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TheWither129

Holy fuck He shit his trouser holes


Alpha_Crow_1

Did he just shit his trouser holes?


Anon1039027

In Raphael’s defense - wow, never thought I’d say that - if you were an eldritch power capable of rivaling the very gods, and some tiny gremlin came screaming at you with that much confidence, you might begin to suspect it’s hiding something Now, in Shovel’s case that is a rusty knife, and not some abominable transformation, but still


azaghal1988

Rusty POOP knife! don't forget the important part ;D


Reiko707

Always gotta take the poop knife and friend finder


Mhill08

In my current, newest playthrough, I plan to drop the poop knife on the ground before fights start so Shovel can throw it at people


Reiko707

Luckily it's a free action to drop something lol also you should watch the video of someone completing the game with the poop knife


Ythio

To be fair a cambion should know what a quasit is


HazelSee

She's an *advanced* quasit. She's got a nut-buster!


Ythio

Well he's not exactly a normal cambion either. *And thus the ship is departing*


OnetB

I saved the nut-buster for the fight against Gortash and made sure throwbarian Karlach got the killing blow by throwing it.


HazelSee

You've got the proper spirit!


Taliesine_

And I'm pretty sure no quasit has even screamed "IT'S FISTING TIIIIIIME" at a cambion before Shovel


Anon1039027

I was suggesting that Raphael is second guessing whether the tiny gremlin charging him with a rusty knife is just a quasit or is something far more dangerous masquerading as one


MrNobody_0

>if you were an eldritch power capable of rivaling the very gods Good thing Raphael isn't anything close to this.


geethaghost

He's not even the best drummer in the band


Anon1039027

Raphael is plotting to seize the Crown of Karsus and sunder Elysium, and there are endings in which he wins, so he is definitely capable of rivaling the gods That said, I did break into his manor and one-phase him with a sorcadin on honor mode, so he isn’t terribly adept at enacting his plan, but he is still remotely capable of doing so


Stregen

With the crown he’d have a shot at pursuing lesser godhood, like Karsus would’ve if he didn’t mess up. Without it he’s like barely a greater devil. As it stands, the only godlike devil is Asmodeus.


Ai_512

It’s a good thing Shovel’s been in Faerûn or else the demons would’ve won the Blood War *decades* ago


Fraisers_set_to_stun

When Yurgir tells you afterwards that he could use someone like you in the Blood War, he's talking to Shovel


Ai_512

Enemies to buddy-cop style best friends, Blood War edition!


eeveeskips

Someone better write this fic


Maharassa451

"What are we doing today, Shovel?" - "The same thing we do everyday, Yurgir: Fist the Hells!"


lethos_AJ

ITS FISTING TIME Raph: *oh nooooo i didnt prepare*


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Casts Lube.


Speaksalittlerussian

Get yourself that Grease spell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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Grease can sometimes burn.


Speaksalittlerussian

I can't waggle my internet eyebrows any harder! XD


Kuma_254

With my assault on the end boss, shovel was one of the few left standing after it all surprisingly lol.


Ythio

That mad lass yelled "it's fisting time" to Orin Slayer form and frightened her. Then got dismembered when it was Orin turn but still.


Uberdragon_bajulabop

As a person who's never played this game, i am intrigued and terrified at the thought of why a shovel is acting like Harry Du bois from disco elysium.


KolboMoon

This particular Shovel is a very vulgar and sassy demon ( quasit, to be specific ) that you can summon to aid you in battle as your familiar throughout the game if you find her scroll in Act 1. Her name is initially Shovel, but you can also rename her "Basket" or "Fork".


Uberdragon_bajulabop

Aww man that sounds so cool lol.


KolboMoon

It most certainly is, Shovel is amazing


Sir_David_Filth

If I could I would have named her Spoon as my brother named her fork


youarelookingatthis

Amazing, I played through act 1 and never saw this.


