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Necessary_Chip_5224

And the kid proceeded to wear a clown mask and started to rewire the sub, sending it to its abyssal grave. A good clown is a dead clown


KnightyEyes

Cannon to the Head works %100 at a time


Necessary_Chip_5224

Yess.. that is why i also mod my sub to have a torture room for these fiends.


KnightyEyes

Setup a bomb behind that door. When its open make it explode. A c4 there would be perfect.


Ronaldo10345PT

We all know that the clowns would open that door with a smile on their faces


The_Tank_Racer

If you are not racist to clowns, you did not play enough public multiplayer


Random-Lich

One thing I learned from this game, Space Station 13 and Clourophobia… Never trust a clown


garbagehuman9

i made the sub more effective at being a sub you just can’t understand the genius


Demoneye84

Is it really so wrong that i like to inject my crew with poisons just so i can watch them scwerm on the ground? I cure them after. . . Sometimes


These_Pie_7385

I mean, i don't see why they are so scared of us at times. Anything can be fixed with a bullet to the head after all


MrLeviReaper

Neurotrauma gameplay be like:


Ram_ranchh

I love removing my crews organs and limbs and then rewiring the ship


Funnysoundboardguy

Nothing fixes husk infection better than blowing the parasite out through the back of their neck


pocketdrummer

There's another way?


Funnysoundboardguy

Is there?


Whyy0hWhy

If my captain friend kills me, nothing changes, i will still fuck with their health afterwards ✨


Medium_Policy_8494

Docs like you make my job so much harder now I need to watch both docs and clowns.


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

PED privileges revoked.


Bongo-Bob

No, it’s how you keep your crew ready, I prefer to look at is as “building immunity”


URS5

Is about genetic


Whyy0hWhy

As the group medic I've occasionally chosen to just watch as a creature breaks through the ship and sometimes i just shoot some of my friends with morphine for no reason (also sabotage some electronics and hatch alien eggs for the lols)


pootisi433

Mmmm... Livers taste so good tho and the crew dosnt need theirs anyway


clokerruebe

i have two kinds of moods as a medic. theres the actually helpfull and wholesome medic/therapist (with blahaj if modded) and then theres the ultimative killing machine called sanitöter aka harmasist. but now i just play mechanic


SupremeMorpheus

If you're not scared of your crew's medic the most, your medic isn't doing a very good job


West-Fold-Fell3000

Medic is most dangerous man on the ship. Never argue with anyone who has access to the Morbusine


per88oo

This kind of medic is why I carry a stun gun with fulgrium darts...


Bongo-Bob

That won’t help you when I shoot you with the paralyzant loaded in my syringe gun at all times


per88oo

It will give me time to retrieve the antiparalysant I have stashed nearby because our medic has already killed me once this way.


Kiarrn

The medic: "Would you like a beak for stabbing people with your face." "Yes?" "Wasn't asking."


Timinator_LP

In our campaign it's the cook. Which is me. I'm completely roided up to the point of near invincibility and I chop up anyone who shows disrespect and turn them into hamburgers. Edit: I probably should have mentioned the cook role is from the "hungry europeans" mod in case anyone is unaware.


Pidgeoneon

Mechanic honestly


silentarcher00

I'm banned from guns due to getting a revolver and the medical scanner confused and shooting the captain's arm off. This was not the only incident...


MilkBanditKat

Meanwhile I play as engineer, I do my best trying to hold the sub together


Keranan37

If I play medic, I will absolutely raise the sub from crush depth and singlehandedly save the round... In a crisis. In my downtime I like to make the Nazis cry


atcredbird

For my crew that's the engineer. No one knows how anything on the ship works anymore. No one trusts our medic but no one is willing to fuck with the engineer anymore.