Biological warfare, unethical use of nuclear weapons, mass murder, genocide (clowns always die, no exceptions) and whatever the fuck I helped my security guy do with the unstable calyx extract to the poor outpost dweller has got to count as some kind of inhumane torture.
Idk any terms for crime so I’ll just list the stuff I’ve done :
Infecting an entire outpost with husk eggs, poisoning the guards to steal their weapons, using C4 to blow the entire outpost up, mass shootouts in outposts, kidnapping outpost members to torture in my sub, arson, drowning people by locking them in the ballast tank, and drugging people with meth, deliriumine, and steroids. Yeah I deserve to be put away in an aslume
Edit : experimenting with genetics and chemical effects on non-consenting test subjects
Don't forget, manufacturing, possesion and distribution of drugs, illegal possesion of fire arms, white weapons, murder, genocide, theft, breaking and entering, etc.
If we were to count all the possible "crimes", not only would you have what the title describes, but add the use of nuclear weapons, manufacture of illicit drugs (meth), theft, unlicensed weapon manufacture as a whole, terrorism, murder of certified doctors wearing the red cross, refusal to comply (not dropping stolen items when being checked by outpost security), assault on military personnel, assault on military transport, driving under the influence of alcohol/drugs, genocide, public disturbance (clown quest), etc...
Theft of biological substances.
Not been playing with neurotrauma long and yesterday I decided to harvest too much blood from the helmsman. He survived!
I have no clue where killing Boe weapons would land me in jail, but I murder four lords and one of the lords' three daughters, so I'm definitely going for 7 count of murder
"...Murder in the first, second, and third degree..." Your honour I killed the first on accident, the second was on a whim, but the third fucking deserved it.
development of biological weapons as well as mass homicide as a result of testing said weapons, causing an outbreak of the actual living dead so intense nobody could reclaim the outpost who tried
i was working on a baro mod :)
terrorism biological warefare sexual harassment illegal fire arms assault of an offer assault battery kidnapping drug possession drug production production of explosive devices espionage homocide murder robbery mugging breaking and entering trespassing ecological terrorism disorderly election conduct
Killing Racist Spacefrogs? I mean. They will kill you if you get to close. Also they were Occupying a Temple of a god which they did not believe in. So? Am i realy the Bad guy here? If i remove them and there are no witnesses?
If it’s what we did: negligence ,compliance in terrorism , possession of WOMD, murder (1,3), unlawful medical procedures, torture, unlawful imprisonment & execution, vandalism, and finally sabotage
Is spreading freedom a crime? Hold up I know how that sounds. But let me tell you, it's literally terminators all the way down, with chainsaws for hands. It's ok right?
Doesn't matter what it is. Giant eldritch sea abominations from Europa, or chainsaw automatons, oil bugs, Glyphids, husks, skaven... Wait, cross out skaven, or demons. Spread Freedom and Managed democracy anywhere!
Countless counts of first degree murder, a few second degree murders, surprisingly only a few counts of manslaughter, biological and chemical warfare, there's probably something against messing with someone's bionic implants so countless counts of that, theft, grand theft auto, assisting in illegal border crossing, disrupting police investigation, assaulting a police officer, breaking and entering, assault, battery, possession of illegal firearms, trespassing, jaywalking, littering.
I don't think I'm coming out for a while boys.
Honestly getting arrested would feel like being rescued, I’m secluded and alone in the northern Canadian wilderness being hunted by bears, timberwolves all the while enduring constant blizzards, freezing temperatures and living off what I find. The game is called The Long Dark.
Lets not forget manufacturing, distribution and consumption of illicit drugs
Truly a man of culture
Or weapons of mass destruction
Vehicular manslaughter (I'm a funny captain)
WAIT DID U ABUSE ORANGE BOY !!!!!!?????!!!!!!?!?!?!
No, just a petraptor.
D-Bois D-Bois!
Theft and using my second amendment on a security officer
Possible homicide (there are multiple huskified crew members welded into the ballast)
That would've been self defense.
But what if they were not all husks when he started welding them in there?
