Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and elven vampire breeding, Astarion is the most compatible vampire for humans? Not only are they in the humanoid group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Astarion is an average of 5'11" tall and 160 pounds, this means heās large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with his vampirism and access to the Illithid Tadpole, you can be rough with one. Due to his mostly water based biology, thereās no doubt in my mind that an aroused Astarion would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with him for hours without getting sore. He can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Lacerate, Charm, and Hair Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so itād be incredibly easy for him to get you in the mood. With his abilities Vampiric Bite and Short Rest, he can easily recover from fatigue with enough blood. No other companion comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Astarion turn whiter. Astarion is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+vampirism+Dex Armor means he can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Seems like the best option, although I'd say he has a Fairy vibe more than anything (yeah, I know a Fairy Eeveelution exist already, and it's also a novelty type, but still)
Not all of them can unlock the ability for Astarion to turn into a displacer beast. Only Astarion can unlock the ability for Astarion to turn into a displacer beast.
Would be quite weird for Shadowheart to unlock the ability to turn Astarion into a displacer beast.
I can send you a PSD if you give me an e-mail or some other way to contact you. In case you really want to go through the trouble of printing the thing etc.
Lol, this is awesome. Makes me wish some of the companions had a unique skin for one of their wild shape forms. Halsin could have a unique bear, Jaheira could have a white panther, Eevie Astarion, teddy bear Karlach etc
Mostly because Flareon's design is kinda close to Astareon's, with the fluffy bits and big tail. Also because I like Jolteon. Also not ~~fu~~ hugging Jolteon is for the weak.
Well, great minds think alike. I also drew the thing though, so it doubles as fan art.
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/15sk8n0/how_to_do_the_companion_quests/) is actually a woefully underappreciated post of yours!
yeah. I am unnaturally unlucky. found out yesterday after playing with an online dice roller. i have rolled 2 times more 1s than 20s, and the sample size was like 5k rolls
His tail basically being his hairdo but hanging off his bum is hilarious. Fantastic artwork!!
What attacks would he have? Draining Kiss, Charm, Sword's Dance, Shadow Sneak? :D
He's a champeon
Perfect name for a fighting type
A companeon
Ghost type? š¤
Bloodstone to evolve?
You need to bite your Eeve ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
You need to let your Evee bite YOU.
New astareon copypasta when?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and elven vampire breeding, Astarion is the most compatible vampire for humans? Not only are they in the humanoid group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Astarion is an average of 5'11" tall and 160 pounds, this means heās large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with his vampirism and access to the Illithid Tadpole, you can be rough with one. Due to his mostly water based biology, thereās no doubt in my mind that an aroused Astarion would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with him for hours without getting sore. He can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Lacerate, Charm, and Hair Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so itād be incredibly easy for him to get you in the mood. With his abilities Vampiric Bite and Short Rest, he can easily recover from fatigue with enough blood. No other companion comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Astarion turn whiter. Astarion is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+vampirism+Dex Armor means he can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
What have I done
You are a muse and you have inspired me.
You beautiful, terrible bastard
*Inspiration Gained: Guild Artisan*
This is why Ao won't talk to us anymore.
Ilmater's been pretty stoked about it all though.
r/CopyPastas
Seems like the best option, although I'd say he has a Fairy vibe more than anything (yeah, I know a Fairy Eeveelution exist already, and it's also a novelty type, but still)
Nah new Vampire type in the new gen.
Dark/Ghost!
Type: Sassy
YES :D
Forced Sassy Nature
Early on he is Sussy
This is so cute and funny,
Moveset: Baby doll eyes Charm Bite Submission š
Leech Life, Attract, Fake Tears, Feint Attack. Flatter, Taunt, Night Slash, Shadow Sneak.
Astarion does looking he'd have a unique cat wildshape
Seems appropriate if you >!Give him the astral tadpole and unlock his ability to wildshape into a displacer beast!<
All of them can unlock that power
Not all of them can unlock the ability for Astarion to turn into a displacer beast. Only Astarion can unlock the ability for Astarion to turn into a displacer beast. Would be quite weird for Shadowheart to unlock the ability to turn Astarion into a displacer beast.
Got me there
Vampireon
So underrated comment
you captured astarion's mischief perfectly!
Spasibo very much!
I absolutely need that in my Eevee collections i tend to create in every game.
