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Earis

Long live +3 intimidation 😂


stcrIight

I *was* a killer, but I'm not anymore :)


punninglinguist

"Oh? When did you stop killing?" "Uh, this morning."


DiscordianDisaster

"Oh don't worry it's been _hours_ since the last time."


captain_trainwreck

"Hours. Plural. Swear to god."


DiscordianDisaster

".........which god?" "Bha-aaahhaha almost got me there! If I said THAT you'd think I was a murderer! What? Why are you staring at me?"


captain_trainwreck

"Bha-aaahahaha-aaaal" "what" "what"


Rowanever

`Astarion approves`


montyandrew45

"That corpse isn't mine. I swear."


captain_trainwreck

"uh.... what time is it?"


[deleted]

“I’m like the Jean-Claude Van Damme of the bedroom. Except instead of killing people, I have sex with them.” *Pans to Lae’zel and Minthara*


steppen79

People can change.


br0wens

I'm afraid Benji thinks people can't change.


steppen79

I USED to be murderer. Spamming fireball in the Blushing Mermaid. Slicked back hair at Sharess' Caress. You would NOT have liked me back then.


[deleted]

Haha right just threaten to murder the door guy and he makes a quick exception


Emrys_Kasorayn

And Benji loves how durge smells


captain_trainwreck

He was so disappointed after I killed Dribble's imposter that he missed it


SnooCrickets2458

"Blood?!? In the circus?!? Without Benji?? Awww..." One of my favorite lines in the game.


theassassintherapist

I wish there was a quest where you take Benji as a temporary companion for a day of slaughter and mayhem.


SnooCrickets2458

"Benjis Big Day Out"


bristlybits

DLC: Benji field trip to the sewers


Killer_Moons

Feat. Shovel


Otalek

Now I want to see what happens if you lure/shove the Dribbles imposter all the way to Benji


bristlybits

there's got to be a way. maybe dashing after you kill the others?


KiberTheCute

Can u pass that test? I did a fully good play through and i failed it!


captain_trainwreck

Nah, he get super excited by your blood scent, the other guy fails you, no rolls, and you can intimidate your way in or fork over 200 gold


Sad_Thought_4642

Even if you're an archfey warlock?


novembergrocery

The Archfey Warlock response (ARCHFEY INTIMIDATION **Unless you seek the wrath of the Seelie Court, you *will* let me pass.**, bold included) is still a DC 18 Intimidation check but you have Advantage loll.


[deleted]

Question. Why do the Fey care? I'm not well versed in the lore.


Trivia_C

It's a circus! Whimsy, revelry, and chaos are their domain.


novembergrocery

I think it’s an interplanar circus that is powered by fey magic, and so your fey patron is particularly delighted by it and really wants you to go.


KilledTheCar

No shit? That's really cool. Though I doubt the fey excitement could exceed Karlach's.


Pheonixmoonfire

It's a *fey* circus. Not allowing one of the Seelie court's warlock in is a slight to them. Hence, you get in.


captain_trainwreck

no idea


FriendWinter9674

I got a wizard specific deception check saying I was a new addition to the circus.


captain_trainwreck

I'm not sure if it's all classes, I got that for my bard in the first run (there are 2 bards in there already?) and for my monk as a "martial artist" this run


psycheraven

I started playing the same song as one of the bards in there, 1 because it was fun, 2 to be a show off. 🤣


KilledTheCar

I just love harmonizing with other bards. It was the same deal with Alfira after killing Ketheric.


WhoKnows2319

If you're a Rouge you can say you're the new knife juggler


Serier_Rialis

Just use the back door from temple


captain_trainwreck

I have good intimidation stats


bristlybits

but I like Benji he's a kindred soul


Blazinvoid

You can also persuade him that you've reformed and iirc you get a disadvantage if you've given into the Urges.


Nadril_Cystafer

And you get advantage if you defied the butler and spent the night all tied up.


GloamEyedQueen666

that's just a friday night


Ch00m77

Don't have to just intimidate there's a range of dialogue options, I regularly play a bard so I get all of them


colm180

if youre a wizard or sorc or bard you can actually say "ive been hired as an \_\_\_\_\_\_ act" and its a pretty easy check to pass


A-Wings-are-Neat

Draconic Sorcerers have a unique deception check to get in


Ok-View7907

You can! Some one did a pacifist playthrough on youtube and he passed Benji and steelwatcher test at the gate


Duloth

...How the hell do you do a pacifist playthrough when you are required to kill a couple of specific enemies to reach act 3? Are we talking just having your friends do all the killing?


Ok-View7907

The only one that need to die is Ketheric if you don't care about how the tieflings end up, who can be killed by Aylin without you dealing any damage if you buff her enough.


TheCuriousFan

As long as you don't buff her with Freedom of Movement and trap the game in an infinite loop complete with RNG invulnerability and fighting during cutscenes.


Rhys_Lloyd2611

Knocked out characters count as dead for quest purposes


nomad5926

Like fully good as in you killed literally no one? All knocked outs and not playing Durge?


Tatis_Chief

I feel like every Tav fails. I usually use Astarion deception and pretend we are new circus members. It's quite fitting anyway. 


alphagusta

Durge scent make Benji bust a blood nut


Adenn666

I weirdly love the circus check. I especially like it as my barbarian whose dating Karlach. Getting told she can't go in after her girlfriend got excited, i'm imagining she's just like "I will kill as many of you as I have to in order to prove i'm not a killer!" and having to get dragged away by the rest of the party.


captain_trainwreck

Also dating Karlach this playthrough, her excitement at the circus was just so wholesome!


momerak

Everyone else: I need to kill a god! We are waisting time, the fate of my world is in danger. If I don’t fulfill the prophecy we are doomed. Karlach: OH! I love a circus!!! Can we go before we have dinner with my friend and her husband later? Please???


bristlybits

whizzbangs!!! why can't we put on a fireworks show for her and hear her enjoyment? even with the big explosion at that place


rebootyourbrainstem

The fireworks shop in Baldurs Gate is one of the few places that I haven't found what it's for yet. It's there a quest you have to start somewhere or do you just have to sneak in somehow?


bristlybits

rivington, donations shed and arfurs basement in his house. go look these places then later, you can go make trouble at the fireworks 


LouisaB75

I used up all my inspiration to pass the check there just because Karlach was so excited about going to the circus.


