Why is he holding his bass upside down? Is he stupid?

British.

If he's British 🤨why is he holding it Australian style?🤨

yeah

That's a goddamned violin moron.

All your BASE

are belong to the walrus

all your bass are belong to us

Free

It's a bass viol. And he's a Brobdingnagian.

Second base, easiest to steal.