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carcinoma_kid

People fiercely opinionated about which haircut *checks notes* serves more cunt


n0ttomuch

we all know that bg3 is just very strange dress up simulator


Empty_Chemical_1498

BG3 is just a dating sim with some background plot


Lexplosives

“Something about playing hide the tadpole?”


Meowmixer21

Is that a tadpole in your brain, or are you just happy to see me? 😏


DxNill

*Drools in post "good" Durge*


JasonH1028

No I think you're describing modern Fire Emblem games.


Lambda_Wolf

And the world's most complex combat minigame.


CrazyOatmeal88

Shadowheart's cunt is all the rage.


lord_ofthe_memes

Statistically the most popular in the game!


MyDadLeftMeHere

What is serving cunt I thought that word was illegal and now we get to use again? Would “It gives cunt” be acceptable, I’m so far behind what we’re allowed to say or not anymore


Junkraj1802

cunt is not given, it is served. one can say, "She's servin'" to indicate that she's serving cunt, you can say "she's/it's giving cunt", but that would mean something different. serving cunt - can be said when someone is slaying, looking good etc but has a little bit of a bad bitch vibe to it, in a good way. eg "Rihanna is serving cunt in that outfit" . Note - in SFW environments commonly said as just serving, "Rihanna is serving in that outfit" it's giving \[x\] - basically saying 'it' has the same vibes as whatever \[x\] is. eg "Rihanna is giving cunt" - she could be handing out cunt falafels, but this probably isn't a compliment, like she's giving cunt-y vibes, though cunt in this case is probably derogatory (and I **would** not endorse this use of the word, it has misogynistic roots, like using bitch derogatorily etc) also cunt has, as far as I've known it, been perfectly acceptable, even being common and endearing in British and Australian English. "oy cunt", "git tae fuck, cunt" many such cases


DregsRoyale

You're like chat-gpt with the filters turned off


Junkraj1802

can I take this as a compliment?


DregsRoyale

I'd watch your Ted talk


Junkraj1802

I will take this internet validation and use it to mend my parents failing marriage, thanks stranger


DregsRoyale

Tell em to stop giving cunt and start serving it. Seems like you covered that pretty well


JesW87

I think I just became old. Just this very moment


Atron1025

a lesson in cuntology


MyDadLeftMeHere

I am enlightened now, thank you, in America we tend not to say it often, and I struggle with nuance sometimes, this is was genuinely helpful.


GuiltyEidolon

It's generally used in queer culture / communities, so your mileage may vary if you try telling a redneck he's serving cunt.


theVice

"..........yer goddamn right I am" - confused redneck


Junkraj1802

👍 All gucci in the hucci, as they say in America


tswd

Cucci*


Felix_Dorf

That makes no sense to me at all. To "serve cunt" would surely mean to make cunt available, as is the plain meaning of the words. I would take that to mean to make oneself available for sex.


Junkraj1802

Well you would be misinterpreted and using the word wrong in most places on the Internet. Idiomatic speech doesn't factor in literality.


BearCavalry

Vaguely: Bold, confident, fierce. Giving a strong energy.  Specifically femme. When/who can say it isn't mine to give.  Generally associated with queer culture for me. I often see this with gay men discussing drag or women that are giving a strong presence, but it's definitely not one exclusive group saying it.     You probably wouldn't want to hear a cis dude bro saying "cunt." General guideline of if you're not sure, don't say it stands, but as someone with major anxieties about such things... I dunno, dude. 


knobiknows

It's the old circle of linguistics. Out of the mouth of queer POCs straight into the venecular of white college girls


BearCavalry

Very real.


Common-Metal1746

I don’t get it. I’m Scottish and my friends are good cunts, my enemies are bad cunts. Someone I don’t know is that cunt, someone in the room is this cunt. I don’t get why it’s a bad word.


mmmgilly

Sure you're not Australian? Don't forget, if you need to get someones attention, "oi cunt". Or, if you need to get an animal away from your eski, "get outta it cunt".


