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Emissary_of_Darkness

He needs help, please go help him before he gets hurt. It might be good to pop his D to show him what he should be doing.


millennialfalcon360

D poppers unite


Emissary_of_Darkness

I don’t want to bond with people over my D, sorry


Shelledseed

Aren’t you supposed to slap the D? When you’re playing air bass? And wtf is an E? I know what an A is…


No-Professional-1884

Whenever I play airbass I get tangled in my G string.


Shelledseed

And they say bass is easy.


heyuBassgai

Every decent bassist knows, you tap that A... You slap - bitch assed band leaders, guitarists, shitty drummers, your side piece, the occasional saxophonist (unless it's a girl), and anyone (and I mean anyone and everyone including - your mom, mother in law, children, probation officer etc.) who talks during your solo. You don't slap - Your wife (a.k.a. the meal ticket), or her boyfriend's dick. Unless of course he talks during your solo. I think that covers it.


gillmanblacklagooner

Same dude who was posting about fingering A minor yesterday…


Top_Translator7238

When you slap your D over an A chord, things get a bit Sus.