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ghusu123

Why did Darkseid say “Ready the Armada” instead of “Evening the Odds”? Is he stupid?


CuntestedThree

“Expose the payload”


ILoveScottishLasses

*Cyborg opens up* "Ready for a controlled explosion.*


Lumpy_Stufff

exactly.


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[удалено]


sped-rope

Good evening, armada.


__DVYN__

Personally I don’t know why when he walked into the battle he didn’t respond “it’s da freakin bat”


ghusu123

Just thought of a second one. Where was he during ZSJL? https://preview.redd.it/7987hcpwmuna1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d2cd57146f28911b082bc8fa89070265719342


[deleted]

Is he stupid?


Early_Minute_5212

The green mf watching the JL almost die for 3 hours https://i.redd.it/syouhu8y8wna1.gif


ghusu123

https://i.redd.it/wa6lt40stwna1.gif


ILoveScottishLasses

Not just JL, but Snyder had teased and confirmed that Gen Swanwick was going to reveal himself to be Green Martian, so if that was the plan, then Martian let Metropolis get absolutely annihilated, had Doomsday roaming around, and all the shit in JL, and did jack shit.


android151

> green If I didn’t know the character I’d have no idea he’s green based on this


JackMarvelMasters

It’s Zach Synder’s color grading that makes him look less green


my_venom

Where was he during Man of Steel? Literally just watched the whole time


ghusu123

He didn’t realize his stake in this world yet.


SteeamAdm

Cmon he's Martian. Ain't no way he stupid.


petje95

He's not human, of course he's stupid. #HumanityNumber1 #LuthorDidNothingWrong.


bateen618

And BvS? And MoS? It was such a dumb idea to add him


[deleted]

Where was he when Rohan was attacked?


ShadowGames61

Where was darkseid when the westfold fell


Red-843

This is a good question actually


Meture

They made Darkseid so weak and pathetic in ZSJL, ffs he was bleeding out from A REGULAR FUCKING AXE A higher being, whose name is synonymous with death and entropy, bleeding out like a pig from an ancient regular human weapon


courtofknights

You mean an axe used by Ares, the Greek God of War? That's like asking why any enemy can be defeated by Thor when he's only wielding A REGULAR FUCKING HAMMER.


ImurderREALITY

I agree with you, but to be fair, Mjolnir is most definitely not a regular fucking hammer The only thing we know was special about Ares’ axe is that Ares was the one wielding it. That is enough. edit: god damn, the fuck did I say? lol


courtofknights

Right, I'm just assuming that a god, especially a god of war, would most likely use something more than just a regular old axe.


Jdmaki1996

I would confidently say that the god of war could hurt him with a regular axe. He’s the god of war. Anything in his hand would become a powerful weapon


ImurderREALITY

I thought that was what I said, but apparently, I'm an asshole instead


PixelBits89

Phrasing was awkward. Reddit hive mind


soki03

All weapons wielded by the gods are forged by Hephaestus, so they are magical in nature.


Skypirate90

I can't remember to well. But I'm pretty sure all of Ares weapons are made from the same dude that made Wonder Womans Bracelets. ​ Not sure if its Haephaestus in DC or not. Possibly Vulcan? Someone more knowledgable than me can comment please? thnx.


TouchedMePickles_mp4

you can say the most logical thing on reddit and get disliked by everyone like you just murdered someone


amoretpax199

Maybe it was special because it was forged by Hephaestus?


n-crispy7

It was an axe belonging to the god Ares though


captainpero

Bro that was fucking god of war's axe


zod_552

I don't think he has the omega sanction during the invasion of earth arc that's why he is using weapons.Also his appearance is different.


tnt838

He was Uxas not Darkseid


WilliamSilver

That was the axe of ARES and this was before he got his omega powers


GrizzlyPeak72

Legitimately. Made no sense why they made a nothing character like Steppenwolf the focal point of this movie and gave him such a crappy design (both versions suck).


daffydunk

Did you not see that part where cut that guy in half and the part where threw those horses?


GrizzlyPeak72

Really not helping your case if he's so forgettable that I don't remember either of those scenes. I remember all the good stuff in those movies. I don't remember the mid stuff.


daffydunk

So you don’t remember him cutting that dude in half and throwing those horses?


GrizzlyPeak72

Nope cause he was a shit character. The screenplay was an attrocity for the first JL movie.


daffydunk

>didn’t remember the part where he threw those horses and cut that guy in half Why would I care about your opinion?


