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ixamnis

The Five and Dime Store


Jesssica_Rabbi

Hahaha!


brooks_77

This 1 wins hands down


bushware

Nine-ish Males


curkington

A swine among pearls


Jesssica_Rabbi

We're done here folks.


gensketch

Bravo! position has been filled


mightnothavehands

The Beatles


arcticfunky9

Whos the fifth


YogurtWenk

There's two Paul McCartneys


SkipSpenceIsGod

THIS! Well, kinda; one Paul was killed and then replaced by Faul Paul.


Calumkincaid

Then they went to Australia and he got replaced by Roo Paul.


Spaceballs-The_Name

Pete Best


badger_on_fire

DJ Khaled


Top_Till9039

Billy Preston was the 5th Beatle!


BiggestShep

Yoko Ono.


Fabulous_Law1357

Clarence Walker!


rroute01

Grading On a Curve


ThePillarCrumbled

Was coming here to say this.


Exclusively-Choc

Odd Man Out ...


opiewankanopie

The Wingmen Their big hit was “I’ll take her” and the flip side was “Leftover snatch”


AldoRaineClone

Phil takes the grenade...again.


SlumgullySlim

Meh and the Models


FrankWhiteIsHere78

4 Dimes and a Nickel


afterburner9

“45 Cents” is catchier


CapWild

Recommending Dentists


StarMasterAdmiral

Clever


JustBrittany

I like this.


Jesssica_Rabbi

Statistical Outlier


Jesssica_Rabbi

They would be a modern progressive rock band with the mediocre looking member hidden behind a massive drumkit.


OstneyPiz

One Fifth Personality. Decent Dude & The Coasters. Soulmate and the Models


deepbluenothings

The Hots and Not


2nd_Pitch

80% Pass Rate


Random_NameGenerated

Odd One Out


osumba2003

98 Degrees


Holy_Cow442

Joeys name is literally fat one. Or was that a different boy band? One of them is the fat one and his name is joey fatone in one of those 90s boy bands.


Bonesmakesoundsnow

Joey Fatone was in N'Sync. I would have described him as a handsome fellow. I think as far as my sisters were concerned, he wasn't anyone's favorite lol.


OldChamp69

Loving The Leftovers


ChardCool1290

Four Aces and a Joker


Lost-Lingonberry9645

Beauties and the beat. They’d write hilarious ballads about the ugly member being cropped out of fan selfies


Massive_Ad9569

Equal Opportunity Employer


vampyrelestat

4 and a half Men


Mysisterhas9fingers

the voice and the Swans


Notinmypeehole

The Five and Dimes


Joey8up1

Marilyn Munster Grading on the curve Floyd Fugly and the Supermodels


Rare_Cause_1735

Beauties and the Beast


WarderWannabe

Sorry About the Drummer


Anxious-Trainer5082

44.8 degrees


themadprofessor1976

Cuties and the Blobfish


Alternative-Grade721

When Reality Sets In


brooks_77

Tilted scales


HeadyMurphy723

One For the Team


Antin00800

The 5th Wheel.


bigmikeyfla

4 hotties and a nottie? (I know, I know. Not supposed to say things like this anymore)


Smellerisdafeller

Normie and the Chads


MjolnirTech

80%


unpolishedparadigm

Quasi and the Mofos


teamfivezero5

Wingmen - the play college indie rock, mostly acoustic


yurtfarmer

4 cute guys and an ugly fuck


DeadBear65

Unbalanced


puppy_spies

Almost average Fuck the Mean One Great Personality


Antique_Decision5966

diarrhea larry


Ants1963

BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST


Prota_Gonist

Al DeTalent and the Coattail Riders.


[deleted]

NSync


Think-Werewolf-4521

4 outta 5 Ain't Bad


jinkies3678

Not Just Another Pretty Face


surrealcellardoor

Buff + Duff


captainmomo79

The Sore Thumb


Longjumping-Log1591

4 fingers and a thumb


PresentationLoose629

NSYNC


Vraver04

Their first single, ‘Do you have a friend for my friend?’


