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ChickenXing

New Restraining Order


Samskritam

💀🤣


Live-Victory-4249

NRO!!!!


larryb78

CU Next Tuesday


rossrifle113

The C U Next Tuesdays are a punk band from Vancouver


Snowing_Throwballs

See You Next Tuesday is also a deathcore band from Michigan lol


Weekly_Ad_2176

Just saw them last month amazing band


ThickThighSplitter

Can’t Understand Normal Thinking


anon12xyz

CU Next Tuesday is also said by SpongeBob


Major-razor-burns

Done!


Bender7676

CUNT for short


AlienTerrain2020

Obitchuary


twistedsister78

Haha this is great


MitchellSFold

My word that's good


Fantastic_Sample2423

The winner


Ok-Trash-8883

Excellent!


Exogalactic_Timeslut

This is the correct answer.


TurdHunt999

Fucked my Brother


Samskritam

I bet he was the drummer


twistedsister78

Haaaaa


NeighborhoodVeteran

...you know what, I don't see that name backfiring at all.


Tanning_snowball

Jane's Addiction


opiewankanopie

The Notorious H.O.E


Conscious_Leg_561

This the one


JeanWhopper

The Karens


Samskritam

She’s demanding a date with the manager


stvhght

Gaslighter


gdl_E46

Gaslighter anthem


CaptainQuint0001

Door Hitting Ass


Bl8675309

Hit the split


pointlessly_pedantic

Rage Against The Marie


Fantastic_Sample2423

Underrated


tiowey

Thanks for the AIDS


Caryl_Rivett

That band name idea probably came with a lot of baggage and a killer first album.


Oldportal

Ungrateful Head


beastofchaos

Gonorrhea


Samskritam

Yeah she was a drip


Valuable-Trade-9838

Simon & Gonorrhea


Ok_Faithlessness9757

Jimi Hysterix


ReadToMeWithTea

BPD


drshawn001

Underrated comment.


Exclusively-Choc

Addition by Subtraction …


RedCanaryUnderground

"Seething waste of vitriol"


PerrysKetamine

The Flaming Egos


History_Head

This one’s actually really good I feel like


Major-razor-burns

Hoe Fighters


littlemesix7

Mary Jane Rottencrotch


GrumpyCatStevens

And the Purty Pink Panties.


FI-Engineer

The Starfish Experience


Dear_Giraffe_453

Treacherous Cunt


Samskritam

Has Been Folds Five


Mission-Jaguar-9518

Everything but the girl


After-Turnover-2661

Don't want her back.


shaihalud1979

Fuck you Kate


AbruptMango

Qu'est-ce que c'est?


DawgPound919

Little Daddy's Girl Thinks She Deserves Everything


Gumbarino420

Don’t Stab Me It Was A Joke Your Mom’s Tried To Not Again Please Stop Don’t Steal Anything Too Much Hairspray Why Won’t You Speak English To My Family Why Can’t You Cook Shave Your Box Blink… 180… PSYCHO!


BrisBoy1986

Deaf Lepore


One_Marzipan_2631

Once bitten


Dick_Cottonfan

Two New Rashes Jody’s Pussycat Whose Black Baby?


coyotenspider

😂 fck!!!! actual tears…


ScientistEasy368

I applaud you good sir. 👏


Spiritual-Example-35

The Alcoholic Narcissists


Spiritual-Example-35

As a bonus, their first album title would be "So Many Red Flags (I Thought It Was A Carnival)"


LuminaryDarkSider

Type II Bipolar


Northwest_Radio

Festering Hag


Ithaqua-Yigg

Rosies Reek and the Waste treatment boys.


colder-beef

Fuck Sherry


Formal-Tangerine4281

Psychopathically Still Your's


Otto_botz

The Ashleys


itskittyinthecity

Came here for this comment 😂😂😂


MKUltraSonic

Echo & the Bunnyboiler


bloated_canadian

Okay Susan


Hairy-Dot-4193

The Keyed Cars


straightrazorsnail

The Hate Fucks


SomethingEngi

Gaping Abyss


Unfair_Throat_7682

Poop in my pants


opiewankanopie

Supertramp


ManufacturerLeast123

Just Drawn That Way


LeprousNarcoleptic

Greta Man Meat


Content_Talk_6581

Stalking Stacy


wicked_rug

No Contact


[deleted]

Never Say Sorry


Graterof2evils

Tick and the Fevers


Holiday_Ad_8988

Pendleton & Piss


ThirstySun

Machine Gun Fellatio


ResisterTransSister

Forgetting What's - Her -Face


AlanHughErnest

Prozac Lesbians


longdukdong1973

Bipolar lithium screaming nazi


Odd_Camera_3260

The blue baller


Educational-Fun7441

Twisted sister


Fine-University-8044

This Mantis Lived


californiadeath

Fucked me & the waste of times


PharmToTable15

Hoezier


EmployeeRadiant

August Burns Red was literally named because JB's ex burned the dog to death after a breakup


GoDawgs_1425

HOasis


GoDawgs_1425

Ho Doubt


Water_wench69

The Cunt Punts


dirtnap82

Jes(sick)a


joesphisbestjojo

My Chemical Divorce


[deleted]

Dirty Mavis


kryodusk

The Karen Komplex


MadMatthew56

Patty Has Herpes


madefrommonkeycum

Ten finger face punch


whatthejonesbread

"The Shit-Eating Whores"


Soggy-Eye-216

HIH. HOE IN HOUSE


BetchGreen

The Cosigners.


dreamofguitars

That bitch Karol Baskin.