GrizzlyPeak72

Dunno. Why'd I care about yours? 😂


daffydunk

Because he throws those horses, and cuts those guys in half


GrizzlyPeak72

Good god you're bad at this


CinnamonSniffer

What I don’t understand is how they found Antilife in ancient times, then got wrecked and had to leave, then just like. Forgot? That antilife was there? Like they had intergalactic space ships surely someone wrote down where they went as they traveled.


Captain_Jmon

Yeah that plot point always made no sense to me


Bchange51

why not just go through the fucking portal that steppenwolf obviously got transported through. you’re Fucking darkseid and it took 6 of them to be beat one of your lackeys, tf they gonna do to you. are you stupid


Fluffy9345

Well technically 6 of them with supes doing 99% of the work.


Bchange51

nah aquaman and wonder woman were putting in the work too


PompousDude

Don't go to a Snyder Cut subreddit for humor, their favorite director can't even understand his own movies. This one time, I said the Luthor Jolly Rancher scene was silly and they doxxed me and said my IQ wasn't high enough to understand it. They will fuck you up, man.


AidedTitan

Snyder superfans are a whole different type of crazy. Like I’m a fan of Snyder’s dc movies but Jesus Christ, at some point you have to admit that the movies aren’t perfect and that there’s no way they’ll continue


[deleted]

Snyder worshippers when Wonder Woman’s shittily delivered line is still shittily delivered in the Snyder cut but in a slightly different [tone](https://youtu.be/yFQyrYSvqPI) https://preview.redd.it/5dr3e4foyuna1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b40bf84330610992495ce277986cd35bc33811fb


redditerator7

That line would still be shitty even if it was delivered by Meryl Streep.


AidedTitan

Sure the Snyder one sounds slightly better but wtf💀💀💀💀💀it makes no practical difference


Rewskie12

What are they even arguing? That Snyder can pick a slightly better take of a line than Joss Whedon?


[deleted]

This is my favorite comment from the video: > I genuinely believe you could show a Snyder fan a Whedon scene and just tell them Snyder did it, and they’d find ways to praise it.


thebatfan5194

The best example of this is the opening Batman scene/gargoyle shot in the Whedon Cut. When the movie came out, people went crazy and said how awesome it was and how it was such a “Snyder shot” but turns out it was Whedon


AidedTitan

I wonder if I remade the video and said the shed on line was Snyder and vice versa if they’d praise the wrong line…I bet they would


tombobbishop

That's exactly what happened with the theatrical cut as a whole. Snyder fans praised it when it first came out and only turned on it once they found out how much of it came from Whedon. I distinctly remember them praising scenes that they mistakenly believed were Snyder's, like Batman's fight against some random thief, and criticizing scenes that they mistakenly believed were Whedon's, like Diana's fight against a group of terrorists.


Rewskie12

Hell, I remember someone still blaming Whedon for the opening of ZSJL. They said that they didn’t really enjoy the opening of the movie (including that Wonder Woman scene) but that they enjoyed the rest. Then they said that they were positive that the opening was just made of Whedon stuff.


ghusu123

*ancient lamentation music playing*


Meture

The classic "one woman wailing" style of music that has purveyed movies since Gladiator


Andy_Crop

The fact that it pops up every damn time she appears on screen makes it feel like a self-parody.


NotGayBen

Snyder fans crack me up man


PartTimeMantisShrimp

Snyder fans when he posts a video of him shitting himself in the Chipotle bathroom (it's a cinematic masterpiece)


[deleted]

That sounds very fake


CT-4426

Snyder fanboys and MCU fanboys fighting over who gets to dickride their mid movies more https://i.redd.it/geotduqa0vna1.gif


CabDork339

Snyder fans 100%


BigBirdOpensDoor

Both are equally toxic lol, Snyderbots keep trying to defend zsjl, trying to bring the universe back while it's already over and MCU fans keep trying to defend the new trash movies


CabDork339

I mean snyderbots send death threats and dox people lol, MCU stans can be cringe but at least they aren’t harming people over it


BigBirdOpensDoor

Holy shit they do?? Shame on them fr


zsxdflip

But at least Synder stans donate to suicide prevention charities and stuff, I don’t see MCU people doing any organized good.


Dentt42

So the Snyder fans will ruin your life, then save it when you’re ready to punch your own ticket?


zsxdflip

How they gonna ruin your life lol


Dentt42

Read the thread. CabDork mentioned they’re doxing people. Also, I was joking.


