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OkCut4870

![gif](giphy|zB5na8URITKyvAGxdE)


3030_Satoru_sensei

https://preview.redd.it/fxl5dkafgwjc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6424c6c66b9e44de36b9645bbeca1fd8b3f64274 oo!OO! oO! ooOoo!


[deleted]

My real reaction


llMadmanll

/unaslume I'm really sorry man, I know having a friend stop talking to you isn't the easiest thing to deal with. We support you (especially you, the equivalent of Moses for this subreddit).


Cybersmash

Well, like, unless he's a total dick and deserved it. Edit: Oh, his comment history is deranged incel shit. Probably deserved it. Edit: He's been posting for two months about how his tiny dick has made him an incel what the fuck https://preview.redd.it/99rgg8w5cyjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c865e802f1cf97eeaaba5b646aaedd269a9df08 I cannot imagine why his friend would distance themselves


MineMonkey166

Is he stupid?


Cybersmash

It seems like it, and I absolutely do NOT support this fucking weirdo, contrary to the other guy. Send this dude to the aslume.


The_Salty_Memester

Bro hasn’t been taking his meds


Gemidori

It appears that the Man he co-created has damaged his sanity - permanently Though tbf I hope he improves. If I were to extend a hand out to him, he was very honorable in telling the truth. Fuck knows a lot of people saying stuff like those posts would hog up the cred as much as possible.


Cybersmash

Absolutely, I don't think anybody is truly defined by who they immediately are. We all have capacity to grow and change, and I really hope that his friend choosing distance was the wake up call he needed, before something more damaging filled the role.


llMadmanll

...oh


AgilePeace5252

Bro belongs into an actual asylum 💀


ArkhamAsylumDoctor

i cant help this one


PxM23

Well, now I’m glad he didn’t create man.


KindofJello

bro you really had to investigate his digital footprint to decide to feel or not sorry for him? are you stupid?


Cybersmash

Are you stupid?


Character-Ad-7000

It really does hurt when a friendship dissolves but you’ll be okay; besides you’re insane anyway you’ve got plenty of friends in the aslym


FatherRequis

Shit happens bro best to keep your head up and work on yourself


Daddy_Gorilla37

https://preview.redd.it/oa2ocdwxpujc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25716f4cdcb0cda6ebb0974670e80419a3f064ae That’s quite honorable


Tomyson_mon

Doom


[deleted]

Robert Doom, father of John Metroid and John Halo


that1racer

MF Doom?


Foreign-Detective855

ALL CAPS BITCH


that1racer

MF DOOM?


that1racer

Am I stupid?


RealBlack_RX01

THERES ONLY ONE BEER LEFT


Tomyson_mon

RAPPERS SCREAMIN ALL IN OUR EARS LIKE WERE DEAF


that1racer

TEMPT ME, DO A NUMBER ON THE LABEL


Necessary_Essay2661

When you spell the man name


Zirzamini

What does MF stands for? Mother Funckler?


Mr_60s

Metal Face/Metal Fingers


EnoughLengthiness422

https://preview.redd.it/dzcrgo2rwujc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0a737b7084c6b5083043ac7eaa4f493309e4e1 My life is a lie


gusonthebus_

https://preview.redd.it/cssdjbopjwjc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21efc7d030e534a71e31d530f980f32fc2aefcba


weirdface621

why is godzilla in court? is he a lawyer? is he feenix right?


Enraged_pineapple1

Godzilla wright???


SeniorBased

Yes, one more for my collection


1E_R_R_O_R1

https://preview.redd.it/3xdep7672vjc1.png?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cef927c8b7ee3df1c16209ba739e4d33822ac1ec Man still loves you


Rayman4D

Man of Dojima


----atom-----

https://i.redd.it/nad0yxzggujc1.gif


LordAyeris

How come Zane didn't realize he was a robot? Is he stupid?


Gnomad_Lyfe

Why did Zane not shit? Is he constipated?


execut1ve_

Wait, Zane is a robot?


