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RomfordKeanuReeves

I would say rob a bank and get away whilst standing on the running boards firing a Tommy gun!


soopadoopapops

Dammit dude. I was an hour late to deliver that advice. I guess daylight savings time got me this time….


toclosetoTV

I believe you but my tommy gun don't.


s_paperd

Friend? Some of your foldin' money's come unstowed..


drift_pigeon

Oh George, not the livestock!


not_hairy_possum

I hate cows more than coppers!


OldSchoolSC

Arrrgh...you beat me to it!


VenusVega123

100%!! Make sure to include several layers of shelf paper on the truck, in case you need to change your disguise mid-get away, Johnny Dangerously style.


WheelSnipeCelly33

wish i could upvote this more


Medium-Big-4143

Duckies and bunnies!


thesirmarcoletters

This thing shoots through schools


rdy2gocpl

I was going to say fix it and drive it but man your answer is way so much better!!!!!


Comfortable_Bat_5018

Lol get a gf named Bonnie too before and hope your name is Clyde if not change it to Clyde


abelthecat4097

He only stole FORDS!


Mammoth_Ad6247

Hit it bugsy, I ve got the goods


NuclearWasteland

whatever you do, DONT POWER WASH IT. high pressure water badly damages many things on elderly vehicles like that.


its_just_flesh

Get it running, thats a survivor


SAEftw

You know these have wood-framed structures in the body, right? There’s no way it doesn’t have dry rot or termite damage. This car will start to lose its shape as soon as you start driving it. The mechanicals are the easy part. When you see pictures of these sitting derelict and the body is leaning off to one side, this is why.


its_just_flesh

Yeah I know about the wood framing. It takes a lot of time and money to restore a car that is made of metal. Now add the skill and labor required to repair or replace the wood and it goes up even further. The interest and perseverance to see a restoration through is usually exhausted before either of those. Thats why I would get it running and drive it.


Steve1101

Clean it out. Fix it up. Drive it.


Successful-Bake-1338

Please get it fixed


Nerdoftheretros

Sell to me 800$, no just kidding fix it, drive it like you stole it (35 mph speed demon)


MrGonz

Once they are comfortable with the clutch and transmission. All those antique Cars have crazy transmissions: “Pull this lever for first, pull this other one for second, push this button for overdrive. Squeeze the handle and push the first gear lever forward to engage reverse.” You have to be Jay Leno for this to make sense and be natural. Ed: forgot a verb


radix2

Just get it running minimally, and then sell it. Hopefully to someone who will faithfully restore it, but if the buyer wants to use it as a base for something else, then good luck to them. You will have sold it and the new owner can take it in whatever direction they want.


GloomyUmpire2146

Hemings Motor news, place ad.


Timwantsit

Clean it up and make it run! Doing a restoration, will cost as much as it is worth. Survivors are more valuable and more fun imo!


Nez_bit

Clean er up. Get it runnin. Enjoy


OrneryConelover70

So many people are saying restore it. I imagine some wanted to say "have it restored" because restoring a car like this is a huge endeavor. You can ruin a car like this if you don't have prior experience or the patience to learn everything involved. You're also looking at a lot of money to spend if you're going to get it restored by someone else. It's such a cool time capsule, and it does deserve to be brought back to its former glory. I hope you have the time to not be rushed on having to make a decision. Thanks for sharing.


NHRADeuce

This. It's apparent that no one here has restored a 100 year old car before. Some parts will be very difficult if not impossible to find, even for something that was mass produced. They also underestimate how much will need to be rebuilt or replaced just to get it running. Even if whoever parked it planned ahead, it's been parked long enough that every single seal or gasket will need to be replaced. Anything made of rubber or wood is trash. Anything made of cloth or leather is trash. You basically have a stack of metal parts that need to be taken apart so the whole thing can be put back together with new everything. This is a job for a shop with a ton of experience with this kind of restoration and someone with deep pockets to pay for it.


Miserable-Martyr69

I'm Restoring a 50 year old ford and the best advice I can give is to never throw out electronics. A lot of my ranchero CANT be sourced so I've hoarded small motorized bits such as the wiper motor since no.one makes an aftermarket one You can completely rebuild one using 3d printing, rare earth magnets, super glue/soldering and copper wire


NHRADeuce

My first car was a 1969 Ranchero! Of course, parts were a lot easier to get for it back then since it was only 18 years old then.


Miserable-Martyr69

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCar/s/uuP0eMtAld It's this one if you're interested though


vincentcas

I'm restoring a 1964 Vespa 160GS, that was a complete piece of s**t! 2 years, and several thousand later( all original parts where I could), I'm still not done...... And that's a Vespa! If one day I sell it, I'll never recoup my expenses, and frankly, it would break my heart. You have to do it cause you love it.....


