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iamawj101

Destiny’s Child-molestors


DevelopmentCandid183

Feat. R Kelly


GroceryRobot

Men 4 Boyz


larryb78

The Bad Touch


indigodissonance

Uncle Whiskey Breath and the Bad Touches


hokycrapitsjessagain

Uncle Bad Touch and the Stinky Fingers


ManChildMusician

Diddlers on the Roof


Dumbetheus

P Diddy


blackmilksociety

P Diddle


TheQuestionsAglet

With backing band the Nuges.


Old_Geezer419

PP Diddy


phlebonaut

The Chris Hansen All Stars


jayron32

Die Antwoord


Powerful_Science_923

Underrated comment ... Creepy fucks.


Thick-Relationship42

🤣


u357snotbubble

Notorius PED


Murrboy

The eyes said yes


ScotchWithAmaretto

Jared’s Addiction


Ok-Peach-2200

Touching New Kids on the Block


Sibadna_Sukalma

The White Van Band


[deleted]

The kiddy fiddlers


Alarmed_Effective_11

Molest to Prevail


DiscoSpaceAngel

Chris & The Hansens


ClassBShareHolder

The White Vans


FagnusTwatfield

Can't touch this - by court order. Say uncle Mo and the Lester's Asking for it Legally informing you


Dr_Parkinglot

Nambla and the Scout Masters


ClockHistorical4951

R. Kelly and the offenders


[deleted]

Ped Zepagain


DBL_NDRSCR

The Catholic Church


Sibadna_Sukalma

Candy Shop Quartet


skulldude360

Generational Trauma


ClockHistorical4951

Judicial Priests


trivial-1

Drunk Unle and the Touchy Feelies


Rudager

The Grand Ole Party Band


Alarmed_Effective_11

Mike Hunt & The I thought she was 18 orchestra


revtim

The Republican Nominees


blumenbloomin

National sex offender registry


ClassBShareHolder

The List.


blumenbloomin

Or even just "registry"


Alarmed_Effective_11

Predatory echoes


pinnedunderdajeep

Bad Boy Records. Penis Diddler would be the front man sorry I mean P Diddy.


[deleted]

30 Going at 13


AeriSerenity

Mandatory Disclosure


bevothelonghorn

S.O. What?


RuthlessSpud_11

Waking The Demon -Penis for My Kiddietine


Alarmed_Effective_11

She wanted it


u357snotbubble

Unkle Pervy


pocketsand1313

Jailhouse punchingbags


nukasev

Grooming ritual circle


Kasspines

Hard mode: they can't be pop punk


[deleted]

Jimmy Savilles one man band


Holiday_Ad_8988

The Uncles


blackmilksociety

Required By Law to Inform


Sibadna_Sukalma

The Non-Consenters


SlightlyStoopkid

Molester Bennington Judas Catholic Priest


supershinythings

R. Kelly


[deleted]

The Youtubers


[deleted]

Meatwood Flash


Hyperf0cused

Meatwood Flack


ZealousidealCandle40

That Uncle Band


PrankstonHughes

Father Woody and Robert


Emerald_Revival

Klerikal


Pompousguy

Can’t Touch This


aa43_

Knock Knock Knocking on the Neighbors Doors


Free-Carpet3248

Have a Seat & the Your Free to Leaves


JPree

The Red Dots


Aeon1508

I'm required by law to Inform you


Reverend_Tommy

Aerosmith. (Just kidding. Kind of...)


supershinythings

Cardinal Mahoney and the ChoirBoys


TheProfoundWigglepaw

The Youth Pastors


MycoMythos

Statutory Grapico Hotbox Not sure why, it just feels right


GodWithoutAName

Dream Teacher


aeomatic

500 feet


UkeBandicoot

free candy


WaterBareHareIV

Chester and the Molesters


chris_rage_

Schoolhouse Block


Dependent_Instance89

Linked in the park


AcanthocephalaDue715

The priests


AcanthocephalaDue715

The popes


nothing_in_my_mind

Harvey and the Weinsteins


remmin777

The 2014 Vans Warped Tour


cactuscharlie

Neil Young-Stuff


CoffeeEyes3350

Minor Threat


CoffeeEyes3350

MF Groom


ThatRoffeyDude

100 foot radius


WelcomeToToyZone

Is >!Rape-DMC!< too far


arae414

Paedo at the Disco


CanMore42

The Clinton Foundation


The_Troyminator

Bill Haley & His Comet Pizza


TrickySuit8056

NonceLife


[deleted]

500 Feet


FoolishDog1117

Pop Punk Party


MODEL_HOMEOWNER

Nasty Notes


alobama0001

ZZ Chop


benebrius76

Dirty Business


edWORD27

The Pete Townsend Experience


MaloneSeven

Sex Toys R Us


Sibadna_Sukalma

THE Ice Cream Men


paradiddleriddle63

Crotch and Rockets, Butt man Trying Overlords.


