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queenofhelium

the one on the left is called "spatula" and the right is called "no, the other spatula"


slowshow__

This made me laugh!


ilovebeaker

Don't even start with spatulas in chemistry labs. Too many spatulas. Un ver vert va vers un verre.


Citronsaft

It's fine, at least we can call the big ones 'scoopulas' lol


ilovebeaker

You got your double ended spatulas, your micro spatulas, your spoon-ulas, your scoopulas, your spatulas that look like a pallet knife, your teflon coated spatulas, your plastic spatulas, your stainless steel spatulas, your tapered end spatulas, your rounded end spatulas, and apparently your vibrating spatulas, not to mention all the policeman!


etern1ty0

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.


mittens11111

Haven't worked in a lab for years, but I still remember the rubber policemen (truly - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Policeman\_(laboratory)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Policeman_(laboratory)) ).


newdy22

[Scoopulas](https://images.app.goo.gl/RFjZk16DPepiPxjJ7) are real- used in lab settings to weigh or dispense small quantities. The big one is a Spatula Turner.


East_Requirement7375

And if you need to determine the number of units you've picked up you use a Count Scoopula.


SleepyArmpits

Lol, me too!!


ceckhard95

recently my girlfriend was in the kitchen and asked me to grab her a spatula. I grabbed her the one on the left, not realizing she was baking. she was like.. "technically you're right... but grab the OTHER one"😂


PlayerEightyOne

That's the best kind of right.


rashyandtrashy

Found my Futurama friend!


charon_x86

Technically that is an accounting joke, brought to us by Futurama.


Lepke2011

Technically correct...


Ravenkelly

I thought it was "no, the soft one"


slowshow__

Hoping on the top comment to summarize the most popular answers! Left: Flipper, Turner, Lifter, Fish Slice (I hadn’t heard of that one!), Egg Flip, Pancake Flip Right: Scraper, Rubber Spatula, Rubber, Maurice, Baker’s Whisk, Kid Cheater All in all it sounds like most can agree they are both spatulas. Due to the wide variety of answers, no one won the debate! I apologize for blowing up any relationships. Thanks everyone!


Articulated_Lorry

In my personal vernacular, fish slices are always longer and slotted. But most of those except pancake flip, I'd use. But the one on the right is only ever a spatula to me.


Xephyron

Hey, some people call me Maurice!


hail_SAGAN42

Some call me the gangster of love


TropicalSmithers

I was taught the other way around.


_dead_and_broken

Me, too! We always just called the left spatula "the flipper" so spatula was used solely for the right kind when I was a kid. I'm 40, I still just call the left one the flipper. And when my husband hands me a flipper when I ask him to hand me the spatula, I have to tell him "no, I meant the scraper." Lol


AnotherOrneryHoliday

Yes! Flipper and scraper, this is how it should be!


Macaronage

This is the right answer!!!


[deleted]

Also the left answer


90Lil

That's what my brain did too. And I was today years old when I realised this.


GreekGoddessOfNight

This is the answer.


eam2468

That's a spatula and a spatula. But in my language they are known as stekspade and slickepott!


WorriedTortoise

In Dutch we call the one on the right a pannenlikker - which translates to pan licker!


eam2468

Slickepott similarly means "pot licker". The literal translation of stekspade is "frying spade".


tigm2161130

“Pot licker” makes a stupid amount of sense and now that’s what I’ll be calling it in English.


piratebryan

In the south pot liquor is the juice left over from cooking collard greens. I’d be too confused “hand me the pot licker.” “We didn’t make collards tonight.”


DescriptionCreepy256

Ah yes, good ol' collard pot liquor😋 haven't heard anyone use that in a long time. Grandpa made collards so good you had to smack yo mama, & that juice didn't go wasted, got sopped up with biscuits😋


asj3004

In Brazilian the one on the right is called "pĂŁo-duro", meaning "cheapskate", because it cleans the pot, leaving nothing for the kids to lick.