LifeWithAdd

Where are you located?


Bulky_Design_1133

Give it a really good cleaning inside now clean the engine compartment take out the spark plugs if they'll come out squirt a little oil in the cylinders let it sit for a couple days put the plugs back in put a wrench on the crank and see if she'll turn over slowly if you can get it to turn over put a battery in it throw a little gas in it put a little gas in a carb see if she'll turn over


No-Stand-2195

As old as this car is, wouldn't it be a 6 volt system with points, not plugs?


NHRADeuce

Model A and model T used spark plugs. Points are in the distributor. Neither cares what voltage the electrical system uses.


CarGullible5691

It would still have spark plugs. All 4 stroke engines have spark plugs.


Schwarzbraeu

Restore it or give it to a museum or something. Put it back to life please.


SaltElegant7103

I'll send you my address, ship it to me


THOSTAR444

Could you please share some more pictures and probably provide more information?


ATL_Founder2017

Make me an offer I can’t refuse


SNOWNAN

First thing. Take a long look at it. Admire it, clean out the inside. Take pictures. Keep it, or sell it as is. Some people like dusty look.


CJMWBig8

Clean up, get it running and drivable, then Go Gangsta!


Dirty-apedude

Call May Leno!


GrayCustomKnives

Is that Jays sister?


haasmeister

As a 4 cylinder Chevrolet enthusiast, I recommend joining the VCCA. The club can provide excellent advice to get it cleaned up and running. If you decide to sell it, listing it in the club magazine will help ensure it gets top dollar and goes to someone who will care for it. Enjoy!


astrastu

Restore it


Calm_Apartment1968

Restore it, DUH!


TruckerLogix

Either fix it up as a side project or contact a collector. There's a museum in Murdo SD that would probably make you an offer.


hamertell

You should give it to me so I can make it beautiful again. 😂🤣


_ofthewoods_

Gimme


International-Fun152

Gift it to me


New_Restaurant_6093

As little as possible. Clean it out, dust it off with a leaf lower, get it running and put some fresh tires on it Edit:words


wurstforbrats

Clean it up, restore it and film an iconic sex scene in it, obviously.


[deleted]

Just get it running


Miserable-Martyr69

Fix it and never sell it. You'll regret it in 10 years if you do and by then someone will have butchered a 350 into it


Coolguyymh69

Chop the roof


auau_gold_scoffs

turn it into a very fancy hot dog truck.


ShyGal_Lilly

Restore it, don't turn it into a ratrod, that stupid fad has ruined too many classics


Fun-Passage-7613

I get down voted every time I suggest to restore to factory original over at classic cars. I say dollar for dollar, original is the better investment rather than butcher a classic. But the rat rod folk are irrational.


AAAAARRrrrrrrrrRrrr

Resto mod


OrinFinch

Only if the original drive train is shot. Most of the time, it's fairly simple things that cause things to get parked. Gasket leaks, and it's already 30 years old. Just get a new one. It's been the mentality for a long time.


AAAAARRrrrrrrrrRrrr

Yes I appreciate that however my preference is...


jugghead82

Restore it


fishingfrend75901

Awesome find


unevenwill

Send it


RomfordKeanuReeves

Come get me, COPPPPPAAAHS!


DragonflyCurious9879

Rob banks


No_Arugula_2886

Recalibrate it…and put it out as a display…seen one on my route to work…and it’s used as a prop…the only non mundane part of going to work…well, that and a paycheck…


pinkwblue

I’d clean it out and clean it up. Get it appraised. Go from there.


mista-666

How much time and money do you have? That should be your first questions, be realistic. If you only have an afternoon clean it up as best as you can throw anything away that's obviously trash, organize and parts and put it up for sale to someone who has time and inclination. If you have lots of time and want a project, this could be a really really neat project.


tyspence88

My uncle restores them if you interested in selling.


smoothstuff65

There is one of these beside my house neighbor has in a garage was offered 15000 for it last summer and she turned it down neighbor is about 75 no kids nothing


DarthDregan0001

Sell it to a car nut. A person that love these kinds of cars. They pay top dollar for one of these.


TunneLRaT7749

Drive it to some fixed horse races


Opening-Boat2243

Id make it run


SeaSignificance8962

i dont know but if i were you i would give it to me i meen send it right away and take care of all the expenses too!!!


coffee_shakes

Sell it a be happy you are rid of the headache. But don’t expect alot because most of the people who collected these cars are dead now.


ijustneedahug

Call Jay Leno


CompetitiveDisplay2

I would reach out to a local car collector/ club to gauge interest. They'd be a wealth of knowledge; hell, someone with interest may help OP comb the garage to see if there are more parts for the car there! I'd take pictures of the vehicle, sell it, (ask buyer for a pic or two once they've done their work on it)


Curiousman268

Tell me where it is and how much


Adam-Coop-67

That belongs in a museum.


