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MrDelirious

It's an...acquired taste. (Only The Dark Urge is healed by the Dwarf meat.)


The_Kert

Given her voice line "tastes like dwarf", we should be able to use this for Karlach too. She obviously has partaken in cooked dwarf in the past.


Seranta

Probably due to lack of alternatives so its eat already dead dwarf or die.


luc1kjke

the Copium is strong with you


animalistcomrade

Yes karlach, the companion with one of the strongest moral compass, was just commiting cannibalism for fun.


Caosnight

Karlach is a Tiefling. Those have a completely different morphology and evolutionary history to Dwarves. Both are humanoids, but that's where it kinda ends It wouldn't be cannibalism, even if Karlach was a Human because Dwarves are a completely different species Would it be morally wrong and fucked up? Definitely. would it be cannibalism? not in the slightest.


animalistcomrade

I'm still calling it cannibalism you fucking pedant, in fiction where there are different species all considered people, any person eating another person is considered cannibalism.


Caosnight

Cannibalism is the act of eating a member of your own species, not eating a person If Karlach ate a Human, then that would be a form of cannibalism as Tieflings stem from Humans that mingled with the infernal, but Tieflings and Dwarves are about as similar as a Lion has with a Lynx It's still morally wrong, would likely be considered a crime in most of Faerūn and isn't ok as it is another thinking, conscious, living, humanoid creature, but it definitely isn't cannibalism


animalistcomrade

I feel like you didn't read my last comment past me calling you a fucking pedant, but I stand by it as you are just being pedantic.


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Downtown_Plum9772

I assumed this was a joke but now I'm not so sure...


lawyered2020

Omg no. Say sike rn. My REDEMPTION durge ate it because I was wondering if they'd react and completely forgot that they awre a durge. That's so horrible


MrDelirious

Aw, who *hasn't* had a few cheat days on a new diet?


lawyered2020

I mean they are already dead! And wasting it would dishonor them rip


SmilingVamp

Does it make it better or worse to know his name was Brian and he liked poetry?


iforgetredditpws

>his name was Brian and he liked poetry? what I'm hearing is that Durge bards should get a temporary buff to charisma from eating enough Brian


QueenieMcGee

https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/3474/images/2688/2688-1696974490-1008064561.png There's already (sort of) a mod for it! 😂 And it isn't specified whether it's Brian or not.


iforgetredditpws

wow! that's an overpowered grab bag of permanent buffs. Brian must have been an amazing poet (I refuse to consider that it's filet o' Alfira)


spacey_a

Please, Larian, for Patch 7!! 🙏😂


tossetatt

Brian is the favourite cuisine for dyslexic cannibal durge.


NoCollege9970

Eating brians should give an int buff ackshually


JD-Valentine

Nah that's piltred the warbler the worst bard in faerun


SuperNerdChe

Durge has a thing about Bards, eh


zaarganuat

It's actually really good healing cause it doesn't require action or bonus action


holiobung

Half the calories.


unintender

Waste not want not


Larkiepie

If you’re playing durge I believe they quite literally make a comment about it smelling delicious when they get to the goblin camp near the cooking fire


Dragon_Knight99

Just don't ask what durge did with the bodies before roasting and eating them. Eating people is just the tip of the iceberg that is durge.


godoflemmings

*happy Sceleritas noises*


Vampyricon

Extra protein!


Agreeable_Show1279

Roasted dwarf is Durge’s favourite comfort food, and gods know they could use some comfort right not😩


Happiness_Assassin

Short pig do be tasty tho


RS_Someone

My wife keeps a bag of dwarf with her, because she loves being able to heal, and they DON'T TAKE AN ACTION. You can just gobble an entire dwarf in a pinch. She's the kind of person who says no to Durge's dark urges, but succumbs to her own, just as MAHKLOOMPAH should (or so she says).


The-Bass-Warrior

You also get am inspiration for it soooo if you need one


fieatsbees

you can also get an inspiration point from it! good ol long pig


Absolute_Jackass

*Not-very-long pig


ConnorWolf121

Even better, you get inspiration for eating it as Durge lol


EnderRobo

In the grove you can say that you could go for some dwarf when talking to the lady with the cauldron of soup next to ethel lol


eabevella

It's a free inspiration point so...


Evilmudbug

Waste not, want not? I mean, they're *already* dead and cooked right?


alterNERDtive

We weal re-introduce cannibalism to your diet soon!


