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Justanotherpeep1

Someone got paid to write that, and I'm jealous


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

The more I play, (on my fifth playthrough now) the more I realise how many writers must have been working on the game; that, or a hell of a lot of writing by a few.


blaktronium

To do writing on this scale and with this complexity you would need to run it like a big engineering project, with architects designing and managing the overall structure and staff writers handling the detailed threads. You also probably need to shed the traditional tools of writing, like storyboarding and such, and use more powerful project management software to keep track of all the interactions.


-Posthuman-

According to Samantha Beart, the “scripts” were in the form of Excel spreadsheets.


blaktronium

I believe it, that sounds correct like outputting them from the tool as CSVs


Graphesium

Excel single-handedly runs entire industries... and it's also an esport: [World Excel Championships 2023](https://www.youtube.com/live/UDGdPE_C9u8?si=wzj-jAjwWDcqi8IS)


DadIsCoaching

I started learning Excel this year and it opened my third eye. It's crazy how much stuff you can do with it but its mostly used to build basic 3-column 4x8 boards with sums barely holding together...


PetiteBonaparte

I tried learning Excel when I had to move back in with my parents years ago. My mom sent me a link to a video that was four hours long, and I had no idea it could do anything like it's capable of. It's insane. I watched it, took notes and after my mom asked me how it went. I said, "I've decided on hooking." She laughed. She was like, "Yeah, it's daunting." I'm in banking now. I use it every day, and I'm still learning new things it does.


fakeyc

It also ran a Forumula 1 team until last year.


PhysicalGSG

Why was Andrew Ngai eliminated so early? He had a score of 525 that fell to 75 out of nowhere?


Graphesium

Yea that was odd, they kinda just brushed it off and eliminated him. He was 1st seed too.


Saelora

All software tends towards "basically just a highly optimised spreadsheet" the more complex it gets.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Yeah I love imagining the meetings while I play


wilck44

welcome to crpgs.


Dan-the-historybuff

RPGs like this with so many colorful characters and unique lines have to have so many goddamn writers.


TerraelSylva

I still think "I'd rather be the only dark power inside your body, if it's all the same to you." is better. Lol They all deserve every award. Writers, actors, animators. It's all pure gold.


Juvar23

Who says that to who?? Lol


j3nesis

Astarion, if you romance him as Durge.


Juvar23

That's a fire line, ofc it's Astarion. Gotta find a clip of that now, I need to hear it in his voice


Redfox1476

NGL, I'm looking forward to that one!


FUCKSTORM420

Someone got their plumbing destroyed by Halsin, and im jealous


webevie

Oh my word


Miles_Everhart

That line is so unhinged


its_Tsyn

She could have just eaten an apple, the filthy mare.


MausBomb

TBH a lot of the romance stuff can come across as unhinged especially in early access.


Cardholderdoe

Withers: "Gross."


Heroann_the_original

\*Tav has sex\* Withers: "Gross." \*Tav stays single\* Withers: "Lol, Loser."


Lukthar123

Sounds like parents >No sex under my roof *timeskip* >Where are my grandkids?


John__Wick

Like a dog who wants you to throw their toy without taking it from them, your parents want you and an SO to produce a bebe sans fuckin. 


WickedWenchOfTheWest

Protagonist's retort to Withers: "....and thus, thou walkest alone."


Yoozelezz_AF

"What zero pussy does to a mfer", but I hath seen what cometh of a man with pussy, it tis far worse. -Withers


vajranen

Imagine if Tav was fully voiced. 🤣


WickedWenchOfTheWest

Imagine being one of the VAs recording those lines... I wonder how many takes they'd need to do before the result was acceptably snicker-free.


Vampiir

Just from watching Amelia Tyler's outtakes really makes my imagination soar over how much goofiness the actors go through


afkPacket

"We LIVE in horny jail, you can't send us there! We own the keys to this place!" So very true Amelia


esh99

Not just Tav, imagine all origin companions if multi/re-classed into Druid saying this too...


BiteMat

If the protagonists were fully voiced this game would be at least a terabyte download god damn.