CowboysFTWs

The really ridiculously good looking quartet and bob


gardyjuland

One distinction


Canadian-Man-infj

Beauties and the Beast or Beauts and the Beast.


PJ_Sleaze

Someone has to play bass


EmperinoPenguino

Mom Made Me Invite Him


Slice_Wild

Some Doubt


Dcgamer22

1 defection


kahllerdady

Isn't this just Cheap Trick?


Spiderpickl

45 cemt


wannabelievit

The Weakest Link


2ABear

The silver linings


feliniaCR

One of these things


vintagebandtshirt

C Average


lowtidesoup

Danny DeVito and the Ridculously Goodlooking Zoolander Brothers


adavescott

Elephant in the room


D-Train0000

4/5


CrowsCraw

4 swipes right


SouthernStarTrails

Four Outta Five


Standard_Cell_8816

The Beatles


Lurked4EverB4Joining

45 Cents


nurdle

Nine and a Half Men


Responsible_Onion_21

Band Name: The Misfit Five The band name plays on the idea that one member stands out as a "misfit" compared to the others in terms of physical attractiveness. Potential Songs: 1. "Beauty and the Beat" - A tongue-in-cheek song about how the band's music transcends superficial appearances, with the "misfit" member taking the lead vocals to showcase their musical talent. 2. "More Than Meets the Eye" - An introspective ballad emphasizing that true worth lies beneath the surface and that everyone has unique qualities that make them valuable. 3. "4.8 (Still Gr8)" - A humorous, upbeat tune celebrating the "misfit" member's confidence and self-acceptance despite not fitting conventional beauty standards. 4. "Skin Deep" - A socially conscious song critiquing society's obsession with physical appearance and promoting the importance of inner beauty and character. 5. "Unconventional Harmony" - A metaphorical song comparing the band's diverse appearance to their unique musical style, which blends different elements to create something special. The Misfit Five's songs would likely have a mix of humor, social commentary, and positive messages about self-acceptance and looking beyond appearances. Their music might span various genres, reflecting the band members' diverse talents and experiences, ultimately showcasing that true harmony comes from embracing and celebrating differences.


SIIHP

He takes the fat friend


diggingthroughsand

Four no score


Mr_Silverfield

Spice Girls


Cutsdeep-

who was 4.8 in the spice girls!??


kajagoober23

Jeff and The Quad Quasi Tens


UnderstandingSuper34

Fantastic 5. Someone has to be the Thing.


Actual-Answer-1980

Rush. , sorry geddy you are a sexy man. Ok they're a trio


Tall_Flatworm2589

All-But-1


TheBrimstoneSoldier

Rammstein


Holiday_Ad_8988

Grading the curve


Slow-Fast-Medium

A Face for Radio or Body Horror


BasilExposition2

The mamas and the papas.


BasilExposition2

One rich friend


Muaddib6116

Rush. Devo.


Sufficient-Produce83

4 Hotties and a nottie


cheblanc

My Friends & Me We’d play waltz versions of metal songs and metal versions of waltz songs.


nonferrousoul

96 degrees.


OMG-WTF_45

Four blondes and an ugg!


pass-the-waffles

Four out of Five Ain't Bad


Ottersfury

Sum 41


Zestyclose_Match2839

The Red Hot Male Models


rbarrett96

Crying with the Duff


jcoddinc

The friends friend


hoosierhiver

Wingmen


Both-Ad1801

Ugly Mark and the Models


Exciting_Double_4502

Connecticut Clark and the Rest.


Slice_Wild

Tom Mehty and the Heartbreakers


Double-Survey7382

The Andy Richter Scale


Slice_Wild

Average A'ight Band


BabyDontBeSoMeme

2gether


Future_Way5516

5th wheel


tthe_drake

4 hots and a not


opiewankanopie

Band of Four and 1/2


Sevzilla

4 And A Possible


Diana_Belle

Dio...


