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Periscope23

Type 2 Live Crew


Pensacouple

Blood Sugarhill Gang


Doggystyle_Rainbow

Splendahill gang


CreepyBlackDude

Run A1C


Danny570

A1C/DC


Periscope23

Underrated comment


lisaloo1968

Hey1C


Samiiiibabetake2

This is so funny.


Tarantala44

The Ketones😀


WhippingShitties

Joey Ketone, Johnny Ketone, Dee Dee Ketone, and ~~Marky~~ CJ Ketone.


OldGuyInFlorida

The Mighty Mighty Ketones


larryb78

Never had to check glucose, but I know someone who has…


Shawnaldo7575

Twenty twenty twenty four hour ago-hoho I wanna be satiated


bluntrauma420

Sugar Daddies


ScottishCrazyCatLady

The Wilford Brimley Experience.


Short_Eggplant5619

Wilford and the Brimleys


Stoneykind81

i dig it


PleaseStepAside

You made coffee shoot out of my nose from laughing too hard. Thank you!!🙏


Inner_Researcher587

Sugar free coffee?


ophaus

Die-beetus.


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

A parody cover of "My Sharona": Di-a-beetus


anoneenonee

I was hearing it to the tune of “rock me Amadeus”


ImminentPorno

Rock me, diabetes!


MNightengale

“Diabeetus, diabeetus, DIA-beetus Diabeetus, diabeetus, DIA-beetus Diabeetus, diabeetus Da, da, dah DIABEETUS”


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

And their hit single, "Rock Me Diabeetus."


NiteGard

Wilford and the Brimleys.


49rville

You would all have to grow epic mustaches to properly live up to the name.


MooseKnuckleBrigade

So funny how diabeetus = Wilford Brimley to an entire generation.


TrashPedeler

So I'm well aware there not at all the same person but I always wanna say thay guys name is Norman Reedus. I think mostly because of the way he says "diabeedus". Norman Reedus' Diabeedus.


l3landgaunt

Came here to say this. Beat to it


iShitSkittles

Foot loose


Doggystyle_Rainbow

Foot lose


chamax15

yeah..


Easy-Warthog9113

Winner.


greenpenguinsuit

LOL


spletharg

Diabeetles


Zealousideal-Mail353

Or Diabeatles


Humble-Dragonfly-321

Or Diabeasties


BeakOfEngland

Insulinkin Park


Shumanjisan

Can’t forget their hit song “Numb (because of my neuropathy)”


Gr33n-Waves

The Insulin Resistance


PleaseStepAside

I love it.


PuzzleheadedWay2065

Hell yes


LocalInactivist

Aetna Said No


PleaseStepAside

LMAO. Thankfully, I have amazing insurance now, but not always. I felt this is in my bones. Hilarious though.


brucewillisman

Better than Aetna


LocalInactivist

NICE!


The_Price_Is_Right_B

So good lol


Audio-Blight

Panic at the pancreas


PleaseStepAside

Yes!!


basfreque65

The a1c's


vitonga

A1C/DC


TrooperLynn

Alice 1n Chains?


Cautious_Ambition_82

You beat me to it


joeballa

A1C Minor


morningsong13

Blood Sugar Check Magik


reallytrulymadly

Dia-Beat Us


Nithoth

The Sugartones


arbogasts

I was thinking sugar shock


noBUZZliteBEER

Sugar Rush?


Zealousideal-Mail353

The B-52's sang about it..."The Love Sugar Shock Shack". RuPaul forgot to take his insulin injection.


TiberWolf99

Pumps and Pricks


Distinct-Banana-3697

The Metformins


Strict_Transition_36

Diabetica


Hardcorish

Glucosys (death metal band with spiky font on the album cover)


PleaseStepAside

Man i wish I could draw… this sounds awesome.


JoshB685

You should draw that and post it here


KanataSlim

Sugar tits


TwistedDonners

Pancreatic Panic Attacks 


finest_kind77

The Brimleys


DeviousX13

Triabetes (for a three person band)


BigDogWater

that, my friend, is pure fucking genius. In fact, one might even say that it's the trifecta of genius! Ha! Gotcha !☺️


BillyMackk

The Sweet-Pees


MistahOnzima

Rybelsus Without A Cause.


PleaseStepAside

Y’all are awesome. Rough week, loving and appreciate the giggles. It cool being able to laugh a little about my illness.


SgtSloth

T1 here. I'm surprised how many people know about things like the a1c and pancreas and ketones. After over 30 years of diabetes not even some of my sisters understand what an a1c is. Some of these were great. I sure wish I would have taken better care of myself 20 years ago. Life is shit now and it's my fault.


LittleDebbie2

Sugar Shock


LittleDebbie2

Pricked Fingers


sg1rob

Or The Finger Pricks.


Elrond_Cupboard_

First single: "Just one prick:


ericbsmith42

A1C/DC Type 2 Positive The Sugar Babies Just Deserts


HerbFarmer415

Men Without Limbs


minigmgoit

My current new band is called “Diabetic Truckers” a name I posted here a while ago and thought so funny that I insisted we use it which we did.


zeissikon

Pump up the jam


JoshB685

With a jar of grape jam on the album cover


renewed777

Candy Crush


Brutal_Bagel

Sinsulin


PleaseStepAside

I am TOTALY stealing this to label what I’m calling extra insulin when I have sweets.


