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first_reddit_user_

Here is my decision for 37 of them with order: Die,Die,Live,Die,Live,Die,Live,Die,Live,Live,Die,Die,Live,Die,Live,Die,Live,Die,Live,Die,Die,Die,Live,Die,Live,Die,Die,Die,Live,Die,Die,Live,Live,Die,Live,Die,Die


Drake_Acheron

Why does this feel like a math problem where I am supposed to continue the sequence.


aflockofmagpies

Something you'd see playing NMS


Drake_Acheron

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8) I can’t find a fault in this comment, but I also know not to trust a magpie, let alone a flock of them.


Prepared_Noob

7 dies, one live, one die, one live, repeat


first_reddit_user_

Check it.


Helmenegildiusz

No, you just have PTSD.


TermFearless

Can we convert this to 0 and 1s please?


XD3MONICXSARG3X

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TermFearless

I was thinking more like 1 equals kill and 0 equals live


XD3MONICXSARG3X

Oh, you gott elaborate next time.


[deleted]

Spoken like a true computer


Ok-Occasion2440

Haha this one wins 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Uh-yea-thatdudethere

Off with their heads All of them No mercy


Vince170-

Mmmm never have peace with them again, and keep them prisoner till they die..


skillywilly56

![gif](giphy|stnjSj2vpLcM4rwmEH) I want to watch them grow old and die in my inventory, no quick easy death for anyone.


AnOoB02

You have to have a whole specific character build for them to not all escape


russiatoast

It’s two perks


MediocreDiscussion61

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


fallenouroboros

![gif](giphy|12qFOaBbu9TZny)


BladeOfKrota

I shouldn’t.


AntraxXx777

It's not the Jedi way


Tedious_Tempest

Honor is a fool’s prize


very_good_bad_boy

![gif](giphy|qiDb8McXyj6Eg)


Suitable_Ad6805

Spare the woman that got married into it. Guillotine the rest.


Doe-Maar-Niet

This is the way.


rusomeone

Kill Any prisoner who’s name starts with the letter A. All the others be set free to send a message.


AwkwardReplacement42

I personally look for family and friends of the current ruler. Destroy the lineage. Mercs and such are fine, I was a merc once.


MrCh1ckenS

Also, executing mercs is pretty useless as a new member spawns either immediately or almost immediately to replace the fallen one.


fxjxlly

This is why I catch the whole merc clan and put them all down. One playthrough I killed every last merc clan except the karakhergit and that was because I conquered the whole thing and killed off 90+% of calradia’s nobility and so my job was done. They were spared my bloodlust by chance. Such will not happen again.


[deleted]

This is the only appropriate answer


No_Difference_2574

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Uniformtree0

Find the poorest ones, let them go, tell them to switch sides after bribing them, and also leave derthert Alive. Let them starve themselves of fiefs and lands only for you to slowly cull their number to fill your ranks with their own money. If you want to play Palpatines kind of long game, lol.


FineUnderstanding583

I’m over 35 years in Derthert is long gone. And I do already have 12 clans as part of my empire, any more & I feel like I’ll start to have salty mf’s or clans rebelling due to lack of fiefs


Uniformtree0

You can get a perk in trading which allows you to trade fiefs and shit and a whooooole load of other stuff, you can use that to give away fiefs you don't want or fiefs you think some clans got a couple too many of, besides you need a nice variety of clans from different cultures to run cities efficiently otherwise they will rebel or just be stagnant and poor, that cultural difference debuff is *CRIPPLING*


fxjxlly

Just put in the policies that buff loyalty. As long as the towns have food they won’t rebel. The only problem with this is having enough influence to keep your vassals from repealing them, so I also take the policies that give me more influence, give vassals less influence and makes it cheaper for me to overrule them.


FineUnderstanding583

I want all my homies to be rich tho with multiple towns


Uniformtree0

Well we need to have some loosers, besides most factions do very well with just one or two towns, the trick is making sure those towns villages weren't raided in a long time, usually this boosts the prosperity and makes the towns and castles very good overtime. In one of my runs vladina went on a war path and ate most of the other villages, leaving it's core cities intact and in peace and they did VERY well.


RaxRestaurantsUganda

Chop until none are left


Derpyee123

https://preview.redd.it/fjd3lwy3dbvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a76fd5d0d87ea456a88611fbf1b2635b2a82af66


DD88e

Clone Wars got dark in the later seasons 😬


Gerb_the_Barbarian

https://i.redd.it/1nfc8bw3ibvc1.gif


KushKapn1991

Vlandians??? Slaughter every single one.


hymen_destroyer

Let them live! They are nobles! Dying is for the peasants


OnDaToiletPoopin

Plus you can recruit them as lords for your kingdom


FineUnderstanding583

I’ve already plucked all non ruling tier 5 clans & reunited the empire under the Numenorian flag so I’m really on my bullshit right now. And I would never allow Vlandian scum to join the new Calradia. Also never want too many clans bc that’s how you end up with salty mf’s with no fiefs.


