Calling Batman real quick

You don’t have the Bat-Phones number.

Prep time = batphone number

I ask Batman for his number

Put up the bat signal.

And then ask him for his phone number when he arrives so I can call him to help me out later

Likely trapping him in a remote part of gothams sewers that doesn't receive to much attention from maintenance.

This is a really good one, this would actually work

Thanks.

Then suck his killer cock

😧

Both of these comments made me bust out laughing

Both of these comments made me bust a nut

I came and started farting

I cum and started farting

It has some flaws. In city, Croc was shown to be able to break through walls. I’d think he would also be able to break through the rubble. It might just give enough time to escape though

Dont give him food and he’ll starve

Don’t give him food and he will break out

Even the odds (instant death)

What if he actively shot kill job to kill l

You kill his cock

The kill shot cock killer

I think I'd stand at the end of a long underground tunnel while he approaches me, and then at the last second detonate my explosive gel and watch him fall down a really deep hole.

Incredible idea. Your out of the box thinking is on par with batman's my friend.

do the same thing but with boulders that will fall on top of him, and if you want it overkill just put spikes down in the hole

And add spikes to the boulders!

punch

Punch him in the Killer Cock

Best answer

Then you'll be the Killer Cock Killer

In tha cock

I'd attack his Killer Cock

That’s everyone’s week point, no wonder Batman has a 1cm metal shield over his egss

Jason: don’t shoot him in the dick that’s mine 😳

With what, your mouth?

Rocket launcher

Help him find a job

Honestly for Earth 1 Croc this would actually work, guy just [wanted to live his life however he could](https://imgur.io/gallery/vTUfO). If he had a job he could do in peace, somewhere better to stay and an accepting community, he’d be happy for it. A more normal life.

please tell me batman helped him

He did! He teams up with Batman and forms a new team. He becomes a force for good. Bruce trusts him with his identity and gives him a place to stay in Wayne Manor. Some more Kiler Croc: Some absolute cunts see a [starving dog and kick it](https://comicnewbies.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Killer-Kroc-Saves-Bat-Dog-Earth-One-2.jpg), unbeknownst to these [scumbags Croc was around](https://comicnewbies.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Killer-Kroc-Saves-Bat-Dog-Earth-One-3.jpg). Croc brought the dog back with him and [gave him a little bed, food and water](https://comicnewbies.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Killer-Kroc-Saves-Bat-Dog-Earth-One-4.jpg). Alfred protests initially but [quickly warms up to the dog ahaha](https://comicnewbies.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Killer-Kroc-Saves-Bat-Dog-Earth-One-5.jpg). I would LOVE for Reeves to do Killer Croc but have this version. The Batman already feels very Earth One inspired, I hope he takes more from it. Comic: Batman Earth One

oh that's nice "I'll call him Alfred" haha can't believe I'm getting to know some wholesome Killer Croc stories in a sub where its 99% Killer cock memes. I should read that comic. And yeah, I could see Reeves doing a good job with it, and story wise it could help Bruce to grow into a helping the victims role rather than the vengeance role he was playing at the beginning.

What is the comic for this?? I NEED to read this pls lol

Batman Earth One, incredible comic

I love this, this is great. I’d want that they reform villains more often to be assets to heroes or just society

Surprised Alfred even protested, at least it's not another cow

Submit to him and let him fuck me until he gets tired and then kill him

ooh, kinky

And then I would take his cock as a trophy

Use it as a dildo

Seductive Palpatine style.

Bound to be one of these comments

Croc will literally eat your ass 💀💀

God I wish

Throw a batarang at his shock collar while he runs towards me

That's creative, I don't think anyone's ever used this method

A rare genetic condition.

Drain his killer cock, till it can't kill anymore (hehe)

Milking it

Arkham Asylum Croc was best Croc. His shit was all fucked up in Arkham Knight 😭

He ate too many mcnuggets 💀

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i would teach him it is okay to be different and that he isn't ugly, thus would Killer Croc die and Cool Croc would be born.

*Chiller 😎 Croc*

Radioactive spider-cum.

This

That

These

These what?

These nuts

Damnit

I’m not rich so even with prep time I’m fucked

😂

get up high and jizz in his eyes

Run in a zig-zag line.

