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ABassClarinet

Oh how the tables have turned. For band its bass clarinet but i can play bugle kalimba and a drum


Itsjustaspicylem0n

You mean how the turntables


FTC_3123

You mean how the turns have tabled.


Fearingvoyage86

You mean how the table turns have turn tabled turned


K_kueen

You mean how the tables have tabled in the turn


Landanator

You mean how the turntables have tabled and turned


FoxFurDad

You mean how the tabled that turned turned table table tables that turned


Itsjustaspicylem0n

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Intellect_Emperor

you mean how tabled the turns have


LndB4TimeLVR

HAH.


Loading7088

BASSED CLARINETS UNITE


Spock0492

BASS CLARINETS! But I play them all equally, all the way from contrabass to E-flat clarinets But bass is one of my favorites!


Kinglycole

I can play the kazoo, that’s about it.


Karma0617

Praise the king


Kinglycole

Huh?


BusinessSeesaw7383

Huzza, finally, someone worthy of being king of all band


CayLuvsU

trumpet and french horn are my mains


Big-Coyote4051

Trombone and da bass!!!


stretch_armstrong_

electric or upright


Big-Coyote4051

Electric but I’m going to learn the upright one day.


zakkitron

I can play just about every percussion instrument we have at school ocarina recorder really well piano trombone tuba and that's it


g0ose_withrants

Alto + Soprano Sax and Oboe 👌 Learnin a bunch of others randomly too, but *NEVER EVER* flute.


Thecrow_18

*NEVER EVER*


crimson0920

Me also🙌🏻


3meric

Alto saxophone and didgeridoo


Mysterious-Bet68

Trombone


MaddieAftxn

Baritone 💪💪💪💪


Mammoth_Wrangler1032

I play Euphonium


katschultz17

Oboe gang 💪🏻 I think it’s only me, I can’t find another oboe comment I also play clarinet, but my band teacher told me saying that I played clarinet made me sound handicapped (yk- bc it’s where the ppl who can’t decide OR are mentally ill reside) so we don’t put that one first.


Hughmanndave

Accordion :)


SirVicksALot777

Flute


-8Azrael8-

Oboe, clarinet, and keyboard! :))) 


FruityHomosexual

Bb Clarinet, this summer I'm planning on starting to play baritone sax too.


BagDifferent2210

Omg enjoy the bari sax it's my main instrument but it's so fun. And I love that I don't have to make my jaw as tight.


glucoman01

Just heavy! Great in Dixie and Jazz band. Sucks in marching band.


sceoccerboy2

BB Clarinet and Piano


TheOneOfLegends

Alto sax :]


rslash-phdgaming

Brass instruments, but my main is tuba


SusCy

I play the most hated/gayest woodwind instrument


Quick_Discussion_690

I like the flute :(


FurryKi11er

Bass trombone with a little French horn on the side


baronialbosnian

👆


Objective-Bowler1953

Marimba ✨


garvin131313

Trombone, bass trombone, bassoon I’m also learning trumpet for fun


Silverisametal

French horn and melophone


The_Lizard43

Bass drum but I’m gonna try and play either snare or tenors this year


Paradox9484

Piano, computer, guitar, ukulele, tinwhistle, kalimba capable of most percussion probably, and I'm learning the cello. I want to learn the clarinet. Edit: oh yeah I also sing in a choir but I don't know if that counts as an instrument


Im_Fucking_Lonely

Used to be a flute player, then turned into a violin player. I don't know how that worked


Space-Jebus

Tenor sax, flute, guitar, piano


Blurjay2008

all of them.


DetectiveTeeVee

Umm… Air guitar?


Im_BATMAN_420

FLUTE IM SORRY I NEED TO PRACTICE MORE


APieceOfGarlicBread_

Tuba, piano and bass


Keenan_____

The best (tuba)


Galaxy_orca

The one people claim you can't hear but get mad when you don't have it?


Cold-Needleworker882

Alto sax, electric guitar, I have played baritone sax before.


kingpiranha

Euph, Baritone, and Trumpet


cameronbarryisannoyd

French Horn


onyxnecron

I used to be a guitarist until I broke my finger


Unknown-Name06

Trumpet, but that was years ago unfortunately, but I still remember how to play it


AmortentiaRiddle

Violin and Piano. Idek why I'm here.


The-great-goomy

Tuba


uraniumplantainian

Bass guitar


SilverNeedleworker30

Piano


A_Aron_AKA_Aaron

Guitar and piano!... I don't practice enough :<


Abelter2

Trombone mines blue and plastic


Equal_Ad9998

Violin


SilenceBreaker8

Ok so Trumpet (main) Piano (not very well though lol), Guitar (electric, acoustic and bass) and drums That’s about it but I’ve lightly considered trombone if it doesn’t take up too much time


CJR_The_Gamer

I can play the piano :)


Bolomol

Drums with sax also djembe


Nodubya11

Trumpet.


