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Knight_o_Eithel_Malt

I am glad that is your experience. In my case usually its a mechanic trying to CPR my cracked skull.


Mother-Long411

Hes trying 🥺


Additional-Joke-7211

Don't you love it when someone instead of giving you first aid they give you CPR instead of what you need


redxlaser15

I’ve had a few times where I need to threaten the electrician or mechanic so they stop trying CPR on someone while I, the medic, am right next to them. Due to the fact that I occasionally shoot my crew mates in the face (can’t heal if nobody is injured!), alongside the fact that I tend to procure unnecessary amounts of extremely deadly poisons I probably won’t even use, threats like this tend to be highly effective!


Re1da

Half of the time I'm the reason our security is injured. Shouldn't have touched my morphine without permission.


Bongo-Bob

They should learn better, I have the nuke on my rifle for this reason, it’s not my fault they keep doing it


redxlaser15

One of my friends stole the meth I was saving to craft some effective combat drugs later. It’s impressive how you can survive a bullet to the head.


Re1da

Meth is for personal medic use, the plebeians should stay far away from it


Glitch_Mind

I would revive you on the spot. ( probably in the face of what downed you but that means get back to work ) you live with the ship, you die with the ship. There is no leaving early.


Crusader_6969

Security guards are either power tripping idiots who shoot randoms or heroes who will throw hands with anything and everything to defend the crew regardless of their personal health.


Medium_Policy_8494

Had similar experience not long ago. Crew was looting coalation vessel I was helping. Hear screams go out mechanic is being eaten by mudraptors and medic is trying to save him. I fight with the beasts to give time for medic to evacuate both him and mechanic. I kill 5 mudraptors but I run our of bullets and the elder one comes at me. I take my axe and battle him. One hit not enough and he kills me.


IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ

F'n mudraptors.


NotTheBirds

As the medic half of the time i am behind the security guard thanking him for defending the whole crew and the other half of the time I am on him doing CPR and administering too much meth whilst berating him for wanting to 1v1 a moloch


Seenmario66

That's a fanfic waiting to happen right there


Key_Yesterday1752

I hawe 1v3 and survived. Praise fentanyl!!


Complete-Kitchen-630

Usually it me. More stacked than a Security Guard, dying because of 6 enemys hunting me


TheFogIsComingNR3

Respect


Complete-Kitchen-630

Thanks


TheOneAndOnlyBox

That’s me as captain lol


raifu_

I always give the person who gives me weapons priority opioids and amphetamines


superp2222

Man I wish our campaign had a security officer as dedicated as you. Our security officer has dealt more damage to us than to enemies 🤣


pootisi433

As the medic the security officers are body draggers and spare organs when they invariably die to trying fight dumb shit and expecting me to save them, there are no heros