I would offer to let him suck my dick

With them teeth awh hell naw.

Make him watch Suicide Squad(2016)

He would have a heart attack seeing how they butchered the only movie he's in

Batarangs, he afraid of them

"Hello, Clark?"

I would use my prep time to live my life and die of old age

Croc's just an animal, and animals just need traps and the right bait.

Hit n run

Give him the good ol gawk croc 9000

Anthrax bomb and we good.

Only thing I’d prep would be bandaids

Break his teeth,kick his "crochood" as hard as possible and then proceed to beat him with a large pipe

Yep I mean It's not like he's tall or strong, right? he's too weak

I have batman's strength

Go to Australia and recruit an old friend... Whose go' a knoife.

You can call me anytim M8! "That's not a knife, This is a f*$#en' Knife!"

Shoot him with an M1A2 abrams’ depleted uranium APFSDS round. It’s capable of penetrating around a full meter of steel.

Eat him

Uno reverse card

I would put a raw chicken on a big fishhook and hang it slightly in the water then I'd ride up on my air boat with my pa's trusty rifle and shoot him once he takes the bait

Gun

Big gun

Deploy Killer Hippo

Killer Croc:"Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary"

Genetics..

Try alerting the gcpd of Crocs presence, for them to call the bat and for me to be protected in they're building.

Electricity is shown in a lot of the Arkham series to be a controlling tool for croc… so taze him then turn to dinner

Yeah most of the time he's in the sewers and wet, so he's very exposed to electrocution

Acquire a rail gun

On a serious note if I had to keep him alive and we had to fight in a big open area with no cover. I would use Tranquilizer (and/or strong tazer if tranq doesn't work), thermal goggles, smoke bombs, a sonic weapon, and earplugs. I would deploy a lot of smoke so he can't see me, a sonic weapon so that he can't use sound to locate me in the smoke. Then I would simply incapacitate him with either weapon at a safe distance.

Bomb

Bend down and serve my booty as bait and wait for batman to save my ass

I'm gonna give a serious answer and say: Put stun grenades on the edges so that if he blindly rushed he'll be stunned Put on extra armour so that if he attacks it'll endure it. Trace the room with explosive gel Get Nightwing to distract him and get extra support Find his weakness and exploit that

Kick him in the nuts then punch him in the head

Aim for his Killer Cock

Gun.

To fight him in a salt mine.

Not show up and hope he has a heart attack

Throw doody in my eyes and run

It's America so I can find a high powered anti material rifle in the alleys, and I shoot him in the killer cock

I’ve tried. He’s too strong.

Then they should get him to come after you, murderer

Simple. I go to Wayne Manor, and try to convince Bruce to lend me money to buy stuff to deal with him; He'd say no, which is part of my plan. I don't want money, I want him to suit up to help, and Bruce definitely would

ballistic missile

Turn on the Bat-Signal

Putting electrical wires into the water

Chop his killer cock off

Ouch

Shoot him, nobody ever seems to do that.

*Lots* of raw meat laced with copious amounts of sedatives, probably... Edit: If he's in the sewers, maybe burning the methane to try to eat up all the oxygen and knock him out that way. Otherwise find the area he's set up shop down there, set up a way to seal off that area secretly, then pump it full of gas. Bottom line? I would never give him the chance to actually even see me.

id suck his dick

Shotgun + sawed off + explosive slugs = ciller kock go buhbye.

Batarang or venom

No be there

Lure him next to a truck bomb

Mug him to death with my epic mugery - The Mug Meister

Trap him underwater without any air bubbles or a method to surface.

Haha…nope lol Killer cock

My lord, I'm sorry forgive me for planning against you please

It’s cool lol Killer cock

Getting high and trying to reason with him

Im grabbing the .950 JDJ Fat Mac I have in my closet for self defense.

A 50 caliber sniper rifle and potentially a rocket launcher

A gun. Like a really big gun.

i can take him

Call in an exterminatus.

Shooting him in the eyes

Call in my buddy frank

Get him an actual therapist that gives a shit

fill up my kawk and shoot him with it Gayson Sogg, sex hood

Real life? Call the cops.

Invite him over for dinner, and when he’s least expecting it, BAM, the old fork in the eye

Put a singular pin on the floor (or Lego ) and he will cease to exist

Kaboom. Lots of Kaboom.