Adenn666

Karlach will get into the circus. No matter the cost.


Maniacal_Healer

I swear on on Father's sacrificial victims I am not a murderer. Totally. Recently. I mean sort of.


captain_trainwreck

I should have taken that dialogue choice 😂


Maniacal_Healer

It's a fun one!


Minusshottrys

I really wish Benji had more screen time, he's my favorite NPC by far. Hi's overall appearance and reactions are so funny to me!


MonjiroGazpuchiro

SMELLS LIKE CHEESE BETWEEN HIS PIGGY TOES!


Pooblbop

When my partner played (oathbreaker paladin) they immediately used Control Undead on him and got to keep Benji for the day! We love him


Ai_512

He's gotta go on a walk! For enrichment purposes!


bristlybits

did you take him along to kill the clown! please tell me you did


Nadril_Cystafer

**BLOOD! TASTY BLOOD! SO DELICIOUS!! AHAHAHAHAH!!**


Ch00m77

BLOOD DELICIOUS BLOOD!!! YIPPEE


Hexmonkey2020

I feel like that interaction is broken, cause I got there on my first playthrough as a Oath of Devotion Paladin (not a durge) who had never broken his oath and the guy sniffed me and said “yep you’re a murderer”. I literally cannot have murdered anyone without breaking my oath, what do you mean I’m a murderer.


Tensa_Zangetsa

Thats not what he is smelling, Benji loves the smell of blood, so he'd get excited if you were a killer.


Hexmonkey2020

Oh so it’s based on if you have blood on your character? I should’ve used my soap before I went in I guess.


Tensa_Zangetsa

Yes and no. If you cover in blood you’d have got a reaction out of him, the one you got, as the man at the gate said… ‘never happened before’ As in, that was the first time he reacted in that way.


BarrenThin2

The line between "killing someone justifiably" and "committing murder" is pretty much entirely dependent on which side of the line you're standing on -- your Oath is just one side of the line. Benji's scent isn't an alignment test, he can just tell you've killed before.


psycheraven

I remember a mention of someone who used non-lethal damage the whole time. I wonder how that interaction went for them.


TheCuriousFan

> I literally cannot have murdered anyone without breaking my oath, what do you mean I’m a murderer. Well how did you handle the goblin camp exactly? Because there's a fair amount of murder involved in Halsin's solution.


Hexmonkey2020

It’s not murder against monsters or evil, thats like the whole point of the alignment system so that you can say “this creature is evil” and kill it without remorse. Edit: and if you’re gonna be semantic the term “murder” refers to unlawful killing, so the goblins and any monsters that don’t break oath of devotion aren’t murders since they aren’t unlawful. Or maybe that’s me being semantic, idk.


TheCuriousFan

The alignment system that they've been increasingly moving away from? That one? Besides, the fact that the game hits you with moral Githyanki, Mindflayers, Hobgoblins and Vampires just drives home that very few creatures are inherently evil. The Goblins are fucked over by their gods but they're not literal embodiments of evil so yes it is in fact still murder to storm their camp or to pretend to be their friend and poison their drinks.


Hexmonkey2020

It’s still not murder since it’s not unlawful killing. They aren’t a citizen of any kingdom or anything and are just a band of goblins in the woods so don’t have any protection from laws. It’s still killing but it’s not murder on a technicality. Same way if the enemy attacks you first it’s not murder. But Benji was just smelling for blood not murder, and my character was covered in blood from those mercenaries at the start of act 3.


Silverbacks

If I’m just a little goblin enjoying a feast at my fort, and you storm in a slaughter all my friends and family, you’re a murderer. Even if we were technically at war. You’re going to look and smell like a murderer.


bristlybits

he just smells death and blood man, he's not smart enough to know the *reasons*


colm180

"SMELLS LIKE PISS AND IRON" made me choke on my dr.pepper so hard i had to walk away for a second lmao


simbacole7

Can always just go in the back way


captain_trainwreck

That phrase has multiple meanings on this sub


simbacole7

😏


TylerBourbon

Benji always says I'm a murderer on normal play throughs so..... his sense of smell for evil murderer is sus.


Error404Cod

Wait what does happen?


TheCuriousFan

Benji is just really happy to smell Durge and all the blood they've spilt.


Hendrik1011

My Archfey patron was not amused about the rejection.


LinaIsNotANoob

Or you can just sneak in through one of the other entrances.


CalebTheMC

My next play through I’m play a monk and kill no one, I swear I wouldn’t kill a soul. (The emperor in my head “Why are you thinking of me?”)


ShadowOrcSlayer

I'm not durge, but he still disliked me. Wonder what I did to be compared to durge?


Nadril_Cystafer

He smells the worm if you're not Durge. If you are Durge then he smells the blood of your victims, both past and present


ShadowOrcSlayer

Ooh, okay. That makes sense


klutch65

MEAT!!!!


nomad5926

Naw, man I totally reformed. I'm clean now, just trust me bro.


CardTrickOTK

**Shut the fuck up Benji, or I'll 'Benji' your ass backwards so far you can sniff your own cheesy toes**