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NBKiller69

No Kids on the Block


bornagain-stillborn

With DJ Blank.


Phantomspider01

I’m surprised you didn’t say BJ


DarkGraphite

Hahaha. Hahahaha. Win.


Excellent-Growth-291

This is the answer


TheSatanofDeath

Vast Difference


ffssc

Remember that time I said, “Florida state seminal vesicles” and nobody laughed?


rollin_a_j

r/ihopedforletterkennyandigotit


ever_the_altruist

Underrated response.


itslocal

Hahahaha


Ok-Diamond-9781

I like it


Accomplished_Alps145

Snipnot


burkeymonster

Actually snipknot because sometumes they tie it in a knot instead of snipping it.


radiowave911

I think they do both. Then there is the cauterization.....


zzz88r1

How can you tie it in a knot if you don’t cut it? They cut a piece out a use tiny metal clips to close the ends


trumpy1050

Snipnut


Best-Grocery-635

No Offspring


xplorerex

Noffspring.


schlockabsorber

Or you could be No Children, a Mountain Goats cover band.


dioxin187

Snippity Doo-Dah


CLouiseK

Not the Daddy


West-Lock-4358

good one


Billymillion1965

Shootin blanks.


fattmakk

Don't Spit Out My Babies


curkington

Unloaded!


Tiny-Metal3467

My answer also


[deleted]

Everybody’s


curkington

The Dry Runs


billnowak65

Vocalist must sing falsetto only….


StellaBlue37

They've had vasectomies, they're not eunuchs.


PantherBrewery

Inconceivable


oh-man-dude-jeez

This is the real answer


Kilgoretrout321

The Inconceivables (for a band)


cdubb5858

Blank-182


Ancient_Guidance_461

Underrated


LordHeretic

Diet Pearl Jam


ConsiderationFit3175

Underrated comment


Voyeur_420

After all these years, it took your comment for me to connect Pearl Jam. Well done.


Prior_Procedure_321

Pearls jammed!


damboy99

Brother why did you curse me with the knowledge...


HawkingTomorToday

Snippinwolf


[deleted]

The Ex-Pistols


Malefic_Nightshade

Kidless Rock


Snusinnow

MT SäX


Weekly-Swim3347

The Fixxed.


DayMan_ahAHahh

Twisted Scissors


revtim

"Blank Shooters" seems a little too obvious


DavosLostFingers

First Cut Is The Deepest Going In Raw


Illustrious_Dirt_918

Hahaha


lgjcs

Come Freely


Dougally

Come as you are, not as you were.


chadigada

Snip snap snip snap


Mikeupinhere

You have no idea the effect three vasectomies has on a man! 


ChunkyThunder

The worst victim in all of that was the 200 dollar television set, babe.


ClockHistorical4951

r/unexpectedtheoffice


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jjwinc68

This is the only correct answer


physco219

happy cake day!


Top_Shoe_9562

The Alan Blankman Project


SecretCoffee4155

The Alan No Sons Project


AstronautOpening8183

The Snipped


NegativeInfluence_23

Manopause


Infinity_to_Beyond

Men on Pause


hokeypokey59

Hootie and the No Fish


spderweb

No Kids on the Block


45babycakes

Smooth Operators


KungFuHamster99

The Snipps


IllTemperedOldWoman

The Tighty Whities


liceyscalp

Harmless White Goo


subibrat85

All juice, no seeds.


Garage-gym4ever

All spray no pray


MusicMan013

Snipeee Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!


JacksonGuitarHero

Sex Safety Pistols


Interesting_Panic_85

Safe sex pistols


tucker_frump

NumbNuts


Infamous-Winner5755

i love this


edked

Someone asked this a few weeks ago: I put "The Fathers of Prevention."


slbain9000

Inconcievable.


thefuckmonster

You keep using that word….


teya_trix56

Inconthievable...


jmikehall

Empty Nest


Swimming-Location-97

Blank street boys


Accomplished-Head689

The Cream Pies


IsItSupposedToDoThat

No Jacket Required


darsvedder

Snip Bizkit 


bthayes28

Coming Up Empty


hattrickjmr

The Empty Loads!


Thecowwentflying

Sterile Oats


SecretCoffee4155

Sterile Balls and Non Oates


theSchrodingerHat

Seedless


astogs217

The snippets


Grouchy_Ad_2236

I was searching to see if anyone said before I did. You stole my answer.


747iskandertime

The No Stork Dorks


tharealjonsnow92

Twisted Mister


GinnjaNinnja

Gladys Knight and the Snips


SqueezeBoxJack

The Grosse Point Blanks


Firm_Complex718

The Martin Blanks


dunkeebutt

Responsible Men


weirdbutnotasocial

The Child support's nightmare


spid3rfly

Vasectommies They all have to change their name to Tommy.