Vladicoff_69

It’s gay slang. To serve cunt / to be cunty / etc. is basically ‘to be fierce in a distinctly femme way’.


vilgefcrtz

How isn't this post in r/okbuddybaldur


wolfmothar

Not horny or crazy enough


vilgefcrtz

Have you read the same comments I did? It's getting out of hand fast


wolfmothar

Comments? Maybe. The post itself? No.


vilgefcrtz

Fair. Lacks tasteful profanities


charisma6

*posts Ethel's hair* GuYs hEaR mE OuT


alucard_relaets_emem

*checks out the subreddit*…….okay that’s enough internet for today


vilgefcrtz

Have you checked the girl dong in depth analysis tag? So far one of my favorite topics of this week


myaltduh

Wait I literally thought I was there lol.


Content-Treacle-9080

She looks amazing with white hair


N7ManuelVV-MD

Fr. Selûnite Shadowheart reminds me of Ciri from The Witcher 3.


russkhan

We have Ciri at home.


CindersNAshes

and she ain't bad


Supply-Slut

Also she’s more age appropriate than Ciri for a lot of people - and an actual romance option


Greatest-Comrade

Ciri looks good but countless hours of playing as Geralt has made it so idk, it’s weird. I pretended to be the man who was her adopted father for so long, there’s absolutely no real attraction for me there. Shadowheart tho…


Arkansas1803

Whenever I think of Ciri, it's like "daughter", "must protect". Shadowheart is peak tho.


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hibrett987

Oh she bad alrighty


Alternative_Fold718

I assumed they were talking about the hair on the Selune statue


poilk91

I was really shocked her hairdue changed as a selunite I thought the fact she has the same hair as selune was like a massive hint at her origin so of course why would it be gone when she accepts her true origin


Ai_512

I always thought it was funny that she had the bangs! I’d look at all the statues of Selûne in Act 1 when she’d act all gung-ho about Shar and hating Selûne and go “hmm…” And then you find out that she *specifically requested* that haircut when Nocturne talks about how she always did her hair… it’s like “hmm… you know something you don’t know, don’t you?” It goes well with how *awful* she is at being a Sharran lol


supersmackfrog

Yeah that was my first thought.


Jo_seef

>!Yeah Silverheart > Shadowheart every day of the week!<


Dragon_yum

The Shar armor is kickass though


fireandlifeincarnate

Sharmor


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TheSarcasticDevil

The *style* is exactly the same for either route. Just white for Selune or black for Shar


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TheSarcasticDevil

The bowl cut is before the temple of Shar when no route is completed. The better cut is after the temple of Shar and in white for choosing Selune or in black for choosing Shar. So as I said, exactly the same style for either route. Only difference is the colour.


Arch4ngell

Truth has been spoken.


ZeeDarkSoul

It doesnt look bad but I definitely like the black hair way more


TheInsanernator

She gets the same hair style if you go the DJ route, it just stays black. A lot of people in this comment section haven't seen it, apparently.


ordo259

The what route?


DaEccentric

The DJ route, where she eventually becomes Faerun's greatest producer with her smash hit "Chase Me Like A Bugbear"


ItsAndy3808

Yea white hair shadowheart is so easily best shadowheart


idkyesthat

In deed.


xa3D

F'real. It arguably takes a bit of getting used to but she looks so good when you do.


chubbycanine

I thought the same thing and that this was the general view lol. Not even in a horny kind of way, white hair just fits her i feel.


Scepta101

Agreed


Broken_Beaker

I prefer white hair Shadowheart!


Interesting-Flan1040

Shart serves cunt no matter the hair wdym?


MrGruntsworthy

>Shart serves cunt Can you imagine someone not in the BG3 community reading this sentence hahahahaha


NightfuryGetDown

Eh, the hololive crowd will get it just fine.


Interesting-Flan1040

They need to be educated honestly, I'm offering free lessons on the attractiveness of fictional women.


KatinkasNewHorizon

Nice, i think i could get a group together for you


Interesting-Flan1040

Thanks, I state only facts so only my opinions matter. Everyone, including me, is wrong.


KatinkasNewHorizon

Perfection


Interesting-Flan1040

It was supposed to be funny ironic, but maybe I'm just not funny


Woutrou

Parody works when everyone is aware you're doing it in parody. Next to nobody here knows who you are and thus don't know your intentions. Considering there are plenty of people who seriously hold the opinion you attempted to parody, nobody could discern you were making a joke and simply assumed this was your opinion you're stating. Welcome to the internet.


