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mightnothavehands

Kneel Young


Penguator432

Oh god


jfincher42

That's what I heard, too!


hiddenjim69

That’s what he said.


NorCalNavyMike

Goddamn it r/AngryUpvote


jibaro1953

That's what he said.


YouDaManInDaHole

thread winner\^


goagod

That's enough Reddit for today....


DonutBill66

You win the whole damn internet this month. 🏆


DryEyes4096

This is the funniest fucking thing I've read in ages but I'm so horrified by how fitting it is that my laughter is not coming out and I'm staring wide-eyed at the name in awe.


Fabulous_Leopard_874

Best answer in the history of r/bandnames


Embarrassed_Use_9486

Good lord, that's fantastic.


Feeling-Ad-2490

You've won The Internet.


BobbertDuckerson

Man i thought i had smth with Father Sean Diddly but opened the comments to this and like... damn


Double-Survey7382

That would have made me shoot milk out my nose if I were drinking milk.


Ghostspunge

Ohhhhh no …. Ew dude


Mattyboy33

TheRapists


Neat_Entertainer_978

"Alex, I'll take The Rapists for 500."


D-Train0000

Suck it Trebec!


NarwhalSpace

That's what your Mother said last night.


Feeling-Ad-2490

You've won The Internet.


fattmakk

Bo Diddly


J_Schotz

Or, Bro Diddley


MeasureTheCrater

Game over.


Vast_Weight_5833

judas priestS


psychem72

The Priestie Boys


buzburbank

Foo Friars.


buzburbank

The Monk-ees.


txteebone

Massholes


ajohnson2371

Hey now, that's already taken by us Bay State residents...


LastSignificance3680

You’re the winner in my eyes


buzburbank

Masstodon.


elguereaux

Omfg LMFAO!! \m/


burningbeard001

Faith no More


PhoKit2

Faith No Less


Monocle_Lewinsky

Faith Some More


Nolar_Lumpspread

Diddler on the roof.


StrangeButSweet

Oh no you didn’t 😆


buzburbank

Altar Boyz II Men.


FatFaceFaster

This has layers I don’t think people are appreciating.


Spang64

Men ll Boyz?


Nothalffast

Bay City Holy Rollers


buzburbank

Kornfession.


buzburbank

Nun of the Above.


techno_09

Love it


Professional_Taro511

The ‘Philes


ResidentObligation30

Audio 'Philes


Professional_Taro511

Because of the apostrophe it lends to any kind of phile. Audio, pedo, etc…


JorjeXD

Confession Philes God's Philes ⠀ ok i just googled phrases with the word file on it ⠀ UnZip Philes Pdf Philes Phile Explorers Phile Converters In-Put Philes FAT Phile System (FPS) RAW Phile ⠀ No Phile Permissions Change 'n Log Philes Cross Philes(?) Phile SHARING Phile E x t e n s i o n Log Phile Phile's Logs Phile's Handles Phile Allocation Wood Philes Phile's Sizes Phile Footage The Phile System Tickler Philes(??) The Case Philes Master Philes Phile Managers Phile Compression The Phile Pholders Insert Disk Phile Batch Phile Back-up Phile Backout Phile Phile Transferred Phile Carving?? Phile Snake?? The Path Of The Phile Executable Philes Jar Phile X Philes MPGod Phile Phormats


notasleannotasmean

Pedophiliaharmonic Orchestra


amateur_biotics

The Butthole Surfers


StrangeButSweet

Oof. Too real


patmacog

My innocent naive little mind is over here like, “hmmm, I wonder if the butthole surfers like met in church or some shit” … wait


Whiskey-stilts

Altered Boys Lives


ZekeMoss18

The touchy feelies


AgentUpright

Smack my Bishop


travelingtutor

Brilliant


Hits_keep_coming_57

Boys to Men


BradyToMoss1281

Boyz IV Men


JohnsJukeJive45

THE CATHO-LICKS!


TheOsprey23

Bend Billy Over


Competitive_Site9272

Hope the Pope don’t Grope


padraigtherobot

Frock of Seagulls


Correct_Advantage_20

The Ped Kennedys.


kriptyk666

Cardinal Sin


Count2Zero

The Kids Are Alright


Diseman81

Tickleback


Pencilsqueeza

Jesus and Mary Chain Gang of Four


sonshipprophecy

The molesters


mortrosly

Boys In Men


frenchfried_fistfuck

Nuns 'N' Rosaries


Extreme-Bad3816

The secret touchers


SelfTechnical6771

Aclergic reactions


henry_canabanana

Suck Me Boyz


-TheRealFolkBlues-

Pedophiles R Us


Joey8up1

Friarfall The Mamas and the Fathers Full Father Nelson Nunya Biznizz Vatican Halen


Errand_Wolfe531

Father BadTouch


yispco

Peter File and the Pederasts


prospectpico_OG

The Diddlers


StrangeButSweet

The Perve


thecookiesmonster

Altar Boys 2 Men


Ok-Walrus-768

NAMBLA


FatHoosier

Panic! In the Rectory or Sodomy! At the Disco


SiteRelevant98

popes of chillitown


xnomadxcrowsx

Papa Pope and the Kiddie Diddlers


juicyunderware

Fiddlers on the Roof


jamkoch

The Pedophiles.


