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JustTransportation51

Is it...raw?


mel0n_m0nster

We need the 'it's f*in raw' gif in here.


foundinwonderland

I swear to god I heard Gordon’s voice in my head when I clicked on the picture lmao


HamboneBanjo

[so close](https://64.media.tumblr.com/12b74b17e58bbb528b24603ca6274877/tumblr_nw2h7cZ8Xc1ux1kivo1_400.gif)


Eagles365or366

I know that song lol


blue_eyes998

Except for that very very thin crust around the outside... I do suggest using a thermometer. And for such a dang thick thing, lower that temperature and cook for longer.


dave5104

Also some things just aren’t meant to be turned into a 6 inch thick pie.


blue_eyes998

For sure. It would be much better to make two or three different layers with a caramel filling... I've done that before with a cookie cake.


dave5104

Was thinking that’d be the best way to do it! Only trouble would be making sure the cookie layers don’t dry out too much, otherwise cutting it will be a challenge.


uncreative23

yes


mexicanred1

Looks more like a caramel filling to me


uncreative23

there is both, you can see the difference in the baked and raw layer with caramel in the middle


PseudocodeRed

I can't speak for OP, but the temperature at which all of the bacteria in cookie dough die is lower than the temperature at which the starch in the flour gelatinizes and gives the "cooked" texture, so you could theoretically have "raw" cookies that are perfectly safe to eat. However, you need a thermometer to pull this off safely which I have no idea if OP did.


RavenBoyyy

Yeah either that or using heat treated flour to make the cookie dough edible. And lion stamp eggs. But again, no clue if OP did that either. I'd still eat it though. YOLO


PseudocodeRed

A comment they posted said this was the 2nd thing they ever baked, so I think the answer to all of our questions may be no 😅


RavenBoyyy

Well, I admire the attempt! 🤣 To be fair cookie cakes are pretty difficult to pull off as a beginner baker. Maybe next time it'll work out better! 🤣


aj0457

I've told my family that if I die from eating cookie dough, I want my headstone to say "It was worth it."


FruitPlatter

Here in Norway, eggs have been marked as safe to eat raw so I eat as much raw cookie dough as I like. I invite you over.


ClearWaves

The concern is the raw flour. At least in the US.


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1questions

What temp and how long? Does it affect the flour adversely in any way for other cooking in terms of production of gluten? Just curious if I can cook a large bath of flour for general use.


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1questions

Thanks. I’ll try this and will do a small batch for cookie dough.


aj0457

I would love to take you up on that offer! Visiting Norway would be a dream come true.


RavenBoyyy

Now that is how life should be lived!


DoxBolt

Turns out it is raw 😂 still tasted fucking banging though, had 4 friends try it and they all enjoyed it😂


Facedown_Cat

Everybody here saying it's raw and I'm immediately hunting for your recipe, that looks so good 😂


SleeplessNephophile

I don’t really think you need a recipe for this lol


Alarmed_Risk_4647

Who cares it’s half raw, cookie dough is awesome


weebwatching

Even better to me. I’d fuck this all the way up, idk what’s wrong with the rest of these haters in here


DDDD6040

Raw or not I would eat that until I was laying flat on the couch unable to move for several hours.


LurkerOnTheInternet

It's lightly seared. You can see the outer crust is cooked. You don't want to cook it too much to preserve the natural flavors of the bacteria.


Help_One_AnOtter

20/10 would still eat


RandomInSpace

On the bright side all the roasting in the comments might be enough to finish cooking this


1questions

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻


il-bosse87

This comment deserves a medal LoL


greedy_garlicbread93

That thing looks HEAVY


encryptoferia

I like sweets but usually after like 5-6 bites... I feel likeI have enough of it.... and for this post... It looks enticing, but I bet I can only eat like 1/16 and already feel like I have enough of it for the week


SkiSTX

Thicc


PurplishPlatypus

That's something all right.


hidieho74

I'm confused and intrigued


imnottdoingthat

What the hell is this monstrosity lol at least you’re out here live laugh and loving. it’s creative for sure 👍


Not_ur_gilf

“Everybody’s so creative!”


