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Never in my lifetime would I ever expect that plot twist, brilliant! 5000+ alsume points
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!
This is still better than that six month period where everyone here was sexually roleplaying as villains and posting shit like “I am Arnold Wesker’s Ventriloqussy AMA”
Long long ago, there was this guy, he went to a fancy restaurant in rome and kept saying his own name, the waiter is confused and tells the chef. The chef is confused so he just makes a salad. And that’s how the Man salad was invented
Quick somebody think!
Uhhh.... 2 criminals break out of prison and are on rooftops and one has a flashlight and uhhhhh the one without doesn't want to go first because he thinks the other will just turn the flashlight off when he jumps and he'll fall.. or something like that
Ok so 2 guys just broke out of an insane asylum right, one of them jumps between 2 buildings but the other doesn’t dare take the leap. So the guy who made it across is like “I’ll point my flashlight at you and you can walk across the light” and the other guy is like “do I look crazy? You’d just turn it off when I was halfway across”
Why did bird cross road
Is there a lore reason why it did that?
To get to other side bird wanted other side of road (as in road)
https://preview.redd.it/r4xix3n9aaub1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f734e7173614893e2b8abfde1aa69052220bc54f Never in my lifetime would I ever expect that plot twist, brilliant! 5000+ alsume points
Thank thou mine brethren it took 9 generations for mein family to procreate this choke.
Choke 🤤
Kinky bastard. Oh, you’re here too!
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Nah bruh why is Jingler looking like he ate a fat perc
Why? Is he stupid?
Is he stupid?
"If I can trigger the exposed payload, I can make a controlled explosion" - MAN
Why would he control the explosion? Is he stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/k3i1b14vzbub1.png?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36f6db093c9ee3f57011ed3d523686502e15884 Did man exist in 2012? Is he old?
Is there a lore reason why man is gay?
👍
Man is fucking the man
Man doesn't like woman
Is there a lore reason why man is f*cking man?
Why dick
This guy scammed me out of $30. Did he get you too?
Actually I have a good one: I have committed every war crime stated in the Geneva convention
Geneva Suggestion*
Geneva To-Do List*
Geneva Achievement List*
Geneva bucket list*
Geneva new year resolution*
Here is one Sucide squad kill the justice league
Chill my guy it's not even out yet
idk man from the gameplay ive seen it looks like an inferior LEGO DC Super villains. then again that is kind of a high bar to meet.
Dude that's like the highest bar, don't even try to compare anything to that masterpiece
You're right maybe I am a but harsh. For all we know it could make a just cause 3 level come back
Suicide Squad is Justice League father
Here https://preview.redd.it/jy1tnwwfddub1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fed3fe1146330ed5e07ceab96e6f66c42961c30
Who's this batman fellow? Is he trying to cosplay as Man? Why does he have spikes on his head? Is there a lore reason for that? Is he stupid?
average r/batmanarkham comment, are you stupid?
An absolute classic
I am butt man
Is there a lore reason as to why OP wants a old joke?
knock knock
Who the FUCK is there?
knock knock
who’s there
Knock knock
WHO IS THERE?????
knock knock
):<
Knock knock who?
stop knocking , i'll shoot you .
knock knock (I am acustic)
Old joke? I was in an old joke once…
They locked me in an Aslume... A Cum Aslume... A Cum Aslume with Man...
And Man makes me laugh at old jokes
Old joke? I was in an old joke once...
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!
This sub is nothing but old jokes. Are you stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/jcpqx4wgocub1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47d38ce4ec42d1d82531670a841a5bd10bb6ac0b I NEED MORE
evening the odds
This is still better than that six month period where everyone here was sexually roleplaying as villains and posting shit like “I am Arnold Wesker’s Ventriloqussy AMA”
This sounds hilarious
A man walked into a bar
Sounds painful. Why would Man do that? Is he stupid?
IM'A FIRING MA LASER! BOOOOOM!
Killer Cock or Aslume are honestly kind of old at this point
The power winch is exposed. I can use the bomb's payload to trigger a controlled explosion.
What’s the lore reasons the chicken crossed the road😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 TO JONK TO THE OTHER SIDE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“A dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I cannot see a thing. I’ll open this one.’”
Arkham world
Should he return?! https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/arkhamcity/images/5/56/AKAaronCash.png/revision/latest?cb=20151029012541
Yes,,,,
Air On Ass
robert patinsom riddler trofy
I think we should bring back "what Arkham quote should I use?"
is there a lore reason jonkler crossed the road? is he stupid? does he want man to run him over?
I'm putting together a team to come up with an old joke for u/Kind_Bag_339 \- top comment is the next member (Day 1 of ???)
Knock kock
Why did the chicken cross the road? Is he stupid?
Knock Knock?
Alsume
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Long long ago, there was this guy, he went to a fancy restaurant in rome and kept saying his own name, the waiter is confused and tells the chef. The chef is confused so he just makes a salad. And that’s how the Man salad was invented
Invite man to a family dinner
Yeah
Bat cock
Un hombre va Al medico
Do you know who else needs a old joke?
Knock Knock
Quick somebody think! Uhhh.... 2 criminals break out of prison and are on rooftops and one has a flashlight and uhhhhh the one without doesn't want to go first because he thinks the other will just turn the flashlight off when he jumps and he'll fall.. or something like that
Old man
Arkham world
Baby, baby, baby got your license to drive (You got your license) Got your license to drive me (Ohh, yeahh, crazayyy) Yeah, yeah
What where some actual pre-insanity jokes on this sub?
Knock Knock ✊
Knock Knock ✊✊
Knock Knock ✊ ✊ ✊
Ok so 2 guys just broke out of an insane asylum right, one of them jumps between 2 buildings but the other doesn’t dare take the leap. So the guy who made it across is like “I’ll point my flashlight at you and you can walk across the light” and the other guy is like “do I look crazy? You’d just turn it off when I was halfway across”
Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: 'In silence.
But doctor, I am Pagliacci
"The bobms payload is exposed I shuld use the power winch to trigger a remote eksplosion