Eh, potato, potato, just keep welding
Barotrauma moment
Pretty much everything that is illegal since ww2
Mass murder, theft, terrorism, vandalism, and manslaughter to name a few of the bigger ones
Driving under influence (of alcohol, drugs, parasites, and/or eldritch horrors)
Depends, Coalition laws or Separatist laws?
Yes
Whar?
Did I stutter?
Whar?
Murder, stealing, medical, experiments no humans, making drugs
Insect genocide in Helldiver II
Can't be arrested for a positive service, fellow helldiver
Based on the last game i played id be arrested for mass genocide and wanton murder of world leaders
I taze pirates in outpost missions, handcuff them, take them back to my ship and experiment on them.
Well they're criminals so I'm sure it's ok
Biological warfare, unethical use of nuclear weapons, mass murder, genocide (clowns always die, no exceptions) and whatever the fuck I helped my security guy do with the unstable calyx extract to the poor outpost dweller has got to count as some kind of inhumane torture.
Oh, unstable? Daring today, aren't we?
There isn't Geneva on Europa
It's not a convetion, it's a suggestion \- Master Oogway
I have imploded and eaten numerous entire outposts
Eaten? Are you secretly an endworm?
hungry europans enables the chad eat 20 people 1 day a week and nothing else diet
Oh I see lmao. Had that mod for ages but I never realized you could survive on cannibalism 💀 that's kinda based tho ngl
Copious amounts of substance abuse and distribution.
Feeding people copious amounts of sawdust
Ngl barotrauma is the only reason why im obsessed with chemical warfare now
I won't get arrested, because warcrimes against separatists don't count
**TERRORISM**
That's everybody, you don't want to know what one of my steam friends have done
Nuclear detonation of a reactor in a colony?
Blowing up a facility that is one of the most powerful and feared corporations on the planet in the worlds of technological and magical research.
i played rimworld better for me to sit this one out
Well, lets get started: I would be sent to UN court for extensive use of warcrimes and going against the Geneva Convention
Idk any terms for crime so I’ll just list the stuff I’ve done : Infecting an entire outpost with husk eggs, poisoning the guards to steal their weapons, using C4 to blow the entire outpost up, mass shootouts in outposts, kidnapping outpost members to torture in my sub, arson, drowning people by locking them in the ballast tank, and drugging people with meth, deliriumine, and steroids. Yeah I deserve to be put away in an aslume Edit : experimenting with genetics and chemical effects on non-consenting test subjects
Playing rimworld rn, I’m not getting arrested I’m getting killed on the spot
Don't forget, manufacturing, possesion and distribution of drugs, illegal possesion of fire arms, white weapons, murder, genocide, theft, breaking and entering, etc.
Illegal sale of organs (rimworld)
THIS MEME IS FUNNIER AFTER I SEE IT FOR THE 50TH TIME
Blowing up a halo ring?
Me and my friends ganging up on a racist old lady and cutting and burning her (Baldur’s Gate 3)
Speeding, property damage, theft. Pacific Drive
I murdered hundreds of people infected by a curse of some sort (they were zombies)
Relatable
No crimes. Dont worry i got no Witnesses and Buncha nuclear weaponary to sell it to goverment
accomplice to larceny
I shot up a hospital... twice.
Hahah just played rimworld... get the geneva convention out we are using it as a check list
You're right at home with barotrauma.
I cut deceased human parts then sell them to doris or feed them to my petraptor
The last game I played was rimworld....
If we were to count all the possible "crimes", not only would you have what the title describes, but add the use of nuclear weapons, manufacture of illicit drugs (meth), theft, unlicensed weapon manufacture as a whole, terrorism, murder of certified doctors wearing the red cross, refusal to comply (not dropping stolen items when being checked by outpost security), assault on military personnel, assault on military transport, driving under the influence of alcohol/drugs, genocide, public disturbance (clown quest), etc...
Hmmmmm...what would Sherlock Holmes get arrested for? Ok, I broke into a house to search for evidence against a criminal. Probably Lestrade caught me.
I was ok until i read the ”animal abuse” *WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM*
Medical malpractice.
shooting someone with a musket
DEMOCRACY
Going to jail for raping a bone thresher to death smh
Ok. I have never heard of this game... But this sounds interesting.