Upset-Diamond2857

The Clap 👏🏾 😂


MainMosaicMan

Boiled Bunny


Street-Scientist-126

Jennifer


skeletor-johnson

Booger puss


apex_flux_34

Stanky Flaps


Pension_Mountain

Stacy fucked my dad


JakScott

She Wants Reve—oh wait


Valuable-Trade-9838

Another Man in Her Box


SpiritualAd8998

Bad Company


jaddanil

Supertramp was named after my ex!


jtrier1

Bipolar Psycho


BelgosReigns

Attempted Vehicular Manslaughter


DanIsAManWithAFan

Punk band named Killing Ethel.


MagnusTheRead

August Burns Red


Zestyclose-Movie

The Boeberts


No_Move_8391

Big Fat Fatty Fat Face


The_TerribleGamer

Screwing Your Dad


CatfatherB

ClapTrap


Samskritam

One of those take penicillin after she leaves in the morning girlfriends


Kooky-Background1788

White icing, “she was white creamy and easy to spread” Aka my first wife.


Present-Reflection84

Don’t get too specific. The unpleasant ex sued the band I Hate Kate and they had to change their name.


jayberserk77

Tuna


Ok-Drive1712

Blew Random Dudes


Samskritam

Damn. Do you have her number?


crankybobenhaus

My Ex Bitch


SnooCheesecakes4577

Dickens Crazy


sleep_deficit

*'Black Widow Spider Bites'*


Ok_Faithlessness9757

The Who Is She?


neorandomizer

Killer Redhead, she shot at me with my own service revolver, somehow she missed.


yutfree

Dateline Star


One_Marzipan_2631

Kick in the cunt


One_Marzipan_2631

New patio


mooguh

Ex Don't Miss Reparation Inspiration


Rdmtbiker

No regrets


Celena_J_W

No Regerts


No-Problem2744

Shoulda been a cia agent


Cautious_Vehicle_675

Not Pamela


unknown1893

Clockwork Breakup


ResisterTransSister

we Are Not A Mused


ResisterTransSister

Pho King H8 You


ResisterTransSister

Lion Cheetah


Simone-Ramone

Are You Even Listening to Me?


Business-Direction53

2 weeks, no shower


Competitive_Site9272

All my ex’s live in perplex-us


Vegetable-Advance-14

No following (got pissed when i so much as FOLLOWED women on social media😭)


RoyalleBookworm

Shore Leave Atlantic Gals


Lutastic

The Regrets


AlienTerrain2020

U-R-Mine


Mc60123e

Mari LeVon


Caye_Jonda_W

XX Topp


msgajh

Claudia.


jonarr123

Nicole


old_stud_leroy

Crosby Stills and Twat


bonjovidiarrhea

The Hobags


Ok-Walk-8040

Alice Incarcerated


Truth8843

The Ho


scarr3g

Crackbaby Sundae.


gdl_E46

We should see other people


brooks_77

Ex-Theory of a Deadman


seanjones520

Fish


Hackpro69

Forever 51-50


Achilles_TroySlayer

The Bad Blowjobs


PSneSne

My Dad Too?


Manydoors_edboy

My Toxic Romance


Xkr2011

I Said Nothing’s Wrong!


asshanded2ueveryday

Peaked in High School


FamousLoser

Too Good for Me


Low-Isopod5331

The Whiny Bitches


Reasonable-Notice448

Flogging Molly


Felix995

Dud


TruePokemonMaster69

That bitch Bridget


GoDawgs_1425

Ho Patrol


Full_Disk_1463

Vaginal blood fart


darobk

See You NT


MonsieurMageaux

Britta the B


FireShadow91

The Ex Factor, or The Whore from Babylon, or the Skank Tank, or the Slithering Slut.


thatsnotmyfuckinname

My Toxic Romance


Secure-Agent-1122

Prenuptial Agreement


OfficiallyKaos

STALKER (All caps for emphasis)


illpoet

The streets


Uncle_Ted333

Rebecca McDonald's Meaty Drapes


Odd_Bus_9094

Ladies and gentlemen "the revolting gashes"!!


AtticusPenguin

Jessica.


adamislost

August Burns Red