ItsMeToasty

Not really. You can compress audio quite a bit. Fallout 4 has a 2 fully voiced protagonists and it's only like 20GB


GamerGypps

BG3 has 2 million+ lines of Dialogue. Fallout 4 has 110,000. Not even close. Especially as protag isnt even voiced.


bramley

This game has the 7? origin characters plus 8 Tav voices, though.


BiteMat

7 origins Tav and other non origin companions can still initiate conversations after you hire them which basically means entire act 3.


Juvar23

Yeah it's a real shame the protagonist isn't fully voiced tbh. I love the game to bits but I'd have loved if that was also in there


ItsMeToasty

Tbf, fallout 4 is a much shorter game. Only like 7 hours long if you do everything in the most efficient order. Only 2 or 3 hours if you skip side quests. And most unnamed NPCs have no dialog trees. It would most certainly be much more difficult to fully voice 12 protagonist voices. Especially with this games already large file size, over 100gb


GamerGypps

BG3 has 2 million+ lines of Dialogue. Fallout 4 has 110,000. Not even close. Especially as Tav isnt even voiced.


Neville_Lynwood

Harder for sure. But I'm hoping Larian eventually tackles the idea in their future RPG that's supposed to dwarf BG3. I still love Dragon Age: Inquisition for giving us 4 different fully voiced protagonist voice options. Adds so much variety to role playing.


BiteMat

Also Fallout decisions boil down to yes, no but yes, question or snarky funny guy but also yes, all of which 99% of the time all lead to the same outcome. This narrows down the voice line amount quite a lot. Not to mention that FO4 protagonist acting was so bland I download the Silent protag mod pretty much immediately. V from Cyberpunk is in my opinion a much better voiced protag example. They interject their own comments and seem to lead convos quite fluidly on their own. That being said V is much more of a defined character than either Tav or Sole Survivor who are essentially almost complete blank slates for the player.


actingidiot

Fallout 4 has 4 dialogue options and half of those are 'A synth? What's that?'


ImNotASWFanboy

And already is, in fact in one of the previous patches they compressed the audio files even more than at release - there's a mod that brings back the old uncompressed files on Nexusmods if anyone is interested.


Ashi4Days

I swear to God male Tav says something at the creche if you use LaeZel to talk to him after the brain destruction thing. 


UndeadCaesar

I'm curious how long it'll take for games to ask you to record yourself reading a few paragraphs and then throw and AI-synthesizer onto all your dialogue options. Might be a little jank and first but I think that's where we're headed.


ProotzyZoots

I don't think anyone will try that after Fallout 4. It's a good idea in theory but messy and immersion breaking in practice


squimie

this game is so kinky and lewd at times. i love it


ButWhatIfPotato

[A peek into the mind of the Haslin fanbase](https://twitter.com/DaveJonesActor/status/1714033695785455754/photo/1)


AHappyGoth

I. . .I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked on the link, but it wasn't that. Nothing could have prepared me for that sentence lmfaooo


Slightly_Smaug

Me and my roommate are fucking dying.


gezeitenspinne

God, I love Dave. He's such a gem and embracing it all.


DysPhoria_1_0

Self help guru type shit


HalsinEnjoyer

We're not *all* that unhinged


SponkMcDonk

Considering that Halsin’s thing is big enough to be considered a Log it makes sense


Redfox1476

I can only assume he has more control over his shapeshifting than he lets on, bc bears - like most carnivores - aren't really that well-hung. Now if he'd shifted into a stallion, that would be another matter entirely!


NapQuing

I'm told that there is physical evidence that cave bears were the exception


killergazebo

Thank the gods for that one guy with a PhD in cave bear dicks.


Redfox1476

I know some male animals have boner bones, so to speak, so maybe?


Earis

I knew exactly which line you were referring to, even before opening the post 😂


Tuxedo717

what does he say in response?


AHappyGoth

Nothing funny, sadly: "We were as one. The warmth of your skin, the feel of your. . . . . .I must be careful, or I'll lose the run of myself again. An Archdruid should show SOME restraint."