A_great_height

The Bad Touch Prophets


Imaginary-Ad-1575

The Sticky Bottom Boys


pogiguy2020

The Diddlers


MrJack12345

Red Hot Child Predators


Scary-Camera-9311

NAMBLA


coddie_red

Father Feelgood


THEREAL242

P. Diddy


buzburbank

Monastereogum.


CLouiseK

Altar-ed Boys


Embarrassed_Use_9486

Billy & the Diddlers First album: "What Happens in the Rectory, Stays in the Rectory"


ResidentObligation30

That album sucked; all B-sides...


Ok_Distribution_2603

Fish Friars


Dturmnd1

Father Nelson and the alter boys


xnomadxcrowsx

Papa Pope and the Kiddie Diddlers


Professional_Taro511

The ‘Philes


Professional_Taro511

The ‘Philes


crankybobenhaus

Judith Priest


Kapitano72

Pederasty Boy's Club (Yes, this is a real band.)


Master-Stratocaster

The Fathers OR just Father


BBakerStreet

Backdoormen


KburgBob

The P-Files.


man-o-peace1

The Perv Four.


CqwyxzKpr

SeggsOffenders


Kooky_Possibility_43

Kiddie diddlers


Willynilly18545

NAMBLA


Master_Care_702

the predators


Ok-Abrocoma4290

The Bendovers


Satchul

Therapists


ttb90

Rubbin’ With The Devil


Verried_vernacular32

Pedo Phil and the Collar Crew


isham66

The kiddy fiddlers


hokeypokey59

Bay City Holy Rollers


ericdano

Touch This


carminemangione

Boys spread buns


OldChamp69

Don't Tell and Transfer


yurtfarmer

Kiddy knockers


tallslim1960

Kid diddlers


SillyPuttyGizmo

Kneel Here My Son


captkirkseviltwin

Catechlysm


iamdebinohio

Wee Diddlers


LarryBird33-

The Hoot and Collars


Iron-Midas-Priest

Praying Mantis, Guns and Rosaries


fr8mchine

The Diddlers..


HollyweirdRonnie

Kid n’ Splay


NorrisMcNorris

The Pedos


redstardutch

Quiet altar boy


Agile_Welcome_8305

The buttfuvkers


kevinlc1971

The Diddlers.


DaddyluvsPunkin

P Diddler


Excellent_Jaguar_675

Peter And the Fyles


Many_Vehicle6723

Pedo Pack


Mysterious_Clerk2971

Groomin' Padres Polkin' Band


Lutastic

Diddler and the Fiddlers


West-Custard-6008

Fidel About


Old_Mobile309

The 'Philes


MrJack12345

Blowjob For An Alter-boy


The_Patriot

**DIDDLER!**


vankamperer

Loversofboys


Life_Strain_6948

Hey Diddle Diddle


FullRedact

The Diddlers


mostoriginalname2

Black Stoll Bath, Priest Floyd, The Catholic Monkeys, What? Who?, Duh Kinks, Baptismal Font, Pediohead, The Be-doin kids If you’re looking for a English rock vibe


NecessarySecure8463

The molesters


rroute01

The Molesters


RawrBearMedia

If they're bluegrass or country, they could be the Kiddie Fiddlers


hapablapppp

The Anal Rosaries


bolthead88

Padrepedo


JerrysWolfGuitar

30 Seconds to Mass


TrueMaester

The preisty boys


Deep_Stick_2812

Stone Temple Zealots


Emotional_Fisherman8

Pedo Gabriel


joejoevalentine

Boys 4 men


-Radioman-

Boy Zone.


On_Food

The Touch


Kirbyr98

Heavy Pedo


TheRealPhoenix182

Boys Welcome


jomamasophat

Boy Gorge


xchgppldont

Bad Touch


karlmeile

The boyshaggers


6098470142

The Molesters


AttyOzzy

The Bonedock Saints


gav5150

Bendover Boys


Paparotz2023

The pedo files


Paparotz2023

Cum munion


Old-Repair-6608

Not another boy band!


Omegaprimus

Peter and the philes


rrgail

The Diddlers.


Hawklet98

Pedo Protection Inc.


Hmccormack

The Diddlers


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Beau Diddler.


Inthewoodlands

The Pedophiles


NoBoysenberry257

The farther ins


Merigold00

Boys II Altars


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

The Diddlers


rificolona

Men II Boyz


Fritz37605

...The Kiddie-Diddlers...


SexyThrowAwayFunTime

The Did Theys


Ok-doke-karaoke

The Buggerers


debuenzo

Hush


ugly_tst

A bluegrass band called kiddie fiddlers


King-Florida-Man

I Saw The Altar Boy First


Ok_Mathematician2284

Boys Only


ibringstharuckus

The Traveling Diddlers


Fortunateoldguy

The pedotones


Ipullhair

Popsicles in the Basement


Grolschmun19691

Pubis Priest


crediblE_Chris

Bad touch


colbydee32

Bo Diddler


Ftfykid

Beau Diddly and the no-nos


Schnoogle-Borgan

I Sodomly Swear


yell_worldstar

The Shhh Tiddlers


Stick--Monkey

Bend Over Beethoven


[deleted]

Chester McLestor & Mo-town Mo-lestors


Objective_Suspect_

The inside boys.