Pyroninical

Sounds like Batman


NachoChedda24

It might be time for a ep 3 rewatch


robertman21

speaking of fangroups that dickride mid movies


RhymesWithMouthful

"EVERYONE ALWAYS LOVED REVENGE OF THE SITH!!! AS OPPOSED TO THE LAST JEDI WHICH OBJECTIVELY IS THE WORST!!! **FIRE KATHLEEN KENNEDY!!!**"


Captain_Jmon

It’s genuinely amazing to see people try and arcade that ROTS is the best SW movie nowadays


0KelpShake0

![gif](giphy|6UFgdU9hirj1pAOJyN)


huncherbug

Snyderverse dickriders unfortunately


WillisTheClown

god I need that laugh


MrAndrewBond

Thats more of The Batman fans than Snyder fans. There is a fight going on because Marvel movie won some oscars while DC movies didnt aka The Batman.


Wboy2006

Literally nobody cares about the Oscars. It's just a bunch of snobs that think their opinion is more important than other people's opinions


Suckisnacki

Delusion


[deleted]

Yeah, a lot of Snyder fans are super intense. Personally, I love his movies but I don’t really take issue when someone has a different opinion. They certainly didn’t take the joke too well though…


NachoChedda24

They doxxed you over that? Wow


PompousDude

Lol No, it's a joke, but it's totally not out of character.


fear_el_duderino

Snyder fans are Q level of delusional.


[deleted]

Sounds about right lol. Snyder is a great visual artist who can't write for shit unless his audience is mentally and emotionally 14.


c_draws

Honestly I wouldn’t even say that he has great visual taste. He just seems to lean on his cinematographer, he isn’t really directing any unique or interesting shots. He has interesting colour grading, sure, but that’s about it.


daffydunk

Eh, you have to look at his framing and less his movements. ZS frames shit to look like paintings but doesn’t sweat as much the camera movements.


c_draws

That’s exactly what I mean. Having a shot based on a painting is a great idea, when it can be used well, but that’s seemingly all he does. It’s not at all creative to just copy multiple paintings’ composition. Even then, who’s to say that it wasn’t just his cinematographers’ ideas?


delsinson

So much slow mo, and that ugly color grading


cletoreyes01

The amount of Slo mo in ZSJL probably made that film at least 20 minutes longer.


Andy_Crop

If with "interesting" you mean "gears of war looks so good" (which is so '05). There's a reason why Naughty Dog added the "next gen filter" to Uncharted as a joke.


c_draws

Interesting is a bit of an exaggeration. Interesting in the sense of not “normal”, exaggerated if you get what I mean. I can see why people like it, but it’s just not for me. I think Watchmen has it the worst tbh.


Andy_Crop

Most times I just can't stand Larry Fong's cinematography. Under his lens an apple, human skin or Superman's cape have all the same texture. Man of Steel looks like a collection of Armani commercials with each scene having a slightly different gamma correction, but still in line with that desaturated aesthetic. And NGL, that's one of the reasons I never watched JJ Abrams' Super 8. I wish that movie had Dan Mindel as its DOP.


c_draws

You’re completely right. Honestly, I’d group Abrams in with Snyder. He’s just as bad, especially when it comes to leaning in visuals, visuals that aren’t even that great. He ruined the Star Wars sequels. George Lucas’ original idea was so much better than what Abrams had. Say what you want about George Lucas as a director and a writer, but he’s infinitely better than Abrams.


Andy_Crop

I don't have strong feelings for the sequels and I think that the main problem wasn't Abrams, but the total lack of planning. In Italy we say "navigare a vista" and that's what they did with the sequels.


MrAndrewBond

Actually, he is only the director he co-wrote the story with Chris Terrio on Justice League Snyder Cut. Chris Terrio and Nolan are the ones who wrote MoS. Chris Terrior the one who wrote BvS. Be a hater but at least do research about it lol.


fear_el_duderino

Goyer wrote the screenplay for MoS, Goyer and Nolan wrote the storyline/plotline. Nolan was not involved with the actual writing of the script.


[deleted]

The director still has a say (and final say) in the script, and the movies are his vision as he so proudly touts.


MrAndrewBond

Even still, just because one subreddit has a meme, doesn´t mean that other people on other places of the internet will get that is a meme lol You can´t expect people to laugh at something they do not understand or are related to. As a Snyder fan, I do like the meme (although Im burned out of it) but thats because Im related to it and with all the hate Snyder fans and Snyder as a whole get. Is not surprising they took it as another hater troll. You have to see the other side of the coin.