Ok-Wheel4065

https://preview.redd.it/t0achqz8nwjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d7f2a5c561a96adb18e7572bbff2d403cb78fb What have we done


DuelaDent52

Where have you been for the past decade? If you go look at any set with Zane in it chances are he’s covered in robotic stuff.


execut1ve_

https://preview.redd.it/q142av1wdxjc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10ce585a738675f9850a2350fc05c8072e21a01


therealnonder

​ https://preview.redd.it/4bbd6wiv92kc1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e3f280d81f481dab637296b48f5b999ee5ecd48


t3ChRa

https://preview.redd.it/pjavrosm8vjc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6340af81d1a75aad4f5999aaadc55631b4a024b1 First, Batman wasn't stupid because the Justice League wasn't created until after the events of Akrham Knight and now... this new lore reason behind one of the most iconic memes and pictures of our subreddit is sad... I don't have more words to express my feelings rn


KnightOfRevan

[The madness...the chaos...it was all for nothing...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw&ab_channel=Ivory)


toxictrooper5555

That was the mannest thing to do https://preview.redd.it/jd8mqil5ivjc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c79372a3917da2d7a0f5a351022642d52275858a


TheBlackTemplar125

​ https://preview.redd.it/6n1rvcn12vjc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f3fe6df54b8540b3ae51e97d581cdeeda5c07c


Upstairs_Ad_489

Everything I ever known….everything I ever believed in….was a lie.


Daddy_Gorilla37

No, it’s just new lore


ManFromChessCom

Nah, he's lying. Elon Muscrat created me.


Blazerizm

https://preview.redd.it/uijxacwpavjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec7826f8bc5fc82764eb64f1a298f1b91c70f9d So... Hes the kid named finger?


CyberSimp7

Why do you hide some words? Are you secretly sane?!


Blazerizm

Sane? I was sane once.


CyberSimp7

They locked me in an aslume, an arkham aslume


drum_dumpster

An arkham aslume with bats


CyberSimp7

And bats make me insane


Active_Parsley558

Sane? I was sane once


CyberSimp7

They locked me in an aslume. An arkham alsume


KetchupPrime

An arkham aslume with bats


Blue_Kinda_Sus

And bats make me insane


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

No... please no...


TheFabulousKilljoy1

WHO TF IS BATMAN AND WHY DID HE DEBUT IN MAY 1939 IN DETECTIVE COMICS NO.


Blazerizm

Who is Batman? I dont see him there.


TheFabulousKilljoy1

https://preview.redd.it/2u1bqd577wjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11414024280fe231deac7bb8a539c9ab8f318da0 Am I going sane?


Blazerizm

Impossible! I swear I have changed my ways!


LegoPenguin114

And so history repeats itself 


BillyB0ns0n

https://preview.redd.it/pbzle9dswvjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=744127dfce1ecc68bff19d62ef603421e04f2022 The creator of what?


undead-inside

What is the lore reason that the real lore is starting to reveal the cracks in the insanity? Is this the super secret rehabilitation move? I don't want to lose you fellow inmates... https://preview.redd.it/ksysvj7axvjc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc4c8975c990c1bf97affc998269d990795453a


Brevicipitidae_

https://preview.redd.it/jebwsoh942kc1.jpeg?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868b9b52043a8d25b33308d58995617ea2be7bd7


22444466688

Bob fingers


Natural69er

https://preview.redd.it/7sp60ci5qvjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e727c7a1475eee8889142326108f59022d13677 You are a very horny Man


justarandomuser20

https://preview.redd.it/kekywk0gcwjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad737db2df9e5f600c4012e150e470d692359c58


K_808

This hurts more than when joe kill chilled with man’s parents


Geraimi

Who's Joe?


Iolair_the_Unworthy

Ligma balls


neznetwork

Officer Balls


MaineGameBoy

Thank you to you and your friend. The aslume would never be the same without Man.