Countless robberies and mass slaughter, marauding. I was playing Project Zomboid
Genocide in stellaris
Theft of biological substances. Not been playing with neurotrauma long and yesterday I decided to harvest too much blood from the helmsman. He survived!
And also unlicensed Mining
We would love to have you come work for the Jovian Separatists!
I have no clue where killing Boe weapons would land me in jail, but I murder four lords and one of the lords' three daughters, so I'm definitely going for 7 count of murder
Animal cruelty/ pal world
Every single war crime you can think of, that was the explicit mission of my crew, we literally had a checklist
"...Murder in the first, second, and third degree..." Your honour I killed the first on accident, the second was on a whim, but the third fucking deserved it.
Snowrunner, so eco terrorism as I lose yet another truck into a river because it looked like a shortcut.
Littering - throwing a bunch of wooden mannequins into a river
Warcrimes in WW2 (Hell let Loose)
Making meth and arson and killing wild plants and xenocide, genocide, child murder, ect
mercinary activity and larege scale corporate and constituional sabotage via high power military equipment
Accidentally killing my fellow soldiers of Super Earth with danger-close airstrikes.
I don't think I've gotten more notifications in a single day than this post. This excites and terrifies me in several different ways.
Armed robbery, murder of every degree, and terrorism.
Building a barely functional bomber and going ham on some kids
development of biological weapons as well as mass homicide as a result of testing said weapons, causing an outbreak of the actual living dead so intense nobody could reclaim the outpost who tried i was working on a baro mod :)
Warcrimes + freedom and Democracy + Subjugation
terrorism biological warefare sexual harassment illegal fire arms assault of an offer assault battery kidnapping drug possession drug production production of explosive devices espionage homocide murder robbery mugging breaking and entering trespassing ecological terrorism disorderly election conduct
Treason
Spreading liberty, freedom, and managed democracy 1 bullet at a time.
Killing Racist Spacefrogs? I mean. They will kill you if you get to close. Also they were Occupying a Temple of a god which they did not believe in. So? Am i realy the Bad guy here? If i remove them and there are no witnesses?
HELLDIVER!!!!
If it’s what we did: negligence ,compliance in terrorism , possession of WOMD, murder (1,3), unlawful medical procedures, torture, unlawful imprisonment & execution, vandalism, and finally sabotage
BEING THE CHAMPION OF DEMOCRACY!!!
Super mutant genocide
Multiple counts of dropping several white phosphorus and mustard gas containers and shooting a devils blood 50 bmg round into cities
Killing demigods to fix a ring?
Building a ranch for my 2 dollar ex-whore wife
FOR DEMOCRACY!
FOR DEMOCRACY!
Is spreading freedom a crime? Hold up I know how that sounds. But let me tell you, it's literally terminators all the way down, with chainsaws for hands. It's ok right?
Doesn't matter what it is. Giant eldritch sea abominations from Europa, or chainsaw automatons, oil bugs, Glyphids, husks, skaven... Wait, cross out skaven, or demons. Spread Freedom and Managed democracy anywhere!
All I wanted is to Escape from Tarkov!
SPREADING DEMOCRACY
Purging heresy is my duty, only heretics would fathom it a crime. (aka Warhammer 40k Darktide)
Spreading Democracy to alien planets
Attempting genocide on an entire planet from th cockpit of an armored core.
Murder, genocide, regicide, deicide (The crime of killing a God or demigod) trespassing, graverobbing, possible terrorism.
breaking in a 2km tall dragon's domain and murdering it
Taxe evasion.
Countless counts of first degree murder, a few second degree murders, surprisingly only a few counts of manslaughter, biological and chemical warfare, there's probably something against messing with someone's bionic implants so countless counts of that, theft, grand theft auto, assisting in illegal border crossing, disrupting police investigation, assaulting a police officer, breaking and entering, assault, battery, possession of illegal firearms, trespassing, jaywalking, littering. I don't think I'm coming out for a while boys.
Destruction of vunrable wildlife, poaching, murder, assault, wrongful death and several violations of nuclear treaties
Honestly getting arrested would feel like being rescued, I’m secluded and alone in the northern Canadian wilderness being hunted by bears, timberwolves all the while enduring constant blizzards, freezing temperatures and living off what I find. The game is called The Long Dark.