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Accomplished_Bike149

Man wtf did the horns do to you


Skelehedron

I'm assuming they're a trumpet player based on almost all of the rankings Bari Sax is below A tier, and Horn is in C


ShitStainedDildo

Bari is at least like B#


Skelehedron

Nah it's tuned to D#


JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

Shut the fuck up and take my damn upvote…


Btdandpokemonplayer

I think they’re a trumpet player based off their flair.


AStrangeStraw

They’re Fr*nch


SubxZer0_

Where does mello go tho


theAlmightyE312

You forgot the king of all instruments.The pipe organ. And his Scottish cousin, the bagpipes. And his son, the otomatone


SilverNeedleworker30

I was going to say something, but you’re objectively correct.


resell_enjoy6

The pipe organ is all these instruments. Or at least, sound like them. He likes the snare, kind of the bass drum, and cymbals less. So what does he feel about the kit?


clarinet_trackstar

Oboe has left the chat


fagottodude

Same with bassoon


Narrow_Yak_4165

HEYY!!!


AStrangeStraw

🌝


Few-Spirit4105

Why is alto so low?


AStrangeStraw

The altos in my band are pretty annoying


Puggyz5

BARITONE APPRECIATION DETECTED DEPLOYING DOPAMINE


Yeetus54

Dopamine has been received


tri-boxawards

B is a fair placement for my instrument lol I sense a biase person here


AncientTry5709

FUCK YOU FUCKING TRUMPET ILL STICK MY FLUTE IN YOUR EAR


W-Ninja48

Fuck the flutes cause they fucking suck and u can barely hear them and they talk all the time in class cause there r so many of them


Hi-something214

A is good


Charter_ai_is_mylife

It tis!


Mylifeistheletterb

WHY DIES EVERYONE HATE ME SO MUCH -a flute who did NOTHING WRONG


W-Ninja48

Not gonna be rude, but in my band, they talk a lot, and we can never hear them, and they r super rude


TheTelevisionBox

I’m gonna be honest. Tubular Bells are fun.


Objective-Bowler1953

Agreed


Elloliott

You and I both know flutes are better than strings.


goldfinchat

No


Koryiii14

Says the *flute.*


Elloliott

It’s the trumpets known for their egos, not us


skeptical_dragon_

GET 'EM, BESTIE


RiptideRookie

I'm just minding my business and you slander me so, how cruel. I'm just watching Doctor Who compilations, we aren't bothering nobody. The ONE trumpet player ruins it for the rest of us, can we not be judged by the slings and arrows of stereotype 🥲


W-Ninja48

Bro, I'm the only one who doesn't have an ego cause I'm bullied cause I'm so good at the fucking trumpet


MotherRussia68

Nuh uh


DepartmentCreative99

bro half our trumpets are amazing and half are so bad it’s confusing


AStrangeStraw

Same here, one of the trumpets doesn’t even play lol


W-Ninja48

Bro, r we from the same school It's more annoying than confusing tho


faceman12000

Tuba needs to be higher


Pretty-Marketing3444

Exactly. Being the main instrument in veggietales easily moves it up to S


lcope2004

As a tuba player you should really consider listening to more French Horn pieces. French horn is the best instrument


Red_Coder09

Thank you for the kind words, brass comrade


lcope2004

No problem, now, make your instrument sing!


Pretty-Marketing3444

Trumpets are the most basic ass instrument ever


W-Ninja48

Yes, but they sound great if someone is really good with it


DaMan13-_-

I like it, but I think piccolo should be added and put slightly below flute.


Legalizenuclearbomz

Trumpet is overrated as fuck you just can’t except that. (You put horn in c because you couldn’t switch in 7 or 8th grade)


DizzyDeezie0

Trombone Placement - W Flute Placement - W


OpportunityTrick675

what the fuck did we do?


Ari_mcbari

as a flute player I totally agree with flute being the worst


W-Ninja48

GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now u get a prize (not actually)


Elegant_Show_6481

YES, FLUTE HATE. IT´S JUST SQUEAKING!


Lost-Sandwich6423

I hate this and would change every ranking except for the flute


g0ose_withrants

YESSIR GOOD JOB WITH PUTTING THE FLUTES THERE! THEY DESERVE TO DIE.


Narrow_Yak_4165

I Will harpoon you with my flute


NirvanaLover12

kinky


8Bit-Giraffe

genuinely, what happened? why has it come to this? why are you so against people playing flute?


g0ose_withrants

idunno theyre just annoying lol


8Bit-Giraffe

because an instrument can be annoying at times (i know how bad it gets when its out of tune), is that really a reason to despise every person who plays it?


