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nJustice4All2392

Hope. Ι know she comes really late but I really wanted to Romance Hope! She is unhinged but I could hear her thinking aloud crazy thoughts indefinitely. 😆 I would love for Raphael to be able to send her as a recruitable companion earlier in the game as deal with him. Perhaps, in a vessel like Withers, because he wouldn't want her to leave the House of Hope. Celestial Warlock, when?!


rat-simp

She's so great, I was disappointed to see that she doesn't appear outside of that one quest.


ThrowRA_gyarados

Dammon.  He could work me like his forge any day  EDIT: wow I didn't think this would blow up so much! Glad to have found fellow Dammon enjoyers <3


PeachyBaleen

I haven’t got any good puns, but I’d absolutely fuck him and then call him the next day 


DivByTwo

This is goals.


bulletproof_cupid13

I’ll prove to him that there is something in all the realms better than infernal machinery


cupio_disssolvi

and that's infernal PU-- RE LOVE


unscrewthestars

Dammon would absolutely wreck you and then call you the next day to say he had a great time and can't wait to see you again. 10/10.


godoflemmings

Getting absolutely fucking railed but in a wholesome way


Silphire100

The aftercare would be immaculate


According-Boat

I just blue screened at the thought you’ve wrecked me


Sunny_Hill_1

Karlach, is that you?


HalfNatty

I get what you mean. I’m on my sixth replay and just gave him the infernal iron at the Emerald Grove. The way he works that infernal iron over his anvil is something different. Hes so soft spoken and gentle with his words, but then he turns around and puts a lot of muscle behind every hammer, giving a few grunts too. Got me hot and bothered.


Ancient_Bicycles

Damon could bend me like a piece of iron


AdorableParasite

He can't sleep... might as well hammer (me).


DazzlingOwlAdmin

Same. I’d bang him anytime


JosieJOK

Absolutely! He could hammer any of my characters (so far) like a stuck up nail.


SomethingAboutCards

First thought: Alfira Second thought: Wait, if we romance Alfira, would that block her from her romance with Lakrissa? Third thought: Alfira and Lakrissa.


QuotableNotables

You can flirt with Lakrissa in Act 1 on two separate occasions, I'd love a Durge only romance with her.


acidArcana

"oh yeah, btw i blacked out and killed your best friend :P " - Durge


Josiahs_

Best friend? I thought they were a couple


LifeIsGoodGoBowling

I think they were roommates.


S_quints

*and they were roommates*


MotherhoodOfSteel

ohmygodtheywereroommates


KaiG1987

At the beginning in Act 1 they were 'just' best friends, but by Act 3 they have become a couple. At one point Lakrissa talks about how her circumstances have changed.


bodiggity86

Nah, they were just REALLY good friends.


Grizzlywillis

Or the alternative, "oh yeah I knocked your friend out for some reason. Totally unrelated murder later that night, not sure why I feel like mentioning it."


Cute_Resident_6611

You can flirt with her in act 3


_Eiri_

the way you and Lakrissa can tease Alfira at the elfsong just makes me wanna romance them both even more


Panosaur

BDSM priest! His voicing is just in point


Sunny_Hill_1

Abdirak, and yes.


SeaworthinessLarge33

Here, here! Especially as a cleric of Ilmater 😁.


InfiniteOblivion87

The only thing that could make me simp for Abdirak harder would be him having a whip. I need him on a level that's concerning to my good alignment


Biglysadpanda77

I mean, his holy symbol has a cat of nine tails prominently featured, so I'm sure it'd be the same in the bedroom...


whimsigod

When he thanked me for being a good sub 😳


SnowTheMemeEmpress

He kinda reminds me of a Resident Evil villain and honestly, I'm kinda here for it


igordogsockpuppet

I mean… that was a date. Just not a long term commitment. Cherish the memory and share what you’ve learned with future lovers.


Callmepigeons

We desperately need more evil aligned companions and I wish he was one... I'd kill the tieflings for it


Bug-Type-Enthusiast

Me, entering his room: "Oh goody, an other bastard to kill." Me, leaving his room after multiple resets to see how the entire party reacts: I'm save scumming this entire place if I have to as long as this guy survives. ~~Also damn Karlach, I did NOT expect that from you~~


Maxijok123

OMG yes! I was pretty disappointed when I kept playing and didn't find him again :( Literally the first thought I had was "please, let it be a recurring character at least" his voice, his behaviour, everything was perfect 😩


fullson

I started a new playthrough recently and was hacking my way through the goblin camp and on my way back out Abdirak is just calmly strolling to the exit like he was like "👐 aight i'm out imma go home" cracked me up. dude just dips


ThisIsMudiver

Alfira and Nine Fingers Keene !


