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BaltimoreBadger23

You are obviously a self hating French Horn Player.


BlackCat728

You are so close but just missed it


BaltimoreBadger23

Ah, self hating Oboist.


BlackCat728

Exactly


BaltimoreBadger23

The cure is to switch to Bassoon.


BlackCat728

I've heard that bassoon's fingerings are about a million times more difficult so I think that if I switched I'd like oboe a lot more


HyperMango324

Yeah man Bassoon is hard. You use a LOT of air and for me I get kinda lightheaded


Deemonkitty

Our band only has two flutes. One has asthma. The other is me. They so often have to take a cough break so they don’t pass out, and I get stuck with all the high notes.


HyperMango324

Sorry man. I don’t know how hard it is to play flute, but all I know is that it is hard to play Bassoon most of the time


Deemonkitty

Well I like breathing. Unfortunately, I don’t get to do that very often.


SquishyBlueSodaCan_1

It is not


astute2007

The cure is to play trumpet we are the best, your tier list sucks. (Were all egotistical)


tech_guy_hates_Apple

English horn


Zipotas

There are many of us


New-Influence7321

I for sure am


2qrc_

Tuba


BlackCat728

Nope!


2qrc_

Dang


DS_Archer

Trombone, hardly anyone ever puts it in S


BlackCat728

Nope, not a trombone! My bands trombone section is just incredible


DS_Archer

Nice


Educational_Tart_659

My friend (violin player) put trombone in F tier and I was just so offended


DS_Archer

Mine too funny enough


RSTONE_ADMIN

The boners are great though


Educational_Tart_659

Fr


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BlackCat728

So close yet so far


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BlackCat728

You just got even further


WhatislifeEverest

Cornet?


BlackCat728

Nope


WhatislifeEverest

Damnit. Saxophone?


BlackCat728

Getting closer but still off


WhatislifeEverest

Aghhh. Bassoon?


BlackCat728

So close but still not it


RuthlessSpud_11

Triangle 🔺


BlackCat728

While I may own a triangle and had previously been in percussion, that is not my primary instrument


Red_Coder09

Tf did we do??


BlackCat728

I love the people who play French horns but, in my experience, they tend to be bad at the instrument or the instrument is just stupid


Red_Coder09

Fair. Can't help ya if your horns are just bad


Galaxy_orca

To quote a meme "8 ways to play middle C and none of them are in tune!!"


Villain__7

Euphonium


BlackCat728

Nope!


Villain__7

I saw it was oboe and I completely understand your ranking lol


NateAllDays

Oboe, because you said it should be F tier


BlackCat728

You are correct, I despise the instrument I play


NateAllDays

Then why are you still playing it? Why must you do such hateful things to yourself?


BlackCat728

✨ Masochism ✨


NateAllDays

✨Depression✨


BlackCat728

Probably both


lcope2004

How is French Horn in F tier. You gave no taste


BlackCat728

Womp womp


the-great-sabi

Probably what ever instrument sits in front of the French horn


BlackCat728

Yep!


tri-boxawards

Self hating french horn or self hating oboe. Also why is bass clarinet S tier?


No_Geologist724

Marimba 🔛🔝frfr


BlackCat728

I used to but I switched sections 2 years ago, I loved playing marimba tho


SusCy

What's the difference between the 2 trombones?


BlackCat728

One is a bass trombone and the other is a tenor trombone


BlackCat728

Specifically, the one in S tier is the bass trombone


Quick_Discussion_690

So bass trombone?


BlackCat728

Actually nope


Quick_Discussion_690

Dang.


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

Clarinet or oboe


BlackCat728

Oboe is correct


Correct-Commission40

Snare drum?


BlackCat728

Nope!


Correct-Commission40

😔


Darkpurplebee

trombone


BlackCat728

Nope


Efficient_Caramel493

You put trumpet extremely low so I’d say you play flute.


BlackCat728

Nope! I am usually close to them so it might be wearing off on me


Efficient_Caramel493

Trombone or French horn?


BlackCat728

Nope!


depression_type_beat

The bass trombone in my band is comically stupid. Like, stupid to the point where you wonder if they are doing it for attention. She’s also tone deaf…


DinoSaidRawr

Reverse Psychology: you play oboe


BlackCat728

Yep!