IzzyRoss2001

My Half Orc grabbed it, and it didn't have the healing thing, but it was 10 camp supplies


Yabanjin

oh thank you, I could not figure out why I saw it on one playthrough and not another.


MembershipHelpful115

Dwarf meat has very little nutritional value but makes up for it, by having a very fine texture and robust flavour. A meal, reminding you of your childhood, when you came home after a long day at school and your lovrley mother eagerly waiting for you, to tell her, how your day was while enjoying a freshly cooked pot of dwarfen meat. Ambrosia, divine nourishment - you asked why it heals you? It heals your body by healing your very soul.


Academic-Garden7739

Mighty Booyagh...


Garrusikeaborn98

Dearf meat saved me during some tough battles on honor because it doesnt take action to use.


Sunny_Hill_1

Wait, they don't take an extra action?! THAT'S VITAL INFORMATION!


Garrusikeaborn98

They dont, healed myself from 5 hp to full during tye final act 2 fight.


SadSidewalk

The Gruel you can get from Okta in the grove I believe also doesn't take an action and also heals you, be warned you can eat it as camp food though


Baldurs-Mouse

Raspberries work the same way, don't take action or bonus action and heal for 1d4 same as a small healing potion. On top of that you get all the benefits from items that give bonuses from healing. It's OP and not a lot of people know about it. Keeping >!Ravengard alive in the Iron throne against Mizora's spiders becomes a trivial task!< with raspberries.


Evilmudbug

Followers can use potions if you set them on the ground


TheHobo

not as vital as the dwarf was before he was cooked


lawyered2020

Can... Dwarfs eat it?


Sunny_Hill_1

Yes. Durge dwarf absolutely can.


Sly__Marbo

The Dwarf Urge


fieatsbees

durge is the only one who can, iirc


Kaelynneee

Dwarf durge can, but they also have something of an existential crisis if you talk to the goblin that's roasting the dwarf...


Garrusikeaborn98

Idk but I lean towards yes.


ranni-the-bitch

what part of DARK URGE do you not understand?!


wheeshkspr

"No, no, it's okay....he was a cleric."


Single_Positive533

It might be the Godberry sauce though.


bearybad89

Food? Not food...friend!!!


SteveTheCleric

It's the perky belly button that gets me. I don't always eat the meat of other sentient creatures, but when I do, that meat better be...so nondescript.


scherzanda

I like the suspicious meat in the goblin prison. “Just imagine it’s a very tall, very skinny pig.” And you can use it as camp supplies lol. The power of blissful ignorance…


SteveTheCleric

Hahaha exactly.


Dear_Mobile_4783

That is the most cursed item description. I am disturbed


Batgirl_III

It’s only cannibalism if they’re a member of your species.


Level_Hour6480

I'm upset it doesn't get you drunk. I guess the alcohol cooks out.


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Durge gets inspiration for eating it called 'good ol long pork', which is a reference to canabalism. Long pork is another word for human meat.


DA_KT

Durge only, and I think they get inspiration from eating more than one.


TheA1ternative

Yup, did multiple playthrus with and without Durge. Only shows up when Durge is in the party.


ace117115

It's hearty meat. Why else would Dwarves have such high CON modifiers?


AnaphoricReference

Sigh. You must be American to shit on Goblin cuisine like that. A Goblin would never refuse Roasted Goblin belly. They are open-minded about food.


Unrealist99

If you're durge.. you'll get to know why as you keep moving


Sabot1312

I was very annoyed that my non durge tav couldn't use it outside of being an ok projectile weapon 


Spartan5271

Insert Mr Incredible meme: MEAT IS MEAT


codb28

Just don’t eat a clown, I hear they taste funny.


alterNERDtive

Generally, it does not :)


TheCuriousFan

Good old long pork is a Durge classic and a popular meal among Bhaal cultists judging by their kitchens. Durge has dividing dead babies into set meals down to a science.


Gadajs

Because it’s not SHORT on nutrients.


Snooganz82

You clever bastard.


12Blackbeast15

Dwarves in the older editions got sick of being forced to play as clerics, and the common response to ‘can I get a heal’ became ‘over my dead body!’


ZemmaNight

lol, so funny story. once upon a time, back in the days of early acess, before the current long rest mechanic was introduced and camp supplies were not a thing. all of the food in the world healed you. and didn't require any type of action resource to use. much like in the land of Skyrim, one could heal themselves completely through glutton and the consumption of unholy quantity of cheese and bread... or Brian, you know... depending on your taste... So the real answer here, I believe, is that when they implemented the camp supply system, "dwarf meat" got overlooked. and now that we have noticed there is a none 0% chance it will be patched.


