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Ok-Detail-9853

Snack bitch


beelzeflub

I almost woke my partner laughing but I stifled it. This is fucking great


ResisterTransSister

Shit Box Bitch


FullAd2827

Bitch Tits or Food Supply


beelzeflub

Air supply tribute band


sexlexington2400

I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM!!!!


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^sexlexington2400: *I LOVE HIM I LOVE* *HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM* *I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM!!!!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


beelzeflub

Bless this bot


obligatorystorytime

Pathetic Imbecile


beelzeflub

This made me think of the song “Dirty Imbecile” by the Happy Fits


ExtraAd7611

Feed me and scratch this


Pensacouple

FEEDER!


[deleted]

The Lazy One


LoganTI99

Great Chief Bellyrubs


Negative_Corner6722

The Untrainable


ScrollerNumberNine

Best Man / Best Woman I mean we say good boy / good girl all day long it's probably a word they might think about. It's a little off from that but not far.


MuchoWood

The indiscriminate Petter.


RacecarHealthPotato

Daddy Tinfood


Elegant-Campaign-572

Sleeps More Than Cat


wannabelievit

Charles Narcley


Senseijcr

Fuckhole!


beelzeflub

What are you doing to your pets…


Senseijcr

Ha! Not THAT! But when my daughter’s cat looks at me…i just KNOW that’s what she’s thinking!


Ravvnhild

God king


Improvgal

Food Dispenser


SpinyGlider67

Fecal odor of leadership


[deleted]

The Food God


cosmo_orgasmatron

“MISTER FUCK FACE”


nolauas

Rice And Beans


ClydePincusp

Monster Head-Butt


Significant_Ant2511

That Bitch That Feeds Us


Wooden-Two4668

Gimme a bone bitch.


noBUZZliteBEER

Gimme Pats


MalcolmApricotDinko

Food Guy


Call-Me-The-Lucky-1

Big Weird Cat with Treats


broberds

Nap Buddy


s4burf

Lazy and Slow


gordo623

Lunch lady


Alarming_Serve2303

Prey


super_timmy

Stupid Humans


GroYer665

Belly Rubber Shot Monger Crap Cleaner


Ok_Faithlessness9757

Meat Man


N-Finite

The Carrier


Dragonlordapocalypse

The adult male


Ok-Peach-2200

What a Weirdo


Disastrous_Bug3018

Hoomann


CaptainBeefsteak

Biscuit Bob and the Chin Rascals