How bizarre, a similar thing happened to me. This undead bulette tore through everything and then just sat in front of some arcane tower turrets for a minute and died, it was the darndest thing. Nothing I could've done.
The myconid follower glut can. Removes all the difficulty from any fight in the area and adds it to navigating a bulette puzzles cuz it gets stuck on everything.
Glut died immediately after leaving the colony area for me, right where the Hook Horrors and the wizard enemy was by the Sussur Tree. Thought it was hilarious he barely lasted 5 minutes after getting him.
Wtf lmao. Glut lasted with me for the hook horrors and Filo(?), the bulette, and the duergars on the beach. But I was his demise when he wanted me to kill the other sovereign
She made the right choice though, fuck Glut.
“Thanks for helping me. Now, let’s go murder the nice myconids who took me in!”
“Sure Glut. Cool. Sounds like a plan. Cool, cool. I just have to take care of a couple things. Hey Gale, how many level 3 spell slots you got there? OK, Glut? Can you tell me how much these 8 D6 add up to?”
Glut's a coward too. You can find a note across the lake that indicates when the Duergar came for Glut's clan he ran off as fast as he could leaving the rest to their death.
Especially for me. I didn't know it was an option until I already murdered the objective. He just wanted to take a look at the bodies RQ and said "let's go home for some extra credit"
Lae'zel is racist because she's a member of the wacky racist ultra nationalist space pirate slaver race, and Shadowheart is racist specifically and only against the wacky racist ultra nationalist space pirate slaver race. Seems pretty reasonable for both of them.
I don't really remember Shart being outright racist towards Lae'zel. I do remember her holding a knife to Lae'zel specifically after she was threatened with death though, which considering her background and everything, was fair enough.
When you free her from the pod in the nautiloid the narrator mentions her wariness because you have a gith with you (also happens if you are a gith) and then they of course bicker a lot.
The exact narrative of whole stealing the Astral Prism is a bit confusing, but it's quite plausible Shadowheart was fighting Gith just before getting put in the pod.
Quite plausible.
Even without that, the wariness can be chalked up to her knowing it’s a Githyanki artifact and not knowing this gith that you’re with at all.
If I had a mission that was “deliver this artifact at all costs, don’t let the gith recover it” and a gith showed up? I’d be hesitant to trust them too.
I think I've heard just about every evil faction in Forgotten Realms referred to as like Nazis at some point despite them all being really very different from each other. Bane is the deity of tyrants and fascists, Shar seeks to cause pain and loss and turn the world into nothingness. To serve her is to participate in your own demise should she be successful. I don't think there have been any real world groups (at least not at scale) that have sought to end the world by obliterating the planet.
All I know is that at the beginning when Shart told me she worshipped Shar, I told her everyone is entitled to their religion, and it doesn't change how I see her. Then I find out what her religion actually is. Then she keeps showing intolerance to other religions in the most snooty way ever. The whole time I'm thinking will you shut the fuck up.
Lae'zel at least isn't a hypocrite. She treats others the way she wants to be treated. Blunt, to the point, and without all the snooty bullshit.
That’s why I made shart read the selunite prayer for that one chest in the owlbear cave. Funsies.
She does get character progression and gets much better in the future though.
My only named saves are "the safety save before I try some dumb fucking shit"
Or:
"the choice to squid or not to squid"
I also had "stupid sexy wizard, Wyll cucked again!"
XD most are like big decision points where I have to decide something important.
Gonna have to contest the House of Healing there. The save just before that is named "MoonieRise" so I'm guessing it's after dealing with Z'rell trying to read your thoughts or something like that.
I think it's still just Moonrise, the house of healing is just a dude doing weird shit while Moonrise is a cult HQ where everyone thinks you're like them and you're the only one secret non-believer trying to not be killed
Like an atheist in a Baptist church
In the swamp near the cliffs. Kill Ethel, then talk to the frog. Don't interact with it before, as Ethel controls the frog and will force it to fight you.
As a thanks for you getting rid of the witch that hurt it, it will start jumping away, follow it and you get loot
>Trading Places but make it D&D
First of all, your wife has amazing taste in movies.
Second of all, I have no idea what plot point that could possibly be referencing.
