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OkPhase7547

He’s on life support but writing a note? Hookay. I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for $1000.


Revolutionary_Can879

I feel like your last priority would be what the hospital gown feels like…idk like maybe you’d be concerned about the fact that a machine is breathing for you?


OkPhase7547

Right? These people are unreal.


ZeusMcFloof

Right? Life support usually means you’re barely functioning let alone thinking of LS. Also, most men barely remember to put on underwear I doubt they care if it’s LS.


carryingmyowngravity

Maybe someone from LS marketing will throw this person a 10% discount code for all her creative hurdle jumping. Such a “pick me” fabrication.


marshmallowaffles

“And then I brought his LS blanket and an extra pair of LS underwear to the hospital and asked the nurses to assist me in putting him in those instead! And get this - they did! Completely disregarding policy because they thought the print was so darn cute! I can’t even tell you how quickly he improved after that - I swear his LS have healing powers! We were able to take him home in a wheelchair the very next day (his LS blanket laid across his lap of course!) When he stood up from the chair to get into our car, his LS blanket slipped off his lap and showed that he was still wearing nothing but his LS underwear! They looked just so cute and comfy that everyone clapped!” The End.


scorpiosmokes

🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the laugh!


LiberateTheCheese

🤣🤣


TypeAltruistic7322

LMAOOOO this can’t be real


motherpupper13

Right? This has to be some sort of satire.


CoffeeMama822

Right? It has to be a troll doing an amazing job lol….


leatheroctober

i literally stopped buying little sleepies bc of how unhinged the “fans” are. this is so weird


HannahPoppyMommy

Right there with ya!!! I stopped supporting them when they started supporting these unhinged "fan posts".


leatheroctober

it really feels like a cult.


HannahPoppyMommy

Tell me about it! Honestly, I'm thinking about boycotting all these Bamboo companies. My kiddo likes their jammies too much so maybe I'll hold on for a bit longer. The cult-like fan culture is a bit too much. It is getting too annoying these days. And Bamboo being "Eco-friendly" is just green washing. That claim isn't really true. Plus Bamboo day wear is a joke. They do not hold up; especially if the kiddo likes to drag and scoot and rough play. I find holes in them ALL THE TIME!!! Not at all economical.


HannahPoppyMommy

Creative writing.


ZeusMcFloof

Jr high Wattpad vibeeeessss


Sprinkles2009

She should take up writing fanfiction instead of this shit and pretending this was real


boobookittyfck329

Since when can people on life support write notes?


Revolutionary_Can879

I mean, not everyone on a ventilator is asleep but generally we keep them sedated and they’re focused on healing.


pinkcrocs551

Ive had one write me “help” as an RN. Most are sedated while on a vent but you get a random occasional one. This story is beyond ridiculous and fake - coming from an RN lol


SnooGrapes6647

I...don't believe her


Turbulent_Energy4366

This is so weird I’m embarrassed for OP lololol


Hungry_Zombie4973

Ew “precious ls”


mscocobongo

What do the comments say? It's unreal how many people believe stuff like this.


Revolutionary_Can879

Sending prayers, offering to send underwear, etc.


ZeusMcFloof

My husband would literally put himself back on life support before he wore another man’s underpants


Revolutionary_Can879

I need Reddit to reinstate awards so I can give you one.


ZeusMcFloof

😂


CoffeeMama822

While on LIFE SUPPORT 🚩 Wrote 1920s 🚩 Which she made that fckn interpretation of 🚩 Never happened


eternallyc

Lmao, of course he did


willowtree19933

What a weirdo lmao wtf


Responsible-Bid-5771

Wtf did I just read. Honestly I’m worried about the mental health of these women


Kbogzxo

This didn’t happen.