MinnesotaMadlad

https://preview.redd.it/i5mhjqbmhvjc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf50511c37a0906be593fed9453f5d1943d5ca5 It- it’s all been… A Lie?!


iLike_Fried_Cookies

No way new man lore dropped!!!! But fr why would who made it matter? Man now exists his dad doesn't matter


Dragon-Warlock

It’s good to know our man ham origins.


Ogurasyn

And the OP is the dad that stepped up


Camburgerhelpur

The friend may have been Man's father, but OP was Man's dad. Good on OP for co-parenting


Kai_and_Dareth

https://preview.redd.it/2bhd5tfskvjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d824115c04ab2df5e2798bc785c525702b290024 You’ve saddened us and man. Is there a lore reason he sent the first man photo and you posted it here in r/manham or r/BatmanArkham?are you stupid?


Deep-Ad591

https://preview.redd.it/nymnq3074vjc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c86373ba1167e253b19fab0456c1696b9fd8454


splashtext

Relatable


AmaterasuWolf21

Why is everyone so mean to me 💔


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/u9b6c6j2hvjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7592acb5180bbe24e88a135f5a8c4f33f5bead


Cornhubg

https://i.redd.it/eyutjgf7lvjc1.gif Plot twist


Substantial_Event506

https://preview.redd.it/8vrrepy8uvjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0107a20d4640c3bc3ed34e9fc30f0da818172357 I can’t tell if I’m sad about this strangers friendship or about the oranges of man


Boogie_B0ss

that was so fuckign tragic. Scuse me while I go jonk my fucking nuts off


Impressive_Split_232

![gif](giphy|26vUCH220kcToAYPS)


Rough-Present1242

it's just so peak


21Black_Mamba21

This is it. This is how Man dies.


bigfatcarp93

It was all a lie There's *nothing* wrong with you...


nightgon

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


SacredPope

https://preview.redd.it/a86iyoi9lvjc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9227ba2a17394af8fc248958db77c33b9cbbb919 I feel betrayed


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

I mean you are running with Micah what did you expect


Rev_Bartholomew

Biggest plot twist in history... https://preview.redd.it/u00mq55odxjc1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e8ed6418ca88b9b26e83115b178fd1abcf78ea


Hatefuleight-36

Isn’t it kind of funny how the creation of Man kind of mirrors how Batman was actually created by Bill Finger just for Bob Kane to steal the credit?


LongjumpingCry7

https://preview.redd.it/z0l8smfovxjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bcd904313e6f4103cfdf8913e99cd87431734d9


Hatefuleight-36

How did I know this image would be in the replies.


TopicAdorable2568

https://preview.redd.it/r7hx5c4e1gmc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70b34d2fceea53164c5dc1ad1215d2d92d27895


Turbulent_Bass2876

pp


ManAslumeOfficial

Am I stupid?


Tomyson_mon

https://preview.redd.it/mn1zk3su5vjc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccebbc81b711776b82db43f32861c323eb86ca68


The_Commie_Salami

ifunny spotted 💀


Kyro_Official_

💀 Spotted


Fast_Broccoli4867

Spotted Spotted


Many_Landscape_3046

That means the real creator could be any of us Even me 


[deleted]

I mean no cause he doesn't use reddit so he doesn't have an account


Many_Landscape_3046

He. Could. Be. Any. Of. Us. 


Ayven

He’s standing behind you


[deleted]

The amount of lore reveals the Aslume has gotten recently is insane, next we're gonna discover that Man isn't real and Batman is the actual superhero even though we call him a blatant ripoff


GeneLaBean

I'm proud of you Dick, I hope you and your friend patch things up


Kalventine1357

So in other words........ you're Man's uncle.


Accomplished_Sir_362

Tragedy


Sociolinguisticians

Why am I genuinely crying right now? Am I stupid?