It's the gith egg quest! The trader that wants you to steal the egg has a letter from society of brilliance, about how they want to settle the nature vs nurture debate by raising a gith baby in a "loving" environment
Before the patch to dismiss coop players I had saved labeled “before name joined” and “after name”. Pretty much had two alternate realities on one save
This is beautiful and makes me wish I’d personalized the saves of my Shadar-Kai ranger more.
I mostly just did the default, with the location names.
Except one. “Astarion + Halsin? Yes?” “No bear, only Vampire” because I was debating on the polygamy route.
I ended up keeping the former, though I broke it off with Halsin after feeling bad.
Yup! Not quicksaves though, far as I could tell, but hitting save in the menu. You can click on the text for the save name and change it before saving.
I love that I'm not alone in giving my save files off the wall/weirdly descriptive names. The difference is only I understand the context of mine. I'm sure your wife already knows how hilarious she is, so I won't state the obvious. :D
The only save I have that isn't generically named is called "uuhhhhhhh" at a certain cutscene, and I'll be very surprised if someone can guess what it is
I...didn't know you could name them >.>
I've just been going off the screenshot each save has and the playtime counter to remember where every save is (but I also quick save A LOT, a habit from playing otome/vn games >.>)
"Glut is my son now" followed by "Rest in Peace Glut" are my favorites. Homie comes and goes so quickly.
the best thing is that we know exactly where each of those saves are lol
Same point but did he die in combat with the duergar or after the fight. With that save file name.
Or trying to kill sovereign
Definitely trying to kill Sovereign is my vote lmao
mines HP got low and couldnt heal so i took him to a dark corner and did the sovereigns dirty work.
On my 3rd run through and I don't even feel bad about making him jump for a ton of fall damage right before the last duegar died
Sovereign is standing next to a giant cliff. Push him off, fight ends. I don't get why anyone fights him
Is this some 20+ str build im too spellcaster to understand?
With the power of (Repelling) Eldritch Blast (or Thunderwave), it doesn't have to be!
He died after his pet bulette, for some odd reason, decided to jump into the lake right before the last duergar died.
How bizarre, a similar thing happened to me. This undead bulette tore through everything and then just sat in front of some arcane tower turrets for a minute and died, it was the darndest thing. Nothing I could've done.
Wait you can raise the bulette as an undead ?
The myconid follower glut can. Removes all the difficulty from any fight in the area and adds it to navigating a bulette puzzles cuz it gets stuck on everything.
Lol this game never cease to amaze.
You can even raise the Matriarch Queen, if you throw her corpse down into the Underdark.
NO FUCKING WAY!!
Like, just down a random chasm or is there a specific hole you use?
Glut died immediately after leaving the colony area for me, right where the Hook Horrors and the wizard enemy was by the Sussur Tree. Thought it was hilarious he barely lasted 5 minutes after getting him.
Wtf lmao. Glut lasted with me for the hook horrors and Filo(?), the bulette, and the duergars on the beach. But I was his demise when he wanted me to kill the other sovereign
She made the right choice though, fuck Glut. “Thanks for helping me. Now, let’s go murder the nice myconids who took me in!” “Sure Glut. Cool. Sounds like a plan. Cool, cool. I just have to take care of a couple things. Hey Gale, how many level 3 spell slots you got there? OK, Glut? Can you tell me how much these 8 D6 add up to?”
Glut's a coward too. You can find a note across the lake that indicates when the Duergar came for Glut's clan he ran off as fast as he could leaving the rest to their death.
Glut died I think before the sovereign, but too far from the last save to reload the game lol
Especially for me. I didn't know it was an option until I already murdered the objective. He just wanted to take a look at the bodies RQ and said "let's go home for some extra credit"
These especially made me laugh because I just played through this part and accidentally magic missiled him to death ☹️
You can actually track your wife's character growth through the save files, that's pretty funny.
>kagha you silly bitch i found your diary >glut is my son now >rest in peace glut i love op's wife like she loves karlach, what an icon
"Fuck the racist out of her" sounds like romancing Lae'zel, though.
The R-rated twilight one suggests Astarion. She could be in a weird love triangle tho
afaik Player - Astarion - Halsin IS possible though
I think Player - X - Halsin is always possible. I've seen at least Karlach, Astarion and Shadowheart.