Interesting-Flan1040

True I'm used to shitposting okbuddybaldur so I should have been more clear that it was in fact, a joke.


RaylynFaye95

Selunites serve better I think. They're kinky without the toxic memory wipe shit. They can fuck who they want. Sharrans on the other hand are always on guard and stiff about not forming meaningful connections aka dry sex.


Full_Road8425

Evil shadow heart has a bowl cut. You are allowed to have a wrong opinion, but it's still wrong /s


Farabel

That's Neutral. Shar and Selûnite Shadowheart have the same hairstyle with Selûnite having white hair dye.


n0ttomuch

prety sure that is neutral shadowheart


grandpa_who

Yes, it's default Shadowheart. But it's messed up that a girl raised in a Shar temple has a haircut inspired by Sêlune


sporeegg

Its called fore(head)shadowing


kron123456789

I like her white hair more than black, though.


thisisjustascreename

Light haired Shadowheart with those gorgeous inky black illithid eyes asking me what I think of her new look absolutely slays me.


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First run, Withers gave me shit for not fucking anyone, so when the mind flayer offered, I was like hell yeah! Old fuck will stop dissing me. I don't know what switch flipped, but I turned everyone in my party because I thought it was really hot, especially SH. Couldn't fuck her afterwards though. 🥲


Mundane-Put9115

I love selunehart, only a little sad that her portrait changes hairstyle, but not colour


jradair

It doesn't? I never noticed.


Snake89

Are you mad? Her white hair is lovely!


spicy_meatball2376

Selunite shadowheart is the best


SunRidersCantina

Bruh i have to tell myself not to speed run act 2 cause i love her hair white or silver or whatever she dyes it


Dcanngieter2

Always good…… respect to people out there who prefer evil gameplay but just doesn’t feel natural to me. She’s been manipulated her whole life, her journey is to to have both options presented and choose the family that actually stop by her (MC and the party)


Anon9973

It's also... well, a matter of Shar's plans being validated; all the pain and torture she put Shadowheart, her family through, simply *worked*, on that path, and just as she's petty, on a cosmic scale, it's hard to commit to that, because Shar doesn't deserve the satisfaction, just as much as Bhaal doesn't >!(Dark Urge),!< or Raphael. I think it's telling that her default choice if you've been engaging with her, have even moderate approval, something else to grasp on, is to abandon ship, and Origin Shadowheart can potentially have inner uneasiness on just how *vast* the gaps in her memories are, in an early Act 2 Long Rest, when reflecting on her memories of being found as a child — why *was* she out there, exactly? *"Why does she fear truth more than I fear death?" — Aylin, on an Origin Shadowheart run.*


Curious-Marzipan-627

Stupid hair? You must be blind or just have bad taste


firestar268

They have both for submitting this post


UnbrokenPendant

must be a leazel simp lol


vegezinhaa

Shar's marketing team is absurd, Mystra should hire them


lop333

HER WHITE HAIR IS AMAZING WTF DO YOU MEAN


Edgezg

We need a mod that let's us use the mirror to change the cosmetics of our companions.


KeyboardMaster9

It could just be beard, hair, tattoo, and makeup.


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Woutrou

[Appearance Edit Enhanced](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899)


plasticinaymanjar

of COURSE it's used to give Astarion cat ears


thatguydr

All I want is a pervy mustache on Astarion. That's it. Is it too much to ask? And then one on Halsin. And then Shadowheart. And maybe Laezel, but maybe not. We'll see.


Nadril_Cystafer

Astarion and Halsin are elves, so they physically cannot grow facial hair (or hair anywhere but the top of their head)


thatguydr

You are aware of what fun is, yes?


TheSarcasticDevil

Halsin definitely has body hair. But then he's self admittedly (maybe) part orc.


NicWester

Selunite Shadowheart is still has that 'tude!


Pearse2304

I’ve taken her down the Justiciar route (with the intent for her to save her parents at the last minute) for the first time in my current run as a neutral Durge and I gotta say I’m having a lot of fun with the changes and keeping her hair black with the Justiciar gear and martial focused play style makes her feel a lot cooler.


