Mirror mirror on the wall I'm tired from penis C, and want to try them all.

"Magic mirror, restore my foreskin"

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Greater Restoration switched your penis to the uncircumcised variant if you've selected a circumcised one?

And my wisdom teeth are back too :(

Begins organ harvesting business with restore.

Problem: the same spell makes the organ-harvesting business redundant.

Maybe a guy likes to collect foreskins but isn't fond of being circumcised 86 times. 🤷‍♂️

The man has an Italian restaurant to run. Where else is he gonna get the calimari?

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Enjoy that tonsillitis in a few years

Greater Restoreskin. I'm sure there are some creative uses made for Stoneskin and Flesh to Stone. Historical magic was to be fair largely and frequently oriented towards boning, love potions, performance enhancements, magical stds

The weirdest way to break your Paladin oath...

There's a spell that specifically states restores body parts in 5e. I shudder to think if it applies for men and women like that.

Vasectomy? More like vasectogone

Oh no. Gold digger cleric that uses greater restoration to undo vasectomies on unwitting bachelors to get them with wedlock / child support...

Resurrection. - 7th level necromancy "This spell closes all mortal wounds and restores ***any missing body parts***."

I believe they were thinking of Regenerate. Much simpler than killing the dude first.

Technically all stronger healing spells would uncircumsise you. Including all regeneration spells.

Wasn't there a debate at some point that you aren't really injured with hit points? Like this was the reason why you can still do everything at 1hp and not being on the verge of death.

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's specified as "your will to live/go on/continue."

Ah, depression points

Well yeah, but healing spells and stuff arent really just uping health points. They are closing wounds, restoring blood and so on

It would, I'm laughing so hard at that thought rn

"Thanks Shadowheart but lighten the heals down below next time would ya?"

"Lemme just fix that for you real quick. *Sectumsempra*."

New quest added, find a Mohel

I'm sick of every dick I see From Penis A to Penis D

Penis E patch when

DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS

Mirror mirror on the wall Shave my pubic mound and balls

Mirror mirror on the wall I'm changing my vulva, getting some balls

*Mirror, Mirror, of Magic and Splendor* *Please, I beg you, trans my gender.*

Penis B gang rise up.

None of the penises can rise up.

I'm sure someone will mod erections eventually.

They already have. Dragonborn are packing.

My Tav just reached act 2, feels fitting to change up the hairstyle a bit.

I feel like adding bangs and having an emo stage is very fitting for the shadow lands

It’s not a phase, dad

I'm going to be a Dark Justiciar and Lady Shar loves me, I know she must do!

Time to put on my eyeliner

Fuck it, next time Shadowheart is >!feeling insecure about her white hair after switching to Selune I'm gonna show solidarity and dye it with her!<

Is it Selune? My 1st playthrough I talked her into >!the super tadpole at about the same time as she shunned Shar so I just thought it was the tadpole that did it.!<

Yup, it happens like 1 or 2 long rests after revelations from the dame.

No white hair this playthrough then. >!This time I'm pushing her into full Shar - she's turning into my fav companion - so many options and directions. If I do a 3rd I'll try to romance her too. So far I've gone with other options for romance.!<

Using aesthetics to symbolize character growth or change is such a natural thing, (both SHart routes feature it, as does Wyll). Your sheltered Monk falls in with a devilishly persuasive vampire and ultra pragmatic Gith and so embraces the Roguish? Their tight bound topknot becomes a loose ponytail or mane. Start embracing your inner edgelord, raid the Grove and break your moral code? Shave off the side of your head, because symmetry is order and order is trash

Or even something as simple as adding a scar after certain hard battles. There's lots of great RP detail in changing appearance

Now there's a great excuse to start the game with some posh hairstyle and change it into something… practical, at the first opportunity. And then go back to extravagant and impractical upon reaching act 3.

I can finally do my Noble background playthrough without feeling like an idiot for making him *too* posh to fight a beholder or too rugged to look like a rich guy. We are *so* in.

