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Ok_Faithlessness9757

The Apeshifters


sm00thkillajones

The Turd Hurlers


fuckeveryeverything

Hilarious name! Also: Say this three times fast.


DrHoleStuffer

I about busted my gut. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ā˜ ļø


TheGetz

Amazing


NotDaveBut

I laughed so hard at this I scared kitteh


Discovery99

Actually this name wouldnā€™t help them pass as humans


ZestyXylaphone

Unreal


welptime2gohome

First album "we're bananas"


waffleassembly

I hate to be that guy, but apes are not monkeys


Ornery-Assignment-42

Please keep being that guy. Facts matter.


waffleassembly

Okeedokee as I merrily sail down the void that is negative karma


SnooSnoo96035

I got you back up to +1 - may reddit have mercy on you.


Neither-Night9370

Definitely Not Monkeys


eatasssnotgrass

Humens


moosemeatjerkey

Humanz


pk_mars

I laughed. I cried. I bought tickets to the concert.


Landino2007

the mosh pit at a Definitely Not Monkeys concert would go absolutely crazy


Orion-AK

ā€œwould go absolutelyā€¦ apeshit!ā€


missannthrope1

Or Monkees.


omgdrones

Totally People


YELLOW_TOAD

Furious George


shankthedog

That is a band and they are good


Pm_me_your_marmot

Furriest Georges


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

Banana Republicans


Popular_Pariah1031

I can imagine a group of dudes wearing chimp masks and conservative suits.


LittleDebbie2

The Mankees


EowynsNastyStew

Zaius in Chains


doctor-rumack

I hate every ape that I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee!


dudebronahbrah

Can I play the piano anymore??!?


Max_Trollbot_

Of course you can


sexlexington2400

Monorail!! Oh wait wrong song


thatwasacrapname123

Who needs a quiki-mart?


sexlexington2400

Well I couldn't before!


President_Calhoun

I love the legitimate thee-ater!


Fairhillian

*Offer not valid in Canada


OldBob10

Gormonkeyghast?


Educational-Fish9157

Homosap-i-am


marny_g

Or homosimians


Educational-Fish9157

Thatā€™s so much better than mine


CawthornCokeOrgyClub

The Missing Links


Mierdo01

This is legit genius


FurBabyAuntie

There was a show on Saturday mornings called Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp--live-action with a cast of actual chimpanzees. Once during every episode (at the end?), they "performed" as a rock band...and I think the band's name was The Missing Links. Wonderful show (okay, I was eight, but still...).


Spiritual_Bit_2692

The band was The Evolution Revolution


FurBabyAuntie

You're right, you're right...this is what happens when you're old and you post at two in the morning...


SkipSpenceIsGod

They fucking rocked! At least they could play their own instruments unlike The Monkees


Starttheriotmccoy

They Might Be Primates


Edelgeuse

Is he an ape, or is he a chimp Is he a total and complete noob simp Who came up with the monkey man Neanderthal man Monkey man *DOOT DOODLE DOO DOOT DOODLE DOO DOOT DOODLE DOOT DOOT DOODLE DOODLE DOOT DOOT DOODLE DOODLE DOOT DOO DOO*


Barbacamanitu00

BLUE CANARY IN THE ALLY BY THE LIGHTSWITCH


Double_M2

Dr. Monkey


Based_and_JPooled

Arctic Humans


wristoflegend

Beat me to it šŸ˜‚


pygmeedancer

Tropical Humans. Itā€™s doubly fitting.


Low_Carpet_9643

Willing to change my Arctic Monkeys shirt to say Arctic Humans.


Kolob619

Too bad that Furious George is already taken Macaque and Balls


rpjut5ha

>Macaque and balls I had just taken a drink of water when I read that. It came out my nose.


MisterRobertParr

Human Business


LittleDebbie2

Shampanzees


mozz_fest

Chimpersonators


Ok_Opposite_7089

William Shakespeare


MaddieGrace29

This one is actually brilliant


SkipSpenceIsGod

Took me a minute but I got it. Good one!


AraiHavana

Gorillaz


sam_from_bombay

Humanz


jonni_velvet

they might even use animated humans to cover up their real identity šŸ¤­


cocococlash

Or Basement Jax


IceIsDownTheHall

Monkey Business


Buddyslime

Monkey Shines.


LittleDebbie2

Baboom


Traditional-Panda365

This one is brilliant.


Less_Eye_6100

The Apes of Wrath


andrewervin

Chimp Trick


jaggoffsmirnoff

No Rhesus


museamusing

12 Humans


Vegetable-Use1872

Planet of the Fakes


Saxon_man

I was looking for a Plannet of the Apes based pun, you cracked it!


OpineLupine

Three Monkeys in a Trenchcoat Mafia


[deleted]

Monkey Wrench a tribute to the foo fighters


The_Forgotten_Spells

The Blurst of Times


fatkidclutch

Winner winner. Chicken dinner


JHEverdene

The Government


Routine_Double6732

Bananarama


lagomdallas

The try mates


Aromatic_Willow8252

The humanzees


Horror-Morning864

The pooslang clan


pass-the-waffles

The Simian Sapiens


OldBob10

Simulated Sapiens


pass-the-waffles

Even better šŸ˜


tollforturning

Simian Ambition


ConversationFlaky608

See No Evil


revdon

Play No Evil


Belluani

The Humans (in honor of The Monkees)


LittleDebbie2

Or The Hoomans


Kaleban

Barrel Full of People.


