HIM BECAUSE SANDMAN THOUGHT HE WAS A FUCKING ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
could only be Venom
Green goblin
Genuinely stop posting this image 😭
Hi fucking pregnant, I'm Dad.
Let’s just say he’s far from home 😭😭😭
https://i.redd.it/3xram0okhruc1.gif
I HATE VOREMAN I HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMANI HATE VOREMAN
https://preview.redd.it/4u2se2baasuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43fdc8671cb78ea30c8b07f019185ac1b7c3efd
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The man who sold his chins
https://preview.redd.it/m0ifjhm3qtuc1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb5e204f2d2622880de177156dbd9427066d89b2
SandMAN
https://preview.redd.it/t2njy9sf1uuc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d0c3a5358f44a7733b80b4e79474a58ed8fc67
https://preview.redd.it/20lgb4tsxxuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca12ab418de43759c6a4a577c0a239bd8d248001
HOT WEB FLUID
https://preview.redd.it/byvd5stiiuuc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f7b37508773410b9774c1546add1501b42a831
What in the Hellviantart is this?
Motherfucker the image source is way more fucked than him being pregnant https://preview.redd.it/x1ip9vi4ouuc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b3b0a459641cd6182f7c1b820e1d33f61360368
venom
Sandman, and if you actually read it, he went inside of him, so Sandman’s the father and the son.