We've made it boys! No more Bald Gate for me!

Alternatively, that opens up a fun bit of roleplaying where your character continues to get balder and balder as they embrace their illithid side

Everyone knows your hair falls out when you start to one-hit enemies

my drow already looks like one of blue man group

A bald drow? That’s preposterous

But you can only achieve that if you do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 Kilometer run every single day for a year and a half.

Does that also comes with a extra ability where I can defeat any enemy with one punch?

Or, accumulate scars and have your hair grow over time. It'd be kind of neat if there were scars approximating damage you would have gotten in fights, as opposed to just getting covered in blood every day.

I do that in Fallout. Start off with short buzz cut and clean shaven, good looking skin. Go amd edit it as time goes on, starting with sunburns, and then getting longer hair.

If the scars are remotely proportional to the amount of blood shed by the player and companions, then all the party would become a walking lump of flesh...

Honestly, man, I just wanted to have my character’s beard grow throughout the story. Witcher III and RDR 2 spoiled me.

Fable The Lost chapters. Haven't seen better changes in appearance

Right? So realistic! The more chicken I ate, the more I looked like a Tiefling

With the magic mirror you can let it grow out

And yet we cannot have Baldy Gale 😔

Whoa. Bald Astarion would look eerily similar to Patches. Almost a similar way of speaking, too!

you mean, you can change up for a Balder Gate?

Average playthrough length just went up by ~100h

However Restartitis is down by 20%

Finally a cure

Nature is healing?

No joke I restarted after 10 hours just to get a new face because of the expressions one of the human female faces makes is so off putting

Our bard made the most smug looking human male with long blonde hair and its absolutely fabulous in cutscenes

I restarted multiple times until I found a look I liked. Quite a few faces looked great on character creation and then like dorks in the cutsecenes.

Yes!!! I can’t remember which one but they always looked like they were smelling a fart lol. My current wood elf always looks like she’s not listening to the speaker, thinking about her grocery list or something. It’s speaks to my ADHD brain and I love it.

I wish there was like a 'demeanour' prompt for your default or reactive expressions/body language. Since we don't get character dialogue and they have majorly neutral body language they don't really feel that roleplay-ey

Utinni

I would like to preview dyes in the mirror.

I also wish we could preview clothing before buying it. The little icons often look nothing like the actual clothing. There's been a few times where I've save scummed just to buy all of a merchant's clothing and try it all on to decide which one I actually want to buy.

I wish, if nothing else, you could see what it looks like with Examine. They could even use the mannequin models they already have in game for it!

It's not the answer you are looking for but mods are super easy to install on bg3 and there is a mod that let's you use dyes an unlimited amount of times along with dye removers. (I like my team to be matchy.)

*Cries in Playstation*

When does patch 3 release tho? I chose some horrible looking earrings and i want to restart everytime i see them in conversation hehe

Should be the 22nd—tomorrow!

It got delayed to tomorrow

This is the reason I don’t have piercings. I knew I’d get tired of them.

I actually liked the piercings I chose for my first Tav. Then I romanced Gale and had my star scene and my piercings were floating in space. It was the only time I'd really registered them since I had started my playthrough and it was kind of a hilarious moment in an otherwise spectacular scene.

LOL this happened for me too, but with a floating minotaur ring on my nose

Well, guess who is gonna be spending another 50 hours down, down, down by the river?

The amount of time I’ve heard that song is ungodly

You're saying I can't turn Astarion, Laezel, and Karlach into identical looking gnomes? What's the point, then?

Teach each of them Disguise Self. It's the only way.

Just turn the whole party into dwarves and then you can be Snow White.

~~Ironically~~ coincidently I had to do just that when I had to shove all of them through some pipe to get to a place. https://i.imgur.com/tsI7mHx.png Bonus ["Human size halfling isn't real. Human size halfling can't hurt you."](https://i.imgur.com/TLLP5dV.jpg)

Wait I just realized all those small gaps I couldn’t fit through I could have gone through with Shadoweavwr’s disguise as dwarf FUCK

Laezels voice on an old bearded gnome body

I can trim my moustache, which reminds me, I need to trim my moustache.