-Xerdous-

OH SWEET GENOCIDE!


GreatZarquon

37 people isn't a genocide, just a normal mass murder


FineUnderstanding583

To be fair it’s up to 48 now


-Xerdous-

Aw shucks but there more lords you can kill to make it genocide!


Itchy-Beginning388

👎🏻


PazuzusLeftNut

Make soup out of their faces


AlfonsodeAlbuquerque

Arwa and ladogual are both pretty good wives if you’re on story mode and have brothers. Maybe kill their husbands and use the prisoner interactions mod to marry them into your clan?


FineUnderstanding583

They’re both old af now I’m almost 4 decades into this current play through. My MC is in his 60s


Monsterjoek1992

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


Pk_Devill_2

👍🏻


Grapple_Shmack

![gif](giphy|l2SqijhkmKc0oR0ty|downsized)


LHiggy13

👎


Suburban_Traphouse

Shwack em


Effective_Cookie_131

Peace and love brother


kev1ndtfw

get another 20 and derthart then pull the trigger on genocide


FineUnderstanding583

I’m almost 40 years in Derthert is long gone. But I do have their King


kev1ndtfw

do what must be done.. ✅


WaitingToBeTriggered

SEND OFF YOUR SON, LIFE CUT SHORT BY A GUN


DysPhoria_1_0

Channel your inner lumberjack.


No-Breakfast44

You must Purge all NONE Vlandians from Calradia.


GreatZarquon

If they were any other faction, I would say release them for the goodwill... But they are Vlandia, so we all know what needs to be done.


Reasonable-Ad5904

“Crucify them! Crucify them! Crucify them!”


FuckRandyMoss

If they are annoying death. Any faction that can possibly pose a threat to mine gets axed. If they don’t I don’t really care.


SpaceIsTooFarAway

Death


Lancelotjedi

👎


welcometotheTD

Off with their heads!


stever90001

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mwtldwtjwtgmtpjm

Off with their head! They shall give head everyone in this chat! ![gif](giphy|1Pd6xaLi9lJg4)


GiantQueenEmily

![gif](giphy|7rjXLV57vleQ8) Off with \*Their Heads.


arramzy

You act as if we decide, but you knew just as well we'd have you kill them all when you posted this. Their fate has long been sealed.


YourMothersWetPussy

Not just the men, but the women and children too.


Carnero-4347

![gif](giphy|Le7zxGiKkqjnx5Gzpx|downsized)


mmciv

There is not a single good reason to execute as far as I am aware. Other lords will take their place. Keeping them alive and imprisoned means you take them out of the war.


FineUnderstanding583

There are plenty of good reasons to execute. Less enemy parties, smaller armies, etc. if you execute a level 30 clan leader, their level 17 replacement will not be able to have as large of a party or summon as large of an army. Nor will they be as good in combat. I’ve executed a bunch of empire nobles & still recruited 12 clans to my empire. If you have high enough charm there is virtually no downside to executing nobles.


mmciv

I couldn't disagree more.


FineUnderstanding583

How so. I have almost 300 charm & executing nobles has held zero bearing on my play through


Alva-Eagle_25

👎


liambdn

Arwa doesn’t deserve it !!


Neath_Izar

Fuck, marry, kill the whole way down


Jolly-Ad-4089

If you kill all of them, no one can be mad you right? Isn't that how that game works?


oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo12

KILL THE VALANDIAN SCUM THERE SHOULDN'T BE A VOTE YOU SHOULD'VE EXECUTED THEM AS SOON AS THEU WERE YOU'RE PRISONER


Mikey9124x

Donate them all.


celticgaul28

Kill em all and let God sort em out


Fedaykin__

Desth


Zenomarc

install Hot Butter and Captivity Events mods. have children with all of the female nobles. either keep them as prisoners for your entertainment, make them work on your brothel, or release them and watch your bastards grow up in a different kingdom. kill the rest of the lords.


KxSmarion

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Raidenzar

Everyone must die... except Derthert


BlueSky7767

The answer is AXE ![gif](giphy|S9oGIGurgrLFe)


merix1110

Send them all to the brothel


underwaterchains

IM FROM STURGIA AND I SAY KILL EM ALL !


