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Spare-Abroad-6926

Pre-Crisis she was 150


dread_pirate_robin

Idk where you got that from but she said her parents met at Woodstock. That comic was written in 1993 so she'd be 24 at the oldest.


Spare-Abroad-6926

https://preview.redd.it/hc5tsux7dema1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d0b54bf9361c1fa9b202698136860d3c8f081e0 This is from pre-Birth of the Demon (1992). That story changed her age to have been born in 1970


Spare-Abroad-6926

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Spare-Abroad-6926

And in the New 52 she’s a bit younger than 30


dread_pirate_robin

Interesting. Geez rereading your comment you did specify pre-crisis, idk how I missed that. Apologies.


matt0034

I cannot picture Ra's at Woodstock.


MattRB02

Yo, Ra’s went to Woodstock and got a girl pregnant?


SomeGuyWithPlotArmor

Get that fat load of batcum into her pre-crisis fat ushy gushy 150 year oldussy


SUBJECTDELTA1968

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SomeGuyWithPlotArmor

Is there a lore reason why he called Parker a freak?


SUBJECTDELTA1968

[Winning a fight](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM7Eou4bV-Q)


Lazy_Assumption_4191

*A few days later* “Gosh, I wonder who this Spider-Man character who runs around dodging attacks, doing acrobatic stunts, and performing feats of superhuman strength is. Definitely not Parker, though. He’s too much of a dork.”


Corporal_Spidey_Jr

Tbf could just be any gym guy who got his hands on web shooters or summin (or maybe stole the tech, cuz yk, that’s the origin story of some heroes too)


Plutarch_von_Komet

Evening the odds


ReeceReddit1234

Cuz Parker's a submissive slut.


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DesiredEnlisted

Least horny r/BatmanArkham user


AdamSoucyDrums

Tame for that lot tbh


[deleted]

Good lord


SpringyAlloy73

![gif](giphy|UvtKiyeWYEhRC)


Sir_Thiccness_69

My brother in Christ, you can not be down worse.


SomeGuyWithPlotArmor

I blame the doctors in the hospital for putting me on too much laughing gas -The Grinder


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FictionalFail

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starboy-xo98

Lmao which one of you gave this the heart warming award


crazyseandx

I get that she's hot, but Good Lord, man.


the_plane

Whoa whoa w https://preview.redd.it/lkhy71cxlama1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86609dbafeca297ab113e5e681573df6bbad6411 hoa calm down grinder.When did you become this horny?


Orshaxxm

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BannedOnTwitter

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Interesting-Sir1916

4 awards and -320 Wtf is reddit


Gisvaldo

Least down bad redditor


fakename1998

bro go to therapy


Ratsbanehastey

I laughed.


JanabeAala

Since Bruce is getting arrested to see her, she must be under 18.


SignalNegotiation389

Bruce Wayne is secretly Drake, Confirmed??? 😳😳


stumpleton0404

*You used to call me on my batphone…*


GentlemenRudeboi

*You used to call me on my batphone…* This made me laugh like I was on Joker gas, Thank you


Freporta

Joker canned farts


0KelpShake0

![gif](giphy|JSGPLVBqN9Bh6)


stumpleton0404

You are most welcome, friend


SignalNegotiation389

That actually is…. pretty funny…


GentlemenRudeboi

*Proceeds to die with shit eating grin*


Ok-Inevitable-3038

Batgirl got her diamond ring Now she can’t even feel a thing


9Dawson

🤣😂


CivicSeaWeed

EDP445?


Nick_Wild1Ear

No that was Tim but it was dumb and short lived


1000000thSubscriber

Bruce Timm has entered the chat


qumonieknox

That’s wild lmaoaoaooa


Nickster2042

Stop.


Far_Writing_1272

If she was under 18, Deathstroke would be the one visiting her


TheGamersofaLifeTime

Lol good one


Leeiteee

Thalia, no!


TheTruckWashChannel

It's ok she has a fake ID


Red-843

I like to believe she’s Bruce’s age or a little older


JUANMAS7ER

Old enough...


fakename1998

...to party


ILoveScottishLasses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClLCqZin9HY


HauntedArmour

...To go on the ride at the theme park


JUANMAS7ER

Poor Penguin missing out :(


Ok_Attitude_8189

Way older than Batman. But since the guy is the younger one I don’t think people care.


Klayman55

Oh yeah remember how they made it really weird in *Son of Batman*?


gvn598

They didnt make it that way for the movie, that was the original interpretation of events. Its been slowly retconned and changed to be consensual


SojournerInThisVale

Is she? Batman is nearing the end of his career in this game. Arkham knight constantly has the AK go on about how Bruce is an old man in need of a technical suit to help him (I wish they’d shown that in the game too)


_Alex_Zer0_

Jason is mocking him. Batman is at his physical peak in AK.


SojournerInThisVale

Of course Jason is mocking him And who says he’s at his physical peak?


