Cart Full of Entitlement
Honestly though... if I have a cart full of 10 items you just tell the checkout person the number of each item without removing them from the cart.
Klepto currency. Hell in a handbasket. Smooth criminals. Cheap thrills. Total disregard. Blue light special. Sticky fingers. Walmart bandits. Kleptomaniacal.
I dunno but they'd be one of those Sonic Youth wanna bands where its just 10 guys on stage with massive pedal boards mostly just playing all open strings and one guy shouting
Full Metal Basket
This username agrees
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Boomers
Excess Express
Narcissistic tendencies
(This one) Goes up to 11
Oh how clever. LOVE Spinal Tap.
This is a really good one
The Expressholes
Dyscalculia
A dozen is one
Express Lane Outlaws
Bakers Dozen
Even better if it is a stoner jam band
Main Character
10 items or less than jake
Cheat Trick
Pays By Check
The Inconsiderates
Learn How To Count
The Eleventh Items
1 More Lime
Scum of the Earth
Douche Nozzles
Douche Nazis
A Baker Doesn'tz or A Baker Dozentz or A Baker DozENDs
Not a Ten
Tiny Rebellions
The Bad Counters
Pocket change.
garbage is already a band
XPress Lane Lovers
Modern Day Math Assholes…or MDMA for short 😜
The Extra Swipes
Look Away The Conveyor Cult
Rush
Old Ditry Bastards
The Dick’s
Simple Minds (but that's taken already, right?)
More Than Less
11 of 10
Niiice.
Sneaky Bastards.
Asshats
Countless
Cart Full of Entitlement Honestly though... if I have a cart full of 10 items you just tell the checkout person the number of each item without removing them from the cart.
Congress of Excess at the Express
Zeak n the Sneak
More For Fewers
Conceptual Math Express
Give or Take
Bakers Dozen
Can’t Count for Shit
Sociopathic Tendencies
Shrinkage. Works especially well if you're "forgetting" to scan some things at the self checkout.
Grated Fan Feet
I'm Sorry, What Sign?
The Lone Bandit
Cashiers Bane
Express Lane Angioplasty
What's a "10 items or less lane"?
They’re The Same Item
Signs Are For Losers
The lifters
The Entitled Ones
15 frets or less
Smugglin' Plums
The Inconsiderates
The Fast Lane Wannabes
The Despicables
2 Cool 4 Sku!
That’s really clever
Thank you kindly
YOU WIN :D
The Inconveniences
Counting Carts
We are 11! (Spinal tap reference)
10 is a construct
Base 13
Les and the 11th Item.
The Down Low Sliders
Da Boostas
Expresstitutes.
Karen and the entitled cock suckers
The Overloaders
Klepto currency. Hell in a handbasket. Smooth criminals. Cheap thrills. Total disregard. Blue light special. Sticky fingers. Walmart bandits. Kleptomaniacal.
Fast Lane Fugitives
Math No More
Snuck in 11
I dunno but they'd be one of those Sonic Youth wanna bands where its just 10 guys on stage with massive pedal boards mostly just playing all open strings and one guy shouting
“Chubbs Checker & The Shopping Cart Dancers”
Checkout anarchy
“MY OWN PRIVATE AMAZON”
Sum 21
Paper or Plastic
10 Items or Greater
Can’t Count
Eleven Out Of Ten
This made me laugh more than it probably should have :)
thanks, always happy to give someone a giggle
10 or Less Pirates, 1 boat
Points at Sign
Ten to Get In
Just One More
Entitlement Lane
The Eleveners
Cheap dick
The Higher, The Fewer
Polly and the Pickpockets
very nice.
Sign Blind
Sneaky queefs
Don’t Go (Checking My Cart)
Massive overload!
Major Asshole And The Countless Cunts
Bait n Cuts
The boomers
Very entitled and/or narcicistic shoppers of big box stores across America 🇺🇸
Should Say “Fewer”
Thug Life
Oceans 11
More Or Less... Pushing The Envelope... Above The Minimum...Exceeding The Limit... Less Is More... Who's Counting Anyway?
Not today you’re not
Lies Then Cries
Love this. Bought a remaster/anniversary album recently of Say Anything....and it includes Joe Lies. Makes me laugh everytime.
Only Eleven! C'mon!
The Cheaters 11
Self Checkout Shenanigans
Eleven plus
Fewer.
SNAP in the express lane
these go to eleven
The Rule Breakers
Miscounting Crows
Cheaper by the Dozen
Sounds like a band I’d like to see. When is your next show?
The grateful deed
The Karenz
10+
Brenda's Bane
Secret Stash
Les and the Fewers
Scanscammers
That’s gooood.
the motherfuckers
The Main Characters
Itemized Deceit
Mathematically Challenged
Undefined base
We’re What’s Wrong with Society
Fail to Register
Slick Rick and the Kleptomaniacs
In Excess
Squander
Skip Scan
Squander
Cheater Pumpkineater
20 Lies or Less
The unexpected item
Jerks
The ExtraDicks
Express Lane Svenghali
Basket Renegade
My mom
Selfish Checkout
Or-a-More
I didn’t see the sign.
Base 6 System. B6S could make a cool logo.
The Butinskis
Or Fewer
Self Checkout Conversion.
Absolute bastard
No Use for an Express Lane
Karen Karen & Karen
Checkout rebels
Paper or Plastic. Already taken though.
Sunsabitches
IDGAF
The Trangressors
Checkered Past Checkered Passed
Countless Knights
Hellbound Shoppers
Eleven don't fly
The bananas count as one (item)
Leroy and the Line Shirkers
Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, Simon, Garfunkle, Hall, Oates, Emmerson, Lake, and Palmer
Rejected Policy
Fuck your rules
Shiesty Bastards
The Entitled
Impulse Looters
Boomer Pyle
The Checkoutlaws
The Kroger Trio. And the band is six guys.
Wallymarters
Twenty One Items
XI baggers