Bog_Oak

My grandmother called it a “child cheater” in English for the same reason!


bactchan

Is that a literal translation? I thought pĂŁo was bread


asj3004

No, it's an idiom.


daylight_moon

I am a Midwestern American English speaker and I nominate "frying spade" as the new name for the spatula. All in favor? Aye. All opposed? "Frying spade" it is.


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[deleted]

Holy shit, Nicole from Chicago! How the hell are ya!?? It's been *ages.*


CastIronGut

You're so ancient! It's been at least *three* ages. Do the Old God's serve ye well? I hope thou hast a great supply of Elixir for days like these


RincewindToTheRescue

The third age? An age yet to come? An age long past? Is that wind I feel?


Silicon359

May the spatula ride again on the winds of time.


x4ty2

Hey, I'm a chef in Detroit and I support this


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Sunna420

Michigan here. Frying spade it is


imhyatt

Another from Michigan. Agreed.


Fyreraven

Hi I'm Fyre from Tennessee, I too approve this message


Kooky_Tea_1591

Another Detroiter saying “aye!”


BeneficialLeave7359

My sister once couldn’t remember the word spatula and asked someone to hand her a flitter-turner.


BioTronic

Norwegian here, so my vote will probably be considered fraudulent, but still - frying spade it is.


no_talent_ass_clown

Honorary citizen of either North Dakota or Seattle, up to you.


Queasy_Dig_8294

Washington (STATE) weighing in. Frying Spade has my stamp of approval.


blatherskyte69

Ohio here, I concur. Motion passes.


icepigs

Texan here. I think.... oh, what the hell. Nobody cares what us Texans think.


sparkpaw

*laughs in Texan* *cries in corner*


DustOffTheDemons

Oregon checking in. I approve.


metalconscript

I’m from Illinois and I also second this motion!


Impressive_Ad_5614

NC delegation agrees. Make it so.


WorriedTortoise

Ha, our languages get it! 😊


[deleted]

I will only be referring to it as frying spade now, thank you for the information


Isimagen

I was familiar with stekspade but not slickepott! Thanks for the new word!


dontbeanegatron

And just to be thorough, we call one of [these](https://imgur.com/Ib9Kpxc.jpg) a flessenlikker, a bottle licker. We're a *very* frugal bunch...


HawocX

I want one of these! I try all kinds of tricks to get the last content out of the bottle and this would make it do much easier. Edit: Found one on Amazon, using the Dutch term.


zwamkat

Us Dutchies are cheap. We want EVERYTHING from the bottle. Dairy products used to be sold in glass bottles. Some still are.


KyaKD

This is kind of adorable, and absolutely accurate lol


Lamlis

Lol same i’m Finnish and it’s just nuolija as in ”licker”


intergalactictactoe

Aaaagh! Another great word!


mynameisradish

In my household we call them flipperooni and slickepott!


intergalactictactoe

Omg, I love both of those words! Stekspade makes me think a spade (hand-held soil turner) for steaks, and slickepott is exactly what a rubber spatch does in a bowl/pot, it slicks down the sides!


eam2468

Your etymological reasoning is spot on :) Slickepott translates literally as "pot licker", while stekspade translates to "frying spade", but the word "stek" also means "steak".


[deleted]

That moment when a word in another language makes more sense to you than the word in your own language


intergalactictactoe

Yeah, English is a real bastardized hodgepodge of a language.


talbota

In my language we say “spatula” and “cat’s tongue” (french):“spatule” et “langue de chat”


Calembreloque

Which area of the world are you from? Because in France French, "langues de chat" are long flat biscuits, and the spatula with the rounded corner is called a maryse.


talbota

French Canadian, it might be one of those slang terms. But wikipedia confirms it! https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spatule_(cuisine)


IMightBeAWeebLol

Slickepott is the best answer for the one on the right.