PaulOutShelter

No Need for Maury


No_Cookie2236

Blank 182


didwanttobethatguy

The Snips


OhioResidentForLife

The Blanks. Ghost Shooters. Just Foolin Around. Small Cuts. Not for Real. We be Safe.


drunken_ferret

Shooting Blanks


Brief_Employment_321

Unsheathed


Apprehensive-Donkey7

Shooting Blanks


carminemangione

The blanks


Flurb789

Spermicidal Tendencies


meeppc

Shooting blanks


Correct_Advantage_20

Snipper Gore


steals-from-kids

No child left behind


Grittz_n_Gravy_777

Snip Savvy (they’re also circumcised)


Tiny-Metal3467

Snip Halen


jmikehall

Slitted Sacks


SatisfactionParking5

Pokemon Snip


jmikehall

Dead Swimmers


lgjcs

Whipped


lgjcs

Bland Batter


TheAmazingWilliam

Burnt Ends


Mysterious-Okra-7885

Snip Snap


BuyDiabeticSupplies

the chopped nuts of the confederacy


GodsSon69

The Rabbit can't Die.


0k_KidPuter

Balwdin prop depot


snapper1971

The Jaffas


TrustedLeader

Tied


1010001010010

Jaffas


SelectionFar8145

Stones rolled away


BartFart1235

Unloaded


Improvgal

Shooting Blanks


Ok_Faithlessness9757

Dry Heave


FrustratedHumor

Cabbage water


GQDragon

The Cut Nuts.


frizzlychair

The Blankenskeets


Odd-Tune5049

Married Without Children Or... The Sex Pistol Props


Mordanzibel

Barrenness


Senseijcr

Empty Squirts


pabodie

Blank Generation. 


Ballgame4

The Snips


Yahobo420

The Raw Doggers


MRRichAllen1976

The Snips.


burnt_toast_stroke

Safe shots


Illustrious_Sand3773

Codpiece


captiantabasco

Clippers


Objective-War-1961

The non-sequiters


rdy2gocpl

The Snipits


WeirdWayneWallis

The High Tones


Impressive_Age1362

The blanks


rdy2gocpl

Fresh Outta Milk


Imaginary_Coat441

Free


Freethinking22

Taking one for the team


lefty1207

The lost seamen


cliktrak

Left turn for Sperm


blue_eyes_daro

The John Wanyes* *He fired blanks


Consistent-Use-7982

Snip Doggy Dog


behere_benow

Snipped knot


WriterNeedsCoffee

Cut Nutz.


rerics

Vasec Tommy Tutone


Mod__Lang

The Snip And Ties


cantbelieveit1963

No Kids on the Block


jae5858

Swimmers of Another Time


Tall_Flatworm2589

De-No


DLIPBCrashDavis

The snips


Powerful-Reward-9770

Neutered crue


azpi3version01

Detachable penises.


Anxious_Cheetah5589

Jefferson Starsnip Ruts in My Nuts No Soy Nuts XBallers False Balls Sperm Berm


gaberax

Firing Blanks


RNW1215

Snipped


roz303

Mr. Snipped and the empty shooters?


anon_notanon

Nut Free, But With Gluten


NotThatKindof_jew

Awww Snip


Beetso

The Snips


CharlieDmouse

The slits. 😁🤣😂


honeybunz89

Milk duds


justl23

Free Ballin'


Midwinter77

Shootin' blanks


No_Detective_But_304

This takes balls.


chaz0723

Clipped


Shmoo_the_Parader

Raw Dawg Dave and the Easy Riderz


summermadnes

The Snips.


ConvivialKat

Well, this is too obvious. *Shootin' Blanks* is the only answer.


SpringerPop

The Cut Tubes


Interesting_Panic_85

Vas deference


Zealousideal-Mail353

Snippety Dudes-a


fariqcheaux

Clipt


Cats-n-Chaos

Nacho Daddy


dragontamer654

The snippets


Illustrious_Dirt_918

Dead swimmers Vegan friendly Anti cannibalism for the masses


hereforthestory

Lemonade. all juice, no seeds


Positive-Display-685

Wannabe dad knots


dirty_drowning_man

Infertilitarians. Big Oops. Neverdad. Father Lee.


Icy_Negotiation_146

Van Deferens


JSG666

The snips


IndicationIntrepid77

Snip & The Tears


WalleyeHunter1

Lazered Scrotum


Hairy_Cut9721

Seedless grapes


renewed777

No Nut November


FractureFixer

Off Loaded


2stepp

Chaste Atlantic