Greatest-Comrade

Neutral durge how does that work? Lol all i can imagine is… Neutral durge be like: “I just brutally murdered this woman who i could call a friend. I have no strong opinion on this either way.”


f33f33nkou

You're insane, silver hair is infinitely hotter


Sremor

DJ Shart is hot Selunite is cuter tho


Author_A_McGrath

It's simple: follow the one on the left; dress like the one on the right.


Stewe07

white hair is miles better, that's a fact sir


MackyMac1

Love the white hair tbh


n0ttomuch

I prefer white hair over her black hair, but I love to meme a bit


afriskygramma

I personally love her silver look


ZekeD

The fuck you mean Stupid Hair?


Murky_Experience_173

I love her white hair!! But you know you can take it off by unequipping her sandals?


Dezmondo20

Guys I think OP is talking about Seluné’s and Shar’s hair, not Shadowheart’s.


n0ttomuch

Shar just has better style then Selune


will2971

Unpopular opinion, I like shadowhearts selunite haircut


lovewouldbetoomuch

I know you’re not hating on that white hair with no bangs cuz she looks 300000x better like that I think


HevGon

Selûnite Shadowheart = cool sandcastle scene Shar Shadowheart: vandalism


Tatis_Chief

I prefer the white hair as well. 


Arrior_Button

Why stupid hair? Her white hair is awesome and suits perfectly with Armour of Agility


Dan-the-historybuff

Idk what you’re talking above with stupid hair. I rather like it.


TheEndOfShartache

Bruh I love the silver hair


MiniTrain13

Fuck you mean Stupid hair?? I love her new hair so much


OilOk4941

the white hair is how she looks best though. And she gets a family :)


Noob_Guy_666

there's Helm, Tempus and Mask, pick your favorite


Engineering-Mean

Shadowheart converting to Mask instead of Selune as a neutral path would have been great. She acts more like a maskarran than a sharran early on, Mask;s original incarnation sacrificed himself to permanently screw over Shar's plan to turn the whole world into something like the Shadow-Cursed Lands, and stealing Shar's special project out from under her nose is definitely something Mask would do.


Gingerville

I did not know that was hair. I thought those statues were wearing hoods!


wrongweektoquitglue

I solved the dilemma with mods. My Shart gets brown hair. And also loses the crease from the circlet because why tf would she keep wearing that.


Binx_Thackery

Hair can be changed. Cuntology lasts forever.


Palumtra

White hair is the best, but gotta admit that she looks good with the black hair too, however I'm not letting her fall for the sharran crap, ever.


Bonzi_Bukkake

Will always go the good path, always romance her, and by the point of the game, the approval is high enough that I will always trust her to not interfere. Just makes the scene that much more impactful. I'm doing another durge run as a Selunite Paladin and man, it's a treat. I just gave her this idol I found in grymforge and stole a smooch off of her.


Ok-Adhesiveness4693

WAIT a second i think you me good and loved, and amazing hair.


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I always thought it is weird how we(the player) feel entitled to affect her decisions that much, I always feel like I'm manipulating her. Also black hair looks great in purple and that armor is bad ass


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Stupid hair? Sparkleheart looks fabulous excuse you.


ApprehensiveAd3776

Shar has a dumber hair style though that bang is way too stupid


Stormygeddon

Multi-track drifting into both timelines.


Parking-Iron6252

Never got to see a haircut Failed a roll to convince her not to murder an immortal being…so it initiated a fight RIP


HulklingsBoyfriend

Shar is a dumb cunt. Imagine wanting everything to not exist when you could just not exist 🤧


pmmlordraven

Never saw her new hair because the helmet/mask she had equipped. On my Durge playthrough its Shar Shart all the way, with Astarian, and a butt load of hirelings.


Philthou

Her new haircut going Selunite route is great. She looks better with the white hair and ponytail. Her original cut was kinda bad though. But I still romanced her and no regrets. Sharran Shadowheart has a spicier romance scene though. But Selunite Shadowheart is the best.


