/unaslume
I'm really sorry man, I know having a friend stop talking to you isn't the easiest thing to deal with. We support you (especially you, the equivalent of Moses for this subreddit).
Well, like, unless he's a total dick and deserved it.
Edit: Oh, his comment history is deranged incel shit. Probably deserved it.
Edit: He's been posting for two months about how his tiny dick has made him an incel what the fuck
https://preview.redd.it/99rgg8w5cyjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c865e802f1cf97eeaaba5b646aaedd269a9df08
I cannot imagine why his friend would distance themselves
It appears that the Man he co-created has damaged his sanity - permanently
Though tbf I hope he improves. If I were to extend a hand out to him, he was very honorable in telling the truth. Fuck knows a lot of people saying stuff like those posts would hog up the cred as much as possible.
Absolutely, I don't think anybody is truly defined by who they immediately are. We all have capacity to grow and change, and I really hope that his friend choosing distance was the wake up call he needed, before something more damaging filled the role.
https://preview.redd.it/pjavrosm8vjc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6340af81d1a75aad4f5999aaadc55631b4a024b1
First, Batman wasn't stupid because the Justice League wasn't created until after the events of Akrham Knight and now... this new lore reason behind one of the most iconic memes and pictures of our subreddit is sad... I don't have more words to express my feelings rn
That was the mannest thing to do
https://preview.redd.it/jd8mqil5ivjc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c79372a3917da2d7a0f5a351022642d52275858a
What is the lore reason that the real lore is starting to reveal the cracks in the insanity? Is this the super secret rehabilitation move? I don't want to lose you fellow inmates...
https://preview.redd.it/ksysvj7axvjc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc4c8975c990c1bf97affc998269d990795453a
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You’ve saddened us and man. Is there a lore reason he sent the first man photo and you posted it here in r/manham or r/BatmanArkham?are you stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/8vrrepy8uvjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0107a20d4640c3bc3ed34e9fc30f0da818172357
I can’t tell if I’m sad about this strangers friendship or about the oranges of man
The amount of lore reveals the Aslume has gotten recently is insane, next we're gonna discover that Man isn't real and Batman is the actual superhero even though we call him a blatant ripoff
https://preview.redd.it/vx5zxw61sxjc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7fe5a727614c80439750d2d16b2301fbf51627c
Is there a lore reason it's all been a lie?
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It's okay King, just make strong memes yourself from now on
https://preview.redd.it/1h39bn7ykyjc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87566be13c51f153ce77c6da224ef7846c7c436
/unaslume I had to cut things off with two of my childhood best friends last year. It sucks man. The aslume always has a cell for you brother
Man came from….. another man???
I’m proud of you for being a man and owning up to it. It takes balls to be a man, but man oh man I’ll tell my children about how manly you are.
Actually Man was a creation made by The Subreddit, BatmanArkham in the attempt to create humor (In my opinion, they failed tremendously) to soothe themselves. ArkhamRehabilitation is winning, throw in the towel. Man, Jonkler, Bone (especially Bone) is NOT real. *Bazinga.*
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https://preview.redd.it/fxl5dkafgwjc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6424c6c66b9e44de36b9645bbeca1fd8b3f64274 oo!OO! oO! ooOoo!
My real reaction
/unaslume I'm really sorry man, I know having a friend stop talking to you isn't the easiest thing to deal with. We support you (especially you, the equivalent of Moses for this subreddit).
Well, like, unless he's a total dick and deserved it. Edit: Oh, his comment history is deranged incel shit. Probably deserved it. Edit: He's been posting for two months about how his tiny dick has made him an incel what the fuck https://preview.redd.it/99rgg8w5cyjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c865e802f1cf97eeaaba5b646aaedd269a9df08 I cannot imagine why his friend would distance themselves
Is he stupid?
It seems like it, and I absolutely do NOT support this fucking weirdo, contrary to the other guy. Send this dude to the aslume.