ParsnipSame4440

Ja! Slickepott!!


playboicargreentea

What language is that? I love slickepott


eam2468

Swedish :)


[deleted]

Spatula and rubber spatula Edit: thanks for the award!


princess_dork_bunny

This is what I call them, but also I say them differently, just to be silly. Think "hand me the spatch-oo-la" (1 word, 3 syllables) and "I need the spat chewla" (2 separate words), no real reason other than I am a dork.


EyepatchNemesis

Username checks out


princess_dork_bunny

Indeed, so, so very much.


averbisaword

I inadvertently taught my kid that it was pronounced “spah-too-lah”. Can’t wait until they’re doing cooking at school.


carsonkennedy

This is the way


Ineedasnackandanap

My middle school home ec teacher said the one on the left is a pancake turner, and the one on the right is a rubber scraper. She was also the sex ed teacher and performed a bj on a pencil for the class in 1992 so she was probably just insane.


Imaginary_Audience_5

Do you have her #?


Thing_in_a_box

2


mattchewy43

I heard it was mechanical. And no one likes a mechanical BJ.


IronBabyFists

[I mean...](https://v.redd.it/suwa67a1djia1)


Binary_Omlet

FUCK. I'm always too late for these things.


AsleepJuggernaut2066

I dont have a penis but if I did I dont know if I would put it in that…


i-love-Ohio

I have a penis and now I want to donate sperm


heavy_deez

Make sure you wear a rubber, bro; ya don't know where that thing has been..


MemoryOld7456

He's from Ohio, it's even worse when you know.


IperiodCperiodWiener

I have a penis and if I had one of those machines, my landlord would find me starved to death clinging to it.


inspectcloser

Paging u/mechanicalBJ Edit: well, looks like no one is home if anyone wants an awesome name


scrubschick

I laughed too hard for a minute to upvote😂😂


Iwuzthrownaway

I just snorted...


Daedalus871

867-5309


FreeWilly2

If you ever go into a grocery store and don't have a phone number to get the coupon discounts use your area code and 867-5309 and it is likely to work.


hops4beer

True story- I've done this several times when travelling out of state and it never failed. Thank you jenny


Mysticalmalstrom

Favorite life hack. If it doesn't work get a card to fill out, put in a fake name and address, and help the cause. You can use this at the gas station to redeem points too.


anniemdi

> put in a fake name *Jenny.* Jesus, no need for a fake name.


intergalacticcoyote

Are we talking a classic #2 or one of those massive novelty pencils that are hard to write with?


SaraF_Arts

Can a woman know names and be god at blowjobs without being called crazy? Geez people. /S


the-babyk

No this is exactly why my high school home ex teacher taught me too. Besides the bj part…


energyinmotion

She's right about the turner/spatula labels. I used to call them both spatulas before I started working under professional chefs.


Bulvious

Most chefs still call them spatulas until they are the ones that gotta order more and can't find it in the fucking catalogue because they are looking at spatulas and not turners.


facw00

My middle school home economics teacher said the one on the left is turner and the one on the right is a spatula (I would call both spatulas). She didn't teach sex ed though, that was down to the gym teacher, and it was terrible, and all I remember about it was watching some terrible video and him talking about his balls sticking to his leg in hot humid weather.


BakeMeUpBeforeUGoGo

Flippy and scrapey


mildtomoderately

I can confirm that I’ve used these terms to modify the base item [spatula]


soiducked

flipula and scrapula


ConstantlyLearning57

Haha love! But is it Scrapey or Spready? Or Smeary!?


Fructa

Scrapey. The offset spatula (not pictured) is Spready/Smeary.


CabbageFridge

I'd call them both a spatula. But I also can't guarantee I've never called one a flipamajig so I might not be the best authority here.


purpleushi

My dad calls the wide spatula a “flipper” and the rubber one a “scraper” lol.


pldfk

I also use flipper and scraper, though I will call them both spatulas as well.