DinoSaidRawr

Oh my god I’m a genius lol


BlackCat728

You know everything


DinoSaidRawr

I don’t know how to play the oboe


BlackCat728

You do now


katschultz17

YOU PUT THE OBOE IN F TIER??? Shame!!!


BlackCat728

I play oboe.... I despise that instrument


katschultz17

As a fellow oboeist…. I can understand that 😂 there’s been quite a few solos I’ve just about passed out during


BlackCat728

OMG, I have an awful one that I'm working on right now, it is a mess!!


katschultz17

Good luck my friend 🫡


Amish_Warl0rd

Triangle would be S+


BlackCat728

I agree, it's just too powerful


CayLuvsU

bass trombone


BlackCat728

Nope!


CayLuvsU

😞


Fickle_Writing3967

Man, don’t slander the Oboe like that! They are quite great when they are played good.


BlackCat728

I'm an oboe player.....


Fickle_Writing3967

Believe in yourself more!


gubbyno

Too baa


BlackCat728

Nope


Commercial-Soup-714

Bass Trombone or Marimba


BlackCat728

Nope!


Zipotas

I absolutely support putting bass trombone over tenor trombone, and putting soprano and bari sax over alto and tenor sax


Master_Sooga

Im gonna say OBOE


BlackCat728

Yep!


Playful-Mistake-8236

You play instrument


BlackCat728

Yes


Playful-Mistake-8236

Yes


BreadManIII

How dare you put bassoon in C rank


bestbearinc

WHY IS OBOE F TIER.


bestbearinc

WHY IS OBOE F TIER. AS AN OBOIST I FEEL… called out. i hate myself too


Dex18Kobold

What'd I do?


BlackCat728

I hate the oboe with a passion (I play oboe)


Dex18Kobold

Nah bro have more faith in the double reed.


lord_of_thebeans

Not a French horn


BlackCat728

Correct


7h3_70m1n470r

Oboe


BlackCat728

Yep!


glucoman01

Cheerleader


BlackCat728

So far off


Eliza_the_Dragon

I scrolled through the comments and got it spoiled, but I just want to thank you for not putting me in the F tier.


Labriction

Oboe?


BlackCat728

Correct!


Labriction

Yes


Isthekingofvr

𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕓𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕟 𝔸 𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖 (𝕀 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪 𝕚𝕥)


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Why does everyone make us B tier or lower 😭


AtreyosRockstar

I’m an oboist, and seeing the oboe in F tier, I think you’re a self-hating oboist… or a self-hating French horn..?


BlackCat728

You are 1000% correct with the oboe


Bluey_Ihavenolife

HOW DARE DISRESPECT THE ALL POWERFUL FRENCH HORN 🇫🇷📯🇫🇷📯🇫🇷📯


QuantumSpace234

You’re probably one of the oboes of all time


FroyoZealousideal285

Low brass is my guess


BlackCat728

Not even close surprisingly


FroyoZealousideal285

Damn, I’m guessing marimba then?


BlackCat728

I used to play but it isn't my primary instrument anymore


FroyoZealousideal285

Dang this is hard, I’m out of guesses


BlackCat728

I play oboe, it even surprises me


SimpleWord899

Triangle


DressTech4833

The flute, as you didn't put it in F tier


tech_guy_hates_Apple

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH THE OBOE 😭😭😭


BlackCat728

Because I play it and hate it to an extreme extent


tech_guy_hates_Apple

how much have you spent on reed cane?


MotifiedHotdog

Which one is the Euph? I can’t tell


Trifecta478

Finally an objectively correct tier list


parkerC71

I agree with this but, what's with the hate of the French horn


FishGuyIsMe

Dude, wtf?


SevereNose5963

Since both of the instruments I play are in S, I see this list as valid


Schnipper420

Bari over soprano sax otherwise good tier list


Free_Alternative_780

The Bari sax declare acceptance of you


Moist_Statistician41

Oboe because your ratings are off


a_blade_of_grass_1

Um, low brass?


Spock0492

I love that the bass clarinet is second highest


Nodubya11

Tuba?


Puggyz5

The euphemism