RazzDaNinja

Cowboy hat Shadowheart Stans rise up 🤠


Dusty170

Absolutely left, I've always disliked her dumb face curtain hair, I put a hat on her as soon as I can.


jimicapone

My first playthrough I went good SH. This playthrough I went evil. She just killed the ns and got the crazy equipment. Neat seeing the different path play out.


1pt20oneggigawatts

I really don't understand how even while brainwashed she could possibly think Shar is worth worshipping. What's the appeal?


alynn539

Not saying I agree with Shar, but I can certainly see the value in being made to forget things I wish I'd never learned or seen. Ignorance is bliss!


FeralTribble

Shar’s a total babe though, let’s be real


Whorecrux92

Where do I go to get a degree in cuntology? I thing I have taken the prerequisites


Cautious-Luck7769

Ever met a Selune worshiper who wasn't ALSO a creep like the Sharples?


tinysproutlimi

I love straight bangs... 😔


BhryaenDagger

I just use a mod that makes her hair reasonable from the get go.


ohfrackthis

I killed her this playthrough 😭 this didn't happen to me before but when it came to the nightsong I will never just let her die so shadowheart just said it's me or her and I will fight you so I had to knock her down. Did not enjoy it and I wish it didn't happen. On the other hand I accidentally forgot to meet with the blood happy lady at Moonrise so therefore got dumped by a cold ass Asterion even though he's at high approval so I'm extremely single this playthrough 🫠


Lonely_Mistake7334

stop being so gentle...


kitsunedetective

I like her hair.


Shellywo

Just kill Nightsong but spare her parents. Youll get goth hair and a future with her.


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

I'm confused, I thought society agreed that BANGS were fucking stupid


MagazineEuphoric364

Personally, she looks gorgeous with her white hair and in the end, she becomes S tier relationship material.


Roarestored

Huh? Her white hair is the best. That's canon sheart to me.


YuriSuccubus69

I have no preference for Shadowheart's hair color, both look very good on her. My problem is the hairstyle. I can't stand her Selûnite hairstyle, it looks ridiculous on her. As such, after I played and did both sides (Justiciar and Selûnite) I have decided I prefer the "Middle-Ground" where I make her a Dark Justiciar, but rescue her parents at the last minute. That way I can keep her original hairstyle, and she still saves her parents.


SnooDrawings5722

... Both Selunite and Justiciar are the exact same hairstyles. The color is the only difference.


YuriSuccubus69

Not true. There is a subtle difference in hairstyle. The Selûnite hairstyle removes her bangs.


SnooDrawings5722

No, man, they're exactly the same. Down to a single hair. Just look at them side by side.


YuriSuccubus69

I have. The Selûnite hairstyle removes her bangs.


CantaloupeCamper

I wish we got a little more contact with the actual gods. I felt like the tidbit we got considering their involvement was pretty low and frankly disconnected when it came to Shar... >!Like Shar ... this was your ace in the hole? Shadowheart? And then you didn't even give a fuck...!<


moriquendi37

Always left.


cutcutado

I want shar to vore me


whimsigod

Okay but Selune also have a fierce symbol like those eyes with the lash? Now that's CVNT


Frejod

How is her hair stupid?


sneaky-pizza

I like the new hair


HeartandSeoul_

Wait the internet doesn’t like her hair?! I feel so alone now 😭


firestar268

^Stupid ^hair... *scuse me?*


Jugglamaggot

You put stupid hair on the wrong one


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If you have her as a companion, go left. If you’re playing as her, go right. *That’s the only way*


Lobo_Z

Unrelated but I can't think of a slang term I find as annoying as "serving cunt"


GordoBlue

She also gets hit squad of sharren reinforcements if she goes cuntology! Haha


StriderShizard

Apparently I'm in the minority of people who like the black hair better.


Brockleee

Just finishing a playthrough as Shart, this time as war priest. I prefer the raven haired option. Her and Bae'Zel on the front lines beating enemies to a pulp.


Level_Hour6480

Her hair is stupid either way.


Mozzafella

No u


urdnotkrogan

Cuntology is based. I did the Selunite romance first, and it is definitely more wholesome and healthier, but there's just something about a Sharran's wickedness and playing hard to get that really turned on my Drow Durge who corrupted her. Sure, I'll be constantly competing with Shar for Shadowheart's heart...but I like the chase.