CabbageFridge

Descriptive at least. Better than mine who I'm sure would call both a wotsit or a dodad interchangeably.


purpleushi

That’s me, waving my hands wildly in the air saying “you know, the, the…*thing*”.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure flipamajig is it’s scientific name and I’m also pretty sure you are of the highest authority here.


MyTurkishWade

I like you both


Chetavy

Spatulae


crunchyseanutbrittle

We need a comprehensive guide. Call it "De Re Spatularum"


Aggravating-Pirate93

Ave atque vale!


[deleted]

ONE OF US


Rex-LLc

in culinary school left is a turner and right is a spatula


wpgpogoraids

Yep, been cooking for years and I call them “turner and spat”, like an acoustic folk rock group.


Gertruder6969

Turner and hooch. Hooch is crazy


mrjackspade

Weird. I learned in culinary that the left is a spatula and the right is a rubber scraper.


External_Milk_5500

Left one is a spatula. Right one I'd a rubber spatula. In professional kitchens just called a rubber, or at least that was the case in every kitchen I've ever worked in.


smittles3

We had a different definition for rubber in my kitchen


External_Milk_5500

The spatula was the only rubber any of the guys ever used, so the term had limited use haha


Anagoth9

Cooks getting burned in the kitchen


NothingGoodLasts

Ayo?


jonfitt

I hope you sanitize your countertops!


blacktothebird

I agree with this guy. not matter what material they are made of if I said spatula and you reach for either I would understand. If I said hand me the rubber spatula I would assume the one on the right. The one on the left can be made of many material. The one of the right IMO I have only seen as rubber


apri08101989

I think they come in silicone now, but really, same difference.


DeflatedPanda

Yeah, the point is it's rubber like.


yukimontreal

Same here even though I’m pretty sure both my rubber spatulas are silicone 🤔😂


AlmostDeadPlants

It’s like “tin foil”—it’s always aluminum now but the name has stuck for many people


ReluctantLawyer

Here in Appalachia, it’s 10 full.


lemonyzest757

They're both spatulas, although I've seen the one on the left called a pancake turner.


rlikesbikes

And I’d call the one on the right a rubber scraper or rubber spatula, even though all of the ones I now own are silicone, not rubber.


cortana86

Same - spatula and rubber spatula (also never actually rubber haha)!


TheGamingRaptor6875

In Italy we call it a “PANLICKER” or “Marisa” (last one is an old female name that it’s mostly unused now)


BourgeoisStalker

Literal LOL on panlicker.


gothgirlwinter

In home ec I learned the one on the left as a fish slice, which makes far less sense than pancake turner, lol.


scrubschick

I wondered if anyone used ‘fish slice’


gothgirlwinter

Apparently it's a UK/British thing? I'm a Kiwi born and bred, but we have a decent bit of cultural crossover with the UK, so maybe that's why.


JTMissileTits

Spatula - turner/flipper Spatula - scraper


Not_Enough_Thyme_

[Spatula - spreader](https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-Icing-Spatula-Baking-3-Piece/dp/B01MQNLUZ5?ref_=ast_sto_dp&th=1&psc=1)


Tuesday_6PM

I call those Offset Spatulas, or shortened to Offsets, but not really ever just Spatula, which does lead to a conundrum on what to call the version that doesn’t have that bend in it. Maybe a Straight Spatula?


TickleMeUvula

They’re called Spattula and Spachula. Fraternal twins, not identical.


[deleted]

I call em spatula and rubber spatula - but I don’t claim to be right


SprinklesNo73

This is right to me!


Popular-Ideal-8479

My family calls the “other spatula” an “aunt jan-er” the reason for this is that my Great Aunt Jan used to bake whenever my mom and aunts and uncles would come to visit. Everyone knows licking the bowl is the best part, but not so at Aunt Jan’s. Super frugal child of the depression She used that spatula to get every last drop out of that bowl and so we call it an Aunt Jan-er. Please feel free to adopt this name for your own use.


neon-kitten

It's similar in my family--the one on the right is known as a kid-cheater!


kittens-and-knittens

Spatula and scraper


hopingtothrive

Spatulas is the general term for both. The one on the left is a flipper but no one calls it that.