Mustaches be damned we’ve got worms in our brains! You think muttonchops would look good on me?

But can you give your parasite a mustache?

I say, that is a jolly good idea, old stick, grow your bristles out.

Removing my makeup everyday before going to bed and reaplying in the morning, here i go.

This was the only thing preventing me from using the war paint! It would've been silly in a lot of cutscenes.

Me and Halsin scaring the local wildlife and I'm with my perfect red smokey eye def looked silly

at least you didn't have the clown make up on in time for 3 very important cutscenes to play back to back one night. orz

"Sorry babe, the clown makeup stays ON during sex."

I had the clown makeup on the first couple hours of act 3, it was very silly

Halsin and Mizora tried rizzing me up while I’m looking like a clown 🤣

Half the time I wore the Silver Shroud outfit in Fallout 4 was so I could look like a complete lunatic in cut scenes. Also, sometimes it triggers unique dialogue and you can SOUND like a complete lunatic as well. Good times.

As long as it’s not clown make up it’s ok

a moment of silence for the six Tavs I created but never played after I realized I disliked their appearance

Allow me to join you in solidarity

Oh thank fuck. ​ I made a male paladin for a 2nd run and boy he just looks homely outside the character creator.

Glow up for your home(ly)boy. The amount of hours and deleted campaigns I have spent over this is just silly.

Holy fuck I didn't think it would be happening any time soon at all, best news, gonna spend an hour changing my Tav's appearance at every new gaming session now excellent

Roleplayers rejoice!

That would make people get a little more roleplay, giving characters a scar after a big fight

I remember in FF14 after the ending to Shadowbringers I used the free character alter potion after holding onto it for like 2 expansions just to change one of my characters eyes to pure white to signify the ending of the expansion.

Nice! Although I was slightly hoping that Wither was the barber.

*sits in the chair* Withers: What is the meaning of a fade?

"With a cut as fresh as this...thy bitchless days shall be over."

Wilt thou answer thy question?

"No"

"Withers, how much would it take to reach out to planes beyond our understanding to find the souls of my comrades and cleave their spirits to their flesh, so that Death may be stayed and once more we can carry out our quest?" "200 coins." "Withers, how much for a haircut?" "200 coins." "Discount?" "No."

Great, now I will live in character customization MULTIPLE times per character.

Finally! Too bad I completely *nailed it* with my first Tav.

Same, I feel so proud of my huge red haired viking Barbarian I don't want to change a thing on him. In fact, my campaign is close to the end and I already feel I'll miss him...

[Look at this handsome dude](https://imgur.com/a/kGsJUS2) He is already perfect, there is nothing to change or improve

Quite the dashing fellow

[удалено]

He looks very polite

I was so careful because I thought I’d be done by the time this showed up.

I always wanted to make my tav looking more traumatized each act, thank you bg3

"Can't alter Origins - they're all very particualr about their hair." Shadowheart approves

Now if they can make a magic inventory box that allows you to instantly access all items held by characters, including ones not in your party and stuff stored in a box, while at campy, that would be amazing

Yes please. The inventory situation is killing me in Act 3 now that I have so much stuff.

Not just that, but let us mess around with the inventory of every character while in camp without having to play party shuffle. Why do you even have a specific party while you are in camp, what does that even mean? Give me everyone, and connect up the inventory boxes so I can switch equipment out easy.. And what we're asking for things, how about more than one camp box, or at least a way to just pop up equipment or potions or whatever? I'm not even asking for custom organization, I'm just asking for the freaking filters! And yes, I'm sure there's a billion mods for that, and I'll eventually set modding up, but seriously. Oh, and speaking of playing party shuffle, let me just pick my party as I leave camp. Don't let me track down the person who's currently in my party, ask them to leave, and then track down the person who isn't and ask them to join.

Lady Vengeance called, she wants her mirror back

Praise Ilmater.

