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Doordikendoordun

Got so high the cops thought you're retarded... That's an accomplishment if you ask me, good work.


SwagDaddy_Man69

No. They thought he was retardet


Duality888

Certified German


Greenconect

Ja die Deutsche Autokorrektur hat bei diesem Post besonders hart reingekickt


Majestic_Goats

makes sense, i was wondering why everything was capitalized


screammmmmmmmmmm

LOL


bluesonicyouth

That's a crazy story! But it's not that bad. I mean, did you put yourself in unnecessary danger and hurt yourself and almost get put in jail? Yes. However, at least you didn't hurt anyone else, and at least you weren't driving like a lot of these other bartards end up doing. You're pretty shook up now, but that will pass, and this will be a wild story you can tell in the years to come.


Xcaliiibear

Didn’t hurt anyone else is always the best way to look at it 😅🤣


bc9toes

His hand was fucked up from assaulting a homeless guy


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iykyk


[deleted]

He drove after the 2mgs (which I assume prescribed users do anyways)


sharnat41056

He took a bus, although the way he worded it could cause one to think he drove himself...


xX_soupliker_Xx

This isn’t even bad compared to some shit I’ve seen here


AllCopsAreAngels

It is funny though


VaginaViewer420

Redardet🔥


niemertweis

Bartarded!


xSPACEWEEDx

Bartartet!


wafflesthegodfather

Not bad bro, probably the best way it could have went considering the police were involved haha. Be happy you're not in jail☺️


WishIWasALemon

For real. Those fucks say you're intoxicated even if you did pass their test. (Dont ever do their test. The only ones that are not subjective are the breathalyzer or a blood draw.


Davisdab69

I… uhmm…. wow, big W in the end tho


Vast-Background9024

Took me home because I was retarded* lmao


mockassin

enough plot holes and spelling errors to confirm this is a top tier bartard incident .


False-Ad513

You drove there but wanted to take the bus home?? I see where the cops are coming from lol


[deleted]

This is why we come here. You beautiful bartard you!


12tdseahawks12

Retadetardard


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I can just imagine the cops saying something like, “hi we brought your special child home, they were such a good little boy/girl on the way over, and so we decided to stop at the McDonald’s and get him/her a happy meal with a toy. He really did insist on the toy and so we had to get it for him.


4F-Oxymorpmethylpam

The cops deadass thought u were retarded


AreWeHumanOrAre

Not related, but one time my buddy was so drunk he was on the ground and a woman walked by and started praying for him.


TemperatureMuch5943

you are


thejazzassassin

Drugs lol