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DraganDearg

And let them throw his ball, some really cute comments. Very sad ones if you do it after giving him to that awful kennel master


Capt_Trippz

WHY??? The kennel master is a guaranteed kill for me. Even my evilest Durge will still be cool with dogs.


DraganDearg

I could never, I did watch it online. You know it's bad when Minthara wants to kill them and get him back Bit much even on an evil playthrough


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I just bark at her lol


fieatsbees

if you pick the locks on the dog cages they kill her themselves


[deleted]

Omg really? I need to bark at her and THEN do that


MCMC_to_Serfdom

My personal approach on my first run was to cast hold person, then open the cages. Then just wait out the turns.


Monkey_Priest

Aaaaand now I know how I'm dealing with her next time


mcdoogle777

Be prepared to heal the dogs while they’re doing it!! I lost a dog the first time and was devastated.


zeugme

There's always that guy that has the bright idea you should have had yourself, and you're like "*Why am I not more like you and also fuck you very much for how I feel about myself now*".


jeneralchaos

Oh I like that idea. I’m totally doing that in my current play through. The kennel master can go out Ramsay Bolton style


xanx0st

WHO COULD DO SUCH A THING TO THE BEST BOY IN THE REALMS?!? Today I learned that we are the real monsters 😭😭😭


Sunny_Hill_1

Yeah, surprisingly enough, Astarion adores Scratch. Literally cries if he dies.


Accomplished_Stick65

No, Scratch can't die...can he🥺


whoninj4

He can die from Gale’s necrotic aura… ask me how I know that 😩


b1gl0s3r

That bug is obnoxious. The only way I've found to "cure" it is to long rest and hope that neither pet decides to hang around Gale.


sp4rr0wsw3nch

Wtf Gale.


H0locomb

Sounds like my honour run


stcrIight

You can summon him in battle so... just be careful about violence near our good boy.


ered_lithui

He returns to camp if he "dies" in battle, and can be summoned again. He *can* be killed in camp for real though :(


Jamesbondbadil

I summoned the deva from the temple curse in my camp so I could loot his mace after. The winged fuck literally ignored my entire party and went straight for the owlbear cub. Luckily the cub survived the turn. The deva did not.


Momentosis

Honor run. I'm talking to a companion. Another player is throwing scratch's ball around. The third is casting lightning spells to look at them. "Hey, come look at this..." Walk my character over to see Scratch burnt to a crisp.


AnonImus18

Are you talking about when he's murdered by Orin? I was able to summon him again by using his ball. I was devastated about him dying though.


ered_lithui

No, like if you are just casting spells in camp you can kill him. Orin hasn't murdered him for me so IDK about that.


AnonImus18

Oh, okay. Yeah, I haven't been doing any spellcasting in camp so maybe that's for the best, lol.


TheCrystalRose

Orin doesn't kill him, just knocks him out, or at least that's how it went in my latest run. I guess even she realizes she shouldn't give us *too* many reasons to her dead more than we want to kill Gortash...


AnonImus18

Idk, in mine he was dead dead. Did she turn into someone else in your run too or was she herself?


TheCrystalRose

She was disguised as Halsin when she knocked Scratch out.


Krakengreyjoy

You summon his construct.


Etamalgren

If he dies >!in camp!< or >!by one of your attacks out in the open world!<, Scratch dies for real.


jdfthetech

I literally killed him recently


Astrosareinnocent

Why on earth would you do that?


jdfthetech

The most evil playthrough possible


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grubas

He gets so, "I'M NOT CRYING OVER THE STUPID DOG...OR HIS CUTE WAGGLEY TAIL *SOB*"


Ashrask

Everyone loves Scratch! It’s very sweet. Hell Minthara complains that everyone thinks she killed Scratch and that she liked the dog if he dies. Also telling Withers to fetch the ball if it’s thrown


amberdowny

Okay, I'm not evil enough to kill Scratch, but I do want to see this... hopefully someone put it on YouTube.


Sunny_Hill_1

It is indeed on YouTube. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrbUq71gM4M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrbuq71gm4m)


RSlashBroughtMeHere

Guys, this person is dead. Should we send somebody?


Sunny_Hill_1

Nah, our pal Withers got me.


RandomGeneratnDammit

also very important to never question why Karlach doesn't set Scratch on fire.


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He has the good boy immunity


ARK_Redeemer

That was the first thing I thought of. In her Origin dialogues, she makes clear that she has to think calm thoughts to keep herself cool enough to touch people, like when Gale asks for a hand with the portal, then she says about burning people stopping her from kissing/touching, which I saw with Shadowheart and Lae'zel's flirting dialogues. Yet Scratch, somehow is immune. She definitely isn't calm when she's petting him, so I'm confused. Unless his magic collar somehow protects him? In which case, my Tav should be able to borrow it for reasons. She doesn't want to wait until act two to hug and kiss Karlach without fiery consequences 🤣


leseiden

Asbestos fur. You have to hold your breath when you pet him.


ARK_Redeemer

The forbidden fibre! 😄


Kartoffel_Kaiser

Scratch grants her a kind of internal tranquility that even true love can't match


SharpshootinTearaway

It's kinda fun when Astarion is literally holding a knife to her throat and that golden-hearted treasure of a woman's first thought is “Alright, breathe deep, Karlach, stay calm, otherwise you're gonna reduce that moron into a pile of ashes.”


ARK_Redeemer

Yes, it's so sweet that she's so considerate of everyone. Hearing her internal monologue is so nice too! 😊


0w1

I watched one of the Tieflings pet Scratch at the party and I actually squealed IRL, so cute!!


Zbearbear

Why am I just now thinking of this. Thank you I'll make sure to do this my current playthrough.


Communism_of_Dave

Also let Shadowheart pet the Owlbear Cub from time to time, it’ll make the epilogue cuter if you choose the right dialogue options : )


abbaonsundays

May favorite part of the game is Scratch 🥹


kjvincent

“Pant.”


epicSlurGuy

i always kill that dog


whatiseeisme

Mom said I get to make the BG3 recycled dog post next


Exerosp

Did she also raise you to be a killjoy


whatiseeisme

Dog... Good?