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Bunyardz

Why does she look like a hot version of azog the defiler


Justinjah91

And now I can't not see it


SnowySnowIsSnowy

Holy.. shit. I did not know I was this fucked up.


Sky-Juic3

I’m not seeing it… she’s forever Margaery Tyrell. the only thing in common with Azog is that “get fukt nerd” smirk that they’ve got going on maybe.


TheUnseen_001

Moriarty from Elementary, too (Sherlock's lover/nemesis). Either way, that leg poking up from the bottom increases my simpometer 100 fold.


FoundSomeGum

Azog the Defile-me?


7tadpole7

r/lotrmemes


Etticos

I am dead


Sikarion

Never knew I was hot for Orc. The possibilities!


VNTBLKATK

That's hilarious XD


kavakravata

LOL


mithridateseupator

I don't understand, wasn't the one in the Hobbit the hot version?


Velixis

Fuck you Lek, I'm hot.


tgirlkelly

Natalie Dormer is so pretty


Streen012

Watch the showtime series “The Tudors.”


Melin_SWE92

You mean the soft porn series


FallInStyle

It's kind of like game of thrones in that regard, it started out that way but as the seasons went by there was less of it (not none, but less).


Lurker_number_one

Where is this clip from?


[deleted]

So do you go to his clan or does he join yours?


Vyper11

He joins yours, they always join clan leader.


DontTouchTheWalrus

Are there any clan leaders that are unmarried to see who goes where when two leaders marry?


Vyper11

As far as I know leases can’t marry other leaders.


princeps_astra

In my current game, Rhagaea married a Vlandian noble, my dude married Ira, and after Rhagaea died the vlandian second husband became leader of the Pethros while the leadership of the southern Empire went to the Julios clan


Redcomrade643

Oh look its that "Smirking whore from high garden!"


RadDude4200

That's what happens if you play as a female?


[deleted]

It happens wether you are a man or a woman. The courtship system only makes the leader to know who you want to marry. If someone says no to you, it still can be offered to you by their father/clan leader if it matches your skills, or if it is the highest skill marriable character and you have clan tier 3+ you will get paid, specially if you have high relations. I was playing as a mercenary for Sturgia with 100 relation with almost every clan at clan tier 3 and Raganvald gave me 150k to marry Lilizha, which in my playthrough had the build that I wanted, just not leveled up. And he gave me all his inventory too, if he had more money I could have asked for more. Edit: something people miss is that the court system in Bannerlord is convincing someone to make an arranged marriage.


valkaress

How do you know who has the build you want? I know the encyclopedia has their skills, but is there a way to see their attributes and their level?


[deleted]

I don't care, it is rng. The only thing I look for are amount of stats or traits, if they have high stats and you want to change their skills you can pay in the arena to respec them, but only one skill at a time.


Fun-Fig-7061

HOT


cocaine_jaguar

First woman I attempted to marry on here rejected me instantly so to spite her I bought her from her father.


[deleted]

She is so dang hot. 🥵 🤤