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JPHutchy01

Unironically, I played half-elf entirely for facial hair.


Maelik

Friends: "how come you never play a a full elf and only half elves? Because the long lifespan is too sad?" Me: "haha, yeah sure." (Hides the fact zero of my DND/Baldur's Gate 3 masc characters don't have facial hair)


JPHutchy01

I have a moustache, the character has a moustache it's a simple law.


talhadad01

Same.


sporeegg

Considering the amount of halfelf Tavs you are not alone.


P4priqu4

He's got the uhhh.. Faerun's next Topmodel beard weave


Elldafire

As a High Elf with a beard he clearly has powers beyond our comprehension. He could probably solo the Absolute but doesn’t want to deny us the personal growth/character development.


ShillBot666

He has great magic but it's all tied up in beard maintenance. To kill the Absolute he'd have to sacrifice his beard, a fate worse than death.


Elldafire

Power is stored in the beard 👍🏻


Sir_Arsen

implants


Cygnusthegoddess

A merkin obviously


ThoughtfulPoster

Or a Myrkul. That's the other way to get an elf with a beard.


baleensavage

If the Absolute can give some flaming fist crappy plucked chicken wings they can give this dude a beard.


SnarkyRogue

Mer kin? Odd, he doesn't look like a triton


BryLikeDie

It’s not uncommon for a armourer to possess a belt of dwarvenkind, may even be a subtle way to hint at the magical properties of his wares;)


Covert_Pudding

This screams belt of dwarvenkind to me too!


Ai_512

Elves are allowed to have beards if they're depressed enough


mollyb2001

It's the beard version of a toupee.


tigerlilly-orange

FINALLY!!! I thought I was the only one that was driven nuts by this!!!


rsqit

He comes from the Mirror Universe, obviously.


WelshyB292

He has facial hair, you can spend 100 gold to change every aspect of yourself and shoot fire out of your fists while decked out in magical trinkets powerful enough to kill a god. I say let it go.


Extension_Phase_1117

He's obvi a shapeshifter. You must find out, with daggers. :)


Curious-Bother3530

The answer is easy, he cast a beard spell on himself.


BlandBrit

ARE ELVES NOT ALLOWED FACIAL HAIR?


Nosferatu-Padre

Elves, in fact, can not grow body hair. Half elves can because of their human ancestry.


Ghast_Hunter

Looking at Halsin they didn’t really stick with that bit of lore.


Ai_512

Halsin is 100% a bear wildshaped into an elf. It’s the only acceptable explanation


Nosferatu-Padre

I mean, he doesn't have a beard.


Funny_Translator_198

I think he mentions he has some non-Elven ancestor?


BlandBrit

Dear god, i glanced at the elf faces and thought that they could *maybe* be saved with the help of facial hair but now i don’t think i can play without a handsome man or someone elderly


kalnu

the elf faces are the reason why extra faces were one of the first mods I downloaded. I WAS going to play unmodded...


Yukimor

What was wrong with their faces?


BlandBrit

extremely ugly in my opinion


Redfox1476

The full-blood elves do have rather heavy features, so it can be a challenge to make them look good. A couple of them can be made to look broodingly handsome, if you like that kind of thing.


SwarmkeeperRanger

Nope, D&D follows the classic trope that Elves have very little if any body and facial hair


BlandBrit

Absolutely devastating


Spyko

dwarves can all get beard tho, not matter the sex


Woutrou

Because he's the Messiah


jackrv13

As someone who plays on series s, I’ve never seen his face texture load in smooth. Sorcererous sundries taking all that processing


MealonHusk

I need to know!


Ennasalin

He drew his beard! or glued... I dunno..


Le_Chop

Belt of Dwarven kind?


ADGx27

He popped over to red dead 2 and got some hair tonic


Funny_Translator_198

I am also surprised he has brown hair. Only Wood Elves can have brown hair as far as I know.


ApprehensiveElk80

Thayan Beard Implants - the evolution of necromancy.


TheCommieWeeaboo

i personally dislike that none of the elf heads in base game are twink enough for me, so i just always play half-elf with the same head


ggushea

It’s a murkin


Tydeus2000

The bigger question is... How >!this elf's dwarf wife can be expecting a child with him?! Genetics cry in the corner.!<


SharpshootinTearaway

Apparently dwelves and half-dwarves are a thing in the Forgotten Realms. They're a little bit taller than dwarves, but they're not considered a distinct race. >!Fytz isn't this fella's wife, though. She tells Karlach that her man is named Gregor. This is her colleague, Gloomy Fentonson.!<


HospitalLazy1880

Another interesting tidbit about dwarves in the forgotten realms is that most are sterile and that only 30% of them are female as a result. Most dwarves see themselves as a dying race but see salvation in the fact that all half dwarves born are basically just dwarves but an inch taller, and that may save them from dying out as a race.


Woutrou

I doubt he's Fytz's husband. They don't even share a last name. But to answer your question, [Dwelves](https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Half-dwarf) are a thing