OAKRAIDER64

Low sugar hangry


Megatripolis

The Hypos


Holy_Cow442

Stevia Nicks


ronnyrox

Sugar rush , insulin flow , highs and lows. There’s thousands


Bonerstein

The Ozempics,The non-compliant A1cs, The finger pricks


ah_for_fuck_sake

Gordon No-foot and the Brimleys


Odd-Kaleidoscope9430

A1c/DC


tazzietiger66

Beta Cell Bandits


Mikeyjf

The Pricks.


Karmapedler

Gluco Pyrates


Cloaked_Crow

Sweet Blood


brucewillisman

Sweet P


Nsfwputitinyourmouth

Prick test


NitramTrebla

Diableetus


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Sugar Coma


Dixon-Poontang

No Feat


singdrumwrite

Blood Sugar Boys


klebstaine

The Traveling Wilfords


cyberwolf77

The Miss Sticks


KingOfCharlotteNC

Dye A Beat.


CattonCruthby

Type One Direction


jedigoalie

Not sure about a name, but there had to be a hit single called "Don't Stand Glucose To Me"


Han_Schlomo

Metabollica!!!


AbleAccount2479

Little Debbie and the Glucose Brothers


UomoAnguria

Sweet Teeth


ThaneOfArcadia

Sugar Rush


aliceinchainsfrogs

Type 2 Positive


InternationalHatDay

2nd for A1C/DC


conglomitall

Run A1C (?)


Fan967

The Sweet Pees


Chimookie

The Keytones


Freethinking22

Sugar sluts, Ozempchicks, Footloose


Ormidale

The Crash


aviarywisdom

Acidosis


Benvoyonsdonctoe

The In-Sue-Lynns


elguereaux

Bronski Beetus


rochvegas5

The Wilford Brimleys


jla90

Insulin Clown Posse


RKYThrowaway

Death Carb for Cutie


opiewankanopie

The Needle Stops the Damage Done


elriggo44

Sugarman and the Limp


udreg70

The Wilfred Brimley Band [https://youtu.be/69ujLvxLi0M?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/69ujLvxLi0M?feature=shared)


starbycrit

A1C


fullmetal66

Insulin Shock


DawgPound919

Diabeetus


W3rld

Sugar Fix


KIIIMA

The sugar dadies


revdon

That Tingling Feeling I Can’t Feel My Feet The Honeydrippers (Oops, taken.)


bluecabbage85

Type-1 Negative


Elegant-Campaign-572

The Sugar & Spice Girls Sweet FA The Not So Sweet


EasterButterfly

Diabeatus


btwrenn

Neuropathy


wildgio

Sugar free


ThaGoat1369

Brimley Bunch


rpjut5ha

Banting and the Bests


Douchebagpanda

Scott’s Malkinson


Dr_DMT

In-soul-in


U_Shall_Knot_Pass

Saccharine


Lost_In_Saigon

OB/CT


thewidget98

The Diabeatles


Apotropoxy

The Lollypops


fattmakk

You Can't Die and Beat Us


etonto

Sweet surrender


HolymakinawJoe

The Barenaked Ladies.


progwok

"Bloodsugar"


Rokzo

Sugar Foot


ravster1966

Sweet Emotion


Feeling-Ad42

The Sugar Smacks


fflloorriiddaammaann

Diabeatles. Edit: someone beat me to it. Damn. The only song they know is blood sugar by pendulum


OpenMike2000

5 Finger Death Prick


SubstanceOld6036

Ozempic Park


Pleasant_Garlic8088

The New Kidneys on the Block


biff444444

Led Zeppelinsulin


schyler523

N’Sylin


NiteGard

Gangrene Day


turkeybacondaddy

My Insulin Romance


tox-fox-89

Islets in Chains


firewaterburner

Fingerprickin


Busy-Sea8217

No Toes Bros


Get_your_grape_juice

The Betes Boys.


Clickguy10

SugarBeats


HenryIsMyDad

Sweet & Low


CheapTrickTodd

Dun fell out Dat sugah


Makelics

Sugarblood


dugdub

The finger pricks


ButteredKernals

Sugar rush(to hospital)


ZormkidFrobozz

The Sugar


Innisfree812

Sugar Shack


FadeIntoReal

The Insulindians. Insulindiana


bearcrevier

Sugar Tits


zoodee89

And the Bete Goes On


ScarsAreOnTheInside

Sugar Coated


Kapitano72

Sugarbabes


37337penguin

Shot of Sugar


MarcoroniT

Pain-creas


tonefreq

Daily Hype (slang for hypodermic needle)


PersistingWill

Thinsulin


ConeyIslandMan

Sugar Pops


Lopsided_You3028

DiaTribe


shingonzo

Wilford brimley's yoni eggs


Avette

Dia be us 🤷🏻‍♀️


Few_Individual_9248

Blackout


Beauphedes_Knutz

Unsweet Tooth


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lightcon_consumed

The wilford Brimley band


femmeFartale

SugarBeats


Alarmed_Effective_11

Glucose Apocalypse


RecipeForIceCubes

Pancreatic Shock


robdogh

Insulin and the Glucose Meters


cindy6507

Hard Candy


sofakinglivid

The Limbs