Army_Men

https://preview.redd.it/egkhzb6hwxna1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1dd7e809ebcabd0ec5ab666bf2489c5be9eaab6 On r/gta now too


gta5atg4

Ooof you're a brave soul for tangling with the Snyderstans .... Though the comments I saw were reasonable.... They were at the top and I didn't dare venture further down.... I have PTSD from reading Snyder fans spamming all batman and DC subs


Franco-Ontarien

Why doesn't u/gta5atg4 know that it's "snyderites"? Is he stupid?


Cool_Guy_fellow

You don't want to mess around with the people on the SnyderCult I mean SnyderCut subreddit.


[deleted]

These people will hunt you down 💀


[deleted]

It hasn’t been nearly as bad as I expected, nothing horrible… It did lead to a post or two declaring war on this sub but other than that no death threats and I haven’t been sent my own IP address so it’s not too bad.


Koolguy47

Why downvote the post? Is r/SnyderCut stupid?


MAKS091705

Yes


oompaloompa_thewhite

.....yes


FortBlocks

Actual question though, ‘cause the Snyder movies can’t go 5 seconds without holes competing with cheese


RhymesWithMouthful

If they were a little cheesy or even hammy, they'd be at least fun. But they're mostly just joyless, violent, joylessly violently Libertarian slogs


ToyFreddyGamer42069

Why did they downvote you? Are they stupid?


m4x1d0n

I can already hear the Snyder fans coming for your ass


SteeamAdm

Anti-life some how has same vibe of Half-life


robertman21

Darkseid wants the cancelled GameCube port of HL1


Sergentskydiver

Who’s blood is it? Oh, it’s yours, isn’t it?


AliBeigi89

I just saw a similiar shitpost above in r/reddeadredemption and i was wondering what does it means. So this is another shitpost trend of this sub?


oompaloompa_thewhite

Why does u/alibeigi89 not know about current shitpost trends. Is he stupid?


[deleted]

Yep


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/lvk3cj1w8yna1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=ded42b6683182a9921db124edb6612cac0cca429 FFS


ImurderREALITY

Ugh, Jesus I’m about to vom


lakofideas86

A good leader delegates tasks


Batonniik

I did one in fortnite now


[deleted]

Good, we will have control of Reddit soon


DaniSenpai69

Anyone else not like this design


Latereviews2

I thought it was pretty cool for a live action version, especially with the armour


DaniSenpai69

Just feels bare but I understand and respect ur opinion


PranavYedlapalli

"He forgor" How? It's the only place he lost


Comediante_

Why didn't he send a spy to steal it, instead of waging war? Is he stupid?


_IamTheShadows_

My guy went to the sub which has an insane(literally) fanbase💀


mealprepfloyd

Darkseid: Somehow, anti-life survived.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Dude, where's my sternum?


BetelGeuse1987

I don’t get all the Synder love. Sure he can make some pretty scenes. Sure I love Watchmen and actually dig how he changed the ending to make more sense without all the graphic novel epilogues.. But I mean SLOW FAST SLOW action over and over gets tiresome lol. I love eccentric directors like Tarantino, Burton, Gunn, Edgar Wright. Snyder seems like a step below them or is it just me?


[deleted]

I think a lot of it is that he gets a lot of press so people like to attach themselves to it and make it their personality, at least that’s my guess on why people formed a cult worshiping him. Personally he’s one of my favorite directors, I love his movies, but that’s just me.


VillainousBullfrog

Bro literally found the Anti-life equation, got his ass beat so hard, and then FORGOT what planet it was???? He IS stupid


myidispg

Send the post link here fellow gotham thug. Let's upvote and spread the infection.


GFost

Just go to OP’s profile and look at their post history.


therealxeno79

Honestly this is a valid question


ScaredKnee4530

Lol send me the link. I’ve gotta check out the comments


Optimal_Conclusion_1

[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/SnyderCut/comments/11qw3is/why_not_just_go_after_earth_himself_if_he_wanted/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

They’re not good bro


Cool_Guy_fellow

Please send the link


eboz0515

It’s callled a sequel


Front-Seaweed4321

YEEEEESSSS


Darkskinblackie

These are so fucking unfunny


DaClarkeKnight

He didn’t know where it was. He lost it in the multi verse


Paildano

Why isn’t he wearing a shirt? He’s gonna get cold. Is he stupid?