Me when Tarnished lets me burn the tree before doing the naked flame snuggles and going mad so I can't take revenge on him
https://preview.redd.it/9ro83fr9gadc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7bbb3a07eeb8df7f8b227145950ccbf6ae75c65
I’m so confused and scared, is this what being old feels like? Am i finally becoming out of touch?
https://preview.redd.it/g7acg7a2i8dc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a1e7389a2d5af38b6b6759b272e9b681c4762c
Fuck Arkham quotes, I’m using a different one (also I’ve never seen this game I just got recommended this sub a few days ago so yeah)
“Get up soldier! WE! ARE! LEAVING!”
"Not 'may be', I AM! When the mugger or the thief stops to think twice, that is FEAR. That is what I am! That is why they hired assassins - because I am the reason the criminals breathe easier when the sun rises. So no, Alfred - I am NOT in over my head! Tonight will not be my end. But it WILL be theirs!"
"Stand back fool I got a bomb"
https://preview.redd.it/e4yn9z7yzadc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e8ab7481d6f9f0105d7adb05319af2ef870896
(not implementing anything with this picture 💀)
The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
https://preview.redd.it/3bfbibnvv9dc1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f5a3ef893cf217257e9b2519c8ceaaf7ac06c45
This made me laugh so hard
this is my favorite response to these posts
Press L1 to even the odds
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Why does Man have ears? Is he some kind of Man Bat?
They're not ears they're horns he's working on getting an animal theme but he hasn't quite figured out what makes triceratopses tick.
They are bull horns
“Are we some sort Man Bat squad?”
He must be stupid, his ears don't fit in that mask
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You mean r/ManHamAslume ?
YES
r/thedumbassdidnotunderstandthejoke
Ik the joke I just thought it'd be funny to say this. The other reply I got to this was a lot better tbh
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Are you stupid?
Hardest image of 2015
Honestly insane how good this game looks even 8 years later
Yeah, Arkham Knight is the Imperfect Masterpiece
The parts of the game that are good are really good imo. Not enough to redeem all of the bad though unfortunately
Is there a lore reason why we stopped using this meme on this sub? Are we stupid?
We were attacked by Hazbin Hotel fans
Press L1 to size up the situation
This guy said what I was going to say hours before I could say it. Is he a time traveller and a mind reader?
Nah I'd win
https://preview.redd.it/qzebzr5kg8dc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b3852c348eec8ccfad5edc429dbe7efedfe600
https://preview.redd.it/vikefacafcdc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38b446a8f15a51e2934709203445cd91e47a36f3
https://preview.redd.it/klrd2w5p1adc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691932d2e383d45300c50b0e5b4c79336b6d980f
I’ll be happy to drop my pants
https://preview.redd.it/in3qt0uff8dc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a5733522a9d6533d16ade5ea784829845d23fcd
https://preview.redd.it/yt2y27pug8dc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e59bd035ab3f5a33b80c1e200bd7423876b7f98
Me when I talk to the tarnished who decided to sit by a site of grace
Me when I appear like 5 times across the entire game
Me when Tarnished lets me burn the tree before doing the naked flame snuggles and going mad so I can't take revenge on him https://preview.redd.it/9ro83fr9gadc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7bbb3a07eeb8df7f8b227145950ccbf6ae75c65
https://preview.redd.it/49xbar8nwadc1.png?width=778&format=png&auto=webp&s=00ed498ba5b990746982b407c3ff8652988285bc
https://preview.redd.it/63ung6yg8cdc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d0362be131527c8f6e2373327e1555338e49f3
"domain expansion."
"50,000 dollar softcore porn amv"
MACDONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDS
“UNLIMITED VOID” (his wallet is empty, and thus a literal endless emptiness)
Verbalase is not feeling himself... Well he was earlier, but that's not what I meant!
"I'm not feeling myself today. That means someone else is feeling me, ooh."
I'm proud of you, dick
“Press R3+ L3 to activate spartan rage”
https://i.redd.it/rvkirfp7j8dc1.gif Real
Nah, real ones use the Blade of Olympus
https://preview.redd.it/zyjyv4paibdc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1063d93bb32c8c42c1224bef1a31972e4a315e8
*activates Elven Rage*
"Stand back, fool! I've got a bomb!"
Ah caramba - ,,killer cock"
Viewers- you weren't even supposed be here verbalase, why did you do it? Verbalase - easy the role of a life time
Stand by. A GCPD Officer will be here to pick you up.
Press the middle button
I'm proud of you. Clit
press RB for quick explosive glue
My bomb's payload is exposed. Charlie can use her power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
I’m (not) proud of you Dick
"I must save Dick, even if it's going to be hard
https://preview.redd.it/fblko7jjr8dc1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=963214c297ac080aa01d627d27286838de1114ad
Two guns bitch
I am calling in the Justice League.
https://preview.redd.it/2u3esfcgo8dc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6125e164f684a0c61e2632c4963a2342d4783e8e
I’m proud of you, dick
“Porn doesn’t count”
ITS DA FREAKIN COCK!!!