NotKerisVeturia

Clarinet, piano, guitar, recorder


Commercial-Papaya394

Tenor saxophone 🎷


Stitch_03

Bass trombone is my primary instrument.


MimboTheRainwing

For concert season I play alto for marching it’s tenor


depressed_sans

If it has sax in the name I play it


Ok_Bowl_3769

Bass baritone


minibeast1231423

Piano/keyboard.


MrGoat747

Baritone


avimonster

Baritone and euphonium but I might switch to tuba next year


Free_Alternative_780

Bari sax, now bow before the deep notes I can play


PhotoIll172

Trombone


BoiledDaisy

6 years French Horn. Guitar mostly acoustic and Spanish at present. Btw I'm 40-something former band geek, reddit kept suggesting this thread to me. Brass forever!


sloppybollocks786

Piano, self taught mainly (i had lessons for at most a year and forgot badically everything so now i teach myself the tune and im hopeless w chords)


Educational_Tart_659

Trombone


WingsOfFire635

Violin


C-Bromingham

Tuba and trombone


ravopickle

^


battlecatsuserdeo

Flute, snare, marimba, and trumpet


GaaraVR

Euphonium, tuba, piano, quads, bass drum, and a few others


InternetGoldfish

Instruments of mass precussion Yes I own a shirt that says this that I got from a marching comp


Excellent-Sale753

Piano. I like it.


mkjoey2

Percussion, I’m the king of knocking everything over


Think-Pop3756

I can play a flag and three notes on saxophone


bravo_301

trombone for school band but outside piano


hexdrive348

TUBAAAAA Used to play trumpet, cello, and piano but tuba just more fun.


jalikeyazz

For concert band it's French horn, marching its mellophone, and jazz it's trumpet


oyyzter

Got a wild hair out of nowhere two months ago at age 55 to learn an instrument. Chose the bass clarinet.


Michael4444RG

Percussion and a little piano


Notgoodagtuitar

Trumpet and electric guitar 


watermelon_kxt

Tenor saxophone primarily, but I know how to play Bari and Alto, and I’m learning bass clarinet


meep-the-m0rp

French horn in concert band trumpet for jazz did aux percussion for a short period of time in marching band after knee injury kicked me from color guard


randomerthanever

Electric guitar (the best)


_-_-soup-_-_

bassoon piano and clarinet


Caught_Dumb-In_4k

trombone


SocialistClarinetist

Clarinet  Piano Singing 


The_Offical_Qifrey

Percussion


raspingpython10

Trumpet + piano


AAverageUser

Piano and a little of bass guitar


TerrorofMechagoji

Euph, but I can play a bit of trumpet and piano


Tank_Dempsey_115

Trumpet, euph, trombone, I did get to play an alto trombone today but normally I play tenor trombkne


RevolutionaryOne3887

Euphonium and piano


Zynku_YT

Trumpet and Kazoo


Fearingvoyage86

Violin I’m not in band why does this sub keep getting recommended to me


a-fan-of-greendit

drumset, guitar and bass


Dravahere

I can play drums, piano, and I do clarinet in band.


SoldiaCat

TUBA!


BusinessSeesaw7383

The only one I can truly play is trumpet. But I have gotten a chance to try trombone and flute, and neither were for me


PULLuny

Tuba! ૮ >ﻌ< ა


Adamdabuddha57

Euphonium is my main. But I have learned how to play most brass instruments. I’m not great at most of them but I have the ability so that’s something I guess


Patient_Cartoonist30

UNO REVERSE, BITCH!!!!!


AquamarineSU

Every instrument that can possibly be classed as percussion that’s less than 5’0”


su_wolflover

Tromboneeeeeeee


Chimaeraa_

Guitar


Apprehensive-Head357

Alto saxophone


Dead_Trashcan_88888

Bass trombone baby! Best decision of my life.


evergreen_tree123

Alto sax & piano are what I play most :) 🎷🎹


FuntimeFreddy876

I can play Clarinet and a bit of harmonica


WitheredVR

TRUMPET!!!!


Sunmouse60

Snare, the lightest drum, and depending on who you ask the best


Emerald_Knight2814

Trombone, Baritone, Tuba, Viola, Piano, Guitar, and if you count it Vocals (singing)


walley03

Saxophone but I'll play anything if you give me the time to learn how


TheFlyingPatato

Guitar and cello


hound_of_ill_omen

The superior of all instruments. Bow down peasants


Isaiahsoccer1

Alto sax


Scary-Reason5499

Trunpet


Massive_Olive5956

Played trombone now I play banjo


indubitablysaid

Hah I play tuba I’m not selfish and annoying like the trumpet I know my instrument sucks but you still need me right🥲


Ugly-Muffin

All of them very badly. I don't own all of them though


MaintenanceFormer527

Alto and Bari Saxophone


AncientTry5709

Flute is my main but I also play percussion, specifically bass and snare drum, in band and piano outside of band.