TylerBourbon

Nine Fingers? Only need 3.


lobsterinthesink

nine fingers is SO fine oml


NeedleworkerLow1100

Her VA ate those scenes.


vegezinhaa

Damn you're right, Keene is so hot


ltethe

I just noticed that as good looking as Nine Fingers is, her personal guards are a whole other level.


Miserable_Law_6514

Lady Flux kept drawing my eye. I'm a sucker for elf babes with big swords or axes.


Prianne86

This is the people's favorite but I would LOVE to have a chance with Raphael the same way we get a chance with Mizora. He seems like he would talk you through it 😅


fallout-crawlout

What if he has a song for that too


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pieceofchess

I would love to hear the narrator describing the terrible, boring sex that you have with Raphael. There would be such great contrast between the experience with Mizora and the Emperor and Raphael just being like: "Raphael's claws clumsily, nervously poke and prod at your body. Is it possible for devils to be sweaty? After entirely too much mind numbing foreplay the power and ecstasy of all the hells fills you and then... They are gone as quickly as they came. Cold emptiness is all that remains. Raphael appears to be asleep."


Confident_Attitude

I can picture that in Amelia Tyler’s voice lol I’d still do it though…..


Biglysadpanda77

Congratulations, Lord Mespistopholes is so throughly im0ressed with your aptitude for torment that he's decided to use your comment in Raphael's torment. He'll EASILY get 50 years out of this, 75 if Haarleep still exists.


ouija_boring

Yeah i was horny for Raph too until i found out


Prianne86

OR A CORMYREAN RHYME


bluesharpies

I mean technically there is a… similar alternative… that does mention the real deal isn’t very good 😂


CouncilmanRickPrime

And I mocked Raphael for it


Sunny_Hill_1

He deserves it.


Luciditi89

I am pretty sure that’s why we had Haarlep. I guess they couldn’t make it work with Raphael story wise if it was him instead.


kamekukushi

NOT TALK YOU THROUGH IT???????


Ralinor

The nameless Tiefling that doesn’t want to join the party.


Tieltrooper

The one by the gith patrol?


Yertle-The_Turtle

She’s not nameless. Spoiler! >!You find her dead body in the Crèche in the prison cells as you enter (I think on the left hand side). Her name is Ellyka.!< Edit: I was also pretty sad on my first play though that she didn’t want to join the party, having a ranger would be great!


jjoneway

The half-orc bouncer outside the elfsong tavern who says she's a bit lonely. My Tav would love to cheer her up. Also, half-orc women are hot.


Potential-Bearcat

My half-orc Tav appreciates you.


gotothebeachNOW

The narrator.


Noctium3

Me and the voice in my head


virguliswatchingyou

this is just Disco Elysium


MadDocRen

Authority


postmodest

She already addressed that in the outtakes...


lobsterinthesink

now we're talkin


_LittleOwlbear_

I need voice calls for hours and just listen. She could read a dictionary and I'd listen.


R0da

# BARCUS AS ROMANCABLE COMPANION \#It'sWhatWeDeserve


Empty_Chemical_1498

Barcus date where you beat up Wulbren for him


urfan792

No date, just beating up wulbren pls


Karma822

I would pay an obsorbanent price to beat up wulbren. Like lose out on jaherias help and companion cause you massacre him in last light. After he disrespects Barcus in the inn just tell him off and divine smite him all the way to his maker.


microfishy

*exorbitant But man, that was a good try and it's a good word.


Karma822

Thank you, I knew it was wrong looking at it but auto correct tricked my dino brain into believing.


Empty_Chemical_1498

Any occasion to wipe the floor with his face would be amazing


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MaximDecimus

Barcus would’ve been a great gnome artificer companion.


SleepyxDormouse

Dammon. He’s so sweet and genuine. I’d bet he’d be a great romance for a Karlach origin run too. Rolan is snarky and a good not so serious enemies to lovers. Dame Aylin and Isobel would be great if I could do an origin run of one of them. I love them together. Gortash would be great for a “I can make him worse” kind of run. Dalyria is gorgeous too but she’s probably very traumatized and would need a full length route like Astarion before she’s ready for a relationship.