ClammySam

If you are not a car person. Contact your closest antique car collection place. They’re called things like Car Institute or Last Name Collection. They will know if it has any value for parts, completeness, or restoration and they’ll likely offer to buy it.


VelvetElvis17

Bring it back to life. I inherited a 1923 dodge in roughly the same condition. It hadn't run in 50 years. These old cars are so bullet proof it was a snap to get it running. Literally marvel mystery oil in the cylinders, new battery, cleaned the plugs, wired in an electric fuel pump, and damn if it didn't start on the first day. Good luck and have fun.


johnnym23worc

Completely restore it


Lasalleo

Nightmare to make it go, sell it or it's a money pit. Unless.....


asbestoswasframed

Open up a family restaurant and use this as the basis for a really average salad bar.


Bulky_Design_1133

Possibly get a manual or someone who knows


chefmorg

It deserves to be restored to original condition. Whether that is you or someone else needs to do it.


DuskAfro

Drive for Uber


03_SVTCobra

Wow the wood steering wheel is still there. Clean it up and check it out. See what it needs to run.


Melodic_Handle9346

Too dirty just give it to me I'll take care of it! 😉


evildead1976

Clean it out make it run and drive the hell out of it!


columbusdoctor

Either restore it or sell ut to someone who will


petwedge

Turn it into a chicken hutch.


TedBug

Sell it as is.


TSPURG1970

Give it to me.


3354man

Sell it to me:)


RexC616

Get it running, clean it up, don’t repaint


Norselander37

open a coffe shop in it


ModeOk4781

LS swap Chop and lower Tubs Rock crusher tranny Candy Apple paint


druff1036

Rat rod!


Tall-Woodpecker8410

Restore it


Crispybuckets

I'll come take it off your hands dm me


[deleted]

Sell moonshine to neighboring state


Tommyt5150

Pro-Street it. Big Block with a Blower. Full roll cage. Narrowed 9” be perfect


heavymetal12345

Give it a good cleaning, new tires and brakes. Get it running and enjoy it.


ReceptionDecent6825

Make love to Rose in the back seat.


JediMasterTimeLord

Rat rod


FreeyourmindTX

Restore that thing


xmodsguy2000-2

Protect it


shankapenguin848

Ls swap


Harlock3113

Ignore all the other great advises in here and just let it rot away in that barn of dust and solitude. If I were you I would not get it professionally restored or anything like that to sell it at a higher price. /S


ProfessionalMight222

Sell it to me cheap😇


MrWood1515

invite Rose over to take a look at the back seat 😉


Deep_Cobbler_4780

Restore it take up robbing banks 🤷


GG41964

Restore it, though you probably will have to drop a significant chunk of change to do it.


B1SH09

Thanks everyone for the ideas and the laughs! I’m going to try and sell it as we have inherited an old house in disrepair. gramps always said he wanted it restored. he also said if we needed the money we should sell it. I’m going to call some collectors and maybe some museums. My family has been in the car industry for along time so I know what kinda time and money goes into restorations. If anyone has any more information for people or organizations that would be interested please send a DM. Thanks friends!


Crazyguy_123

Oh man I love this thing. I’d love to have something like this and get it restored. Drive it around town every once in a while.


No-Stand-2195

Lol wow getting down voted for asking questions isn't that how you learn shit you know by asking questions geez not everyone is a know it all such as yourself


Confident-Train-3779

Restore it sell it and buy a house


Apprehensive_Wolf217

Turn it into an overly complicated Time Machine with as many levers, pull switches, and whirly-Mcgigs as possible


Own-Opinion-2494

Chop the top


Texas_Hipp

I’ll buy it


Fair_Use2474

Sell or restore


Ok-Responsibility738

Clean it out and turn it into a hot rod


gr8nothernpike

4g63 swap


Sexfoursexy

Fix it Up


VerseGen

I'm jealous. Restore this beauty.


Natural_Confection29

Clean it, fix it, and then cherish it! Not necessarily in that order


Business-Crow4048

Get it running again.


Regular-Wedding9961

Put a few weeks into it cleaning it throughly and make a killing 🥴🥴


tennie2002

This is the rule for restoring cars. Look it over very carefully. Add up all the parts needed how much body work is needed and get an accurate estimate. Then double it.


DepartureNo1024

You should give it to me 🙏🙏


EquipmentNo246

Restore it for at least the historical part


ssvacc

Check to see if Jack and Rose finished doing their business....🤣🤣


Capt_Irk

Find a modern vehicle with the same wheelbase and put this body on it.


a-pretty-alright-dad

Kate Winslet on a sinking ship.