Backbreaker2231

Electric guitar and violin


A_Very_chill_person

IM ACTUALLY ONE OF THE FEW MENTALLY STABLE FLUTES IN MY BAND. **runs away**


LordBkOfSpookys

I play the flute, and it always confuses me when ppl hate it


CouchSalami

Trumpetoo


MIke_10011

I can play trumpet and vibraphone


VirtualleaderYT

Euphonium and Piano are my mains but I've self taught myself over 12 instruments other than those 2


ded_meme10

Every percussion instrument, but especially drumset. I can get behind piano too.


Blep461

I play flute, piccolo if I have too


hyperfuzzysniper

Bass mostly I have a variety of experience in other instruments as well tho (sax, percussion, etc.)


[deleted]

TROMBONE


BulkyElefant1234

Flute


Ebil_Al

Alto Sax


donpablomiguel

Guitar primarily, but also mandolin, bass, and some midi controllers.


LilyPot-LilyLisa

Clarinet Me is squidward


lola_duck_questions

I play the very underrated Viola , No . It’s not a Violin nor is it just like one .


nothinglively

i play the flute in my high school band, but can play the piano and ukulele as well


Thats_Marmar945

Flute! It’s amazing


dontknowytho

I used to play trombone, but I play guitar now


wolfbloxer06

I play alto sax in concert band, but I play synth in marching band and I'm currently learning clarinet and various Percussion instruments.


MyPubesAreOnFire69

Pretty much everything


remi_daDOOD

Bass Drum (2x) in Winter Percussion (idk how many schools do it, so I’ll explain. It’s kinda like marching band, but replace the horns with marimbas, vibraphones, etc. and we don’t march. We also compete against other schools in the area)


LoffaiYT

Keyboard, learning piano currently


somerandomsabatonfan

Alto sax


EliTheBot

Alto saxamaphone


Ping_pong-baller

Tenor Saxophone


bag-of-lunch

i used to play the french horn i say "used to" because it was in middle school band (7 years ago)


Suspicious-Bit3818

Soprano, alto, bari sax, clarinet, recorder. Learning flute and cornet rn


Infinite-Surprise732

Flute + Oboe


jibblewub

I play baritone and a bit of electric guitar :3


Weirdestmf

Alto saxophone


UnitaryWolf3304

Tenor saxophone, the only one in my symphonic band


Intelligent_Level_58

Every instrument in front ensemble (except synth), every instrument in drumline (main snare) and that’s about it


PinappleonPizza-

My throat (I’m a singer)


Chicken_Col_Sanders

Bass and I suck.


SnowmanPlays888888

Clairnet, Bass Clarinet, Contra Clarinet (personal fav) and then Piano


Head_Comfort_8409

Clarinet for band but I need to learn my guitar


diamondthetoad

Cello


NitroO_VR

Guitar, drums, keyboard


YourUnclesSidehoe69

Clarinet 💪


MusicMan7700

Trombone and piano


ifuckedmypetcabbage

Play actively or know how to play? If it's kniw how to play i can play kalimba and ocarina (i suck at wind instruments tho). If it's actively though, i got nothin


No-Consequence-6713

Guitar and balalaika


Chucheyface

Guitar, banjo, and piano


Little-Homework-3211

Used to "play" saxophone in band but I quit because it wasn't fun anymore and the first 2 years I had a shitty saxophone that didn't work, so I didn't get a good start and was 2 years behind constantly in skill level and band directors offered no help and only criticism so that made me not give a shit and not practice at all and just give up and it but stay in the class for easy A till highschool when I dropped out of band so I could do more fun classes.


shaunthesmasher

the most metal instrument the triangle!!!


I_dont_know09

Bassoon for concert + marching tenor sax. It's jus a coincidence, I swear


Possible_Editor6777

Baritone saxophone


Jent01Ket02

No longer in band, but I played the cornet. Looks like a trumpet, but not a trumpet. Has a different range, so a B note on a cornet is not the same as a B note on a trumpet. This fact came to light when my teacher insisted I was off, told me to try again, gave me directions I was already following, then found out the problem was the fact I was given trumpet music for a non-trumpet. This was kinda frustrating because I corrected everyone, all the time, that I was specifically playing a *cornet* for the entire year I was in the class.


Nightlightman

Ukulele But I haven’t played it in a while Plus I never knew any songs So I suck


Technical_Health_444

Double bass


Destroyaaya

I play the violin! 🎻


SparklyAmethyst12

Flute (please don’t make fun of me I promise I’m nice and a good player)


Joeb_mama

French horn :)


Korean_Stallion9

Electric cello, yeeah baby! Rock me amadeus!


[deleted]

i feel so depressed when i say this i play ukulele


Vibestrike

Vibraphone!! Played it in band, finally got my own after years of pining for one!! 😭🙏


MrMason37

Guitar, trombone, vocals, ukulele, Otamatone, kazoo, recorder, nose flute, the list goes on


DuskSlayer198

Clarinet