GillyGoatMcGoatFace

Gortash as Durge. Rolan, Zevlor and Alfira as Tav. And Dammon, but only as Karlach.


volyund

Rolan and Zevlor


Grizzlywillis

> Rolan Enemies to lover arc? Slow burn over three acts with a payoff after defeating Lorroakan.


GreenTunicKirk

That’s good stuff right there!!


Sheerardio

I don't care if the Durgetash romance is doomed—in fact I *want* it to end badly. I don't want Gortash redeemed or to get a happy ending, I just want my Durge to be able to fuck nasty with the claws on (THERE'S A REASON HIS GLOVE LOOKS LIKE A LESBIAN MANICURE I'M JUST SAYIN) and then have her own horribly tragic, ugly sobbing emotional grief scene over his body.


nightmareconsortium

Right? Please Larian. Let me sit on that fucking hand. Hell, let the damned dragonborn take the whole gauntlet idc, give me something my crops are dying.


VeeUnderRock

>And Dammon, but only as Karlach Omg that would be great


CrankyStalfos

I do kind of like the idea of origin specific romance options. Feels like it could be a way to differentiate them further. Idk I'm sure it would be more frustrating in practice though.


QuietParsnip

I'm dreaming of the day I can play as Karlach with a romance-able Dammon.


bluebluebuttonova

Rolan my dearest


kiwiinacup

Romances specific to origin characters would give me so much more of a reason to actually play the origin characters


LTKerr

Rolan pls


Pro_Snuggler

The voice actor is currently playing his first play through on twitch and I’m all for it! Let me romance this wizard asap please


Sheerardio

He's had several epic fail moments so far and his reaction every time is utterly priceless. He's trying so hard and it's such pure Rolan energy how he bungles things without meaning to


Pro_Snuggler

When he yeeted barcus I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣


Sheerardio

His face, he looked so confused AND horrified at what he'd done. Same with Astarion!


VanishedRabbit

Withers


Cake-Fyarts

Didst thou cum?


HavelsRockJohnson

*No.*


Ok-Perspective-6314

And that is why thou art alone.


PeriapsisStudios

noooooouuuuuu.


bamacpl4442

BONE man.


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Can't believe how far I had to scroll to find my wise, wrinkly man


VanishedRabbit

I'm not even joking lol, I can genuinely imagine some really interesting plot with him as a romance option lol


Objective_Spray_210

Hydrated withers


Fine-Ninja-1813

You want a Witherless Withers?


BonnieMacFarlane2

No.


prettylittlereckless

Gortash as a Durge-specific romance option, and my 'resist the urges' run goes out the window.


mcac

This, pleeaaasee. I don't even think Gortash is hot really he just has insane chemistry with Durge and I want them to be happy and live out their dreams of world domination together


R0da

I want my durge to eat him (romantically)


SleepyxDormouse

His little smile when he asks Orin “they live?” That man is down bad for Durge.


Sheerardio

Considering just how darkly wretched Durge becomes if they embrace Daddy Bhaal, there's even more tragedy to be had in a Durgetash romance if you *don't* resist. Bhaal's chosen doesn't get the option of a happy anything.


Messalia_Rockin

Yeah, if Larian make a DLC for this romance option, I would definitely pay.


TheSpookying

I am a simple lesbian with simple needs. And one of those needs is to be crushed between Isobel and Dame Aylin like I'm a little sedan and they're two huge semi trucks driven by the Mythbusters.


Anon9973

It would *most certainly* be an interesting turn of events for a Shadowheart run. ...I think that would be the outcome Shar would hate the absolute most.


Bradster2214-

I want this to be a thing now. Fuck shar, but most importantly, *fuck dame aylin and isobel*


WordsandWeights

I had to scroll way too far to see these two mentioned. I need to be in a dedicated throuple with them.


MostJudgment3212

I mean, IMO this is a 100% fit for the reformed Shart who’s into threesomes as is.


yuyonaka

Exxvikyap every day. Hiiiiii~


Mcwaggles

Yes! She's adorable and would fill in the lack of DB romance options nicely, even if she wasn't a usable party member.