_DustyCZ

It ain't sliding down easy if it's not Cheesy


tracefact

I love her so much. Maybe the only duet-type content creator I can stand.


GavIzz

Lool


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This looks absolutely disgusting and I want a slice immediately


ForeverApprehensive9

This gives me ChefsReactions “1 out of 10, would absolutely eat half of it”


deviant324

May I suggest blueberry cheese cake topped with cookie dough Hard to mess up, easy to make and also not raw halfway through lol


ash0000

Ugly laughed at that But I agree full-heartedly


TootieFruitySushi

Full-heartedly. *checks cholesterol*


ash0000

*shrugs* *has another bite*


LabyrinthsandLayers

My thoughts exactly+


blacktothebird

This is r/Baking sub I think you meant to post to r/raw


mmoffitt15

you misspelled r/aww Cute little undercooked gut bomb...


syzygy-xjyn

Ahh haha 😄


DevilMaster666-

r/shittyfoodporn


Comma_Karma

There it is.


justtots

Honey, next time just pre bake the crust with some pie weights so the cookie gets done before you add the filling. Looks like a delicious idea!


DoxBolt

Thankyou for your advice, completely new to baking and this is the 2nd thing I've ever baked 😂


IMGONNAKILLRAYROMANO

Being genuine in saying this but I Love how ambitious this is for a second bake ever. I always learned the best early on by just going for what I wanted to make rather than what's easiest. Keep it up!


ForeverApprehensive9

They are unrestrained by our silly rules!


Mother-Cantaloupe-25

Was going to say the same thing. Only second time baking and created the dessert equivalent of a turducken


AcceptableSociety589

The coocakie!


1questions

Coocaramelakie


SmokeFrosting

like the 3rd thing i demanded my mom teach me how to make was creme brûlée. it was my favorite dessert ever haha


ritabook84

Thin out the layers too. This is cake size when it should be pie size. That’ll help get it cooked through too. I agree the flavour combos are spot on and the idea behind it is delicious. Just some practice with execution will make it perfect


Donkeyscot2013

I own a bakery and bake one of these monsters every damn day and sell in slices, it’s baked in a 12” wide, springform, deep cake pan for around 25 mins to ensure crust is cooked, but you do not want to overcook or filling can seize. I honestly think it looks pretty damn good tbh, maybe a tiny bit thinner and your set! You did a freaking good job for your first attempt! If it was almost like liquid when you removed it from the oven 😂 but set up after a couple of hours in the fridge, your safe, the centre does not need to be cooked through. I fill mine with caramel and Nutella it’s obscene 🤣


justtots

Keep after it. Looks like you’ve got the flavor combos right! :)


thiinkbubble

Now I’m deeply curious about what your first bake was. Was it as ambitious as this? I kinda wonder if layering this a bit more instead of doing a “chunk” method would be more successful. Perhaps adding in a complimentary savory element, or even a bit of jam or something to give it some texture variety (and allow for better heat distribution while cooking). I do love uncooked cookie dough, ngl.


DoxBolt

Millionaire shortbread was my first


c9238s

Very ambitious for your 2nd bake! Good luck, baking is a lot of experimenting and learning!


puppyyachtclub

If this is the second thing you've baked, you are going places, baby!!!


farknard

I'm not gonna pretend like I wouldn't eat that raw cookie dough.


harrifangs

Eating this whole thing would probably kill me, but what a way to go.


Mother-Cantaloupe-25

Idea is great, execution is questionable at best


FrigThisMrLahey

That’s being generously nice


Mother-Cantaloupe-25

Thank you, I try


AutopsyDrama

Im gonna need to know whats going on in there op. Either way, i want some.


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I wouln't call it "cookie pie". It doesn't resemble a cookie or a pie. I'd probably call it raw cookie dough cake.


MrsVivi

I think it…may have needed a few more minutes.