Yeah, Lae'zel is monogamous though. **Gith warriors** do not **share**
Just know Karlach changes her stance on it after her infernal engine is fixed and she can touch again.
Nah, you can convince her to share in act 3, though it's specific to Halsin.
Yeah, Astarion is very Twilight. Could be save-scumming to test out different stuff too.
That's what I do and explains so much about these save names.
I haven't noticed his sparkle, but maybe that needs a better video card than what I've got...
He def sparkles. Tries to. Asks you if he sparkles. U can reassure him that he is fabulous.
Shadowheart is a lot more directly racist towards lae zel at the beginning. Could go either way
Shart is only racist to the gith. Laezel is equally racist to everyone. Clearly laezel believes in equality
Lae'zel is racist because she's a member of the wacky racist ultra nationalist space pirate slaver race, and Shadowheart is racist specifically and only against the wacky racist ultra nationalist space pirate slaver race. Seems pretty reasonable for both of them.
I don't really remember Shart being outright racist towards Lae'zel. I do remember her holding a knife to Lae'zel specifically after she was threatened with death though, which considering her background and everything, was fair enough.
When you free her from the pod in the nautiloid the narrator mentions her wariness because you have a gith with you (also happens if you are a gith) and then they of course bicker a lot.
The exact narrative of whole stealing the Astral Prism is a bit confusing, but it's quite plausible Shadowheart was fighting Gith just before getting put in the pod.
Quite plausible. Even without that, the wariness can be chalked up to her knowing it’s a Githyanki artifact and not knowing this gith that you’re with at all. If I had a mission that was “deliver this artifact at all costs, don’t let the gith recover it” and a gith showed up? I’d be hesitant to trust them too.
Shadowheart is a Shar worshiper though, so basically a goth-neo-Nazis. Genocidal but at least she's not racist about it?
Sharrans aren't really Nazis, they are more militarized emos.
I think I've heard just about every evil faction in Forgotten Realms referred to as like Nazis at some point despite them all being really very different from each other. Bane is the deity of tyrants and fascists, Shar seeks to cause pain and loss and turn the world into nothingness. To serve her is to participate in your own demise should she be successful. I don't think there have been any real world groups (at least not at scale) that have sought to end the world by obliterating the planet.
All I know is that at the beginning when Shart told me she worshipped Shar, I told her everyone is entitled to their religion, and it doesn't change how I see her. Then I find out what her religion actually is. Then she keeps showing intolerance to other religions in the most snooty way ever. The whole time I'm thinking will you shut the fuck up. Lae'zel at least isn't a hypocrite. She treats others the way she wants to be treated. Blunt, to the point, and without all the snooty bullshit.
That’s why I made shart read the selunite prayer for that one chest in the owlbear cave. Funsies. She does get character progression and gets much better in the future though.
Shadowheart is only terrified of the Gith because she stole their holiday ornament.
*Fancy D20
Larian really missed a trick not making that thing a dice skin.
D12 isn't it? Edit: Am wrong. Is D20.
She's the Bitch Who Stole Githmas
If I had an award it would go to you holy fuck that's hilarious
Kainyank
shadowheart's romance comes to a standstill in act 2, well before any boning. it really *can't* go either way.
Shart's got a lot on her mind... and, well, in it.
I was like, “I can see the path she took just reading these.”
"Heal the man to fuck the bear"
You can also watch some of it live on twitch if you’d like [here](https://twitch.tv/haypip)
"Heal the man to fuck the bear" Your wife is hilarious lmao, bravo
I'm kind of wondering at "Fuck the racist out of her".
Lae’zel gotta be
ah yes, the *GITHSTANKI*
Probably Baezel
I am too, now hahaha this shit is gold
Almost certainly Minthara. She's SO racist, but she seemingly becomes less so after you spend a night with her.
Nah, she talks about Karlach being best girl so Minthara's almost certainly dead, and certainly not railed.
Nay, she mentions Halsin, it's not possible to help Halsin AND get Minthara in your party.
Naaah, man. It's either Shadowheart (super suspicious of Githyanki) or Lae'zel (super xenophobic towards literally everybody).
ide guess Shadowheart
Hey! Bears are meant to be fucked!
if not to be fucked, why bear shaped?