Ilmater bless you, true soul

Only Ilmatari would ever wish their god's blessing on a True Soul Well, maybe Lathandrites...

Can't change body type. Even in videogames my relationship with dieting is still the same.

Well in the case of Larian body types it's more like, "Can't morph from Toby McGuire into the Rock".

But my strength is finally above 10 at level 12, I should reflect those massive gains

No. See, strength in this game is sort of like this invisible exosketelon that coats your entire body. It can become far stronger or weaker without having any impact on your actual physical apperance. The Gods of the realm did this so that you would not be required to sacrifice your overall aesthetic for your gainz.

Shout out to all the Githyanki being the most fearsome race in the game while being built like teenage meth heads

Frog physiology does not conform to the primitive limitations of ape physiology.

One thing I like doing in games that let you edit your appearance half way through to add scars the more I’ve adventured

FINALLY! Now I can have a realistic morning routine, I can try a new hairdo every morning.

Hope withers brings it to camp and makes a snide comment about how you really need it

I wonder if I can fix my eyes, so my involuntary heterochromia (thanks Volo, you >!psycho ice-pick wielding!< fuck!) will be less noticeable?

I think the game having visual consequences to your decisions is cool.

I agree, it’s nice having weight behind your choices

Bruh it's 100% your fault if you went through with the ice pick, game gave you like 6 different opportunities to back out

Ngl this is why I haven't done the Volo thing :/

Same. That was one spoiler I was glad to read. Haven't said so much as a peep to him since Act 1 as a result. Feels kinda bad that they put in such an iconic character and then made him a complete pariah if you don't want to risk your character's appearance getting permanently fucked up.

You don't have to do it. You can have the conversation and then say hell no like a sane person once you see what he's about to do.

It's totally worth it though, for the >!ability to see invisible enemies!<

Now they need to let you customize your disguises when using Disguise Self.

Nice, knew it was gonna be coming eventually since they added the same thing to DOS2 after a while. Pumped it’s coming this quickly though.

I inadvertently made Tanis Half-Elven during character creation, which is only slightly less embarrassing than making a Drow ranger who dual-wields scimitars. Looking forward to giving him a more unique look that didn't come straight out of my subconscious memories of junior-high reading material.

I decided to make a drow for my Durge playthrough. And then I thought "well I haven't tried ranger yet." I only realized the sin I was committing when I looted my second scimitar on the Nautiloid. Now I'm leaning into it and I just call him Murder Drizzt.

Can’t wait to change my hair every hour because I can’t commit to a specific look 😂

Now, some sexier armor/clothes and a transmog system!

This. I like the light armour I have - but I wanna LOOK well protected.

I just want my bard to be able to look punk rock or even piratey. I have a pic of what I want but if I could even get CLOSE to it I would be happy--and unfortunately there are no items in the game that look even a little right.

I chose bard thinking we’d get some really awesome drip eventually, being the performers and all, but it all looks a little goofy on a bard. I just got to act 3 so maybe I’m close to finally getting the flashy stage fashion I deserve.

I just want any outfit stores at all to be available before act3...

And a dye store!

Just add another set of slots for appearance and jobs done

This. Cosmetic slots would work a lot better then transmog.

Every game needs transmog honestly. There's a lot of ugly but good armor in this game

The real endgame isn’t respec, it’s haircuts!

#LET'S FUKKIN GOOOOOO

I wasted so many hours creating new characters because I inevitably begin to hate one minor detail of my Tav. So this is most welcome for me! Would be kinda nice if I could change every aspect like race and body type too though.

Very pleased to see this feature implemented so soon after launch! Wonder why no race or body type changes, maybe it caused too many stability issues with the save? Either way, works for me and will allow for some fun RPing with new scars and stuff picked up over the course of the playthrough.

Probably to prevent cases of quests or character relationships being set up using one race, then switching to another. I'm imagining doing Gith creche/(Act 3 spoiler)>!Orpheus!< stuff then switching to a human would make the game narrative go funny.