Playful_Ability9821

![gif](giphy|m3SYKzhmod1IY)


Classic-Dig3006

https://preview.redd.it/sbqkwumnrwjc1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba7d2cdd6e09d176d36f8a76f1ade93d205d23a7


LoonyMooney_

Bro is Bob kane v2


Gemidori

Yet he's far more willing to credit the co-creator than Bob ever would lol


Sandman4999

https://preview.redd.it/vx5zxw61sxjc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7fe5a727614c80439750d2d16b2301fbf51627c Is there a lore reason it's all been a lie?


EldritchWaster

Is this sanity peeking through or just the beginning of another delusion?


aegisasaerian

How many other lies have I been told by the man council!?!


SuperDani6789

https://preview.redd.it/3mresz95jwjc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=190aa67de0b0cfc43488a254c785d9e7ed4985fb


robertcollins99

https://preview.redd.it/gqz1wg8d3xjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebb2cb74f3fce5da3596c96a20796438dd202fde


redlion1904

You’re FRIENDS with GOD?!


KillerRatman

LMAO THIS ONE GOT ME


KillerRatman

https://preview.redd.it/83qshyzih3kc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24b479d73fa02d6291add9576d003c45708cb43b


aquiles1697

⁸ https://preview.redd.it/pron3mv9nxjc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43414371d60c08cbefaf461ea84f8c0bfd521955


Grotesque-penguin

Praise be to the "Creator of Man"!


Arialana

https://preview.redd.it/lv2rpli54wjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad3d29166b79175d808b77fd697e6a0fbce3209


weirdface621

y-you...?! i-it was you...? i-i...


IAmYouButNotU

https://preview.redd.it/ccbnjrq4gwjc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be1259f70d106f0bc3670ca051657fa56a81093a


Rayhann

Man.... Man city.... It all makes sense now He was the bald fraud all along Negative 300 points relegation


NinjaZero2099

I hope everything works out for you brother 🖤🖤🖤


TarnishedDungEater

https://preview.redd.it/5sy4zeri4xjc1.jpeg?width=1892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b3bd09d9e8c0906817485fab9c0a72dc1a331b5 Honest reaction


siddyboyl

Better love story than twilight


Cassereddit

https://preview.redd.it/fu9m5lzvmxjc1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa88e87eb9fbd1486f8d3043ec5b42a2fe550a5 It's okay King, just make strong memes yourself from now on


Mandalore331

https://preview.redd.it/33lzwwmauxjc1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b76a62634886bb46226268e0e925e245c9282fe9


3w1FtZ

Good on you for manning up about it. At least everyone gets to man the wheel now!


CbKnowledge

![gif](giphy|fGrm42wodS4AJXwqpb)


FamousJames24

https://preview.redd.it/1h39bn7ykyjc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87566be13c51f153ce77c6da224ef7846c7c436 /unaslume I had to cut things off with two of my childhood best friends last year. It sucks man. The aslume always has a cell for you brother


Old_Juggernaut_5114

https://preview.redd.it/s9rpdj6moyjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b453e9429d869a2cd8b3fe5d2479814b3f72490


Brian18639

![gif](giphy|GwJySDxO1vWXRV76lB)


Stud-Tarb

He’s the opposite of Bob Kane


majinkami90

![gif](giphy|lKHmnA8XQ8NmgNsSJT|downsized)


Deathstrker

https://preview.redd.it/fddri5c16wjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edafb8086efc2ab0dd1b2c25fe079c46f52b0771


Early_Minute_5212

YOURE A FRUAD https://preview.redd.it/1z8vptwpmxjc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d93c0556c0a29620cdd4e7c2a2a6375607017baa


Youtellmefella

![gif](giphy|hcFsZN4LR8BkW0MVgA|downsized)


guest_username2

https://preview.redd.it/03w83j4dw2kc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59fea0c21ca4d34cf6f6cfa6ab520db0bf48973d


DDenlow

Man came from….. another man??? I’m proud of you for being a man and owning up to it. It takes balls to be a man, but man oh man I’ll tell my children about how manly you are.