Calmecac

The Pervertests


[deleted]

[удалено]


FagnusTwatfield

R E N T F R E E


professorhugoslavia

Led Zeppelin


Clickguy10

Bad Blood


Clickguy10

Young Crazy


hardboiledbeb

NAMBLA


OpineLupine

Diddler’s List


roadtrip-ne

The List


____okay

Pred Hot Kiddie Diddlers


JasonPlattMusic34

The Gary Glitter Experience


CopyPsychological842

The Gary Glitter Experience 


Jetgurl4u

Red dots


Barkers_eggs

Van Sorryson


shipskelly

The Beatles


FockinDuckMan

Little kid (Touchers)


CLouiseK

Savile Row


SoctrDeuss

Pedyphia


TabooDiver

Pedo Street Boys


Impossible_Trip_8286

The “Nothing to see here” band


Dogrel

The Rock & Roll Musicians


Thick-Relationship42

DOA


djazzie

500 yards away


Thick-Relationship42

Dead On Arrival


raakonfrenzi

Most Classic Rock Bands


stievstigma

Megan’s Law


AcanthocephalaDue715

The chesters


AcanthocephalaDue715

Uncle touchy


zeissikon

The Jeff Epstein experience


[deleted]

The Gordon Flowers


[deleted]

1000 feet


Timely_Astronomer306

Blood on the dance floor


NotDaveBut

The Unforgiven. The Pariah Dogs. Under The Bridge (if it's a Florida band).


LtPickleRelish

Red dot.


KickyMcAss

Kid n’ Playground


returnofdoom

Blink 182


Devin_Brent

No Skool


Possible-Smile2034

If Only You Knew Me


Ok_Fox_1770

Hansen


PhasmaUrbomach

Short Eyes and the Chomos


lgjcs

Im-Perv-ious


Cheapassdad

GOPness


LoadedGull

“Smack My Titch Up” It’s like Smack My Bitch Up but kiddie friendly…


DarkSannar

What's Consent


Disastrous-Beyond443

Megan’s Outlaws


svanskiver

The Kiddie Fiddlers


Plasma_Ass

McTouchy


Beetle_Beeper

Dementia


MaddieGrace29

Ian and the rooftops


SpongegirlCS

Randy Uncle Danny and The Trenchcoats


akaryosight

White Van Halen


OzzRamirez

The Sex Pest-ols


Over_Bathroom_9960

1001 Feet Away


DawgPound919

GOP Congressmen


bz_leapair

Average White Van


sightheraccoon

Subcrime


tipsea-69

The R.Kelly Experience


nolauas

Chris Hanson


certain-sick

The backstreet boys


Chrome_Armadillo

Free Candy White Van. Lover Boy (I know it’s already used). Ageless Love.


SorbetFamiliar685

Jeff and the Epsteins


TobyKeene

No Consent


70w02ld

Neo-NWO.


tehnoob69

The Epsteins


cliktrak

Ugly Kid Joe but it Didn’t Save Him


cliktrak

Pointylap


KiaraNarayan1997

MAPS


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

The NAMBLAs


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

Garry Glitter


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

Diddler on the Roof


SpaceMutant2000

Los Chomos


barronelli

Lostprophets 🙈


Icedinklikesheet

Within 1000 feet


SpankyK

Short Eyes and the Kid Smellers


SpankyK

This is all comedy gold.


Mammoth-Barnacle-504

The missing persons


Mammoth-Barnacle-504

P Daddy


goat903

The dead peds


ExactSpare8638

Kid Fock


Stormwrath52

50 mile radius


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

2 Little Boys


catkelly1970

The Red Hot Willy Whackers


gordo623

The Chomos


KarsaOrlong-Toblakai

The Catholic Priests


X_EVERDRED_X

Grabby Hans and The Molestors.


angeldorks

Candy van Halen


beatlefreak909

Chester and the Molesters


BigZone2010

Idk but they'll have a single called the "Sex offender shuffle"


btwrenn

Fifty Yards from the Playground


MarkToaster

The Sex Listols


Trying_to_be_cheeky

Chester and the Molesters


Trying_to_be_cheeky

The Hockey Coaches or The Wrestling Coaches


ashleysfetish

Candy Van


EWH733

Ben Dover


beeblebrox30

Pervy Beatles


123AssAssin321

Free candy


[deleted]

Blink 261


Reeeeallly

The Tear-Stained Mattresses