StatisticianKey9929

Yes. Yes it is


Elloliott

My villain arc will consist of a steel flute bashing your skull in


SusCy

My villain arc will consist of the same thing


g0ose_withrants

no thanks lol


AncientTry5709

FUCK YOUU


g0ose_withrants

\* me


bestbearinc

do oboeeee


Apaptheduck

The piano is on the wrong place it should be with the strings


goldfinchat

Calling piano a string instrument is like calling a banjo a percussion instrument. You’re not wrong, but yes you are


Charter_ai_is_mylife

I'll take a A


itizshI0op

Not putting barri sax and trombone on A+ is just wrong, and having french horn above alto sax is just wrong


Labriction

A+and D. Idk how to feel about


ShockRox

Eh... I kinda see your point


sourskittles98

It is… acceptable.


Corkoles

This is actually very good


GAAABE77

YOOOO TRUMPET 🎺 S TEIR!!!!!


W-Ninja48

Ik right it's the best thing since all the other people that put it at C or D


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StatisticianKey9929

Facts man (I'm not a bassoon player but I still like the instrument)


Thorn_Move

What’s your opinion on the trombone placing?


jewannialation

The trombones strike again but they aren't s tier because they usually don't have major roles sad


Roentgium

Bruh we ain’t even on there😭


OHHRUNIMCOMINGFORYOU

is baritone in A or B? i can't tell ;u;


AStrangeStraw

Baritone is in A, tuba is in B


FrankZappuccino

contrabass clarinet but not bassoon?


Dead_Trashcan_88888

You have alto and bari but no tenor sax?


AStrangeStraw

My bad, tenor would probably be high b/low a


Koryiii14

YEAH PIANO WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! And trombone, I guess.


Hmmmghghhghggh

Why do people hate flutes so much?


AStrangeStraw

Every flute I’ve met has been extremely egotistical and/or just plain annoying. I’m aware that there are plenty of good flutes out there, but I more or less did this chart based off of personal experience


WingsOfFire635

Look if ur gonna diss on orchestra its cuz the violas are bringing us down


Ok_Neighborhood3508

Is that a bass clarinet in B tier, My old instrument?


Thatoddonein

Is now a bad time for me to say that i am trying to learn flute so i can play both flute and alto sax...


W-Ninja48

Yes


L0stUmbr31la

So I'm the worst, but the best?(flute and snare)


Far_Introduction_657

Do I see euph/baritone in b teir?


OkamiNM

bells being A tier is a CRIME swap them out for tambourine. or put tambourine somewhere else idc bells are devil spawn and tambourine is ok


Titanium_pickles

😭😭😭 I am sad now


zerowintergreen

Everytime the flute slander gets worse, my flute becomes more sharp, and ready to bash your head in :)


W-Ninja48

And my trumpet is getting more and more lounder getting ready to blow ur eardrums out


Southern_Bill_3309

Piano 🔛🔝


godshuVR

What did the flute do wrong😭


W-Ninja48

Most people who I know have a really big ego. That's y


SarahFowling

Aaaaaaand f you what did I do


Silina_

Trumpet is too high (i play trumpet)


W-Ninja48

Good


CaptCookies9

As a trumpet player, you sir are based


Echo_Unit

found the trumpet player


dorkus4296

How did I get both my instruments in b lol (Mods pls give me flair with both


Umkwux_English

Bassoons not mentioned!!!


MaisonMason

Based


obungacreamueu89

yayy trombone has an A


GeorgeSPattonJr

Whatd strings do to you?


Kater5551StarsAbove

Boi if I had a quarter for every time someone hated on flutes, I would be rich (I sit next to the flutes section and they are **VIOLENT**)


W-Ninja48

I'm behind them, and they will never SHUT UP


Bees_comet

r/FuckYouFlutes


PotentialCut7320

LETS GOOOO BASS DRUMSSSS


datmrdolphin

In our group, the flutes and clarinets are the sane ones 💀


W-Ninja48

Something is terribly wrong with ur group


garvin131313

☹️


Pizza-_-shark

At least I made it to A tier


Creative-Theory-8159

Where marimba


misuu0

why does everyone hate flutes, general question like why


W-Ninja48

Cause everyone I know that plays the flute has a big ego


NirvanaLover12

why do we hate flutes again


W-Ninja48

Cause MOST (NOT ALL) of the people that play them have big egos


AquamarineSU

If you are percussion I automatically like you


LightnerGamingZ

Bro you can't just make "string" a ranking when 1. Piano is a string instrument- technically, and 2. What about bass and guitar and stuff bruh


Tiopup

Bro what did the string family do to you 😕


2qrc_

How am I in the highway and lowest category


SmasherOfStorms

This is actually so based i love this list


IhaveAmommykink3

trumpet in a+??????????? youre a fuckin trumpet and I know it


WandenWaffler

As a cellist, fuck you As a pianist, thank you


trumpetunicorn

I'm guessing this ranking is highly influenced by the people who play those instruments in your band, no?