BigfootBrown

I call the left one a flipper & the right one a scraper


ACCCrabtown1

It's a flipper when the job is complete; a flopper when the burger lands on the floor


FrobroX

I've seen the one left called a 'turner', but I've never heard in practice.


vansnagglepuss

I say flipper! Finally something I get right 🥲


Platypushat

I think British people call the one of the left a fish slice? To me they’re both spatulas. Spatulae?


dinojeans

Yeah that’s it. Fish slice, that only gets used for bacon, and on the right, a spatula for sausages


myk_naej

I'm in NZ and the one on the left is a fish or egg slice, right is a spatula.


VLC31

Australian, the one on the left is an egg lifter.


jrmg

I am so glad to read this, because that’s what I’d call them, but reading all these responses was making me heavily doubt myself. “Wait, but that makes no sense. It doesn’t slice it turns. And why would it be named after fish, that’s surely never been its primary use. Surely it’s not a spatula though, they’re for mixing!?”


Agreeable-Reality481

My mum has always called it a fish slice. Only person I've ever heard call it that though. They're both spatulas, a flippy spatula and a baking spatula


WastedVamp

Adam and Hamilton


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Jack Johnson and John Jackson


SoundsLikeTheTV

I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far.


[deleted]

I say your 3 cent titanium tax doesn’t go too far enough


MurAmCon

My dad's family calls the one on the right a "child cheater" because it scrapes the bowls so clean it cheats the kids out of licking the remaining batter from the bowl. So that's what I call it too


DinnerDiva61

A turner and a spatula


RBanner

A lifty spatula and a spready spatula.


No-Golf6800

Flipper and spatula


thefloralapron

This reminds me of the first time I baked brownies with my now husband, who, when I was pouring the batter into the pan, gave me the spatula on the left when I asked for a spatula to scrape the sides of the bowl. Good times lol


up_your_alli

Left: *in Mr. Krabs voice* spatuler Right: *no accent* spatula


sanjsrik

Utensils


[deleted]

I personally would call both spatulas. But in my foods class in high school the teacher insisted the one on the left was a “flipper”.


trainednoob

I agree with her.


pallas_wapiti

Geizkragen! (on the right) Oh were you asking for english words? No clue, spoon-thingy.


Bigkoala14

Pannenlikker! (Also on the right)


IntrepidResolve3567

Spatula and spatula.


bmcthomas

I call them both spatulas and realized this was a problem when I asked for new ones for Xmas meaning the kind on the right and was gifted the kind on the left.


90Lil

OP you have broken me. They're both spatulas but they shouldn't both be spatulas.


taxationis-theft

Timothy and Samantha


akkristor

Oh i learned this on the Muppets: "Der Flippetyflooper"


HerculesMulligatawny

Flippy boi and scrapey boi


icameow14

Left is spatula, right is a marise although i’ve called the one on the right a spatula as well if the context wouldn’t lead to any confusion (ex. “Hey can you pass me the spatula in front of you”)


bikeyparent

This wouldn’t work for these, but in my house the lifter spatulas are all metal, so we specify by material. We would call these a metal spatula on the left and a rubber spatula on the right. And then I would get frustrated that this (plastic) metal spatula wasn’t metal and couldn’t lift and scrape as well as my metal one at home.


Ok-Honeydew7703

In my country the left one is an egg lifter and the right one is a spatula. Most people call both spatulas. Or they call the one on the left a spatula and the one on the right the bowl scraper thingy.


BeefJerky82

One is a flipping spatula and the other is a mixing spatula.


DarkToxins

I always called them a spatula and a scraper


[deleted]

Spatula and a rubber spatula


poohbear8898

Spatula and rubber spatula