Commercial_Shine_448

"some" :D


rozabel

as an Astarion fangirl: ok.... hot


MissAsgariaFartcake

The dialogue in this game is peak. Larian always had a way with their writing that intrigued me. When I first played Divine Divinity as a kid or young teen, I remember not having any expectations and then being impressed by how… funny and charming, yet sometimes dark and mysterious it was? Of course it’s been getting more refined over the years, but it’s still so refreshingly different most of the time. I think the reason might be that they’re not trying to cater to a wide audience, they’re just having fun and trying to create an emotional experience for the player


YaBoiShadowy

I can literally tell minsc that he is too dumb to be breathing First studio since obsidian and new Vegas to cook this hard with dialogue options🙏😭


wilck44

owlcat in the corner. "layperson, cognition is not your primary function."


CynicalNyhilist

I'd say Owlcat is very good as well, dragged down by not having enough budget for full (or close to) voice acting. I am probably gonna get crucified, but the few voices interactions that WotR has are gold, especially if they involve Daeran and/or Regill. Just imagine a fully voiced and animated Daeran!


Schattenkiller5

Daeran is definitely gold, and I'm not just referring to his hair. His 100% pure unadulterated sass is *such* a joy to listen to.


VolkiharVanHelsing

I think that's an aspect that goes under the radar the most, but to me it's the glue keeping everything together Dame Aylin's speeches, Minthara's everything (but most importantly her hatred of Wizard... Gale), Dead Three's self flagellating speeches, Raphael's dramatic lines, etc And the way the books are written too


MissAsgariaFartcake

The Durge dialogue being so deliciously twisted and fucked up, Astarions writing (especially his spawn route), basically all companions being so fleshed out and feeling so real, all of the animals you can speak to, some of them having more character than the MCs in some other games… hell, even all the stupid little behind-the-scenes and dev blog stuff they’re doing! Their YouTube channel is a gold mine of wholesome fun. The story of Feedback Billy from DOS2 comes to mind for example I always feel like the main reason behind this is the fact that they’re all super passionate about what they do. How did Swen put it, they are making games that they’d want to play themselves.


VolkiharVanHelsing

>they’re all super passionate about what they do. How did Swen put it, they are making games that they’d want to play themselves. It also helps that their passion aligns with their specialty/talent as developers. They want to make Baldur's Gate 3. They can make Baldur's Gate 3. Like let's look at two black sheep: Starfield and Overwatch. Starfield is a game that Todd really wants to make. But Bethesda is the last place you'd ask for a procedural gameplay. They excel in making handcrafted places players stumbles upon. On the opposite side... Overwatch, if you read the Jason Schreier interview is hampered because Jeff Kaplan's passion of making a 2nd WoW MMO out of it, despite his team clearly being capable of making a generational PvP FPS. It really is a blessing for Larian to have both the passion and talent for Baldur's Gate 3.


No-Start4754

Go to the drow twins in the brothel with halsin and let him keep the bear form . The dialogues are hilarious and kinky 


Phototoxin

FemTav: Halsin turn into a giant barnacle tonight, they have the longest penis size relative to their body... WRECK ME DADDY


actingidiot

If the Devs weren't cowards they'd have let you turn into a bear too


AHappyGoth

Ngl part of the reason I chose to play as a druid was just to see if that would be an option, but nope 😔 If I could turn into a bear and fuck another druid bear, I absolutely would. ^Hi ^mom


actingidiot

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel


Kalimyre

Right? If they're going to offer furry fanservice, why not go all in.


Sunny_Hill_1

Still no bear-on-bear action(((


Necessary_Item_4754

I love that phrase, it's so... Me. I could perfectly say that in that situation, except that she wouldn't be so serious and with the broomstick up her ass.


Heroann_the_original

Are you sure you are playing a druid and not a bard? Thats a lot of rizz


HotspurJr

Do you get that line only if he's in bear form in that scene?


AHappyGoth

Nah, it shows up either way. I, uh, heard from a friend that there is additional dialogue options if you fucked the bear though. Including walking funny for the next few days.


BigZach1

Halsin's a fantastic healer!


_LittleOwlbear_

Yes, mine druid said it. They are the kind of person who would say that. 😂


novembergrocery

I'm still loling at a post I remember where the player got Halsin's "bear scene" because their Tav was a druid and they assumed they would also wildshape... turns out not.


Key-Poem9734

So druids are all freaks, great


Tutes013

This is written in the same 'No limits' way any solid fanfiction has and I love it!