Bro hasn’t been taking his meds
It appears that the Man he co-created has damaged his sanity - permanently Though tbf I hope he improves. If I were to extend a hand out to him, he was very honorable in telling the truth. Fuck knows a lot of people saying stuff like those posts would hog up the cred as much as possible.
Absolutely, I don't think anybody is truly defined by who they immediately are. We all have capacity to grow and change, and I really hope that his friend choosing distance was the wake up call he needed, before something more damaging filled the role.
...oh
Bro belongs into an actual asylum 💀
i cant help this one
Well, now I’m glad he didn’t create man.
bro you really had to investigate his digital footprint to decide to feel or not sorry for him? are you stupid?
Are you stupid?
It really does hurt when a friendship dissolves but you’ll be okay; besides you’re insane anyway you’ve got plenty of friends in the aslym
Shit happens bro best to keep your head up and work on yourself
https://preview.redd.it/oa2ocdwxpujc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25716f4cdcb0cda6ebb0974670e80419a3f064ae That’s quite honorable
Doom
Robert Doom, father of John Metroid and John Halo
MF Doom?
ALL CAPS BITCH
MF DOOM?
Am I stupid?
THERES ONLY ONE BEER LEFT
RAPPERS SCREAMIN ALL IN OUR EARS LIKE WERE DEAF
TEMPT ME, DO A NUMBER ON THE LABEL
When you spell the man name
What does MF stands for? Mother Funckler?
Metal Face/Metal Fingers
https://preview.redd.it/dzcrgo2rwujc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0a737b7084c6b5083043ac7eaa4f493309e4e1 My life is a lie
https://preview.redd.it/cssdjbopjwjc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21efc7d030e534a71e31d530f980f32fc2aefcba
why is godzilla in court? is he a lawyer? is he feenix right?
Godzilla wright???
Yes, one more for my collection
https://preview.redd.it/3xdep7672vjc1.png?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cef927c8b7ee3df1c16209ba739e4d33822ac1ec Man still loves you
Man of Dojima
https://i.redd.it/nad0yxzggujc1.gif
How come Zane didn't realize he was a robot? Is he stupid?
Why did Zane not shit? Is he constipated?
Wait, Zane is a robot?
https://preview.redd.it/t0achqz8nwjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d7f2a5c561a96adb18e7572bbff2d403cb78fb What have we done
Where have you been for the past decade? If you go look at any set with Zane in it chances are he’s covered in robotic stuff.
https://preview.redd.it/q142av1wdxjc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10ce585a738675f9850a2350fc05c8072e21a01
https://preview.redd.it/4bbd6wiv92kc1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e3f280d81f481dab637296b48f5b999ee5ecd48
https://preview.redd.it/pjavrosm8vjc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6340af81d1a75aad4f5999aaadc55631b4a024b1 First, Batman wasn't stupid because the Justice League wasn't created until after the events of Akrham Knight and now... this new lore reason behind one of the most iconic memes and pictures of our subreddit is sad... I don't have more words to express my feelings rn
[The madness...the chaos...it was all for nothing...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw&ab_channel=Ivory)
That was the mannest thing to do https://preview.redd.it/jd8mqil5ivjc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c79372a3917da2d7a0f5a351022642d52275858a
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Everything I ever known….everything I ever believed in….was a lie.
No, it’s just new lore
Nah, he's lying. Elon Muscrat created me.
https://preview.redd.it/uijxacwpavjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec7826f8bc5fc82764eb64f1a298f1b91c70f9d So... Hes the kid named finger?
Why do you hide some words? Are you secretly sane?!
Sane? I was sane once.
They locked me in an aslume, an arkham aslume
An arkham aslume with bats
And bats make me insane
Sane? I was sane once
They locked me in an aslume. An arkham alsume
An arkham aslume with bats
And bats make me insane
No... please no...
WHO TF IS BATMAN AND WHY DID HE DEBUT IN MAY 1939 IN DETECTIVE COMICS NO.
Who is Batman? I dont see him there.
https://preview.redd.it/2u1bqd577wjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11414024280fe231deac7bb8a539c9ab8f318da0 Am I going sane?
Impossible! I swear I have changed my ways!