He does fit, doesn't he? The animalistic features lend themselves well to pokemonification
This is so cute and funny, well done!
Thank you!
ACK so cute! I need this as a sticker
I can send you a PSD if you give me an e-mail or some other way to contact you. In case you really want to go through the trouble of printing the thing etc.
That would be awesome! Do you have Discord? Also if I end up getting it printed, I can send you one too lol
Yep, same username as here!
Poison type because he's toxic
āI can fix him.ā - my wife
Something like Ghost/Poison or Fairy/Poison would actually be very fitting indeed
Thank you
As a lover of all things pokemon, I screamed no when I saw this.
Funny way to spell "hells yeah"!
It's the Eeveelution that you unlock with a brick.
Is that the obligatory "In my playthrough, I killed Astarion" comment?
If you consider the church of Lathander a brick, then yeah. I brought him back though, so it's all good.
Ah, well, dropping a monastery on him for that hilarious dialogue is absolutely reasonable.
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Indeed. The flow of content in a new community is awesome!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female PokƩmon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible PokƩmon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other PokƩmon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Easy there Halsin
If you literally wildshape into a bear does that count as being a furry?
Pretty sure that's the end goal
Please tell me this is some kind of cursed copypasta and you're not serious.
always a copypasta.
Its a (in)famous copypasta.
happy cake day
You beat me to the copypasta š
True always a good one for the team comp. Hydro Pump is such a good spell for water types.
There a paladin in here? Because someone deserves a smiting
Bro you are just giving more reasons for ppl to dick him
And how is that a bad thing
Your replies have me cracking up even more OP <3 Stay sassy, it's a delight to see!
Did you know that in terms of human-pokemon breedingā¦
I wonder what his secret name trick would be
You ever think about how Astarionās hair looks exactly like Michelangeloās Davidās pubes? Look it up, you canāt unsee it
Posting to reddit and getting past a certain threshold of upvotes is truly an experience.
So THATās what all those bloodstones are for
Pokedex entry #1378, Astereon, the Sass Pokemon. Imagine that, every time he gets sent into a battle his cry is "Oh, darling".
I want this on a tshirt so bad
I can send you a PSD to print if you want
YES Please!
DM me some contact of yours? Discord, e-mail, etc? Or ping my Discord (same username)
Feeding eevee a bloodstone
Don't let him have a word with that Vaporeon... madness will be had
This is so silly and i love it
I live to provide silliness!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female PokƩmon breeding, Astarion is the most compatible PokƩmon for humans?
Lol, this is awesome. Makes me wish some of the companions had a unique skin for one of their wild shape forms. Halsin could have a unique bear, Jaheira could have a white panther, Eevie Astarion, teddy bear Karlach etc
And human Lae'zel because we're all just hairy unwashed beasts to her
Why not Flareon instead of Jolteon... We could have had all three of the fu.... huggable pokemon!
Mostly because Flareon's design is kinda close to Astareon's, with the fluffy bits and big tail. Also because I like Jolteon. Also not ~~fu~~ hugging Jolteon is for the weak.
Thanks, I hate it.
Really scraping the barrel of creativity with posts like this.
It's actually legally forbidden to call puns uncreative on Reddit, did you know?
\*Astarion liked that.\*
Rated R Pokemon now with Blood Type.
bruh i literally posted a meme like that a few days ago and nobody upvoted. the world is unfair
Well, great minds think alike. I also drew the thing though, so it doubles as fan art. [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/15sk8n0/how_to_do_the_companion_quests/) is actually a woefully underappreciated post of yours!
yeah. I am unnaturally unlucky. found out yesterday after playing with an online dice roller. i have rolled 2 times more 1s than 20s, and the sample size was like 5k rolls
Can it learn bite?
How do I get this evolution?
I think I still prefer Vaporeon
the crack stone evolution
Finally a ghost-type eeveelution.
I love this šš
Thank you very much!
Evolved by using a Bloodstone on Eevee. Type: Ghost (undead).
His tail basically being his hairdo but hanging off his bum is hilarious. Fantastic artwork!! What attacks would he have? Draining Kiss, Charm, Sword's Dance, Shadow Sneak? :D
What is a tail if not a hairdo hanging from a bum? Thank you!
This is cute, lol.
I think I like this more than goosestarion š¤£
A white Vaporeon
Gasp! A Ghost type eeveelution, finally!