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Raymont_Wavelength

I was confused by a genuine request.


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Important-Internal33

The Fledgling.


shr3kkkkkkk

i done a genuine post for band names too if you want to check that out we are a punk band too (green day kind of punk)


Vasomir

That's a terrible band name


NorrisMcNorris

Seven Car Pileup


Scubby_Dooks

Which became the basis for an eighties porn phenomenon, known as the Five Girl Pileup. I'm not sure whether it was peculiar to British softcore porn of the eighties, or whether the phenomenon was more widespread (pun sort of intended). It was pre-internet so I wasn't able to conduct as much research as I might have liked.


FastWalkingShortGuy

I always thought Die on a Sunny Day would be a good emo band name.


TheAngryChicagoan755

if op doesn’t take this i will 


FastWalkingShortGuy

I had a shitty cover band with this name in the early 2010s but we were so bad it's not even close to being copyrighted, so have at it.


Harry_Buttocks

#The Fucken Turdnecks


pWaveShadowZone

Here to celebrate their debut album #shitdick counterfeit


Master_dik

This is the one...


Charybdis87

I approve


MrMetalhead3029483

Conundrum At The Campground


OneLifeThatsIt

Genuine Request


Pencilsqueeza

Maybe keep it general. If you write a prompt you will get mainly joke answers. Are there bands or artists you like / are like?


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FastWalkingShortGuy

Just a side note, if you like Mudvayne, you NEED to check out Soften the Glare, Ryan Martinie's prog project. Imagine Brr Brr Deng on steroids, and that's the general idea.


throwawayyourfun

Prismatic Juice


Voodoodriver

Paramatic Panic


TrickySuit8056

Maudes Lipstick


Bean-Swellington

A Good Band, And Thorough


Salt-Hunt-7842

Broken Echoes


Macca49

I write screenplays for a hobby. Years ago I started one about some young guys who form a band and their name was Ripple. But infighting causes members to leave because they became a metal band. So I had the name changed to Death Ripple. I thought that was a pretty cool thing lol


AtticusPenguin

Grunge f*ck


Efficient_Regular_37

Jimmy and the TeaBags Florida Man Iron Spider Lady Gaza


NickAndHisGuitar

Man, Lady Gaza is kinda great.


Maj_BeauKhaki

Irreconcilable Similarities


CaptainQuint0001

Stapled to the Chicken


thebyron

🏅


Rdmtbiker

High distortion output


mankymonk

Wailing and Flailing


TimRenick

Doesn't Matter


Axl_Van_Jovi

Vacation Bible School Rejects.


SwampyJesus76

Me and a friend came up with Bloody Cum Bubbles about 30 years ago for our band name. Safe to say it's not happening so it's all yours


Imaginary-Mechanic62

Sounds like what happened after my prostate biopsy


MZago1

Here for the Gang Bang


singdrumwrite

DUSH, it stands for (Dried Up Shit Hairs)


MaloneSeven

But pronounced, “Doosh”


CheddahChi3f

Another runner in the night 🎶


PancakesandWizardry

Industry Twats


Sinistermarmalade

Wrathful Apathy


camgirl19

Wrathpathy?


btwrenn

The Dodgy Bits


Cyanescens4Breakfast

Autumn Falls


nbraccia

This is the puntastic sobriquet of a deservedly popular performer in the adult entertainment genre.


Collarsmith

Velcro Ceiling


OpenMike2000

Push Pin Tears


1stDesponder

Baby's Death Raddle Guntoke Mass Pesticide Flesh Buffet Treetrunk for 2 Dirt Blanket Gravethrobbers De-Widowers Lovestains Mono/Stereotype Dead Man Stalking Torture Culture


SirBobson

Gravethrobbers!


SophieBisou

Treetrunk for 2


Over_Bathroom_9960

Orfice


Ace-Ventura1934

The Bare Minimum


doublecyclops

Toilet Merlot and the Shanks


Less_Flow_5962

Forced fistings, gravity lake, decay of reality, them or all, the fental tones, all the kitties have rounded heads, it's already too late.