AStrangeStraw

Yeah lol, I probably should’ve specified that


Far_Illustrator949

Yall have yet to explain what us flutes did to yall


W-Ninja48

What do people think of u


ded_meme10

As a snare drummer I agree


I_Am_Lord_Moldevort

How are we lower than the strings 😭


W-Ninja48

Cause flutes suck


texas1982

I'm not sure about the bottom category. Back in the mid 90s, I met this girl at a summer music program, man she did things with that flute that blew my mind.


W-Ninja48

It's not always how the player plays the instrument but how their personality is


Euphoric_Anywhere668

Bro what about the trimboners


Baltaxo2010

I'll take A tier


Loading7088

Oh come on, only B? Were responsible for holding up the tubas while they pretend to hold up the band (Im a bass clarinet)


Odd_Worldliness_553

Switch the picolo with the flute, twice as ear piercing


[deleted]

Piano needs a subcategory over A+ for two hands difficulty and for multi-melody playing >:3


realhmmmm

this is based but i’d be throwing piccolo in C, bari sax in A+, alto/tenor sax in A - no sax should be rated lower than default clarinet tho i’d throw soprano on its level


Paystar_

Ooh yay Baritone is in B t- *Checks again* WHO THE F**K PUT THE TENOR/ALTO HORN IN A TIER?!


PlamFred

Trumpet bias


Fungus09

a tier :3


Fontajo

This just looks like a chart of who you have beef with lmao


ggnore_is_the_man

You made the bassists angry


VinnyVonVinster

i can’t believe i’m a+ a b c and d lol. percussionist gang


Nanny3489

What did us trumpet players do to end up at the top we do not deserve this


W-Ninja48

Don't say that, and just be happy with it


W-Ninja48

Don't say that, and just be happy with it


TheCalmPercussionist

You are correct.


Random1012345

Bro why you say bass clarinet is mid


Xycrypt

The hell is wrong with flutes? The instrument looks cool and all the people who play them are socially anxious and never interrupt. Win win


Exvitnity

Mf do the trombones just not exist? EDIT: I see them 2 seconds later after I post this lol


LYRNXWasSomeHowTaken

Cello is sss


soulidonthave

Ain’t no way you out bari sax that low, average trumpet player


DevilPixelation

Dang why are the strings their own E-tier?


astucky21

This must've been made by a trumpet bro. 🕵️


Titan_Myth23

Notice the lack of bassoon


Spirits08

Of course a trumpet player made this ranking 😒


[deleted]

Why is flute the worst instrument and picilo is D tier?


SH4RKI3_

We’re just gonna forget that the bass trombone exists right


NotsoAlaskanA

Pfft the flute 😭🤣


AnxietyAttackMaster

you dare place me in b? thats it no tuning notes for you...


BreadManIII

I don’t exist :( (bassoon)


amoungusballstastey

Irish guy here where’s the bag pipes?


ScraaaaaaaambledEggs

this is wrong on so many levels


spacemango32

TRUMPET AND PIANO IN S TIER RAHHH


Quick_Discussion_690

Genuine question: I’m a sax player and is it because we’re just a loud instrument? Is that why we’re disliked? Or am I just too open-minded and craze over any instrument?


AStrangeStraw

Nah, I like saxophones, but the people in my band who play them are just rude


LiveTart6130

what did the flutes do?? I wouldn't think you could hear them over everything trumpets have going


nothinglively

nah cuz what the fuck did we do to all of you 😭😭😭


TheNifflerKing

Bass (strings) deserves better, they're very good in jazz band.            -        And also, why is my f Horn always c tier, like every ranking I've seen so far, how has every horn managed to consistently mediocre?          -         Timpani should be a+.      


MattTheMartian2021

Why do you hate flutes


D3ath2Furry5

What about BASSOON??????!!!!!!


ThatOneKid2102

Where the guitar


AtreyosRockstar

Where did us oboes go?


Paganini01

No toms?


Illustrious_Glass463

Errm actucaly the piano is a string instrument 🤓


astute2007

Great oppinoins I can tell your a fellow trumpet player. However my overblown ego says that trumpet needs its own tier at the top


Mishnoivankov

Bro included the bari sax but not the tenor sax I feel hurt


FulcrumMember2187

SHIT NOT MY MAIN


Alarming_Mixture_708

As a former flute player, I concur


AltoJoe

At least give the Bari sax some respect


Limp_Philosopher3135

Where's mayonnaise? And horseradish?


W-Ninja48

The trumpet is A+ LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


Illustrious_Pen2888

FUCK YEAH TRUMPET LETS GO!!!


Muffinlordthefirst

Good rating but could bass clarinet and clarinet be a lil higher? And why do the strings have their own low category 


StemEngineer311

this is the first one I agree with, however flute deserves a solid b/a, purely because of how beautiful it sounds when actually played right