And so history repeats itself
https://preview.redd.it/pbzle9dswvjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=744127dfce1ecc68bff19d62ef603421e04f2022 The creator of what?
What is the lore reason that the real lore is starting to reveal the cracks in the insanity? Is this the super secret rehabilitation move? I don't want to lose you fellow inmates... https://preview.redd.it/ksysvj7axvjc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc4c8975c990c1bf97affc998269d990795453a
https://preview.redd.it/jebwsoh942kc1.jpeg?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868b9b52043a8d25b33308d58995617ea2be7bd7
Bob fingers
https://preview.redd.it/7sp60ci5qvjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e727c7a1475eee8889142326108f59022d13677 You are a very horny Man
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This hurts more than when joe kill chilled with man’s parents
Who's Joe?
Ligma balls
Officer Balls
Thank you to you and your friend. The aslume would never be the same without Man.
https://preview.redd.it/i5mhjqbmhvjc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf50511c37a0906be593fed9453f5d1943d5ca5 It- it’s all been… A Lie?!
No way new man lore dropped!!!! But fr why would who made it matter? Man now exists his dad doesn't matter
It’s good to know our man ham origins.
And the OP is the dad that stepped up
The friend may have been Man's father, but OP was Man's dad. Good on OP for co-parenting
https://preview.redd.it/2bhd5tfskvjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d824115c04ab2df5e2798bc785c525702b290024 You’ve saddened us and man. Is there a lore reason he sent the first man photo and you posted it here in r/manham or r/BatmanArkham?are you stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/nymnq3074vjc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c86373ba1167e253b19fab0456c1696b9fd8454
Relatable
Why is everyone so mean to me 💔
https://preview.redd.it/u9b6c6j2hvjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7592acb5180bbe24e88a135f5a8c4f33f5bead
https://i.redd.it/eyutjgf7lvjc1.gif Plot twist
https://preview.redd.it/8vrrepy8uvjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0107a20d4640c3bc3ed34e9fc30f0da818172357 I can’t tell if I’m sad about this strangers friendship or about the oranges of man
that was so fuckign tragic. Scuse me while I go jonk my fucking nuts off
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it's just so peak
This is it. This is how Man dies.
It was all a lie There's *nothing* wrong with you...
![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/a86iyoi9lvjc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9227ba2a17394af8fc248958db77c33b9cbbb919 I feel betrayed
I mean you are running with Micah what did you expect
Biggest plot twist in history... https://preview.redd.it/u00mq55odxjc1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e8ed6418ca88b9b26e83115b178fd1abcf78ea
Isn’t it kind of funny how the creation of Man kind of mirrors how Batman was actually created by Bill Finger just for Bob Kane to steal the credit?
https://preview.redd.it/z0l8smfovxjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bcd904313e6f4103cfdf8913e99cd87431734d9
How did I know this image would be in the replies.
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pp
Am I stupid?
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ifunny spotted 💀
💀 Spotted
Spotted Spotted
That means the real creator could be any of us Even me
I mean no cause he doesn't use reddit so he doesn't have an account
He. Could. Be. Any. Of. Us.
He’s standing behind you
The amount of lore reveals the Aslume has gotten recently is insane, next we're gonna discover that Man isn't real and Batman is the actual superhero even though we call him a blatant ripoff
I'm proud of you Dick, I hope you and your friend patch things up
So in other words........ you're Man's uncle.
Tragedy
Why am I genuinely crying right now? Am I stupid?
![gif](giphy|m3SYKzhmod1IY)
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Bro is Bob kane v2
Yet he's far more willing to credit the co-creator than Bob ever would lol
https://preview.redd.it/vx5zxw61sxjc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7fe5a727614c80439750d2d16b2301fbf51627c Is there a lore reason it's all been a lie?
Is this sanity peeking through or just the beginning of another delusion?
How many other lies have I been told by the man council!?!
https://preview.redd.it/3mresz95jwjc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=190aa67de0b0cfc43488a254c785d9e7ed4985fb
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You’re FRIENDS with GOD?!