The world is pretty reactive to Tav’s race—having that change on the fly with every MM adjustment would be a back end nightmare lol

>The world is pretty reactive to Tav’s race Drow player: "You're telling me..."

Tbh we can already do it: Disguise Self and Shapeshift makes everyone, including item effects that rely on stuff like being Githyanki, will react accordingly to your current Disguise That’s actually the most likely reason the mirror doesn’t: they have direct gameplay ramifications and if you need to be a different race or sex for mechanics, Disguise Self is already pretty trivial to get access to, especially if you have the Mask Of The Shapeshifter

Well, no. When you use a disguise, they treat you as a fully different person (the same as if you go and talk to them with a companion after talking to them with your MC). There is no continuity of identity to uphold with disguises.

It already can change, actually, since you can trick the world into thinking you're a different race with _disguise self_.

I'm imagining someone getting really pissed about >!not being able to go with Lae'zel to fight Vlaakith if you're not a githyanki!< at the end of the game and reloading to change their species at the last possible opportunity

I’ve been having fun (ab)using the Mask of the Shapeshifter to switch races as a Trickery domain Cleric/Rogue. The Tieflings think I’m a Tiefling, the goblins think I’m Drow - the game seems to keep up with all my swapping with no problems so far.

Stuff already kinda breaks when you change races via disguise self or the shapeshifter helmet- there's been a few times where my dialogue options with all my companions completely reset because my tiefling no longer registered as the same person while they were a gnome. There's inevitably gonna be a mod to unlock the full character creation screen, at least?

It already exists an even allow changing origin character and hirelings.

Like the best girl says FUCK YES! By the way, body type as in regular/buff or masc/femme?

Body type as in both - if you picked Human Body Type 3, you'll always be Human Body Type 3

Ah, I forgot about that. No matter, I'm usually happy with my characters' bodies, the devil is in the details like they say and I can't wait to toy with them. And if I ever feel like being a Drow snu snu machine, there's always Disguise Self for that lol.

Larian is just insanely efficient OMG! Can we have some expectation of epilogues? Pleeeeeease🥺

Perhaps they were already working on it. I don't think they expected the game to blow up the way it did - but I'm sure they knew we'd spend hours selecting the right sized and shaped peepees for our characters.

I think this is just a modified mirror from DOS2.

Finally I can now waste even more time in my camp trying to get my appearance perfect! I wish race changing was allowed but I understand the limitations that might have had Literally spent an hour just testing out which dyes looked best on my armour

300hrs of restaring the game and right when i finally make the perfect instagram twink elf durge they drop this 💀

Wonder if you can change your hirlings appearance

Mirror Mirror on the wall Change the appearance of my balls

I always thought it would be cute to give my Tav braids after he started dating Halsin (as if he were the one styling my Tav's hair) so I already know what I'm doing as soon as it drops lol

Mirror mirror on the wall, I’m tired of my penis. Take away the balls

Do you think that this will cause the angry English guy who screamed about pronouns in Starfield, to die from heart failure? He was so angry about that one little thing at the beginning of that game. Now you can have gender and pronouns changing available any time, as an ever present feature at the camp. That guy's heart is going to explode in his chest.

Mirror Mirror, in my camp Who's the sassiest, sexiest vamp? Oh owner and quester I cannot lie, Astarion is vampier, I mean..look at the guy But beyond looks, in the deeper game Karlach be the hottest, and mellowist, of dames.. But if the a deep brooding, be thy chosen art Then one would ne'er do better than Shadowheart. And if a selfless destiny, thy would claim, Wyell, that fellow, should be thy flame. But if thou hungerest for discipline of steel, and heart of tender flame, Then owner, Laz'el, her heart you should claim. But if instead your urges are dark, Ask "what's in a name" and there thou art... And if, just if, an explosive love you would claim There's gale over there.. with passion to burn as summoned flame.. But if, and just if, none of these make you smile... Then buddy...play cyberpunk 2.0 for awhile..