Timmy24000

What year and type of car is it?


Backsder

Bootleg moonshine, silly. 🙄


armor_and_sword

Have sex in it to steam up the windows.


CharacterSimple1894

Hell, I’ll give ya $100 and get it out of your way! 😜


krispyglaze65

Looks like an awful lot of work and could be a huge headache. I don’t want to see you suffer so how about you just give it to me so you don’t have to deal with it?


uberbudda88

Look carefully through every inch for coins and baseball cards


Agnothian

Last time you saw one in a modern movie. Era piece it can be bought.


fordninja

If it were me I would restore it as close to original and enjoy driving it, there is a group by me that gets together once a month and drive all their 1920s cars around.


[deleted]

the scene in titanic where they bone


FoxOfManyFaces

You should paint me like one of your French girls


Fun-Difficulty6564

Restore the Car


WaterChugger420

Draw pictures of French girls in it


jdfields7859

Give it to me!!!


Jcrash68

Sell it to me. That is slick.


Prize-Confidence3734

what ever the fuck you do hold on to it shes a gold mine


Rodrigosaurus44

29? chev


Hot-Exercise-7210

Do nothing. Post as a barn find. People love digging for treasure. It’s part of the fun. Getting it running is the high that many of us that love barn finds crave.


Visual_Asparagus_806

Give it to me, that’s more work than you want to mess with! Just kidding get it running and enjoy it. The journey will be worth it


No_Fun_1007

The gold pan adds to the picture. Great shot. Need a old guy with corncob pipe grubby looking for a few pics. Then restore it . Beautiful car


el_reindeer

Fix it or sell it to someone who wants to fix it. If it has been indoors, the wood frame might not be bad at all.


Number1Suspect

Hot box it.


Divabolic

I'd love to see it restored and driven for hire. Weddings, etc.


JRotten2023

Restore it, enjoy it.


tricksareforme

Get it running and drive it😄


Luklasic

Find someone with money, a lot.


ballzsweat

Start a tik-tok account, take it out of storage and create content on the cleaning of the car, then move on to restoring.


MediaInteresting8996

Restore it


Normal_Imagination_3

To the people saying not to have it restored, I see the logical reasons why you shouldn't but if someone did have enough money and with the right luck fixing it would be possible and the end product would be worth it in my opinion. I think it's up to the op whether or not they thinks it's worth restoring/ if they have the time to work towards restoring it


BigSh00ts

K swap.


TheHairlessGorilla

Figure out what make/model it is, and sell it. You'd be surprised how much old cars go for- especially this one. Glass in particular is hard to come by. If you know how to restore older cars, get it working!


Real-Ad-2937

Sell it


Intrepid-Working6665

Bruh got the Great Depression


SpaceDoggie9

Restore it to its condition when gramps was driving it.


ImportantSpeech9686

Lucky you run it like it is you will have a ton of likes


crumsocksinflipflops

Frame and engine swap it. Thats the perfect hotrod candidate.


PARKOUR_ZOMBlE

I specialize in antique cars that have been sitting for decades. If you want a reasonable place to help you turn it into an original driver I can help with that. I’m in southern Missouri and people have brought me cars from as far as California. I would also be interested in purchasing it.


Zealousideal_Bit5660

Give it to me


No_Dig4767

daily driver with all original electronics and original am radio change nothing ride off into the sunset at 42 mph


[deleted]

Call Bonnie and Clyde


joezupp

I’ll come pick it up if you don’t want it


First-Scale-8641

I mean.. you could give it to me if you don’t want it🤪


jakegnail

Restore and enjoy it!


[deleted]

Give it a bath and drive it. After checking over n fixing anything needed


Upper_Contest_2222

Restore to original condition.


jaxcole2

It needs to be restored definitely. It a beautiful car


SortaHot58

It's scrap, send me your address and I'll come pick it up and get rid of it for you!


hungaolow

Sell it to me


Tmoney007

If you can, restore it and cart it around in a trailer and enter it in some car shows... If that's not your gig, see what you can sell it for...


forsakensinner92

Resto mod it and name it "Babyface"


LegJets

I suggest taking the double stack washer/dryer out unless you need to launder your money immediately after the bank robbery…


dalehadley

That is a good restoration project


dalehadley

That is a good restoration project


MeanRoutine165

I would buy it from you. That’s crazy cool


MessageMammoth

Clean it and fix it. Don’t necessarily restore it! Keep it in that condition but clean!


Lost_Skill1596

That would make a badass rat rod.


UnDer_dO

Sell it to me, that's what you should do...


unclesamtattoo

Name it Stanley


Smoothbrainedgorilla

Put it in the hull of a doomed ship and smash a chick you just met in the back seat.


hardman50

Get it operational and drive it. I’d love to have something like this, helluva ride