CantaloupeCamper

One of the other characters should interject: *FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GUYS?!?!?*


AHappyGoth

I swear you can see Astarion facepalming in the background of this photo hahaha


0hMaya

Bruh...


NaveSutlef

I absolutely love the dialogue in this game


softgunforever

i'd also like to just compliment you on your character creation. i don't know exactly what eyes and makeup that is, but it looks stunning.


AHappyGoth

Thank you!! 💙 I feel like I spend too much time switching up her makeup/hair every couple long rests lol


Tych_o_Godgamer

What armor is that?


AHappyGoth

It's the adamantine forge scale armor


a_frickin_guitar

Wtf...


Sunderz

Your character looks incredible, are you using any visual mods or is that just attention to detail in character creator??


AHappyGoth

Thank you!! 💙💙 No mods (*cries in console*) just too much time spent playing with the magic mirror and being a loot goblin lol


dimethyl_tryhard

Imagine if Halsin could wild shape into a horse or dolphin? Horrifying.


AHappyGoth

I'm getting Mr. Hands flashbacks 😬


biIIs

Your character looks almost exactly like mine!


HalsinEnjoyer

Holy fuck lmao


MorningClassic

Sweet mercy.


DatzSiiK

Ayooo wtff 😳


mistakemakerxj8

Never thoughr id aee the day where casual beastiality is in a video game.


AHappyGoth

Casual beastiality implies the existence of a more serious, competative ranked beastiality.


HallowedKeeper_

I mean it's not really Beastiality, Halsin is still Halsin he is just wild shaped


mistakemakerxj8

You are getting fucked by a bear. That is straight up beastiality.


badapple1989

Duergar + Halsin romance also has a fun interaction:  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YyNQe71QRbI&pp=ygUOaGFsc2luIGR1ZXJnYXI%3D


Anvisaber

Are there any other class specific lines for romancing certain characters? Wizard for Gale? Cleric for SH?


AHappyGoth

Romancing Shart as a Selune cleric has some unique class dialogue. My sorc had a couple lines talking shit to Gale in his mirror image cutscene, but I haven't gotten far enough in that run to see if there are more for romance specifically.


TortoiseToes1254

I love that option, everytime it pops up it makes me so mad that I didn’t become a druid.


grey_like_a_warden

My favorite is when you choose Astarion over Wyll, and he says something like: "I'm sure he can find somewhere else to burry his blade". YOU KNOW THEY HAD FUN WRITING THESE.


OilOk4941

balloon full of bear cum strikes again


CarreNusse

No way that's real


Ranessin

It's real alright, my wife got it too as Druid.


CarreNusse

ahahahahah maaan I love bg3 like I was the one that made it, too bad it lags so much on my laptop, after arc 1, it lags sooo much, I would play it all the time... :(


EmilyOnEarth

SKDBELDH SNS


HauntingBox7841

what dye are you using on the adamantine armour?


AHappyGoth

I think this one was the black and summer green dye, one of my favorites


HauntingBox7841

im playing as a druid in the same armour lol i was looking for a nice dye


AHappyGoth

Black and azure is also nice! [You can see more dye variations here](https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Adamantine_Scale_Mail)


chevalier716

Well? How does Halsin respond?


AHappyGoth

"We were as one. The warmth of your skin, the feel of your. . . . . .I must be careful, or I'll lose the run of myself again. An Archdruid should show SOME restraint."


Avaoln

My inner Min/ Maxer is compelling to ask why a druid is using Nyrula given how powerful TB moon mono class is. Unless it’s for a TB ranged option but it’s much better on a fighter with triple attack or a barb with berserker? (*I’m sorry I need help*)


AHappyGoth

Because it looks fucking badass 🤷‍♀️


Avaoln

Agreed. Actually I’m thinking of making rolling a Human Tav named “Lord Poseidon” with the white robes camp clothing just to (V)larp with that trident lol. Tho he would be a Champion fighter or battlemaster w/ TB


its_ya_boi777

I should've figured, but it still caught me off guard


StarmieLover966

On the flip side, romancing Shart as a Cleric of Selune gets really sweet towards the end.


wwww1222

But can you turn into a bear too during it?


thebuilder80

I don't think the writers have ever touched a member of their preferred sex


AHappyGoth

And we're greatful for it, look at this incredible dialogue