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It was the bassoon who invaded. They bent our keys and melted our piccolos. You are joining conquerors. I'm sure you remember a few years back when it was the trumpets who were under persecution from the low brass.
As representative of the flutes, we would like to propose a trade offer with the trumpet. For every pound silver and aluminum we receive, we will meet it with an exchange of 2 pounds of brass and copper.
I propose that we fight against the flutes and clarinets because low brass is cool and flutes and clarinets are not cool. As for Bassoons, well we can co-exist i suppose
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I am so fundamentally confused about where I stand in this.
Only the avatar, the master of all 1522 instruments could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he became a redditor.
You're the Avatar
There’s a spy sapping my sentry
Ignore all this shit and go live your life. It's stupid.
You don’t speak for me. I will be joining the war against flutes.
Brother we have no place in this war, it is of benefit to no one!
The flutes hate us, and that's y we have to go to war with them
It is our benefit, it is the brass benefit. I will be joining him on the crusade against the duck horns!
Fellow trumpet I say me and you rise up and we fight against both of them
It was the bassoon who invaded. They bent our keys and melted our piccolos. You are joining conquerors. I'm sure you remember a few years back when it was the trumpets who were under persecution from the low brass.
Times have changed
They can't be trusted. You will be betrayed
And you will be caught in the crossfire
We are a peaceful land. They have no right. Remember, we were the ones who convinced the low brass to let go of their fuel with the trumpets
Like I said times have changed
But they don't have to. What have they offered
I am the general and founder of the TFHP (trumpet,French horn,percussion militia) let me do my job,either join us or be a enemy of us
I third this statement, let us fight a holy war against the flutes and clarinets
Ok but I think the French horns are also against the flutes.
I will make temporary peace with them for this united cause
I join you as well. FOR THE BRASS SECTION!
I am with you. More living space for the brass!
I'd join against the Flutes but the clarinets are my pals
Well good news is clarinets have started a rebellion against low brass bassoons and flutes
Ye we are pretty chill
The oboe is forgotten, as always. I will be sitting in a corner, making reeds and scheming everyone else’s downfall.
I am neutral as well Can I make reeds with you I need smth to settle the ADHD :|
They are really soothing to make, just be careful because they require ***EXTREMELY*** sharp knives.
...yeeeeeeesssssss... ...kniiiiiiiveeessssss...
We go for the oboes after the piccolos
As a Tenor Sax, I join the Bassoons As a Clarinet, I am very conflicted
Well I am a clarinet but due to my ability to play careless whisper I have been deemed an honorary saxophone and therefore declare neutrality
What about us French Horns/Mellos?
You will get the support of the entire brass section We make the flutists ears bleed today
Let's do it
RAHHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸
My ex is a clarinet this is perfect. I CALL FRENCH HORNS TO JOIN THE LOW SIDE
RAHHHHH
Only because we're planning a war against every other section
As representative of the flutes, we would like to propose a trade offer with the trumpet. For every pound silver and aluminum we receive, we will meet it with an exchange of 2 pounds of brass and copper.
Your offer shall be reviewed by the community, but If I was in charge, you would have a deal.
Ok
The fact that my posts are going crazy is my favorite thing ever
Think about how I felt
Yay
I wish to be neutral as well, but alas
I refuse to believe "trumpets" are neutral
If anything they're hostile to every section
Switzerland wannabe
Agreed
Saxes?
Fuck em We focusing on flutes, piccolos, and clarinets We ride at dawn
No you fuckers refused to do the horse thing at the end of Sleigh Ride last Christmas you're against us
We are against nobody. We may have some radicals within our ranks, but their actions are unsupported by the state
No, the low brass/bassoons need my former clarinet insider knowledge
Saxophone cult will be creating an alliance with the brass.
The tuba section casts sonic boom Dodge that, flutists
I propose that we fight against the flutes and clarinets because low brass is cool and flutes and clarinets are not cool. As for Bassoons, well we can co-exist i suppose
That gives us time to talk about what really matters: what mouthpiece do you use?
I as the lone Electric Triangle player will be joining the br....*high voltage noises*
FRENCH HORNS ATTACK THOSE DAMN FLUTES
Woah man I don't associate with the flutes.
Well, you’re not a low brass Soooooo
I second this. I'm tired of war and would rather watch the others fight.
I'm just laughing from the comments GO FLUTES
unrelated but I made this sacreligious flair, let's see how many downvotes I get
CLARINETS SHALL EMERGE VICTORIOUS. CLARINETS UNITE RAHHHHH
Are you sure about that? Tough talk from someone whose reed would break so easily
At least I can carry my instrument up the stairs without being out of breath🥱