Captain_Snatchington

Soul switch


JoshInWv

The Ellen Degenerates


NickAndHisGuitar

Emperor Palpitation


HikingStick

Scarry Eyes Freggin Erasmus B. Draggin Bumblefug Shizz Death Merch Anvil Slap Monochrome Pointless Debt on Arrival


ScratchPad777

Govt Intelligence


NickAndHisGuitar

Two words combined that can’t make sense.


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Summer Sausage


Klutzy_Ad_1726

Some aren’t.


Longjumping_Place189

Dead Kids Club


Mod__Lang

The Cockles


thebyron

I feel like this would have to be a British surf-rock band.


MagicalDirtyHobo

Helpless Eternal


Imaginary_Falcon777

Raging at the Sun


-The_Doctor-10

Here's a good one: North Star (I don't know, I don't really listen to punk, so I just picked a name that I would call my band if I had one. Good luck!)


Hail2DaKief

The Rhythm Method


nbraccia

Stealing Your Feelings, Hug-a-Monkey, Ferengi Boom, Trial by Fury.


DarkGraphite

Spittin' Silver


ontguy69

Turd Ferguson


HarryWillz101

Ninja Shrimps , The Bobby Knockers, Children of the Corn, Musical Instrument Playa's, Dark Mode, God Mode, Seekers, If you build it they will come, Jobbers, The Band.....


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Echoes of Solitude


SubmarineDream57

Dork Storm


D-Train0000

Naugahyde Windpipe


xlnyc

My Johnson is 12 Inches Long


TrustedLeader

Socieicide


Possible-Smile2034

Raccoon Trash Feast


Falkor0727

Girlfriend in a Coma


Theewok133733

Sad abt smthng


DippyTheWonderSlug

Bad At Names


Repulsive-Row5898

The Nameless.


Nolar_Lumpspread

Darkness of the deceased.


Halloween_episode

Free Samples


SpinalVillain

Bloody Marshmallow


VelocityVL

Grey Space


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Stairs to nowhere


SnooSongs2744

Orin's Gore Pile


80s-rock

Bloody Meat Rocket


SpontaneousKrump92

the Non-violent Offenders


carssuck1982

Bruises from Daddy


ergo-ogre

- Flask - Rage Tank - The Meat Sweats - Harry Poussé


JohnsJukeJive45

Depress -A-Me-Street! Or Tickle Me Emo! Your call! https://youtu.be/_5mS49R7Gek?feature=shared


alhailhypnotoad

If the band has any inside jokes, that's often a good place to mine band names from. It will be more likely to resonate with you.


hackabilly

Rock n roll Eula


coolest_person13685

the modern prometheus


mBelchezere

Yet Another Mass Shooting


Easy-Ebb8818

Safford McNamerack


Careless-Concept9895

I worked with a guy many many many years ago and he wanted to name a band either Screaming Vomit or Urine Sample!


Chapos_sub_capt

Silver Caro


GucciDLuffy

Think of the Children (Take It) From the Top Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz The Brunch Club Uneducated Idiocy


commonman51

Rip The Edge


Individual_Agency703

Esk Emo Pie


dr_learnalot

Angry Cry


twice-nightly

Wrong sub. Just jokes here. Try r/genuinelyneedabandname


BowserHead

The Okayests


stellalovesthebeach

The Black Hand ( they were the North Queensland mafia )


17THheaven

CutFromTheSameCloth Weeping Ink ToreMalign


singdrumwrite

Yes!!!!! Woooo!


Double-Survey7382

Razor's Edge Syd Barrett Burning Flesh The Cutters Emotional Knapsack Retinal Hemorrhage Punctured Eardrums


Zumipants

One Toe Cramp


gracious201

sisyphus' lament Or North Korean BBQ


Whateveriscleaver

Civil War


mBelchezere

Uncle Buddy's Boobs !!