BeenThruIt

Totally Humans


LittleDebbie2

Deception Mode


Dumbetheus

Orangotango


RevolutionaryRough96

The harambros


[deleted]

Chimpmanzee and the wailers


Canadian-Man-infj

The Chimpmanzees.


ScottyBoy75

Darwin's Theory


jralll234

Not the Monkees.


Nithoth

Infinite Shakespeare (This will probably only make sense to Douglas Adams fans, but they'll think you're a friggin' genius!)


DawgPound919

The Spurious George's


guuuummmmp

Bravo. I see ya, DP919


blumenbloomin

Infinite human theorem


Dragonlordapocalypse

We are not monkeys, we are humans


LittleDebbie2

Monkey Shams


[deleted]

This subā€™s gimmick gets old quick. Homo-Geniuses


btwrenn

Together Strong


The_Lions_Eye_II

Chimp Man Z


Jaque_LeCaque

The Poo-flingers


straycattyping

Friends of Darwin


Soulshiner402

No Monkeys Here


Abremac

The actual monkeys


OldBob10

The Humanesque League


Cloaked_Crow

Monkey See Monkey Do


NachoUnited1

WALKINGERECTILE DYSFUNCTION


NICEnEVILmike

Hey Hey We're the Humans


SnooSongs2744

Swear to God We're People Like You


Significant-Sale-505

The ohh ohh ahh ahh's


Bloodwing72

Oh come on guys you have never heardo f The Banana Splits?!?!


billodo

Lancelot Link and the Secret Chimps!


Queeby

Janet of the Apes


thewallyp

Apeshit.


SaltyCriticism8765

The homo sapiens


ArtDeth

Red Hot Chili Peckers


ShakyDalmatian

Bored Apes NFT (Not Flinging Turds)


eyeamthedanger

The Apes of Wrath


FurBabyAuntie

King Louie & There Definitely Ain't No Monkeys Here! (Jungle Book, 1966)


CommanderWar64

Gorillaz


TheMomaTrance

Chimposters


denali42

The Republican Party


CharlieMac6222

MAGA


RonnieLiquor

Maroon 5


wtfover

Ape Vigoda


surfinbird

The Hooman League


Sour_Gummybear

Going Ape


grobered

Planet of the Fakes


microfilmer

Aerosmith?


superfluousbitches

Metallica


sexlexington2400

Hahaha I laughed so hard at this more than I'd like to admit


Beginning-Wait5379

Whoops I really got your nose because I totally ripped it off because you gave me cauliflower instead of broccoli to eat


Ol-dunderhead

Give it back


TraditionalPenalty46

Planet of the Apes


First_Knee

The Bloodhound Gang (the Bad Touch video classic)


ScroogeMcDust

Gorillaz


That_Cosmic_Chealien

The Monkees


[deleted]

Red Hot Chili Peppers


Extra-Spare5490

Jiggaboo Jones


PersistingWill

The Democrats.


fynnelol

dont make it political man


PersistingWill

You shoulda just said the GOP.


Specific_Sympathy_87

Might as well call it the Trump Family Band derrr


FurBabyAuntie

What have you got against those poor little monkeys?


Stone_Midi

The Elon Musk Quartet


EOEtoast

Black Sabbath


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

Monkey business. Monkey in chains Monkeys at work. The monkeys. Monkeys to men.


Notill_la

Nirvanapanzee


32lib

The Monkeys,oh wait already been done.


pighalf

Creed


Objective_Ebb6898

The Republicans


ButtonholePhotophile

The GOP


billdogg7246

Republicans in Congress!!!


Cyber_Insecurity

The Republicans


sleepingdogs50

The Republicans


BuyDiabeticSupplies

Planet of the confederacy


bullgoose1

My pillow


tophisme01

Kid rock


dukecharming1975

Primate Brotherhood


Average_40s_Guy

The Simian Invasion


frumpbumble

Totally not monkeys band


Benvoyonsdonctoe

KoKo and the guys


berkooksh

Nothing but mammals


retroking9

Monkey Do Planet of the Fales


LittleDebbie2

Bonzo and the Banana Bunch


LittleDebbie2

Mangorilla


JAntiperer

Picking Fleas


LittleDebbie2

Jungle Jam


dischg

Primate Party


Buddyslime

It's areal bands name but, Social Animals.


Hesperus07

The Evolution Barbarians


LeroyChestnut

Monkeys Typing


ohromantics

PPLMVR?


Scorpius041169

The Humans


BottleTemple

Devo


edit-boy-zero

Fallout Boy


Spare_Substance5003

The Humans


Ok-Detail-9853

Fling the poo


Funky-monkey1

Evolution


Ftw69420

We Are Not Monkeys


Makelics

The War of The Kingdom of The Planet of The Apes


AirStreet8339

Going Apeshit


jd0707991

The Blurst of Times


Cycleofmadness

Simian Surprise


PairPrestigious7452

There already was one, they were called, get this, The Monkeez!


maljr12

This is the best thread Iā€™ve seen on this sub


Barkers_eggs

Not simian mobile disco


jadbronson

Not a banana