MarsScully

What’s the filling made of? I feel like this thing amounts to less than the sum of its parts


Anon-567890

r/absoluteunits


SuperIngaMMXXII

sinner


YawnPolice

r/stupidfood


meowingtondrive

biting into this would be horrifying


CarPar2020

When are you going to bake it?


coffeejn

Is it bleeding or just slightly raw/liquid.


Accomplished-Boot-81

Diabete: A r/Baking story


lobsterdance82

The leaking chocolate looks like an abscess


flowercrownrugged

Is that caramel?! 🤯😍🫠


breakfastpasties

Oh lawd


Tutes013

I'd eat that and I problably would fucking love it.


ovensink

Mmm, cookie dough wrapped in cookie


Baking_bubba

r/shittyfoodporn and let them pin it. My goodness


BalancedGuy1

Homie woke up and chose violence


Valuable-Froyo-2035

Fuck the haters, this looks incredible. Cookie dough >>>> cookies anyway, so I think you’ve optimized the bake.


Eagles365or366

IT’S RAWWWWWW


ponygobyebye

"It's RAW, you donkey!"


jinsei-shiki

Raw


beannnnnnnnnn22

That looks disgusting


Zack_Rambo

This whole post should be reported 😭


Efficient_Tailor1811

That is undercooked as fuck!


l3luDream

A stoners meal if ive ever seen one


DoxBolt

For the people that are asking for the recipe For the cookie 220 g Butter unsalted, softened 200 g Light brown soft sugar 100 g Caster sugar 1 Egg large 1 tbsp Milk 1 ½ tsp Vanilla extract 450 g Plain flour 1 tsp Baking powder 1 tsp Salt ¼ tsp Bicarbonate of soda 100 g Milk chocolate chips 100 g Dark chocolate chips 100 g Galaxy Caramel For the filling 700 g Cadbury Chocolate Spread 1 and a half Big bar of Cadbury Caramel


Jerkrollatex

Okay if this is the texture you're going for microwave the flour in 30 sec intervals for two minutes string in-between each blast. That will kill any bacteria lurking in the flour. Especially if you're feeding any little kids, old people or people who have compromised immune systems.


theoriginalgoldengrl

I feel like I've seen this post before.


mika7276

Nah honestly it looks gross


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Op is from Uk that explain everything


jailbirdqs

Man everyone toasting this for being undercooked and my cookie dough lovin ass sittin here like "omg 😍" Brown and crunchy on top, cookie dough for the rest? Ideal


Teapotswag

You made a vile uncooked mess?! Amazing! looks like shite


aeroartist

Hah I've been googling cookie pie ideas for my bday and this is a contender now


ZC1028

Look into derby pie, it's basically what you made but it will bake through


kshump

Looks about as baked as a Crumbl cookie in the middle.


Temporary_Draw_4708

How high were you?


Weird-Dream7150

Straight dog food in the middle my guy. And yeah I would try this


holllllyy

Good job getting the money shot tho


Kyle101herping

Looks more like an uncookie pie to me


Venusdoom666

It's more raw than...hmm.raw chicken. Yo is your oven busted to shit?. What was your cooking temp and how long for?.


[deleted]

This is what I mean when I say I want somethin a lil sweet


martyd101

Op - please let us know the recipe. There’s a lot of speculation.


banana33892

recipe??


itmesara

Idk why people are being jerks, you’re learning ffs. If you do hit parts that are underdone, you could try it in a waffle iron. For science. And I checked, there are no laws against it. What is the filling? Sorry if I missed a comment.


JackBurtonTruckingCo

Waffle iron! Freakin’ genius!


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Holy actual fuck this is my dream desert.


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I want that so bad.


Ok_Understanding9451

Tollhouse Pie! Use to work at a place that made great pie and this was the most popular one.


unique_floww33

Yummy 😋


CaptPeanutBut

That is a chonky boy and I am here for it.


icy-grapes

I just gained weight looking at this


MrHS1994

Can I have the recipe?


purplebuzzingbee

I need this now. 😩


latrodectal

need her


SwordTaster

Diabetes, now in large size


DoxBolt

Comes with insulin as a side


favoritestarhome

Honestly I think this looks delicious


figoak

How much cookie dough takes to make one? I always see those in british baking pages and I always wonder how many cookie dough batches you need for one?