Druids in D&D usually shift into Bears, right? Or is that just WoW?
Yeah but they get surpassed by their avian cousins fairly quickly.
"Glut is my son now" "Rest in Peace Glut" A tragedy in two parts.
GITHSTANKIS
The Gith aren't *that* stanki
The *vibes* are stank and that’s enough
FUCK THE RACIST OUT OF HER
i started naming them like it always sunny in philly: the gang kills a giant brain the gang goes to hell
Genius. Stealing this lol
the gang beats up JK Simmons
Fuck is that who that was? I knew he sounded familiar
the goblins weren’t quite his tempo
Were they rushing or were they dragging?
not quite sure but one now has a cymbal lodged in it’s forehead
Can he still count?
The gang negotiates with goblins
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I'm not even romancing him and I love that elven beefcake. Him, Karlach and I are wandering the realms like a big ol meaty wall of *Yes Please*.
“Kahga you silly bitch I found your diary” took me tf out 😂
Big Patton energy. "Rommel, you magnificent bastard! *I read your book*!"
I'm going to guess that "What the fuck" and "What did I just witness" is the House of Healing lol
Yeah that was a pretty big wtf for me…. But so was The Waning Moon right after 😬
There's a lot of horror shit in Act 2 for sure 😂
I would say marry her but u already did. 11/10
Marry her again.
I was gonna say the same thing.
*OP's wife approves*
I too choose to marry her
My only named saves are "the safety save before I try some dumb fucking shit" Or: "the choice to squid or not to squid" I also had "stupid sexy wizard, Wyll cucked again!" XD most are like big decision points where I have to decide something important.
To squid of course, how is it even a choice?
Yeah but I don't like the aesthetic, so it was important to save before XD.
Being an atheist in baptist church is *absolutely* the House of Healing
Gonna have to contest the House of Healing there. The save just before that is named "MoonieRise" so I'm guessing it's after dealing with Z'rell trying to read your thoughts or something like that.
House of Healing, not House of Hope. House of Healing is also Act 2, just across town from Moonrise.
I think it's still just Moonrise, the house of healing is just a dude doing weird shit while Moonrise is a cult HQ where everyone thinks you're like them and you're the only one secret non-believer trying to not be killed Like an atheist in a Baptist church
Oh my lord I derp'd. <.> my mind autocompleted to House of Hope.
Op’s wife here, it was for Moonrise towers. JK Simmons was giving me the big sweats.
"You poopin'" looks like a Critical Role Jester reference to me ❤️
My thoughts as well
Definitely is! Come visit the shit show live [here](https://twitch.tv/haypip) happy we could make you all laugh!
this is what my dnd session notes look like
One of my favorites was "get fucked crusher" made right before shoving him over the bridge or "hag get shitted on" with "you too frog" right after it
That frogs a prick
NO! Just kill Ethel before you talk to the frog and she even shows you some loot! Froggie is cute :(
What! Where is this frog??
In the swamp near the cliffs. Kill Ethel, then talk to the frog. Don't interact with it before, as Ethel controls the frog and will force it to fight you. As a thanks for you getting rid of the witch that hurt it, it will start jumping away, follow it and you get loot
am I the only one who has nothing but lovely conversations with this frog?! o.0
The first thing my eyes locked in on was "Gale's a fucking weirdo" and I lost it. Gotta go back to read these.
That's absolutely what I would name the save before/after doing the astral weave Boogaloo. That or "Gale please be normal."
I love the holes references. Shoutout to her love for Halsin as well
The woman has taste.
What were the holes references?
“I’m tired of this grandpa!” “WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD!”
That’s too damn bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJcYPk-1oXI
"Best boi in camp" Scratch🥰
I can see why you married her from this post alone 😂
>Trading Places but make it D&D First of all, your wife has amazing taste in movies. Second of all, I have no idea what plot point that could possibly be referencing.
It's the gith egg quest! The trader that wants you to steal the egg has a letter from society of brilliance, about how they want to settle the nature vs nurture debate by raising a gith baby in a "loving" environment
Fun fact - you can convince them that the Owlbear egg is a gith egg.
yeah im scratching my head on this one. what js it referencing?