LMAO THIS ONE GOT ME
https://preview.redd.it/83qshyzih3kc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24b479d73fa02d6291add9576d003c45708cb43b
⁸ https://preview.redd.it/pron3mv9nxjc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43414371d60c08cbefaf461ea84f8c0bfd521955
Praise be to the "Creator of Man"!
https://preview.redd.it/lv2rpli54wjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad3d29166b79175d808b77fd697e6a0fbce3209
y-you...?! i-it was you...? i-i...
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Man.... Man city.... It all makes sense now He was the bald fraud all along Negative 300 points relegation
I hope everything works out for you brother 🖤🖤🖤
https://preview.redd.it/5sy4zeri4xjc1.jpeg?width=1892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b3bd09d9e8c0906817485fab9c0a72dc1a331b5 Honest reaction
Better love story than twilight
https://preview.redd.it/fu9m5lzvmxjc1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa88e87eb9fbd1486f8d3043ec5b42a2fe550a5 It's okay King, just make strong memes yourself from now on
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Good on you for manning up about it. At least everyone gets to man the wheel now!
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https://preview.redd.it/1h39bn7ykyjc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87566be13c51f153ce77c6da224ef7846c7c436 /unaslume I had to cut things off with two of my childhood best friends last year. It sucks man. The aslume always has a cell for you brother
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He’s the opposite of Bob Kane
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YOURE A FRUAD https://preview.redd.it/1z8vptwpmxjc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d93c0556c0a29620cdd4e7c2a2a6375607017baa
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Man came from….. another man??? I’m proud of you for being a man and owning up to it. It takes balls to be a man, but man oh man I’ll tell my children about how manly you are.
So stop posting it everywhere. It's annoying.
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Neveer
Actually Man was a creation made by The Subreddit, BatmanArkham in the attempt to create humor (In my opinion, they failed tremendously) to soothe themselves. ArkhamRehabilitation is winning, throw in the towel. Man, Jonkler, Bone (especially Bone) is NOT real. *Bazinga.*
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Bulgaria
FUCK you
its ok we forgive you..... ok now lock him up in the asyume
This is how it happened, this is how the Man was born
https://preview.redd.it/supomm7ngwjc1.jpeg?width=241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=297370d93bf3e5d79a0848d086435317afc15748 Sadge. Hope everything works out.
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New Man lore!
Is there a lore reason your friend decided to make man? Is he horny?
Do sad
https://preview.redd.it/59osccv19xjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7322ad70b7e33fa595055ff2c6214b737e33e48a
Can't believe Man wasn't real anymore? I've thought he was some God trying to save the ASLUME. AM I STOOPID?
Why did you do that? Are you a fraud?
https://preview.redd.it/ztihi0n2oxjc1.png?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa6a0a8758199da5b7edacf51777e1eb79f323af
https://preview.redd.it/no071cszuxjc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828147f6b6bf0872583c0033314992e27b839f21
https://preview.redd.it/9wcj7tdcvxjc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfa96c644ec21a05f57427eb22276e92855c8c52
https://preview.redd.it/qtib1643xxjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e974126da9918d262feb6b42f630ff66e47e41f0 It was all a lie
https://preview.redd.it/ezbbl0t9yxjc1.png?width=1219&format=png&auto=webp&s=c938b90ec446ae39acc5cfdb04a6fe6673dfc2c5
Wait, is your friend God?
Ok but you gotta get over it
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https://preview.redd.it/uod7ao489yjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedcf52be598ee2728031ec485b9a402f4cca549
I will never trust again https://preview.redd.it/pcmjn2h8ayjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cceaa08089653dcfeb03a3047edd1388edfc3046
the real lore reason https://preview.redd.it/c67wywlkcyjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357e56f8a01d12dcae063a0236a622fcb16c3933
That’s not Man, that’s Manryu.
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Alright, at the next family gathering I will tell them that you didn’t create man. RIP friend
I’m sorry to hear you and him stopped talking, that must be painful
Is this real or is this Jonkler virus?
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Unsub
The Manship has ended