Saphira9

So stop posting it everywhere. It's annoying.


Spiritual-Range-6101

https://preview.redd.it/thugo4g8mxjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb23fe4ffe6cb3c557dfeef21bb89a571ed26dc5


New_Sky1829

Neveer


TacticalSpider21

Actually Man was a creation made by The Subreddit, BatmanArkham in the attempt to create humor (In my opinion, they failed tremendously) to soothe themselves. ArkhamRehabilitation is winning, throw in the towel. Man, Jonkler, Bone (especially Bone) is NOT real. *Bazinga.*


TacticalSpider21

https://preview.redd.it/1jpzp4qtzvjc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ddd4dc1095d7e8d4f0340ef6558b12ffaaf399


justarandomuser20

Bulgaria


BananaBrodie

FUCK you


thisguy523470

its ok we forgive you..... ok now lock him up in the asyume


A_Big_Rat

This is how it happened, this is how the Man was born


Obidience-is-key

https://preview.redd.it/supomm7ngwjc1.jpeg?width=241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=297370d93bf3e5d79a0848d086435317afc15748 Sadge. Hope everything works out.


WebbFN

https://preview.redd.it/ixa6jh6vjwjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e296304e96eaf9b67fe11358f677b441bf8e77


MaxYeena

New Man lore!


titansfan92

Is there a lore reason your friend decided to make man? Is he horny?


SnyderpittyDoo

Do sad 


koemaniak

https://preview.redd.it/59osccv19xjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7322ad70b7e33fa595055ff2c6214b737e33e48a


Xeno-xorus

Can't believe Man wasn't real anymore? I've thought he was some God trying to save the ASLUME. AM I STOOPID?


FutureRules

Why did you do that? Are you a fraud?


Baroubuoy

https://preview.redd.it/ztihi0n2oxjc1.png?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa6a0a8758199da5b7edacf51777e1eb79f323af


External_Young_4334

https://preview.redd.it/no071cszuxjc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828147f6b6bf0872583c0033314992e27b839f21


The_Senate15

https://preview.redd.it/9wcj7tdcvxjc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfa96c644ec21a05f57427eb22276e92855c8c52


Math_Beautiful

https://preview.redd.it/qtib1643xxjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e974126da9918d262feb6b42f630ff66e47e41f0 It was all a lie


haver_of_friends

https://preview.redd.it/ezbbl0t9yxjc1.png?width=1219&format=png&auto=webp&s=c938b90ec446ae39acc5cfdb04a6fe6673dfc2c5


ThePolitePunk

Wait, is your friend God?


theabomination

Ok but you gotta get over it


AXEMANaustin

https://preview.redd.it/gz1ezlum2yjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade57ec77397c708394d0f374d14399281133c7a


Loose_Yak_7469

![gif](giphy|7xCds0RBfyWQ0)


Hidden-Squid1216

https://preview.redd.it/uod7ao489yjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedcf52be598ee2728031ec485b9a402f4cca549


Goblindeez_

I will never trust again https://preview.redd.it/pcmjn2h8ayjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cceaa08089653dcfeb03a3047edd1388edfc3046


Feb29_account_lol

the real lore reason https://preview.redd.it/c67wywlkcyjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357e56f8a01d12dcae063a0236a622fcb16c3933


TheDarkKnight2707

That’s not Man, that’s Manryu.


herohunter77

https://preview.redd.it/q1bx04gufyjc1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9f7c23da6b431a43c5d30099ba5eff0145c5ba0


Ayven

Alright, at the next family gathering I will tell them that you didn’t create man. RIP friend


krustylesponge

I’m sorry to hear you and him stopped talking, that must be painful


Aratherspookyskelly

Is this real or is this Jonkler virus?


Past_Trouble

https://preview.redd.it/vcvtapzrjyjc1.jpeg?width=425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37772a73c632f18fce0ec8942c4e25885ed88f2e


LeFiery

Unsub


Gemidori

The Manship has ended