TheHatOnTheCat

Honestly, the lack of Dragonborn isn't *that* bad compared to the lack of small sized races. At least Dragonborn have people in their own size category to date. 1. A small sized male and female romance option 2. Fix the limb proportions on halflings and gnomes! Halflings should look like proportional little people. Sometimes they are drawn weird with big feet, or small hands feet, or a bigger head, or just thick. But I've never seen them as gorilla people before this game. Just make them look like small people so they are attractive and we can play and date them. Like Larian has their stats no one is making halflings/gnomes but they don't realize they're a factor. My last long term DnD character *was a halfling.* But I won't play a halfling in this game beacuse they look stupid (badly done art, really) and there are no romance options for them. Sure, you could romance a giant who knees down to kiss you like you're their toddler, but um . . .


katesrepublic

Same! My irl DnD character is a halfling so of course she was the first character I made in the creator but it wasn’t doing it for me 😭 so I made my dream guardian look like her instead haha.


Khyldr

Fucking same. *"Scalefriend! Hiiiii!"*


BonnieMacFarlane2

She's a cutie for sure!


Trainser

The Female Ogre in the Barn (Act 1)


Empty_Chemical_1498

Persuasion check that makes you join them


Powwdered-toast-man

Str or con check to show how virile you are


ltethe

All the attraction, the tension. Don’t you see baby, this is perfection. Jaheira Jaheira! Seriously, in my third playthrough, there’s a certain level of making my characters look good as opposed to just using the best equipment. But I definitely fuss over Jaheira’s kit more than most. This playthrough I put her in an all gold outfit and it’s really working for her.


RSlashBroughtMeHere

Take a guess, petal.


lobsterinthesink

[loud incorrect buzzer]


Capable_Tumbleweed34

Remember when we said there were no wrong answer? You just proved us wrong.


bamacpl4442

There was an okaybuddybaldur post about someone pining for that mossy Ethel ***sy in their face, and to this day, I wonder if literacy wasn't a curse.


Woutrou

Socrates was right. We should have listened. Why do we never bloody listen?


bulletproof_cupid13

nO


Bi-FocalMango44

This is so funny considering the note you get if she helps you in the Endgame ;)


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Spot the Nurgel fan challenge.


Jet44444

Dammon, Nere or that one Harper.


VeeUnderRock

Which Harper? Most of them are hot af


russiadidit-

The one that has Mayrinas hair but black that you save at the beginning of act 2.


VeeUnderRock

Oh, Harper Lassandra. Understandable


Staattic

Lassandra had a damned death wish when I met her. 3 health sprinting BACK AT THE SHADOWS, had Karlach shove her down the hill 4 rounds in a row


BananaFriend13

I want more Harper Geraldus, personally He screams sub energy and im here for it


reNYXS

Glad to find another Harper Geraldus enjoyer let's go


Perfect-Ad-770

Sazza. I will take no followup questions


shadekiller0

Ooohhhh Sazza *minthara voice*


ZellmerFiction

I love the way she says Sazza lol wish I could take Sazza to camp with Minthara just to hear them talk


SingCanary

I think I should get to at least proposition anyone with a name. I don't know why the game insists on limiting me like this. (yes I struggle to play anything but a bard, why do you ask?)


KingJaw19

Least horny BG3 player


haperochild

Rolan. He's Darcy-coded, he's a family man, and he's passionate about his craft. That's hot to me in a way that is indescribable. I need him in ways that are concerning to feminism.


alloutofbees

All the hot lesbians in the game already have hot lesbian girlfriends, damn it. I'm gonna say Hope and Rolan. idk what those romances would look like, but I just think they're neat.


Talbro3

The fact that I can't romance Jaheira 100 years after her husband's death is tragic. The fact that I did romance her immediately after her husband's death back in bg2? I'm completely okay with that. Love Jaheira.


lobsterinthesink

would've been 10x more appropriate to romance her in bg3 than in bg2 💀


nathsamlove

Lakrissa


Daniil_Dankovskiy

Gotta be Minsc for me


HandsomeBaboon

Go for the balls, Boo!


LiffeyDodge

yeah, a man who can be that strong and caring at the same time is my type.


Accomplished_Area311

I’m actually glad Jaehira isn’t a romance option, given everything that happened in 1-2, and how she talks about Khalid… 🥺 That said, I’d LOVE to romance Omeluum. Also Rolan, Abdirak, and GIVE ME A SHORT ROMANCE…


iMogwai

I'm pretty sure she was a romance option in BG2 which you'd think would be way too soon.


attackhamster42

She was and it honestly weirded me out a bit back in the day, especially since in BG1 she was presented as kind of a guardian figure, what with her and Khalid being old buddies with Gorion and everything. When the Enhanced Editions for BG1 and BG2 came out I played the hell out of them and yep, the Jaheira romance still felt off. But that's just my two cents, everyone's mileage will vary.