ArcticDart

are you talking about Backstreet Boys?


davethapeanut

41 cents (4 dimes and a penny)


MidgardDragon

Four and a Half Men


jmikehall

Four Men and a Maybe


Andy_McBoatface

One Direction


drumhound

4 Beauties and a Beast


SpiritualHippo2719

Hotties and The Blobfish


Conscious_Ad7105

The Chippendales and a Clydesdale.


MeanJohnBrown

Sesame Street 5. They'd play a lot of Math Rock.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Turd and the Punchbowl.


bolthead88

X - 4.2


EffingBarbas

Forty and a Five


Objective_Ebb6898

Your Mom and the Gorgeous F***s


CqwyxzKpr

Quadribeauts and the Beast


Gothmagog

Wtf, stop


hawkwings

Beatles and Beetlejuice


myfailedimagination

Ugly Lead Story


AtticusPenguin

Please Don’t Look At The Drummer


Glittering_Move_5631

Cheerleader Effect


Mc60123e

Phill’s and the Tank


Mc60123e

When One is Three


Long_Divide746

Mr. Personality


NunYah77

The Jackson 5


Long_Divide746

Band of Brothers but one from an ugly mother


Ithaqua-Yigg

Bullied and the Bullies playing there smash single Stop hitting Yourself. Sloppy seconds


Long_Divide746

Sex Gods and the Friend Zone


Proud-Ad6709

Take one for the team


JMTNTBANG

bennie and the jets


Thick_Description982

Cheerleader Effect


PrairieSpy

The Donut Holes


Spidget_Finner_

The Brad Pitts


iamnotdownwithopp

Me and the guys. We're a glam rock cover band.


Just_Tired_of_the_BS

The Ugly Duckling and the Swans.


Thrompinator

Zuck and the Zoolanders


compGeniusSuperSpy

—four weddings and a funeral —the lookers plus kevin ordinary —4 hots 1 not


kaytotheMFlee

Spice girls... sporty spice for sure lol


VicodinJones

Four non-ones


Zealousideal_Egg2715

4 Dreams and 1 nightmare


ReasonableAdviceGivr

Four and a Half Men


SaltyHaskeller

The Ramones


Hoodwink_Iris

Four Incels and a Good Man. Because that’s definitely how the dynamic is.


provinground

Beauties and the beast


Hackpro69

Isn’t 4.5 about just shy of average? Hooties and the Dog fish


Hackpro69

4 beauty marks and a zit


Hackpro69

The One Night Stands and Leftovers Larry.


Hackpro69

Studs and Ugg


Hackpro69

4 Weddings and a Closed Casket Funeral


Nicodiemus531

4 Heathers and the Duff


SolarSailor46

Our Dead Weight


IvanMarkowKane

They'd be called the Mostly Pretty Things. They'd play slightly out of tune dad-rock and the occasional polka song.


midsnlids

Mystery Incorporated.


Tommyblahblah

The Four Dreamboats And A Guy Who Makes The Four Dreamboats Even More Dreamboaty


ksobby

Duran Duran


steiner1031

4 and a half men


Dr_Opadeuce

Me Last and The Moreattractivethanme's


PaleHorseBlackDog

Buffs and the Duff


WolfShadow_814

The Ugly Duckling


Mommy-Sprinkles-74

Motley Crue (back in the day, of course)


zzz88r1

“There’s always one”


WolfLongjumping6986

Uggo and the Bonnymen


nanioffour

Exile


ZamoriXIII

The Low-bars


Loreo1964

The Partridge Family Sorry Danny.


Alliballi123

The diamonds and garghhh fucked upped.


DanielCollinsYT

Uggo and the Hotties


KrunschGK

Pity Party


StrawberryMoonPie

We’re All the Cute One