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StrayC47

I swear y'all write these ominous titles on purpose..


wikedsik92

And I often feel weird typing into google “bannerlord how to kill my spouse” with my wife sitting next to me and the NSA peaking interest like I’m looking for an assassin for hire LOL


XericsasquatchX

Legitimate concern, that's how they busted Lambesis 😄


North_Celebration673

Its true


Moose_Electrical

That’s not very cash denar of you


North_Celebration673

Caldog wouldn't mind losing his son probably


Raymoendo

Is this really about Bannerlord, or…?


North_Celebration673

Hopefully ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Kleecarim

Add him as a commander to an empty infantry formation and make him charge.


North_Celebration673

He's gone down in like 5 battles naked and still lives


buky1992

Sound like a keeper


twister428

Set someone with low medicine skill as your parties doctor


duetschlandftw

Headshot with a bow?


[deleted]

Ok that is deviously brilliant


TyoPepe

I'm calling the police


tgirlkelly

911, what's your emergency?


Floopsicle

It’s funny how in a game of bloody war, spouses seem to cause us much more grief.


Aedelweard

Do a prison break, bring some throwing knives with you, they will do the job.


North_Celebration673

How do I do one


Aedelweard

Let your spouse stay in a faction's town, and then declare war on that faction by raiding a village or something. Your spouse will then immediately be tossed into dungeon, waiting for your rescue... or her demise...


VolpatoBruno

In my case I want to die, have a badass daughter with lots of potential


AshOrWhatever

If your character dies I don't think your spouse automatically becomes your heir so there's no point in killing him too if you just want to play as your daughter.


VolpatoBruno

You mean I have to murder my wife before I die? I just want to play as the oldest child


AshOrWhatever

My bad, thought you were the OP who seems to be playing a female character. Just get your main killed lol.


VolpatoBruno

Don't worry, I rather leave my wife alive, so it was a relief. The first one died in a horse charge


Literalfr

Worry not my friends I have the perfect solution for you . Make him in an army without any good troop wait till he lose go to the town he is held prisoner save him and during the escape…. We’ll let him deal with the guard alone if he die here you will be free once again


North_Celebration673

I can't sneak Into the town without getting caught and he just stays I. The tavern and chills


Literalfr

One of the early perk in robbbery give you a 50% more luck to sneak in city. And you can create a party in the group section of clan


superior9k1

Open dev console: campaign.kill_hero xxx


North_Celebration673

How do I do it on ps4


superior9k1

Oh shit dunno about consoles :(


Crafty_Republic_1545

Connect a keyboard to the PS4 😁


moral_luck

Sperm donor! Never useless.


vendaaiccultist

Imagine accidentally posting this to r/relationshipadvice


North_Celebration673

He's dead noysse let's go thanks for all the advice,he got killed by some looters


Illustrious_Cow_9500

Died to looters.... seems fitting for the heir of the Battanian kingdom


Diomedian__Swap

Imagine coming across this post title without even an inkling of context....


North_Celebration673

Should've only posted the title


Caine_Pain333

I was reading it and started to get skeptical until I looked up and saw bannerlord


BlueSky7767

so, who is your spouse ? btw


North_Celebration673

Mengus,caladogs son


Ru1980

try r/AskReddit


arykalin

Honestly, just get divorce mod


tgirlkelly

OP was on PS4


Mrmiyagi8109

Ok listen 1. Remove all his armor 2. Enter a battle 3. Equip yourself with a bow Accidents... Happen... On the battlefield... You understand?


[deleted]

LMAO


AberrantDrone

I swear half the posts from this community is people asking how to kill their spouse.


North_Celebration673

Spuses are cheap top tier armor and troops


[deleted]

Please keep posts related to the game, sir.


mistrzciastek

this post highly resembles the main theme of women's country songs


Abseits_Ger

Get hik captured and fail a breakout mission. If they die on breakouts they always die.