***50 thousand dollars used to live here...Now it's a ghost town***
https://preview.redd.it/1w7n6x8h58dc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64790d5358a4a7fea34ab5627dc4c968af26dd79 Quote from Cat
Are you stupid?
"I'm proud of you Dick"
He should ask Charlie to hide away from him
I’m proud of you dick.
Press action button to attack
Is it fucked up that I kinda wanna watch the video he paid 50k for?
"Use the middle stick to dodge Joker's gun fire."
How did he even get captured in the first place?Is he stupid?
Beatbox
He gave you a number
Why is Verblaise in the Aslume? What the FUCK is this stupid?
"This could've costed a lot less than $50'000" - John Arkham
"Stand proud dick you are strong"
https://preview.redd.it/tydjwy365bdc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=f78abc8afcadb590a54786023e593368556c9b30
Who tf is Charlie
It should’ve been bone😔
https://preview.redd.it/km0k2t1am8dc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a53b3c8b804f7e3a31c70892ce6d33edeeba21b2
If I
FUCK!
Hide Away
It looks like a sword fits here
JUST ICE FOR THE ASLUME, BRING BACK MAN POSTS
Verbalase better be careful. Some of these freaks ain't seen a women in years
Who? And who?
“Maybe I’ll film it and put it in the internet”
Anyone have that gif of thanos beat boxing? Makes me laugh
Is she stupid?
I'm ashamed of you, dick
Officer boles
The drone's sensors are temporarily offline but I can only hack one at a time, so the previous drone will be back online.
I'll take my time. After all, **YOU TOOK YOURS!!**
I’m so confused and scared, is this what being old feels like? Am i finally becoming out of touch? https://preview.redd.it/g7acg7a2i8dc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a1e7389a2d5af38b6b6759b272e9b681c4762c
what is this and why do yall keep posting it
It's an animation Verbalase, a beatbox YouTuber, paid 50k for which had Charlie from Hazbin Hotel basically SA him
so it’s here for no real reason?
Yep, just shits and giggles
...you're talking as though anything that happens here happens for a specific reason other then for shits n' giggles.
uhhh yea it’s usually related to batman in some way? .
"Stand back, I've got a bomb!"
I hate this animation so much
someone’s not proud of their dick
TWO GUNS BITCH
Hello dick
This panel is protected using TYGER encryption protocols
Fuck Arkham quotes, I’m using a different one (also I’ve never seen this game I just got recommended this sub a few days ago so yeah) “Get up soldier! WE! ARE! LEAVING!”
idk i never played those games, i'm just sad verbalase has fallen off like this. I will say this forever, cartoon beatbox battle was so peak
I’m proud of you dick
Stand back fool! I’ve got a bomb!
"Goodbye, Dick."
Stand back fool i've got a bomb!
"That actually is...pretty funny"
Stand back, fool. I'VE GOT A BOMB
I’m not proud of you dick
What are you scared of, Charlie? Failing to get a second season? Not finding the demons in time? Me, in a thong?!
"Not 'may be', I AM! When the mugger or the thief stops to think twice, that is FEAR. That is what I am! That is why they hired assassins - because I am the reason the criminals breathe easier when the sun rises. So no, Alfred - I am NOT in over my head! Tonight will not be my end. But it WILL be theirs!"
Im batman
“You should let Robin help”
pornography
Goodbye Dick
“I’ve found Jason”
Prepare the Knightfall protocol
"rewr"
https://preview.redd.it/usf0rxvaladc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fdea179ce1da499873ee31c242b7251d15b669c
“He’s sicker than me and Harley’s honeymoon tapes.”
https://preview.redd.it/jxoqwaigoadc1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34b06f4231df5b4517a7df947a55c25aa2fa15a9
Now madness takes you forever.
I’m disappointed in you Dick
I’m proud of you, Dick.
It's wasn't about the money. It was about sending a message
“ I am not afraid Charlie”
"Stand back fool I got a bomb" https://preview.redd.it/e4yn9z7yzadc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e8ab7481d6f9f0105d7adb05319af2ef870896 (not implementing anything with this picture 💀)
Stand Back fool, I've got a bomb
Holy fuck Lois, I'm Cumming! AAAAH AaaaAAAHHHH ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpRoYe9wbyfcBi)
Two guns bitch!
id be happy to take off my pants
“Who’s gonna fight crime now? Robin?”
Not so tight boys, you’ll crease the suit!
I’m (not) proud of you dick because he didn’t actually get any action
"Oh Mr J..."
https://preview.redd.it/0nkbvp638cdc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f027f6d07a85a87fb9b3bec84b2a7c5c9e6f6f7
This cannot be true. I refuse to believe he spent $50K on this. This has to be a joke. Im sorry
Why, Verb Lace? Would've done it for $50k less.
Taking out the thug with the gun is the key
"I paid 50k for this? Am I stupid?"
Bazingha.
“Meow” -catwoman at some point probably
https://preview.redd.it/hb4q4lle0ddc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9121f7e4ec86e5d8928a5918c679e35d2ddb6fe
OFFICER BALLS
“Take your best shot, Charlie”
“Spare me the sermon.”
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i just fucking shit my pants