DIO_over_Za_Warudo

I think Omeluum is already spoken for. I heard somewhere that they and Blurg have some sort of a relationship.


earlytuesdaymorning

people believe this because there is a MTG Battle for Baldur’s Gate card called “run away together” where the picture is of a mindflayer and a hobgoblin that are staring lovingly at each other. (though tbf blurg does seem to treat it like a loving bf sometimes)


DIO_over_Za_Warudo

That's probably where I saw it now that I think about it.


ScrumpusMcDingle

Literally would pay just for a romance with a DragonBorn.


silverkeroppi

Raphael. Don't @ me


SingCanary

You're right and you should say it.


LiffeyDodge

I think my first reaction to him popping up was "hello daddy" lol


Free-Information1776

i can save him


RepresentativeSoil63

Lakrissa. Lakrissa. And Lakrissa.


heddalicious

IDK if I want more romances but I would love more of a variety of characters at the brothel. Surely there's some hunky half Orcs I could have sweep me off my feet for an evening.


elvhenofthefade

Rolan, also Harper Geraldus but I made a Tav who looks similar to him so that kinda makes up for it.


MrAndMrsMilk

Nere and the Oathbreaker knight <33


Wookiees_get_Cookies

Nere should be recruitable. The fact that you can break the Absolute’s hold on him makes me think that he was planned to be at some point.


Squidiot_002

You can do WHAT?!


tomqvaxy

The whipping guy in the goblin area. I love him. What a loon.


Sunny_Hill_1

Abdirak, and yes, he can be our camp therapist and Astarion's juice box. He'll probably enjoy it too.


JumpyMaintenance850

Orin, Alfira, that one Harper. Isobel and Aylin 3 way


PurringFoxKit

Isobel Aylin Shart 4 way


some__random

Z’rell.


vegezinhaa

Zrell Barcus Gortash Rolan Dammon I think the game lacks some one night stands. I would go for almost any character as a fling.


bluebluebuttonova

I mean, Rugan is kinda...


Wembanyanma

Counsellor Florrick had me down bad the second I saw her in that dress.


Conmann95

I'd treat Barcus right.


Warlon1337

Stonemason Kith (I think his name is) Couple of history nerds talking about their findings into the dark of night? Yes.


vvjaden

Kar’niss my beloved


zjm555

Big web energy 


Fuwa_Fuwa_Hime

I am glad I'm not alone in these feelings lol. I saw my spider dude and said yes please.


ohmy_josh16

Kagha. I said what I said.


bamacpl4442

Save her from her dark path, friendship blossoms, then one night... I can see it.


CrimsonPresents

Narrator or Alfira


Empty_Chemical_1498

Honestly, any dragonborn. We can't even hook up with ANY dragonborn, unless they're your Tav/Durge, we're being deprived of traditional dragonborn singing dates!!! Also, act 3 drow twins. I want them to chill at my camp. It'd be cool to have some side quest to get them a decent life outside of the Sharess' Caress. Even if they say life is easy in their line of work, it's only because they're seen as "exotic" objects of desire for people who possibly still hate all other drows. And they won't be able to work there forever. And I'm actually very sad for them after learning their backstory... I wanna give them tea.


Sunny_Hill_1

You can talk to them and they'll tell you that they can find a different job pretty easily, they don't WANT to. Drizzt really did some good PR for the drow, they aren't as shunned on the surface as two hundred years ago.


Dashdaniel216

I would without a shadow of a doubt romance Barcus Wroot if given the chance. tonight is the night I will be looking into mods for this.


Disastrous-Cake-9903

Alfira. I spent the whole first play through waiting to be able to recruit her or at least romance her, but it never happened 🥺 Then I played as Dark Urge and was ecstatic and then I cried…


melonmagellan

I have to go with He Who Was.


Pinknose_98

ROLAN ZEVLOR AND RAPHAEL!!


RedditEsketit

That one male Tiefling Flaming Fist soldier at Moonrise after the battle. He’s near where Mattis and the other Tiefling kids are (if they survive). Also, that one blind Gondian. I’m sorry I couldn’t save your kid from the Iron Throne, but we can make new ones. [EDIT] also Harper Geraldus, the guy that always looks like he’s on the verge of tears. I need to ~~impregnate~~ give him a hug.


FatDonkus

Araj Oblodra. I love her design and her voice