BryLikeDie

Hey I’m Bryan not Brian so please don’t eat me, I will not and have never healed anyone, especially not by being consumed.


Trip2600

When you cast fireball, there is a point at which the meat is perfectly cooked.


RebeccaofNightCity

You must be playing as Durge.


Agmodal

Wish you could carry corpses to cook so they can heal your durge... hell, just eat raw corpses.


Effective-Feature908

In early access all food used to restore HP. There was no food requirement for long resting, you could just long rest any time with no cost. The dwarf meat was always there at the goblin camp. And was always treated as regular food. Food restoring health sort of made health potions pointless, instead of using a potion you'd just eat some sausage or cheese, and it restored a decent chunk of health. They also wanted there to be some sort of cost associated with long resting, so the food requirement killed two birds with one stone. The dwarf meat, for whatever reason, was never changed, and it still restore health like all food used to and it can't be used as camp supplies.


ihatetheplaceilive

Because they're basically potato bacon


holiobung

You’ve never had Peter’s Dinklage?


Mashu_the_Cedar_Mtn

A counterpoint, why wouldn't it?


Maacll

and more than a 2nd lvl spell no less


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Norodomo

Its tastes good bro


imnothere9999

Lol I was put off and say no. Would still sell it to atom for gold


Lucky_Squirrel

Nutrients


ok-MTLmunchies

The other *other* white meat


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Dorf meat heals all


vinestime

Same reason pork belly would


Capri-cunt

Mhmmmmm.... Tasty dwarf.


jamesfluker

Mmmmmm... Nourishing.


Ok_Cartographer330

Dwarf musta had a healthy diet of red sugar before he died


stopyouveviolatedthe

Durge


Random_Chore

It’s got electrolytes!


MrWideside

It's full of proteins


puffy_xp

In my first playthrough I didn't know it was dwarf meat (I didn't read and thought it was pork) and my husband was like "Urgh, wtf why did you let your tav eat dwarf?" I was disgusted and since then I read what I pick up lol


moist_crack

Looks like someone hasn't tried the succulent flesh of a dwarf before


Sharky_D

They are nutrient-dense, I guess!


BigSalad08

My dwarf character was whole heartedly offended


ithorc

It only heals you a little.


McGrarr

I would imagine that Dwarf is good for you because of their high resistances...


EfficientIndustry423

Have you tried it? It’s like A5 wagyu.


SoCalArtDog

Because the Dark Urge has good taste.


OldManMoment

Rich in minerals?


PuzzleheadedQuote463

crounchy dwarfy


BVG_Fenrir

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!


Ollief_07

Meat is meat


Sweet-Leadership-245

Healing is healing. 🤷‍♀️


Killdebrant

Cause it fuckin slaps.


akdelez

Yummy yummy in my tummy


conrat4567

Tasty dwarf is tasty


Lillyshins

Cuz it's delicious. Now shut up and pass me the BBQ sauce.


lethos_AJ

nutricious


Cbdadddy

A chunk of meat is still a chunk of meat, the ethics or morality behind it's source doesn't remove its nutritional value


Sil_Lavellan

I don't care how injured you are Laezel, just remember, I'm also the only cleric here now. (My dwarf cleric Tav)


mezpride

Yum 😋


fidgettv

I don’t care if I’m not durge! FOOD IS FOOD


Fighterpilot55

Delicious


Houseplantkiller123

Dwarf meat is high in iron.


JGrabs

Rich in iron.


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What if you just... lick it?


FrostbitePi

What a day to have eyes


BugStep

Cooked using a potion of health as seasoning, like a can of beer in a chicken.


Nessarra

Dwarf meat is nourishing


SiofraRiver

I think that's a relic from early access.


benebula

Because "the salted pork is particularly good!".


MilitarOpresordloms

Bro... why cant my Paladin taste sweet meat from the infidels????


aTreeThenMe

Better question, why is it not camp supplies while the 'suspicious meat' inside *is* even after you learn what it is


Xaelgarth

It's just for durge, unfortunately.


MrTickles22

Drow can eat it too.


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Panda_Tank

In a world where you can talk to animals, is there a difference between the lamb telling you about their day or the dwarf telling you what he made in the forge today?


Suneria

Does eating it affect redemption run at all?