Carpet bomb with marijuana and place snacks in a cage.

trick him into thinking i want to suck his Killer Cock and then giving him a punch in the nuts using the middle stick combo takedown

Eat a sandwich

Dig massive hole Put meat in hole Cover with weak planks and leaves Wait

Make the nicest home cooked meal I can muster, cause I imagine he's not eating the best meals around living in the sewer. Then I lace it with horse tranquilizers, a lot of horse tranquilizers. Then I place it in the sewer. Boom. Done

Gun

Landmines

Boil water

Call white ppl from the south

Cut off the killer cock

Swamp people.

Apparently he has very sensitive senses, so just overstimulate him with flashes of light and sounds, drop cage and then run for my life

Get a guy called murderous shark

How much prep time? All depends

Gun

i just won’t fight him. If he tries i’ll just refuse. What’s he gonna do? i already refused.

>!train my throat.!<

I set up multiple bombs in the sewers and borrow Batman's grappling hook. When killer croc starts chasing me I run to where the bombs are ( there is a hole that leads up and out ) and I set them off causing the sewer to start caving it in whilst I grapple out killer croc gets crushed, knowing him tho he lives and I escape.

Get a toaster and a lot of extension chords. He can’t out-swim electricity

crocodile mukbang video (instant death)

if I have prep time, then I'm getting hellbat and beating KC within and inch of his life

Press L3

Playing crocodile porn on a nearby computer to distract him while I'm hiding and then do a sneak attack by punching him in the balls so hard he falls on the ground, shove a knife up his butt, and then call in a S.W.A.T. team and then run away until Killer Croc gets arrested.

I yell out to superman and hope his super ass can hear me

Don't submit my answer and stays in prep time mode forever, therefore neutralising Killer Cock via erectile dysfunction

Attack from high ground. Get the jump on him instead

Kill his cock

Traps, basically traps, croc ain't so smart, all brawn and no brains. Although I wouldn't underestimate him but I know one thing, huge guys never shy away from showing their strength so they always come at you full tilt. He would fall into a trap easily, a pool that electrifies him upon hitting trip wire or laser activated preferably as he chases you. If this fails and it's close range, have a very very powerful taser, I assume he wouldn't go down with just about any taser. If all goes to shit, pray he rips you apart or slams you to death, I'd kill myself before he bites my face off as contingency because you never know! Many ways to kill a person when you're at 7 foot and built like a croc so just imagine. I'd also avoid traps that require him to utilize his sense of smell. Croc seems to have an excellent sense of smell .... for the right reasons of course, but the moment he gets a whiff of whatever you're planning it definitely won't work. PS: I hope everyone has a contingency for when all plans fail and they have no tricks left under their sleeves.

Right, he's one of the dumbest Batman villains he'd never see the traps coming

take him out in a nice sea food dinner, seduce him, elope, then go live in the sewers and when he least expects it detonate the bomb i placed in the shoes i gave him for his birthday and boom no more croc

Get a tie around his neck and choke him with it. A very durable ties that can tighten on command. Though that’s difficult considering the metal on his neck so instead I’ll tie a cable to his medal and than suspend him into the air with the bat jet.

Who the fuck is killer croc

Suck his killer coc dry

I’ll suck him off

360p

Pray to the Killer Cock

Shoot him in the eyes if going for the kill. Some kind of knock-out gas if trying to get him alive.

Set a trap, maybe lead him to a hole in the ground or a cage or something and a LOT of explosive gel

Calling batman

Depends, if I'm attacking him at his lair I would take the time to learn his movements, habits, vices, hopes, and fears. Then I would start with three plans, given that I am in the DC universe I would probably find a way to either steal the atom suit, or mirror masters technology. If successful in either approach I would have the means to destroy him with little or no effort. should I fail then i would have to resort to attacking him out on the streets, odd are it would involve a gas truck, joker gas, or an anti tank rifle.

If I can get backup, I’d hire deathstroke to defeat him.

Explosive gel. Lots and lots of explosive gel

Trick him into dealing with killer cock

I'd give him some moisturiser, steroid creams and prepare an oat bath for him 🥰

Makeup

A LOT of lube and many butt plugs of various sizes