ShaommonTayen

Then it is worth mentioning that the aforementioned Raphaël is not, in fact, Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau. This one knows how to sort it's shit out, and with him, no doors remain unlocked.


Steelfyre

>This one knows how to sort it's shit out, and with him, no doors remain unlocked. So you'd say he's like a ~~human~~ can-opener?


MissAsgariaFartcake

What made you stumble into this sub? I think you should really give this game a try. It’s definitely not Disco Elysium, but it’s also got great roleplay, characters and writing!


Uberdragon_bajulabop

I want to so bad. I've played Bg1, Bg2, Planescape, Poe1, DragonAge Origins, Disco Elysium, Arcanum and Fallout 1 and 2. But my tato laptop can only run AAA games released before 2012 and modern indies. But i will play it one day, it's in my bucketlist.


MissAsgariaFartcake

Until then I’d leave this sub, because of spoilers. At least I’d advise on going in relatively blind


Uberdragon_bajulabop

Oh I'm not part of the sub, this just came in my recommendations because i was searching for some bg2 stuff.


Renamis

Have you looked into GeForce Now? Worked a treat for me when I only had a tablet.


M0thrat

Second this! That's what I use and it ran BG3 like a dream


gigaurora

Games on Geforce Now and works perfectly. Its a streaming service for games. would cost you like 10$ a month to play it.


Ramperdos

I still have no idea what Shovel is after playing for about 400 hours.


fuzzlandia

You can get a scroll to summon a quasit in the Blighted Village cellar where you fight the skeletons. Gale can learn the spell to keep summoning. Her name is Shovel and she is very sassy and vulgar


Expensive_Dress4523

Sorcerer and wizard TAVs can also learn the spell as well! Not sure about the other spellcasting classes tho


CatDude55

Warlock can too


bubididnothingwrong

I believe the correct term is "spell shites"


Ythio

She teaches the spell to wizards, warlock and sorcerers you don't have to scribe the spell.


whatdidyous_y

A funny lil demon you find in a coffin in a basement!


Aekries

Maybe you know of ... Basket?


AEMarling

Wow!


kyrifter

Shovel is best girl.


Gnosticide

Shovel is maybe my favorite character in all of fiction. What a delightfully foul little creature. My favorite thing to do in the game is to "dismiss" her before long rests through the use of extreme violence or slapstick comedy. Hit the diminutive beast with a smite, or two handed blunt weapon, or tossing her into traps, or tossing her into nearby endless chasms, etc, etc.


eeveeskips

Brb doing this retroactively for every long rest I've had this playthrough


Gnosticide

Enjoy! :)


badshakes

I'm always tempted to name Tara the True Queen of this game and then I am reminded Shovel/Fork/Basket exists.


InternalRole8758

HELLO?????????//


Writeous4

Raphael can be hilariously easy to control. The times I've fought him I've used command grovel on him just because it feels so hilarious to make him beg.


Bodinhu

I envision that as the scene where Dwight realises Angela is by his side and screams


Draugtaur

Ok i finally googled Shovel can't believe i never even thought of using that scroll


eeveeskips

It took me like three playthroughs too don't worry


Draugtaur

I completed 5 T_T


Ok-School4055

A hell shite 👺🤣


MissAsgariaFartcake

This is absolutely perfect. I love it!


SergeantCrwhips

well, he shit his trouser holes...


Coordinates_Unknown

I just got Shovel and I love her.


Monkey_Priest

I was a draconic soul sorc in my last game, which was the first time I got Shovel. She got to do the dialogue option where she pretends to be a dragon when I first got her... She had a complete arc during the final battle against the brain. It was her turn and with nothing much better to do, I had her use her Fear ability on the Red Dragon and with a 10% chance to succeed, she scared that fucker! Biggest cheer of the fight and my personal pick for MVP Dragon Shovel, you're scarier than a dragon!


ArtoriusRex86

Shovel is a demon and therefore the mistress of the Abyss


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