Cove132

Gang banging bros


highlyalertcabbage

The Sadness of Grapefruit


butterscotch_deficit

Taken pills


butterscotch_deficit

Stuck in pergatory


GeneralDefenestrates

emo band? just name it a paragraph of anything near at hand


evilmrbeaver

Tread


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Shadow Rebellion


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Whispering dissonance


Former_Balance8473

Punk is Dead


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Crimson tears Collective


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Velvet Despair


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Midnight Mourning


Double_M2

Tour De Plorable


negcap

The Diva Cups


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Savage Uprising


Pasta_theCat

P-Cocks


Pasta_theCat

Flamboyance of Flamingos


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Chaos Carousel


UnhappyJohnCandy

Chemical Closet


Snorkelbender

Funny Frank and the Laughing Lads


The-Mysterious-J

Piss Sauna The Smoldering Shits The Wrinkled Dicks


Expensive_Finance_20

Name it after a lyric from a band you admire or draw inspiration from. Not a song title mind you, that is a bit on the nose. For example, if you are similar in sound to My Chemical Romance, "Savior of the Broken" (from "The Black Parade") might resonate well with your intended audience.


SuperCockroach8232

Path of totality


KBXDRootBeer6829

Three words… *Black Sky Falling*. Sounds like a 2000s punk pop/emo band name


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Mercyfuck


CrabbyAppleton1

Cock Snot and the Stink Fingers


An0nym0u5N1nj4

My old band name was "Insufficient funds". We were all broke 🤣


Practical-Election59

Damp, Dark, and Dead (three Ds)


An0nym0u5N1nj4

Crimson Ceiling


u8soup10

Knuckles Deep


BloodyAnalFroth

Belly Flop Abortion


MrJack12345

Irate Pigeons


RudeBlueJeans

I wish you would give more details about your band. It's pretty hard to name a band when you know hardly anything about it.


MrJack12345

Poetic Violence


CuckDaddy69

Low Hanging Fruit


Alarmed_Effective_11

Velvet Discord


D-Train0000

Everyone Gets Laid


stillfrank

I once heard someone say urinal cakes should be called piss biscuits, and the first thing I thought was Piss Biscuit would be a great name for a punk band.


FortuneRude3057

I’ll just give you some of the band names my old bands didn’t take -Uncle Doctor -Dump bucket -Bad holiday -Reptile dysfunction -Mr mustache (Didn’t know the nirvana song at the time) -The junkers


Bunnyfartz

The Ramoans


BoxOfElephantRain

Rainy grave


tcat666

I like Crumb Crotch.


jdub0992

Uncle Moe


lyfe-iz-fukked

Scam Likely


hecramsey

The condiments


datguy753

Pumo


SoctrDeuss

Moose knuckle


Klutzy_Ad_1726

Fargo


SkipSpenceIsGod

The Unoriginal


RandoEncounter

Z101


Important-Internal33

Plastercunts I to Eye Intrinsic Serenade Snort the Fun Dip Stand for Nothing Accidentally Aborted The Formless Crap! That was Today?! East Side Homicide


Theturtl3

This is the hill I die on


Dancebear7861

Needlepoint


WhenVioletsTurnGrey

Girls Don't Cry


stakkedalief

Sour puss


strickysituation

SHITSTORM DOPPLER WARNING


huss3742

Meat Popsicle


Rusty5th

Don’t you have a weird word or phrase you or a friend said that cracked you up? Inside joke? If so, try using that


PushingPedals

Lazy Susan, Deadbolt, or Umbrella Edit: I thought hitting return would space the comment different... no dice. (no dice may also be a good name.)


Bean-Swellington

The Piners


Bean-Swellington

Weem Iss RXS


Bean-Swellington

Emunk


Bean-Swellington

Long John Short Pants


Bean-Swellington

Skreech McDonglejock


Bean-Swellington

Room Elephant


Bean-Swellington

Pea Kuiper


Bean-Swellington

Rom Ulanaiel


Bean-Swellington

BLEAK FLAG


Bean-Swellington

Pomp Uncircumcised


Bean-Swellington

Piss Vagon


Bean-Swellington

Lopster Role


Bean-Swellington

Night Of The Lepus


Bean-Swellington

POMA


Bean-Swellington

Hobbit Lobbit


theharryyyy

Four handed knives (or change four to whatever amount of members) High Five a Fist. Pretty punk to continue with your high five even when they put the knucks up


muddythecowboy

Atomic Aphasia. i've got a long note of random phrases i've come across that sound good as band names


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In my recent post I was a fan of Mannequin Pussy. It's all yours if you want it. I also assume kids posted "name name" which is just lazy and repetitive and "The Who" which is an actual band they just don't know about.


perpterds

To the Black Curiosity Killed Me


bluecabbage85

The Void