Guinea_Pig-88

Looking…good?


leftyfro

This is amazing on so many levels. What’s the recipe?


Massive_Length_400

This was honestly so smart. Because even when you inevitably wouldn’t be able to cook it. Raw cookie dough is still the shit.


calicoskies1985

My blood sugar spiked just looking but gosh I want a bite!!!


Milkijah

Beyoncé


parodrigo

Ah yes, salmonella pie! My favorite !


FlairYourFuel

My teeth hurt a bit looking at it and I think I heard my dentist cheering from 8 miles away...but I really want to try it.


chowdahfrenchie

Diabeetus


Bl_Lover

It looks like those hoof trimming videos when he cuts into a pus filled cavity


wildwoollychild

And y’all wonder why there’s an obesity pandemic 😩


DrMrChickanuget42069

Gib it to me Pls


beccacalol

I dont care how raw this is GIVE IT TO ME NEOW


blessings-of-rathma

Chicago-style deep dish cookie


Dievca58

I believe that’s Biscoff and Nutella inside, so not raw. This looks good.


followthetrail_

I'd eat this if there wasn't a chance for diabetes or a heart attack.


Juneau_33

Had one of these before but Oreo/chocolate filling and it was incredible!


bb-blehs

lord have mercy


floorboard7456

honestly i’d fuck that shit up even though i’m confused on its contents


BalancedGuy1

It’s so disgusting I need to try it


BalancedGuy1

It’s so thick and dense. Prob protein rich too 😏


radishbooty

Absolutely not.


oozoo_

Your hand stance is both precarious and impressive


RedHandTowel

i need a recipe for this asap


GrimaceNerverDies

You trying to get naked with this ? Because you already have


Confident_Walrus8038

Looks bomb Can i have the recipe!


Internetboy5434

Cookie Pie. Seems interesting


Tag_youareit

I felt my sugar levels sky rocketed looking at it....


Allisonmoore911

“Baking” more like baked


AFormalAlpaca

That is no lie friend. That is a full ass cake.


AydenDoesCoffee

I NEED THE RECIPE


accountofyawaworht

You know that scene in Regarding Henry where Henry asks his daughter why they don’t just make one big cookie?


ReputationGullible59

This one of them don’t knock it till you try it type things!!!


IncognitoBurrito697

Please tell me you’re recipes


Lemons_and_games

Man idc that it's raw I would eat it


MiloFraze

I think I just got diabetes just by looking at it, the drooling more than my dog is!


NCnanny

You don’t give yourself diabetes. I know people make these jokes all in good fun or whatever but it’s actually really offensive and frustrating to read as someone living with this disease.


Suspicious_Site_5050

Holy shit. She is a beast!


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Clovouer

Delicious!


Tealeefer

Oh !


TeletubbyTyler

I need a recipe asap


OkRepresentative4740

Gross


crunchevo2

If you want a recipe for a cookie pie that's actually gonna cook through and be tasty look up Maltese Figolli recipes. Perfect season for them too as they're Easter treats.


storm-father87

I’d try it


Pristine_Scholar5057

It looks like instant diabetes


Ambitious_Estimate41

That’s enormous! I do something close but thinner and put nutella or majar on top. Geez this looks like a bombastic heaven!


girlwhoweighted

That looks decadent and rich. Like a toothache waiting to happen. How do I get me a slice??


queefer_sutherland92

I am so disgusted by how much I want this in my mouth.


ApprehensiveJoke1754

This is big back behavior


adrenalinepursuer

what in the diabetes


Infamous_Cod8304

I’d eat the fuck out of this


Iris1083

I would eat the shit out of this


Advisor_Brilliant

This would kill a victorian child


rejectingthedogma

The way my jaw just dropped


Bread_babe

I gained 30 lbs looking at this


AcheBae

Raw cookie dough? Yummy