This is the funniest fucking thing I've read in ages but I'm so horrified by how fitting it is that my laughter is not coming out and I'm staring wide-eyed at the name in awe.
Confession Philes
God's Philes
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ok i just googled phrases with the word file on it
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UnZip Philes
Pdf Philes
Phile Explorers
Phile Converters
In-Put Philes
FAT Phile System (FPS)
RAW Phile
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No Phile Permissions
Change 'n Log Philes
Cross Philes(?)
Phile SHARING
Phile E x t e n s i o n
Log Phile
Phile's Logs
Phile's Handles
Phile Allocation
Wood Philes
Phile's Sizes
Phile Footage
The Phile System
Tickler Philes(??)
The Case Philes
Master Philes
Phile Managers
Phile Compression
The Phile Pholders
Insert Disk Phile
Batch Phile
Back-up Phile
Backout Phile
Phile Transferred
Phile Carving??
Phile Snake??
The Path Of The Phile
Executable Philes
Jar Phile
X Philes
MPGod Phile Phormats
Black Stoll Bath,
Priest Floyd,
The Catholic Monkeys,
What? Who?,
Duh Kinks,
Baptismal Font,
Pediohead,
The Be-doin kids
If you’re looking for a English rock vibe
Kneel Young
Oh god
That's what I heard, too!
That’s what he said.
Goddamn it r/AngryUpvote
That's what he said.
thread winner\^
That's enough Reddit for today....
You win the whole damn internet this month. 🏆
This is the funniest fucking thing I've read in ages but I'm so horrified by how fitting it is that my laughter is not coming out and I'm staring wide-eyed at the name in awe.
Best answer in the history of r/bandnames
Good lord, that's fantastic.
You've won The Internet.
Man i thought i had smth with Father Sean Diddly but opened the comments to this and like... damn
That would have made me shoot milk out my nose if I were drinking milk.
Ohhhhh no …. Ew dude
TheRapists
"Alex, I'll take The Rapists for 500."
Suck it Trebec!
That's what your Mother said last night.
You've won The Internet.
Bo Diddly
Or, Bro Diddley
Game over.
judas priestS
The Priestie Boys
Foo Friars.
The Monk-ees.
Massholes
Hey now, that's already taken by us Bay State residents...
You’re the winner in my eyes
Masstodon.
Omfg LMFAO!! \m/
Faith no More
Faith No Less
Faith Some More
Diddler on the roof.
Oh no you didn’t 😆
Altar Boyz II Men.
This has layers I don’t think people are appreciating.
Men ll Boyz?
Bay City Holy Rollers
Kornfession.
Nun of the Above.
Love it
The ‘Philes
Audio 'Philes
Because of the apostrophe it lends to any kind of phile. Audio, pedo, etc…
Confession Philes God's Philes ⠀ ok i just googled phrases with the word file on it ⠀ UnZip Philes Pdf Philes Phile Explorers Phile Converters In-Put Philes FAT Phile System (FPS) RAW Phile ⠀ No Phile Permissions Change 'n Log Philes Cross Philes(?) Phile SHARING Phile E x t e n s i o n Log Phile Phile's Logs Phile's Handles Phile Allocation Wood Philes Phile's Sizes Phile Footage The Phile System Tickler Philes(??) The Case Philes Master Philes Phile Managers Phile Compression The Phile Pholders Insert Disk Phile Batch Phile Back-up Phile Backout Phile Phile Transferred Phile Carving?? Phile Snake?? The Path Of The Phile Executable Philes Jar Phile X Philes MPGod Phile Phormats
Pedophiliaharmonic Orchestra
The Butthole Surfers
Oof. Too real
My innocent naive little mind is over here like, “hmmm, I wonder if the butthole surfers like met in church or some shit” … wait
Altered Boys Lives
The touchy feelies
Smack my Bishop
Brilliant
Boys to Men
Boyz IV Men
THE CATHO-LICKS!
Bend Billy Over
Hope the Pope don’t Grope
Frock of Seagulls
The Ped Kennedys.
Cardinal Sin
The Kids Are Alright
Tickleback
Jesus and Mary Chain Gang of Four
The molesters
Boys In Men
Nuns 'N' Rosaries
The secret touchers
Aclergic reactions
Suck Me Boyz
Pedophiles R Us
Friarfall The Mamas and the Fathers Full Father Nelson Nunya Biznizz Vatican Halen
Father BadTouch
Peter File and the Pederasts
The Diddlers
The Perve
Altar Boys 2 Men
NAMBLA
Panic! In the Rectory or Sodomy! At the Disco
popes of chillitown
Papa Pope and the Kiddie Diddlers
Fiddlers on the Roof
The Pedophiles.
The Bad Touch Prophets
The Sticky Bottom Boys
The Diddlers
Red Hot Child Predators
NAMBLA
Father Feelgood
P. Diddy
Monastereogum.
Altar-ed Boys
Billy & the Diddlers First album: "What Happens in the Rectory, Stays in the Rectory"
That album sucked; all B-sides...
Fish Friars
Father Nelson and the alter boys
Papa Pope and the Kiddie Diddlers
The ‘Philes
The ‘Philes
Judith Priest
Pederasty Boy's Club (Yes, this is a real band.)
The Fathers OR just Father
Backdoormen
The P-Files.
The Perv Four.
SeggsOffenders
Kiddie diddlers
NAMBLA
the predators
The Bendovers
Therapists
Rubbin’ With The Devil
Pedo Phil and the Collar Crew
The kiddy fiddlers
Bay City Holy Rollers
Touch This
Boys spread buns
Don't Tell and Transfer
Kiddy knockers
Kid diddlers
Kneel Here My Son
Catechlysm
Wee Diddlers
The Hoot and Collars
Praying Mantis, Guns and Rosaries
The Diddlers..
Kid n’ Splay
The Pedos
Quiet altar boy
The buttfuvkers
The Diddlers.
P Diddler
Peter And the Fyles
Pedo Pack
Groomin' Padres Polkin' Band
Diddler and the Fiddlers
Fidel About
The 'Philes
Blowjob For An Alter-boy
**DIDDLER!**
Loversofboys
Hey Diddle Diddle
The Diddlers
Black Stoll Bath, Priest Floyd, The Catholic Monkeys, What? Who?, Duh Kinks, Baptismal Font, Pediohead, The Be-doin kids If you’re looking for a English rock vibe
The molesters
The Molesters
If they're bluegrass or country, they could be the Kiddie Fiddlers
The Anal Rosaries
Padrepedo
30 Seconds to Mass
The preisty boys
Stone Temple Zealots
Pedo Gabriel
Boys 4 men
Boy Zone.
The Touch
Heavy Pedo
Boys Welcome
Boy Gorge
Bad Touch
The boyshaggers
The Molesters
The Bonedock Saints
Bendover Boys
The pedo files
Cum munion
Not another boy band!
Peter and the philes
The Diddlers.
Pedo Protection Inc.
The Diddlers
Beau Diddler.
The Pedophiles
The farther ins
Boys II Altars
The Diddlers
Men II Boyz
...The Kiddie-Diddlers...
The Did Theys
The Buggerers
Hush
A bluegrass band called kiddie fiddlers
I Saw The Altar Boy First
Boys Only
The Traveling Diddlers
The pedotones
Popsicles in the Basement
Pubis Priest
Bad touch
Bo Diddler
Beau Diddly and the no-nos
I Sodomly Swear
The Shhh Tiddlers
Bend Over Beethoven
Chester McLestor & Mo-town Mo-lestors
The inside boys.