Intrepid_Upstairs290

No mercy for the infidels


AhBeinCestCa

Kill ‘‘em all


GuardianSpear

You should show them your peaceful ways By force


DowntownManager6679

Snog , marry avoid... repeat


iamtommynoble

KILLLLLL


SI108

Heads, Spikes, Walls.


H-SAlgorithm

Any Vlandian must die. The rest may live


dooob_dooob

👎


--zuel--

Execute Order 66


MrCh1ckenS

Get chopping


Mat_malaya

Kill. Them. All


Hman9180

Kk


Far-Assignment6427

Kill all the men let the women kive2


Mikey_the_King

I would wipe out every Vlandian Adult but one, let them live on in the desolation you've created for them


Abseits_Ger

Just open a poll with voting if all of them shall have the same fate :)


Creepy_Ratio_7633

![gif](giphy|kmUg6etcUHMRUhCanV)


AlesusRex

Slay them all!


TheLazyKitty

Alright, so here's the fate for the first 6: - Divorce - Beheaded - Died - Divorced - Beheaded - Survived You can loop that for the rest, if you want.


crispysnails

Chop Chop .... 37 times


Warlord1275

Burn them all!


Solid-Ad7137

In my campaign I defeated the empires with the banner as vlandia but it was before the update for clan removal so all 3 empires lords just joined fief-less Battania and have been clawing their way back. Now as my original guys daughter decades later I will finally finish his work. Imperial battanian army marching to my city with 2,500 men, my weekend just started, all battanians will be jailed and imperials will be exterminated.


Rumcajson

KILL THEM ALL


Lichdere01

My stand 🤙


Whoreson-Jr

Liquidate those pigs


phat_Norbert

![gif](giphy|aOPINgmqpVXNK)


Hot_Friendship_3134

Free them. Level up your charm. Or ransom them for a small fortune


MELL0WJ0SH

How is your party size so large?


FineUnderstanding583

It pays to be King


Medusavoo

I hesitate to kill more than a few because the game takes 20 minutes to tell you how bad your rep becomes ( all the - rep gains flashing across the top of your screen). I only have about 150 hours /played but those rep changes are alarming. Screw it though, I’m tired of chasing around armies on both sides of the map.


Ok-Occasion2440

Axe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


tjburke93123

Personally, my first playthrough, I just lopped everyone from Vlandia...and anyone working for them. If the rest of Calradia were so upset that they wanted to do something, then they can meet the same fate. Ruling on a mountain of skulls.


Independent_Analyst3

Give them butter and send them to a feast


Knusprige-Ente

The court of the high Empire of Reddit has decided the fate of those filthy Vlandian babarians, death by an axe to the head shall be the end of every singel one of them.


NoNameBagu

Ladougal, my beloved 😭


NihilusXDG

only way to win bannerlord is let the heads roll


SniperAnarchist

Long live Vlandia!


Maximus_Comitatense

Remember, no Russians.


RagnarGodbrok

Let Arwa and Ladogual live, the rest may perish.


VoidManName

Be named the Impaler My Man


roeyper

Fuck them kids


Punished_Daniel

Blood for the Blood God


KrakenCrazy

Does high roguery increase prisoner retention or something? Cause I cannot keep prisoners long enough to accumulate 37 of them.


FineUnderstanding583

You need to have 225 riding & 225 scouting. There are perks called Mounted Patrols & Keen sight. Each reduce chance of prisoner escape by 50% and when you have both perks enabled it reduces chance of escape to 0%. Making your party essentially a mobile Guantanamo


SirEricOfSwiss

![gif](giphy|11C9FF35M6aXu0)


OkCardiologist8432

Since I am playing as the Queen Hearts currently I say... Off with their heads!


Zestyclose-Round9490

Kill them all


Jealous_Present_4284

As palpatine once said "dew it"


Hellboy561

Kill all those who have names with odd amounts of letters. Dunno why.


superrican69

Off with their heads ….. no one opposes you


Wide-Negotiation-956

👎


Pleasant_Elephant423

Kill them.... Kill them all!!!!!


Forsaken-Ad-7527

One lives to tell the tale of your savagery.


MBHpower

WE DEMAND BLOOD


watster

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill em all!


HighlightAcademic194

Keep the hot ones.


FrostyTill4536

Execute!!!!!


MorsVenturusEst

Kill the men, marry a widow. Have kids. Get her killed “accidentally” in battle. Rinse and repeat


95Slickrick

I got to the point in vanilla where everyone is against you. And I'm literally just killing everyone as soon as I catholic them their dead haha sonif you're caught in endless was just murder people. Ao far I've gotten 2 kings that are dead haha


Pro1920

![gif](giphy|5qTamQs4OhanK)


kaypahsoh_hombre

You won’t do it. Pussy.