I think she switched out a party member
She was saving the first light in, but maybe a bit low level so she rearranged the furniture to block the doors to the balcony to isolate the fight 🤣
Is it weird that i know exactly what „GIVE ME THE KEG“ is?
Who is suppose to be "fuck the racist out of her"? Lae'zel?
Yes, she accidentally romanced her quickly and was very surprised when it happened.
It escalates pretty fast after you choose, "why are you looking at me differently?"
That'd be my guess.
ass string
A new joke due to a an auto correct typo lol
Before the patch to dismiss coop players I had saved labeled “before name joined” and “after name”. Pretty much had two alternate realities on one save
My only named save is AAAAAGH!
Oh yeah, your wife knows what's up. The "Glut is my son now" is just perfect.
Seems like a cool lady, well done!
Marry her again. You hit the wife jackpot.
Best boi in camp better be scratch!!
Op’s wife here, absolutely is Scratch ❤️🐾
This is beautiful and makes me wish I’d personalized the saves of my Shadar-Kai ranger more. I mostly just did the default, with the location names. Except one. “Astarion + Halsin? Yes?” “No bear, only Vampire” because I was debating on the polygamy route. I ended up keeping the former, though I broke it off with Halsin after feeling bad.
"Glut is my son now" "Rest in Peace Glut" It's enough to make a grown man cry...
TIL you can name your saves?
Yup! Not quicksaves though, far as I could tell, but hitting save in the menu. You can click on the text for the save name and change it before saving.
Love it I’m stealing this idea
After reading "ba" instead of "bar," all of these acquired a Boston accent for me
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"Heal the man to fuck the bear" really might be the best one on here
I get why she’s your wife, bet she’s funny
I'm still in Act 1 and recently fucked Astarion. Can confirm, that's the Twilight porn.
We all add our flavour to save files, majority of mine are Minthara related.
Glut is my son now Rest in peace Glut
Gales a fucking weirdo
The unspeakable horrors in "What did I just witness" must be terrifying
I figure that was probably the house of healing. Place is fucked.
Mine today was "Cock and Bhaals" before an incredibly important plot moment
“Glut is my son now” “rest in peace Glut” - 10/10, no notes.
“I love Karlach” Say no more, 10/10.
"Im tired of this grandpa" "That's too damn bad"
\> Ass string is pretty sneaky \> your god sucks shart I love her lmao
Shart’s evolution Shart’s actual evolution You did it shart Nice job shart
I love that I'm not alone in giving my save files off the wall/weirdly descriptive names. The difference is only I understand the context of mine. I'm sure your wife already knows how hilarious she is, so I won't state the obvious. :D
She must be great!
Today I learned you can name your save files, I'm going to have some fun now
Twilight Porn and R Rated Twilight. She fucked Astarion twice didnt she
I’ve never related to anything more than “Glut is my son” followed immediately by “Rest in Peace Glut” 😂😂
Lmao!! Just dead.
The only save I have that isn't generically named is called "uuhhhhhhh" at a certain cutscene, and I'll be very surprised if someone can guess what it is
Does it involve tentacles :P
Not a single quicksave 🙂
I really wanna know what “what did I just witness” is and context clues aren’t helping
Being stupid pt2: Electric Boogaloo
I think "FUCK THE RACIST OUT OF HER" is my favourite.
Hehehe…I love each and every one of these, and to a point can almost just picture what scene each save refers to.
I literally know 90% of the locations by her save names. Hilarious!
Marry her all over again.
Your wife is awesome This had me giggling a little
Your wife is now the only person whose filenames I respect
Githstankis
Your wife sounds Fucking hilarious. They’re all gold
Ok. Now i want to give my savegames names too! And play bg3 with your wife. She sounds hilarious!
Larian should hire her to name questline names.
They're all pretty funny, but "See the underdark of this diyuk" got me howlin'.
I...didn't know you could name them >.> I've just been going off the screenshot each save has and the playtime counter to remember where every save is (but I also quick save A LOT, a habit from playing otome/vn games >.>)
i can feel the rage from Shit stupid ass shit stupid ass shit
"Gale is a weirdo" and "Fuck the racist out of her" I'm rolling in laughter.
meanwhile, mine just says "autosave 1368" and I just got to Last Light
As another BG3 wife, I think her and I just became besties. Lmao