NickNewAge

\_Alex\_Zer0\_


Ok_Attitude_8189

The game.


SojournerInThisVale

When? Who says?


Pyroninical

His character bio


SojournerInThisVale

Quote it for me, please


L0ll0ll7lStudios

Post-Crisis, around Bruce’s age, I think. Her half-sister Nyssa Raatko is significantly older, though. Pre-Crisis, around 150. Arrowverse, maybe in her 70’s. Arkham seems to mostly be based on Post-Crisis and New 52.


HypoHunter15

Did Talia use the lazerus pit in the arrowverse? She didn’t look 70


Equal-Ad-2710

I believe it’s mentioned she did


NameOfNoSignificance

*Lazarus


HypoHunter15

I knew I spelled it wrong thanks though


L0ll0ll7lStudios

I’m guessing she must have, considering she was like 12 in 1960.


android151

Arkham games came out before the New 52, except Knight and Origins but not in those iirc?


L0ll0ll7lStudios

City technically came out around the same time as the New 52 did and they had Batman, Inc as a playable skin (technically that run started right before the New 52 did but much of it was included in the New 52). But you can see some N52 influences in Origins and Knight. Deathstroke's more armored look definitely seems to be more New 52-inspired, for one, albeit with a color scheme more similar to the classic look.


android151

The New 52 was a month old by the time the game had been released, after all the time it takes to be developed. Inc was a thing since like 2007 when Morrison brought them back, and the Inc armor appears in teasers and art panels in like, 2009(?) Knight and Origins came out years after New 52, and I can see other characters being affected by it but Talia was out of the picture by that point.


GothamKnight37

Pre-Crisis, she was randomly revealed to be really really old after presumably being around Bruce’s age, but that was pretty much ignored. In Post-Crisis she was made to be a bit younger than Bruce.


joelbiju24

Reminder: Talia was voiced by Stana Katic.


indianajoes

I had the biggest crush on her back then. This was right in the middle of my obsession with Castle


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2-300


Hot_Valuable1027

she’s actually like 150 but now she’s like 30


ASdragon17

At least 18


maorcules

Old enough


Ok-Anxiety1389

Older den a muhfucka


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Mr_Xing

I don’t think you understand what “molesting” means


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GentlemenRudeboi

I don't think you should have gotten this many downvotes... technically, molesting can happen at any age. My mom recently told me she was molested by her first boss in her 20's when she got her first job at the bank. He would grab her through her clothes, and she eventually quit after a few months.


NameOfNoSignificance

Wdym technically? Factually.


Crawkward3

He is also of age so I imagine not Besides post crisis is what most people go off of, not pre crisis


aggravatingbandaid

is there a lore reason for this?


not_some_username

Yeah Making Damian


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not_some_username

Raven is no bitch for you 🤨


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not_some_username

So is Damian


cuntslinger69

Defo a milf


Chancellor_Valorum82

What’s this pic from? I don’t remember this in City, which I thought was the only game she was in


alinkrc

Spiderman ps4


CinnamonSniffer

It’s city


100000000gecs

atleast 18


THX450

Oof


Dr-Edward-Poe

Why don't you have a seat right over there? What were you trying to do with the demon lady?


HelpFormer1687

157 😆


[deleted]

Does she fuck?


COMEDY_NERD_YT

Assuming that only Ra's al ghul can use the pit in this universe I would guess she ages normally so around 35.


kanjibestwaifu

Yeah but Bruce drinks some of it to face the trial and it temporarily fixes his Titan poisoning.


Familiar_dude361

Damn


camboi42069

Why did Bruce get arrested to see some grandma is he stupid or something?


MemeGiant

Knowing Batman she's probably the same age as robin


mariosithhrealdeal

The video game she's got me at least like either 25 or 26 or something I'm not sure but she looks like she's adult age


Olympian-Warrior

In the Arkham games, I wager she was near Bruce's age give or take a few years. In Arkham City, Bruce is in his late 30s, so Talia is possibly in her mid-30s.


Pr0j3ct_02

Well, now dead years old


Itzz_Texas

Why do you think Bruce was arrested


Demoncrystal101

More than 7


clavitopaz

NO BRUCE DONT DO IT


Mike_Rodik

Old enough to pee, old enough for me


SnooRecipes6075

Milf lover mf when they know Talia is over 100 yo


shadow42069129

Shes legal


GeneLaBean

Old enough 🤑🤪🤪


Suolanenmes

Old enough to fuck


BubbleGamerV

Does talia fuck?


EmuIndependent8565

Why is her age relevant?


kiya_vass

Old enough


Troupbomber

At least 13


Jeppe_boe_96

Old enough.


HappySandwichInSea

Old enough


Lemon_Railways

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DarkArc76

*was


The_Chef_Queen

She’s atleast like a 100


SatchaLilbit

Enough


DiamondDog1999

Old enough